Some Guys Will Never Learn

May 1st, 2008 at 4:01 am by Kaleb Nation

WHAT THE (SNORT SNORT) IS WRONG WITH YOU! ARENT U SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF A GUY OR SOMETHING CAUSE U SURE ARENT LOOKING LIKE ONE READING A BOOK LIKE TWILIGHT! I RED THE FIRST CHAPTER AND IT WAS SO STUPID I WANTED TO BURN IT AND I MAY STILL DO IT! MY GF TRIED TO MAKE ME READ IT SO I JUST DUMPED THAT (SNORT SNORT) BECAUSE REAL GUYS... (SNORT, SNORT, OINK, SNORT)..

YOU (SNURGLE)! WHAT A (OINK)ING (SNORT)! MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T READING TWILIGHT YOU WOULD HAVE A LIFE YOU (SNORT)HOLE (SLOP SLOP)!

OH AND YOU WRITE LIKE A (SNORT) SO EVERYONE WILL HATE YOUR (OINK)ING BOOK!!! GET SOME (SLOP)S AND STOP REDING THAT STUPID BOOK TWILIGHT!!!

(Sorry, some words were lost in translation but I just had to post it. Next chapter early tomorrow!)

Posted in Hatemail

Some Guys Will Never Learn (II)
Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)

Leah

Kalab, I personally think u are a great writer and women like sensitive guys and Edward proves it and so do you so (oink) that loser.

liana

it's to bad this guy dumped his gf because he's definitely not gonna get a new one. Kaleb you just need to wipe your
(slop) with this (snort). You are awesome and what you're doing takes a lot of cojones. this entire site is so great and i am so sure that Bran Hambric will be amazing. i cannot wait to pick up a copy in September.
Love,
Liana
lianaizcoolz@yahoo.com

~Tina

Kaleb, you never fail to amuse me. Maybe I'll design a famous controversial website just so I can post the hate mail! ;)

Nathan

Let me cover myself, also: don't think I'm saying that as an insult. I'm just saying, it's not that big of a deal.

Nathan

Is being a guy and reading Twilight that big of a deal? I've read the whole saga and, last time I checked my pants (which wasn't too long ago), I'm a male.

I sure don't have parades of fans, though

Stef

you are one lucky man.
all the girls/ladies/women/sheilas ;) that have commented on this have been saying how great you are, etc.
GJ definitely got it wrong, haha.

Dara E!

Hahahaha! I HAVE to get my guy friends to come check out your site! Maybe it'll help keep a girlfriend for more than a month...

Dana

wow. This guy deserves an award. what a nutbar.

Ana

I just wanna say that this kind of guys, are idiot and we just have to ignore, because they just dont know better.

my hope is that Portuguese Guys and other gus from around the world follow your good example, and realize that is nothinhg wrong in a boy read romance, specialy if is a twilight book.

for the boy who send this message, i just wanna say who are realy, but realy an idiot

Tara

Hmmm, the illiterate dumb-dumb just boosted your site visits! Not only do your readers still visit Twilight Guy for your clever wit, but now we wait for a possible return of a BOY who obviously doesn't read much himself. This dude has nothing on you Kaleb. I doubt he has one tenth the adoration, respect, acclaim, and intellect that you possess without effort.

Insane Jasper Fan, AKA Erika

Ok, a few questions:
1) Why the heck is this guy on this amazing website if he hates Twilight so much?
2) Doesn't he have better things to do than go and bash not only Twilight, but Kaleb's book as well? I'm definitely getting your book, by the way, Kaleb.
3) Isn't it pitiful how people lack spelling abilities these days?
4) Why didn't he use spell check or something? At least he'd save himself a tiny bit of humiliation.

Madison

Funny how you edited everything uot with 'snorts' and 'oinks'. It 'kinda' made him look like a fool!

Georgia

What a snorter.

Luke

Am I the only guy here that read Twilight without being told to read it once? And no, I'm not some loser with no life who spends his Friday nights talking to inanimate objects. And I thought pigs were the good guys...

JennahCavarelliMarkdelMarshay

That person is very rude. It is your life, Kaleb and you make your own decisions. If someone was low enough to do that, they are the one that needs the life so that they can have other things to do than make fun of people and thier decisions. I think you should be proud of reading Twilight because I don't know one guy (Except you, not that I know you) that was confident enough to read it.

Maranda.

Well ; He's a ignorant person && i'm glad you're reading this Kaleb !
You're the only guy i know to read it and it shows that you have feelings which some guys have None !
Thank's alot for making a Great WebSite !
-Maranda. !

Phailian_the_wolf

Haha that was funny. ALL GUYS SHOULD READ TWILIGHT!

