Some Guys Will Never Learn (II)

Oh yes GJ. Why would any woman ever want a nice, sensitive, selfless, caring, intelligent, articulate, well mannered gentleman like Edward Cullen when we could have a brainless, know it all, clueless, chauvinistic pig like you? I repent of my former feelings towards Edward Cullen. Your wonderful letter has turned me around completely. Honestly!

OKAY DUDE We get it, you don't like the book, but that is no effing reason to bash others because they do. It's just a book get over. Jeez.

Kaleb,
I just love what you wrote. Some people would get so mad at this (neigh). (including me)
But you just totally let it slide off you and make a great joke out of it. When i read what you wrote about offering him
a shirt i nearly died laughing.
hmm allow me to relate to him.
Im sure we coud prolly goto ur house and kik ur dumm (neigh)...
you're wonderful, Kaleb
Continue on with your legacy.

Kaleb,
you are so cool to be able to laugh this stuff off. I would be utterly hurt and angry. You have a really great since of humor. :-)

I know that this little contest was over quite a while ago, but I just wanted to say something:
I was having a terrible day, and I came to this page to cheer me up. XD It worked. I just find something incredibly humorous about epic spelling fails such as this.
Thanks for all of the entertaining posts, Kaleb!

I counted 16! And he spells your name wrong. WOW! What a jerk. Some guys just can't handle how much of a success twilight is. So they search for twilight sites? That makes so much sense. HA! I love your site! :D

I can't even believe this character had a girl friend!

If i were the girl this idiot was about to rip her book I would've beat him to a pulp!then i would've beat him even more for being so hateful!what i would like to know is why does he even try?you can't take down twilighters even if you tried.i would love it if he was like that towards me!c'mon Kaleb just "accidentally"release his address!!!!

Hah!

I counted 14 spelling/grammar errors.
Wow
He's the Idiot.
Your amazing Kaleb.....
Oh that's 16 since he spelled your name wrong.
Would you count that?
Well its either 16 or 14.

I Just Don't have words to discribe this guy.


1)I am not english our American, i learn english in my school and i am not a very good student, i mean i don't have the better marks of my class, but i think that i still write better them him( but i don't have sure)

2) i am really make an effort to find out words to describe this guy, but i just can't find words to explain the way he make me feel.(and is not because i don't know the words in english, because i know a certain words for him, but is just not polite write them in here) petty, that one word to descrive the way he make me feel for people like him. because he is just that kind of people that can't do anything and can't anyone be happy about anything.
and finaly
3) if he thinks that everyone that read twilight books are an idiot, and he don't want be friend of anyone that read the books, let me tell you, i am sure that you will never found a girl that don't like twilight, so bad luck for you on datting, and if you don't notice boys are start to like twilight too, so i think you are gonna lose many friends

Um, I'm just going to say that I, being an avid reader, had a terribly hard time reading this because of all of the errors and profanity.

Ok, I'm not sure what you are counting, but I counted 31 total mistakes, including spelling, grammar, and abbreviations. I'm also counting everything that he didn't capitalize, including YOUR NAME. Which, sadly, was spelled incorrectly.

You know, I almost want to feel empathy for this loser, merely for the fact that he cannot spell to save his life. Oh, wait. Jasper stopped me from feeling sorry. :)

Kaleb, don't even worry about this idiot suing you. It's just to scare(although I know it isn't) you off. If he hates Twilight so much why does he care about who reads it or what Edward is like? Team Kaleb! Team Edward!

p.s.

GO TEAM EMMETT..!

he's second of my best characters in twilight saga,.hihi

jealousy..., is really something, eh?
i love the site,,,

im pretty sure he wont get another girl in his intire life...,

what an idiot. i mean, dumping his girlfriend just because of a book?! plus all of that swearing, rudeness, misspelling, etc., i don't think he will ever do achive in life. kaleb, you rock! you are so much better than this guy!

