TwilightGuy Reports: Twilight Gave Him The Answers (PART II)
May 21st, 2008 at 4:00 am by Kaleb Nation
A real, live Twilight Guy success story! We first heard from Greg a few days ago– here are the results of him reading Twilight!
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TWILIGHT GAVE HIM THE ANSWERS (PT. II)
" I e-mailed you earlier, Kaleb, about a girl in my math class who saved me from Twilight-ignorance. She gave me advice on how to cope with Twilight-obsessed friends. Most of all, she sent me to this site.
Well, she came to my soccer game (like the good girl she is ;) and was sitting out in the bleachers, in the rain, with only one friend. It was an away game, so nobody was there. Also, we ... suck. Moving on.
After the game, I ran up to her. She was surprised because I moved so quickly, and dropped her umbrella. Without thinking, I reached down and snatched it off the ground, handing it back to her. She giggled, thanked me...and I think she blushed.
Only later did I realize that I had followed in Edward's footsteps - he picked up her keys (but with faster reflexes.)
She told me about her experience during the game, which was a lot more interesting, I have to say, than mine. It was really funny, the way she told it - the soccer ball almost hit her in the head, and then a ball from the baseball diamond adjacent to the soccer field. I laughed, until she showed me the scrape on her hand from the sudden movement away from the baseball's impact. This concerned me; it was clear she had been bleeding. I was about to go get a band-aid or something, but she put a hand on my arm. "No, Greg," she laughed. "I'm fine." I teased her about her klutziness, and we went our separate ways.
Only later did I realize - until just recently, I wouldn't have picked up the umbrella. I wouldn't have been concerned about her injury (or, what she didn't know, want to go beat up the guy for almost hitting her.) I'm just not that kind of guy. I'm not protective, or a good listener, or polite, or jealous... At least, I wasn't.
The weird thing, though, is that I learned this from a fictional vampire. And suddenly...our relationship (pardon my cheesy word choice here) has blossomed. I've found it easier to talk to her, when I listen. I've found the finite details about her all the more important.
And, I got her to ask me to the Sadie Hawkin's dance. She claims it was for my 'chivalrous actions'. So thank you, Edward Cullen and Kaleb. You've just won me a night at a dance with a beautiful girl. Hopefully, I can win myself a relationship with a girl I care about."
Submitted by Greg
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