Nazneen

Hahahaha, nice job with the snorts :D

CJ

Kaleb, you rock. And don't let any pig(pun intended)that guys shouldn't read Twilight. I visit this site every day. I will definitly read your book. I have a lot of favorite authors, and you will be one of my favorites. I want to kill him!!!

CJ

I would just like to thank (from the bottom of my heart) the three girls that turned me on to twilight. "Alice", "Rosalie" and "Emily", thank you from the bottom of my heart! If you see this, you know how thankful I am.

CJ

He's is so stupid, I actually feel sorry for him. Is that bad? I wish I knew were he lives.

CJ

And anyone who has prblem with that can kiss my ***

CJ

Im a guy who has read the whole twilight series three times each, and PROUD OF IT!

Amanda

I am willing to bet that he is a liar and finished the entire series in under three days.

Lila

Hooray for Kaleb and his awesomesauce Twilight-reading ness!

Snort that snort)er for snorting you like that.

Dania Cullen

haha i might just die of laughter. That guy is so pathetic. Kaleb, he's just jealous about how popular you are and that you can publicly annouce your reading twilight, making him look very un-manly. I think only a really manly guy can admit that he reads twilight. keep up the good work and i cant wait 'till your book comes out!

Alice Cullen

Man I just might pee my pants. What a (snort) bag. Kaleb he's just SUPER jealous because you have millions of girls who would date you if they got the chance or tackle you if they saw you on the street (out of love) and he's probably some fat (snort snort) who likes to take out his anger because he got dumped! GO TEAM ALICE!

Stephanie K.

Wow... Obviously THAT person can't read. That is quite pitiful.

Ella

HAHA the irony....

I wonder how he found your site? :D someone with those feeling certainly wouldnt have be searching for twilight related material!

I believe he secertly has his own obession with it!

Azrael

I am quite amused. Obviously this ignoramus will never learn to overcome stupid and stereotypes however eventually he may actually read a book.

Having read Twilight I have actually enjoyed the book and I find all the things about it being a 'girl book' to be rubbish.

This also brings up something else though. Why are people so rude on the Internet when they are probably not nearly so rude in real life?

Best regards.

Marita

hehe the fact that he went out of his way to curse you out makes me think there's more to the story then that. I have two theories on what really happened:

theory 1: His girlfriend suggested he'd read it and he started to but saw Edward and read about Edward and felt intimited and jeaous that his girlfriend may like a boy like Edward.

Theory 2: the girl jump him cause see read about jacob and Edward. Thought to herself there better guys out there.

either way I can see this girl better off.

<3marita

Ps. I love blogs

saranicole

Priceless.

Jess

What a jerk. His poor girlfriend, he dumped her just for getting him to read Twilight? Good riddance for sure, but still...

Kathryn

I find it somewhat humorous that he has such terrible spelling and yet he got "Twilight" right every time; despite his obvious loathing for it. I don't know about you, but that word seems a bit too tough for his level of intellect. All I can say is, "What an 'oinking' loser."

Ritz (a guy)

I'M A GUY. I LIKE THIS SERIES.

That dude's hilarious. I wonder how many times he visits his therapist a week. :-) nice job with the site by the way keep it up.

Vanniey

.....XDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOLXDLOL
This is like one of my guy friends that thinks me and my friend are a couple of goofballs for liking the series. However, I got him to shut up under threat of death, so he hasn't said anything for a while. :P Keep up the good work, Kaleb!

Sapphpaw

Can I just laugh at the rediculissness of his comments? I'm serious...... The only way he *cough* if ever *cough* had a girlfriend, was if she didn't know about his big fat ego, or she wasn't the smartest person around.

Anyway, some guys will seriously never learn to let people have opinions......

Anyway, how does he even know about this site if he hates twilight so much....*fingers chin* Perhaps he really loves it, so he looked it up......

BTW GJ, DON'T DISS EDWARD! Even if he is fictional, he's triple.....no quadruple the amount of man you'll ever be!

Bella~Marie (I wish)

Don't worry. Those are the types of people who show up in the ER and get asked by the doctors, "So why did a mob of girls knock you out with copies of Twilight???"

haha you really should give us his email! :)

Integra

For the record: guys like this only get screwed through horrible accidents, often involving copious amounts of alcohol. At least that's what I like to tell myself. In other news, I'm relatively certain that your chances of being sexed have risen considerably because of reading Twilight. Just so you know.