OME...I'm sure I'll need to go to the doctor after reading this... My eyes can't stand that horrible grammar... Who the hell can even wrtite like this??
Geez...
P.s. Besides, he's a liar. You're awsome, and, the last time I checked, I wasn't a freak.
P.p.s I'm portuguese, so, I think my own errors are understandable (is this how it's written? Sorry.)

Omg!! i can't believe some guy will do this .... i mean he IS jealous about it...

Kaleb you rock ! =) this is the first time i've been addicted to blogs.. haha.. keep up the good work!

all i have to say is that guy sucks. how DARE he trash talk Edward Cullen. the only reason he doesn't like twilight is because he knows how awesome Edward is and he knows he could never live up to him. And whats this crap about him having a girlfriend? what a load.

okay hello.
this guy is a moron.
maybe he could take a hint.
we're aware that edward is a fictional character.
[notice the icons. but we can still dream...]
but if he was half as amazing as edward [or even JACOB] he would be a guy that any girl would be lucky to have.
but then again, to learn the lessons from this book, you have to actually be able to read so... guess that option's out for him.
audiobook, anyone?

Yeesh, what a loser. Clearly, he's jealous of you, Kaleb. for 3 reasons.
1. You have the ability to actually read (and write) a book. Something he clearly could never accomplish, judging by his atrocious grammar and spelling.
2. You have an extremely popular website, and you've even been interviewed for Entertainment Weekly!
3. You have hordes of fangirls.(myself included!) Girls tell you how awesome you are on a daily basis!

So dont listen to this pathetic, insecure wannabe! (But please, do keep posting his letters. They're quite amusing)

Wow, if only he knew how wrong he was...

Rock on Kaleb!

omg that guy cracks me up. He's soo gay its hilarious. I always come to this page when i feel bad so i can laugh at this idiot. And I dumped my boyfriend cause he WASNT like Edward Cullen. So being like edward is really makes girls like you. keep up the good work Kaleb!

So Kaleb, did this guy keep his word? Have you gotten sued? What a liar annnnnnnd what a vulgar person. He should stop being a heehaw and do something with his life, or at least chill out. Also he's lying abbout his girlfriend she would've never called asking him back she would've walked to his door and throw allllllll the books aiming for his (heehaw) or his little impy nose. Anyways Kaleb you rock and don't listen to donkeys who like to swear... I'm picturing donkey from shrek in an R rated movie. Lol keep it up one of my fav sites. GO TEAM ALICE!

Ha. I LOVE this website and this idiot should get a life. He must have SOMETHING better to do than send hate mail. I applaud you for posting it with the animal theme. Ha.

Umm, I agree it was kinda hard to count the spelling errors because sometimes he would just use internet slang like "omg" and also spelling your name wrong... but all in all I got 10. I hope I'm right!

i feel bad for this guy. its sad he has nothing to do but send hate mail. what confuses me the most is; how did he happen apon this site? because he must have been googling twilight or on twilightteez or somthing, so maybe he secretly loves it but feels he has to prove he doesn't by insulting an iconic twilight follower. i wonder if he hate mails stephanie meyer. the farm animal theme is cute.

And I counted 22 mistakes, counting your name, Kaleb, and the abbreviations. Unless you want grammar, too. That..will take a while.

HAH.
What do you think this guy's so-called "girl friend" will think when she sees his name all over this? I'm sure she'd be ashamed (that's IF this girl really exists). Which if she did exist, she'd have to have the lowest self esteem to date a guy like this with no good taste in manners, or in books, or language itself.

maybe he could spend less time complaining and actually read the book, once he's done he can ACTUALLY complain. I sometimes type like that only when i type REALLY fast... 110 wpm. If he really doesn't care, why would he check around this site? EVER? Since the last time he emails you. He's probably just another attention seeking child. And why could he be so cruel when he knows that a bunch of girls, and maybe boys, are probably going to go and mob him down. He probably doesn't spend much time in school, he probably CAN'T read twilight, thats why he complains about it, and thats why he can't spell.

