TwilightGuys Report: A Teacher Reads Twilight
May 24th, 2008 at 2:00 am by Kaleb Nation
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A TEACHER READS TWILIGHT
" As a school teacher of Junior High school students, I find myself looking at what they are reading all the time. So when this book with two hands and an apple started to be carried around by every single girl in the school, I began to wonder. So I began to ask:
Me: What is that book you are reading?
Jr. High girl: OH AHHH.... It is just like... so.... the coolest... Oh man is Edward... Sigh.... Drop dead in faint.
So, I went home and told my wife. She, being the cautious one, looked it up online. She said, vampires? I hate vampire stories. But if you really want me to, I will read it.
So she put it on reserve at the library. (Number 44 on the list waiting for the book) So the next day the library called telling her the book had come in (The Library got smart and ordered 50 copies of the book, knowing that they would mysteriously come up as "lost")
She picked it up and began reading it when we went to bed, at 10:30 that night. When I woke up the next morning, my dear sweetheart informed me that if we didn't go to get the next book from the bookstore that afternoon, that our marriage would be over. By the time I got home with the book so I could see what was going on, our entire neighborhood had claimed that it was their turn to read it next. (I actually had to buy another copy of the book when the original copy never made it back to the house)
Naturally, I had put my foot down as the head of the family (you can guess who the neck is - and it is true she can turn me any direction she wants) I get to read it before we loaned it out to anyone else. My wife was actually okay with this, since she could read it a few more times while I went to work. I have to admit that I too finished it in record time, and counted the days before Eclipse was released. Now if only I can speed up time a little more.
I did buy the series to put on my bookshelf at work, and then another set when my first set become "lost" within 3 days. "
Submitted by Eric
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