Jenn

ok...he just lost any chance of a love life for like the next 12 years.
he's just jealous b/c he knows that we all love u and real men read twilight. And even if they don't (they still should), they don't bash on the book! b/c they know they'll get the $^l+ beaten out of them by a mob of angry girls who are determined to defend edward.
<3 u Kaleb ;D

Dianne

Hmm. The time is an hour different on this website. Boo. I'm not first of the day anymore T_T

You're still awesome, Kaleb!

Dianne

Haha! First of the day!

Kaleb Nation, you must get this a lot, but you are awesome.

Carley

I say He's a (snort)! Keleb so soo cool, My BF reads Twilight (He's so cool, and sexi!) and he's not gay! Keep reading Keleb, we believe in you!! ♥♥♥

Rose

GJ should see that you're the one that now has a fanbase because you read the book.

:)

Briar

*falls of bed with laughter* OH MY GOD! this guy... is such an idiot! I doubt he'll ever get a girlfriend again if that's how much he hates Twilight. The horrendous grammar and spelling was thoroughly amusing. And he thinks you're the idiot. HA! and bravo to the marriage proposal comments!! *claps* But hey, what's one more? *wink* You've gotten so much support, that's great.
Kudos to your terrific sense of humour! And your ability to let this roll off your shoulder.
<3 NICE WORK!

Ashley

Wow, why would he care if you're reading Twilight when he's never even read it?

He sounds retarded and he'll never have a nice life if he dumps girls because they read Twilight.

But it's obvious that he's talking out of his ass, no one would do that and he's just trying to seem all manly, when in reality, he probably is a geek who stays in his room all day because no one wants to be around him :)

Nora

No, GJ, YOU write like a (snort).

Mickey :D

My friend Phil kept nagging at me for being completely in love with Edward.
So, to see what my friends were fussing and fighting over to see who was actually married to Edward (we're immature, I know), he decided to give it a try.
He's hooked too.

Although Edward is a bit too prissy for me. Jacob is evil though.

Kierstyn

Kaleb rocks the world for reading this book and dont let ANYONE tell you otherwise!

Ally

I am confused. If the piggy doesn't like Twilight why would he go to Stephenie Meyer's cite? Or find this cite?

P.S. If I ever see someone reading Twilight, I will walk up to them and immediately start a conversation.

The piggy is so dumb. *shake head*

Divya

Don't worry Kaleb you write amazingly and are a real inspiration. Though I don't expect you to believe such a, well, his description of you covers him.

Christine

In response to Ms. Tanya, you need to realize that in life, some people will be the type that make your hair curl and your milk curdle and you have to live with it. There are much worse people out there than a guy who sits on his computer all day and has a tendency to swear and insult people. Anyway, Tanya, I hope you are not too abashed by my sticking up for Mr. GJ because I seem to stick up for the antagonists a lot.
:) <--smiley-face

Mandy el Fanpire

Tee-hee! Kaleb, your books seem really interesting by their description, dont let that party-pooper get you down! He doesn't have a popular website, now does he? Hmmmmm.

Tanya

I totally understand, Christine. Some guys just lack spelling skills and like to swear, and never use correct grammar, attack people they don't know, talk bad about books they haven't read, dump their girlfriends over a book, and enjoy sounding stupid with almost every syllable that comes out of their noses. It's totally not their fault! Can they help being stupid? No!

(by the way kaleb... all that I just said....was a bunch of (oink).)

Christine

OK, people, give GJ a break! He's simply giving his opinion on a fine literary work! If a book becomes this popular there are sure to be a few people out there who don't like it! Not everybody will like everything you do! Also, not everyone happens to have spelling skills. And also some people like to swear. A lot. They probably do it so often they don't even notice anymore. So you should give GJ a chance for the fine gentleman I'm sure he is on the inside!!! The end

Jenny

Honestly, that letter is a load of crap, but I laughed all the way through it. Honestly, what sort of idiot dumps his girlfriend because she wanted him to read? What an oinking pratt!

:)

Mandy

Real dudes read Twilight... And I'm not the one that falls for the sensitive guys, but if I caught my boyfriend reading Twilight, I would be all "Holy crap! oh my god! yay!" squeal squeal jump fer joy, y' know?

Kyra

LMAO!!! What a moron!!! He can't even spell the word "read" right! I think your amazing for reading Twilight and hope that more guys read your blog and want to read Twilight!

Rani B

Wow. It's amazing this guy got past 1st grade if he can't even spell "read" right. Then again, who says he did? Maybe he got left back fifteen times. Either way, he's got some serious self-pity issues if he thinks he's got to insult you to make himself feel better for being such a jerk.

Caitlin

Wow, what did 'Twilight' ever do to him? I think Mr. GJ needs to take a whole bottle of chill pills!