I'm really fascinated by his extensive vocabulary.

an amazingly insightful boy. I mean, why should we all recieve educations, and learn colorful words describe what we mean... when we can just as easily call everyone an idiot five or so times in one letter?

Hahahahahahahaha!
The first one was annoying, but this is just funny! I don't know what to say. I guess it's guys like him who make girls think guys are all the same.

You know, his threat of sueing might be worse if he knew how to spell 'probably'
Also, the bit about Edward Cullen not existing really hurt.
yesh.
*tear*
Moron. I mean, if you don't like the book, then fine. and "no wonder a lady wrote it"? Give me a break.

What a jerk!
Wow, how pathetic. Doesn't even know how to spell. That really gets his point across, doesn't it? I can't stand guys like that. Why exactly does he waste his time on this site if he hates Twilight so much? (and the sad thing is he has never even read the book). That's extremely messed up. God help him.

i really, really hate guys like that! He probably has no life which is why he goes on to random sites just to smash them to make himself feel better.

I for one think its awesome that a guy actually wants to read somthing other then playboy or comic books. So go you Kaleb!

I counted 12 mistakes but im probably wrong :)

Wow, no matter how rude and crude and inappropriate that man is ... your dubbing of his curse words made me giggle like a 12 year old pubescent girl.

Thank you for turning what could have been an upsetting development into something that I can show my friends and laugh about.

As for GJ, he needs to grow up and make it his first priority to develop an intellect.

god what is up with that guy! like any girl would want him in the first place. he's the kind of guy i would just like to punch in the face for being such an idiot. *sigh* the close-mindedness of some people is infuriating.

there are exactly 13 spelling mistakes in the email... and I take being called a freak as a good thing!!!!!!! so HA! anyway what is that guy's problem?????? and if I was his girlfriend I would dump him the minute he a. said he could get more girls because (sorry for the extremly vain comment) he would have me. B. that email just proves what a self-centered jerk he is and c. he insulted Twilight, this (AWESOME!) website and Edward who is perfect. If Edward EVER acted like that I would go for Jacob and I hate him a lot. and as "I don't feel like telling you :)" said he has mental issues so take that GJ!!!

hehe! I tried to count it all but not even a vampire has the time to count how many mistakes this guy makes! Also my contacts got drier then that one desert in South America that hasn't rained in 400 years... (sorry I forgot what it's called) Well anyway, the virdict is this guy has mental issues!

I think 15 is a number. Counting the webspeak that wasn't common knowledge to me, and the fact he spelled your name wrong.
This guy needs someone to circumcise him and accidentally on purpose slip.
He sounds like this guy I'm trying to convince to read twilight.. well not exactly.. the guy I'm trying to convince is more intelligent and doesn't swear as much. Even though he's referred to the twilight series as a wooden boat full of bs someone is trying to shove up his ass

Wow. This guy is either insanely insecure about his manliness, or insanely jealous that girls love Edward more than they love him. It's actually sad though, that someone could possibly have so much hate towards people he's never met before...

okay i freaking am..going to...
(i really have no words to describe how mad i am right now!)
that freak insulted
1. you
2. the brilliant stephanie
3. edward???(wtf! how DARE he!)
4. and me. he insulted everyone who has ever liked twilight
i really have no words
dont you DARE listen to that &%^* (heehawing jerk)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow.
i just keep reading and this
just get funnier!!!

PS. the link on my name the first time is wrong.
it's fixed now if you wanna see my myspace!!!
Love you Kaleb!!!

I can give you a few possible responses for fun, and they are pretty much clean, just have somewhat riskier meanings and whatnot. I would post here, but, some things are better left for the guy who has to deal with a raging p****.

That's what he is, really. Almost anyone can make that conclusion from the two E-Mails he has sent you.

Oh, yeah, The replies I know of, they can easily be written in a language Cro-Magnons like him can understand. Some have to be, to be properly understood. If you can see my E-mail and have some interest, get back to me, I'll be glad to help you give him something to think about.

the girl # 172...
she spelled douche wrong.
It's 'douche' not 'deuche'.
Just wanted to share that.
Love you Kaleb.
I wanna (heehaw) you!! =D
jk....a little. =0

Seeing as it’s after June 3, and that many hundreds of people have done it before me, it seems somewhat pointless to reiterate the obvious. However, I think I would enjoy the opportunity too much to let it slide. 

This list includes GJ’s grammatical and punctual errors, in addition to his spelling errors. It also includes internet slang. It would appear that it was too tedious for poor GJ to type out the actual words. I know I wouldn’t want to, if they were pertaining to that (HEEHAW).

Or, there is always the possibility that poor GJ’s intellectual happenings are so little and far between that spelling is something he considers to be unnecessary when writing.

Anyway, back to the list:

Come- Came
Email- E-mail
Yor- Your
Coud- Could
Prolly- Probably
Bcause- Because
Btw- By The Way
Girls- Girl’s
YD- Yesterday
OMFG- Oh My (HAW)ing God
‘Millions of Fans”- GJ has not yet learned the difference between an apostrophe and a quotation mark.
Caleb- he misspelled your name
Anywher- Anywhere
Proll y- Probably
To- So
Cause- Because
Calebs- Not only did he misspell your name, but he forgot the apostrophe! Ooh. Double whammy.
i- I
caleb- Kaleb
Cause- Because
Prolly- Probably
Wit- With
Soo- So
Sware- Swear
O- Oh
U- You
Now- Know
GF- Girl Friend
Freakin- Freaking
“Anybody who read”- Anybody who reads
U- You

Wow. What an (NEIGH) hole.

Anyway, my total error count is: 34

Not including punctual errors: 30

Not including punctual or grammatical errors: 22

Not including punctual, grammatical or internet slang: 17

There you go. :)

ahh i cant count the spelling mistakes hahaha. there are too many it's like this freak didn't go to school!

Kaleb you are awesome. i love you! i swear, more guys need to read Twilight because unfortunately there is a handful of guys out there like that (HEEHAW). =]

and, like some people have posted before, if Twilight disgusts him so much and he hates all this, then WHY DID HE WASTE HIS TIME CHECKING YOUR SITE??? LOL. he's a retard.
i bet you he secretly read Twilight and is in love with Edward Cullen =D

my best friend (who is a GUY) read Twilight BEFORE me and i can thank Stephenie for making us even closer (though there are millions of things i could thank her for)

keep on reading, Kaleb! it just gets better! love you!!

~sissy

hey i just want 2 let u kno i gt my boyfriend 2 read it and by an act of God he is now as addicted 2 it as i am(and u)and this guy is a compleate heeha! and is only heehaing around 2 get a girl!=]

There's 'PROLLY' 1 million spelling mistakes in there. He's like the dumbest person I've EVER heard of. '(HEEHAW)'

reading Lucy's comment (# 358) I laughed so hard. Its all true and funny.

This guy needs to get a life and go back to first grade so he can find out how to spell.

Kaleb, this is my first time on your site and it's now a favorite! Props to reading the gratest book ever and telling us about what you think!

GJ!!!! no one cares what you think & go find a dictionary!!

hell after reading that I feel like my IQ dropped!!! never read such poor grammer in my life. it's almost as bad as how ghetto people type.
*head desk*

Ok, this guy is past stupid. First of all the whole thing should be wrong because you don't type in caps! Other than that I saw errors in grammar and spelling! And since I couldn't understand what in the hell he was saying here:

"YOU GO TELL ALL YOUR 'MILLIONS OF FANS" (yeah right to (name removed)like you caleb has anywher near, most of twilight guy fans are proll y.."

I'm assuming his complete lack of commas is the reason I had to re-read that sentence at least 8 times (and I still don't understand it).