Plus, I doubt GJ will be getting any marriage proposals anytime soon (Sara's post: "Kaleb, marry me.").

amelia

wow
there are some carzy haters out here...

Kristin (K-Tread)

I'd like to remind the "pig"--a.k.a. most disliked man in the world for dissing Twilight--who has a fan-base of thousands of girls. Yes, that's right, it's the awesome, humorous, brave fellow who is reading a well-written book and giving an honest opinion with tasty bits of funny sprinkled on top.

Jealousy, my dear GJ, is not an attractive emotion.

No worries, Kaleb, you have me and the rest of the Twilight fans behind you!

Meilyng

DOn't worry Kaleb....all girls are with you on this one...besides, that guys the idiot....i mean every girl would kill for an edward, and he refuses to learn...oh well, his loss...

Kelsey

what i find funny is the fact that he claims he hates twilight so much and thinks your an idiot for reading it, then why the heck is reading your blog about it? Better yet, why has he continued to read your blog and email you a second time?

Twilight Fan (of Course)

Oh ya forgot to say you rock dude, and any other guy who is a fan of Twilight.

Twilight Fan (of Course)

Guys an idiot. My guess is he had nothing better to do without his girlfriend. Guys who read twilight I personally think are more macho. Because they got guts. And even more guts if they admit. I actually got my guy friend to read it now he is hooked!

Mara-Kate

Please post his email! I know some girls who know some girls that have copies of Twilight we'd like to hit him with ;) jk keep up the awesome work kaleb, youre future gf (unless you have one already) will be completely smitten with your ability to not only read Twilight but LEARN from Edward! Way to go Kaleb! :)

Lissete [Frerard Addict]

That was so hilarious that it didn't bother me at all. Kaleb, you are a genius, please continue your many witty talents. =]

mehek

please post his next e-mail. and his adress(home and online) so we can pelt his house with rotten apples. JKJK anyway a guy who keeps sending you the wonderfully insightful emails has absolutely no life. if he is coming on this sight to bash you and twilight(gasp)then try to see if we can either report the little son of a (oink)or block him

Hope

What a (snorting)ing (snort)hole.

Ew... and he can't even spell! I'm in the 8th grade, and I think I have a better grammar education than he does. You need to post the email-- his stupidity humors me!

mehek

i love how he mispelled the word "read" this is why our teacher tells us not to drink or smoke anything!!

jessica

well that guys intelligence level is shown in the fact he cant spell read! So don't listen to anything that moron had to say! I would also like to point out that you probably get a lot more attention from girls than that guy ever will!

Laura

That's just rude! I think it's awesome that guys read Twilight and definitly more guys need to be like Edward. Besides, Kaleb, your site is freaking hilarious. Me and my friends talk about it now at school and you definitly rock our socks!

July

Another thing, I really do think it would be in the best interest of earth that you give me his email address. If you don't, i will become a vampire and feast on any man with the initials "G J". If you do give it to me, I will be a vegetarian vampire with only one exception.

July

WHAT A MORON!!!!!!

Mary

hahaha!! Wow that was hilarious! Hope he enjoys being laughed at. But, yeah, I'm mad at him too. I really like that angry mob idea, and the roast pig one.

Ariana, you almost made me die laughing!!!! Too many big words!!

Kaleb, you're awesome!!

Kay

I think he's secretly in love with the book and is just scared to admit it ;) hahaha. Love the snorts! That's tooooo funny. Kaleb your awesome!

anonymous

u s***y ba****d!!!! how could u?! u have no sense in books! you are a hole, im telling u a hole. i hope u die in one!!!!!! insulted? i think so. i really admire kaleb for trying to read this book so u just shut the f*** up and go shove ur insults up ur dumb a**! i cant believe im wasting my precious time typing this, u son of a b****! i hope ur gf leaves u stranded on an island!

Abbey

Edward does not exist. The pig up above can sometimes make us sad about this. Guys like you, Kaleb, make us realize that there are still worthy fish in the proverbial sea. Thanks for this, it made me laugh! Oh, and if you still have an opening in that angry mob, you can count me in.

Bea

dude I'd kick this piggy's curly little tail if i'd ever met him. Kudos to you and all you do! know that we all back you up 100%

Natalie

Kudos to you, Kaleb. That's all I've got to say, since all the other girls have said it all.
I personally think, that the poster there, is quite jealous of you.

bee

PIGGIES?!?! DON'T LIKE 'EM!

mwhahaa x

glitterskin

I only have three words for this guy:

WHAT A DORK!!!