I think everything below is just spelling. Everything below includes your name spelled wrong, the multitude of abbreviations he uses (I'm sorry but BTW is NOT A WORD!) and the number of times you're or your was spelled wrong (because he used the wrong one).

1.O -Oh
2.U -you (I counted 2 times)
3.Sware -swear
4.caleb -Kaleb (I counted 3 times)
5.Coud -could
6.prolly -probably (3 Times)
7. Yor
8.anywher -anywhere
9.OMFG
10.WIT- with
11.GF
12.Soo- so
13.BTW
14.YD- ?
15.BCause- because
16.Freakin-freaking
17. y-why
18. email- e-mail
19. Girls- girl's
So thats 24 not counting these.. which are all spelled correctly, it's just the word choice is wrong.


1.now- know
2.cause- (which should be because)(2 times)
3.twilight- which should be capatilized for being a proper noun
4.i-I
5.read- reads
6.come- came
7. I went OMFG- I said
8. calebs- Kaleb's

If you add these the total shoots to 31.

Then there is an insane disregard for commas, apostrophes.

I know the contest already closed, but I have too much fun pointing out his mistakes.

So we're freaks?
Well, at least we're grammatically correct freaks. :]

I'd rather be a freak than a pig who has nothing better to
do than try to be the true "punk" that he is by rebelling against
a book that most people enjoy just because that book is tons cooler than he is.

We should cage these people and joyfully poke them with sticks. :]


<3
Savy.

Omg, that made me laugh sooo hard.
Thank you for being awesome and posting that.

oh my god, Was I supposed to get angry? I just thought it was hilarious, what an idiot. He needs to learn how to spell. Not only that but the English language is filled with thousands of amazing and discriptive words that vent anger much more efficently than using words that he thinks sound cool. Truthfully it makes him sound like an imbicile (more of one than he already is) Well thank you GJ for the wonderful laugh.

Edward isn't real? *crumples down to a crooked circley shape* Ok I know he isn't real but some hope please? Maybe someday we(the girls) would be able to find an edward of our own, but he will never ever eva be as perfect as the real Edward Cullen(Hopefully that Edward wannaba read the twiligt saga )*sighs and daydreams about you-know-who* NO not Orlando Bloom!

Man, what a dork! You rock, Kaleb.

I counted fifteen misspellings, including two 'prolly's, two misspellings of your name, and the 'o's and 'u's - I really hate it when people do that.

woooow. that dude needs to stfu. he is never gonna get a girl again if he acts like this...what a dbag. his gf never called to take him back and he is a really stupid dbag for emailing yet again disses on twilight in front of a bunch of twilight fans....wow.
kaleb u rule for what ur doing and i really hope that most guys r like u!

Honestly, how stupid do you have to be? This guy is obviously very close-minded and insecure if he can't respect what other people want to do without butting in and telling them what he assumes is wrong with it.

Well he seems like a very pleasant young man and not at all illiterate.
The fact that he actually has time between, all the girls he has, to write these emails thoroughly amuses me.
I don't like it when people judge things they haven't even experienced, just shows their level of arrogance.
So keep up the good work because your obviously giving this guy something to do with his day :D

GJ stands for: the GREATEST JERK

Maybe the dude's in denial.

Like seriously, he shouldn't say anything if he doesn't have anything nice to say.

He hasn't even read Twilight so what gives him the right to say that the book is "stupid"?

Oh, i know! He probably TRIED to read it but that's just how far he got to do because he COULDN'T even UNDERSTAND Stephenie's eloquent use of language.

Tsk tsk. Shame...pity...

god, what a (heehaw)ing (oink)face.

Wow. It's amazing, how stupid and narrow-minded people can be... he really should have paid attention in elementary school, then his rant perhaps would have other reactions than laughter because of hiss horrid use of the english language... I wasn't able to understand everything (I'm german...^^') but what I read had me laughing...even I can't be soooo bad at grammar or spelling.... Dude, seriously! Learn your language!

Kaleb, all you should do about that idiot is laugh, because we love you! :D

I counted 23 mistakes.