He should learn to read, write, and speak properly before bashing anyone with his fabulous literary capacities. 8o/ (and his mother needs to wash his mouth out with soap -- preferably Lifebuoy so he'll get soap poisoning, for using such filthy and unimaginative language!)

Thank goodness for guys like you Kaleb! Keep up the good work!

jenna

Maybe if he spent more time actually reading instead of trying to be his idea of what a "real guy" should be, he would know that "red" is a color and not the past tense version of the verb read. And speaking of real guys, my bf is 6-foot-6 former all-state all-star in both fooball and basketball, he loves cars, anything to do with sports, and read all 3 twilight books that are out so far and loved them. We can't wait for the 4th. A REAL GUY wouldn't write something so childish and idiotic.

Miss Picky of the Greater NY

Oh, now that is indeed unfortunate. He gives guys a bad name. I frown upon that.

You, however, show that, yes, there are some decent dudes out there.

Be not discouraged, noble Kaleb. Thou hast the bravery of Beowulf.

Charlotte

He's just jealous that you have tons of girls coming to your site and being like "Kaleb, you rock!" and he doesn't even have a girlfriend anymore (I bet his girlfriend dumped HIM because she realized what a pig he is). REAL MEN READ TWILIGHT!!!!!

Oh, and I agree with AJ (comment #110).

AJ

Ha! That guy should learn that everyone is in LOVE with Edward Cullen and the moment that he bashed the book, he lost any chance of having a girlfriend for the next five to ten years. He certainly doesn't have one now.
That, and if he hated Twilight SO much, why/how did he find your lovely site? He either is a big enough loser to go looking for a good way to destroy his reputation or he really didn't hate the book all that much. ^^

Chelsea

The fact that it doesn't faze you at all is just awesome, Kaleb. Wheeeee!

I'm sure you're as convinced about this as I am, but there are tons of guys who read the books and are completely and totally manly. Some people are just so BIASED against vampires and romance that they just can't get past it! It's hilarious!

Eagerly awaiting more updates...

Dani

I love reading this blog. That guy is stupid, talking about macho stuff.
He is the one who needs a life.

Guys can read Twilight. It doesn`t make you less macho.

Keep going1!

amelia

whateva
he is soo wack 4get him kaleb cause ypu are funny and cool for readin twilight

Jessica

WOW!! That guys has a dirty mouth... But are you KINDDING ME!!?? Was an idiotic guy!! And what the crap was he doing on TwilightGuy page if he hate Twilight?? That guy is the one who needs a life!! Sending HATE mail... Yeah... Okay... That's having a life...

Well Twilight Guy (Kaleb) I think it's VERY brave of you reading Twilight and ACTUALLY telling people about it!! Hope all is well!! Good luck with the book!

Faith

ohh watever to him ... trying to be all guy-ish, well, if he didn't have any insecurity wid being macho, he wuldn't be scared to read the book(mayb scared that his friends wuld make fun of him and call him gay)
aha wen i was reading that..omg he's just very lucky i don't noe where he lives... i was yelling and swearing at the computer(im not crazy=p) but still laughing at wat he had to say..he's lucky that none of us Twilighters noe where he lives... ^-^

Christy

My question is.......why was he on your page in the first place if he hates twilight....hmmm.....

marisa

haha
he thought he was being macho, but you're the one with all of the girls flocking to your page every day :P
the world is definitely lacking really truly good guys. that one is proof. no, reading twilight is not a criteria for a good guy, but he is just a jerk.
thanks for being so cool and talented :]

Makayla

Wow.

Boys like this make God cry.

I have a feeling this guy drives a Hummer to compensate for something.

Victoria

I don't think i've ever seen someone so closed minded... what an idiot. you cant expect to get into a book in just the first chapter. i hate when people act like that. i have some pretty harsh words for him but im keeping my mouth shut, cause there wouldn't be anything but snorts and oinks left to read because that's all that would be voiced... just coming out in a steady stream. plus, there is no need for that kind of language. how immature. ill read your book, Kaleb. I hope if I get published you'll read mine too!

Joy

ha. ha. ha. ha. that reminds me of one... two... seven... twenty... well, every guy except a select few in my school. it was funny the way you put it, though. no, it was hilarious.

Karen

Even though it was really mean, I couldn't help but laugh. You are awesome for reading this series & not being insecure to show that you do.

Deja

What a flipping jerk...You are so awesome and your writing is hilarious(on your blog) and you are brave for actually reading these books publicly!!! I mean the are fantastic!!! So yeah he was a butt head and really illiterate...

Lauren

Oh, and it's SO obvious that you certainly DO have a life! You tell us all about it! If you didn't have a life, you'd be done with Twilight by now.

Good luck with Math Final!

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