This is my first time looking at your site, pretty fun!
I look forward to reading more!
Charlene

well i counted 26! lol that guy was funny lol. as if you wouldn't love the book!

I counted 15, but it looks like everyone found over 20...so either I'm a terrible speller...or other people counted mistakes other than spelling. Oh well...

My eyes are bleeding now.

I guess he "prolly" doesn't know about spell check

26

hahahahahahaha ^_^

I got 17 mistakes but I could be wrong since I suck at the English stuff too.

By the way, I highly doubt that idiot got any call from his girlfriend. Who would want to take back such a loser? An all talk no action kind of guy.

And I have one thing to say to this guy...... GET A LIFE! Seriously all you do is trash talk Kaleb and us Twilighters. We do what we want so if you don't like it mind your own god damn business!!! We know your jealous of Kaleb but do you really have to be so agressive and hateful??? Here's some advice for you
1.)Stop "checking in" and sending ridiculous e-mails
2.) learn some manners
3.)learn proper English. (I hate chat talk!)
4.)Be a "REAL" man and go read the book yourself.

I'm seriously sick and tired of these idiots.

*oh and take to account the many many comments above that are bashing you and maybe rethink what you're doing.

I got 48 errors...
Umm, that's incluing spelling, grammer, and ect.
Wow! Poor kid!

Well I went over his submission over again and again and I got about 29 mistakes but I'm probably wrong myself so yaeh.

Spelling Mistakes
come-came (more of a grammatical error than spellimg)
email- e-mail
yor-your
coud-could
prolly-probably (2x)
bcause-because
BTW- by the way (slang)
girls-girl's
YD-yesterday (slang
some- something
OMFG-Oh my F**** God
caleb- Kaleb (3x)
anywher-anywhere
proll y-probably
to-so
wit-with
soo-so
sware-swear
o-oh
u-you (shortened so I don't know if this counts)
now-Know
Gf-girlfriend
read twilight-reads twilight
freakin-freaking

this guy NEEDS a life ^^

i gotz 13.
How was he able to read that from twilight if he can't even spell??!! Well, he doesn't REALLY know how to read, seeing as he opened the book to a random page. Idiot much?! and if Edward is not real (in real life[ which i may agree if I'm allowed to]) why is he acting as if he's TOTALLY jealous of our dear Mr. Cullen?
What I have to say: WOW.
And that's spelled W-O-W.

I got 17....

I am a very bad speller but when I counted I got 22...

By the way thanks soo much for all these stories and all the news!!!

I am a very bad speller but when I counted I got 22...

Wow, this guy is a total moron.

And all those spelling/grammar mistakes made my brain hurt. He completely murdered the English language...

Anyway, I believe caught 23 errors in his onslaught of idiocy.

okay yeah I admit this was a very entertaining message... but I still wanna kick his butt into space!! he insulted Edward and will probably never have another gf again, he seems to be the exact opposite of our beloved Edward and no girl in her right mind would want that... that.... human!! lol I was about to say dog, but that would have been insulting to jake : P so yes, that gj or what ever the flip his name is, is a very stupid vampire hater who needs a life.
: D
LMSJM
Twi-hard baby!!! woot!! woot!! lol

Gosh, that was hilarious.
I had mixed emotions reading his e-mail. Anyway, this is what I got:

coud – could
prolly – probably [X 3] (including ‘proll y’)
bcause – because
BTW – by the way
yd – yesterday
omfg – we all know what this means
caleb – Kaleb [X 2]
anywher – anywhere
i – I
cause – because
wit – with
Soo – So
sware – swear
o – Oh
u – you [X 2]
now – know
GF – girlriend
freakin -- freaking

All this adds up to a total of 22.
So? What do you think?

23, counting all the text slang and plain stupidity.

*Sorry, I forgot to add "freakin" to the chatspeak. ;)
Let’s see…
Actual spelling mistakes: 9 (7 if you consider “coud” and “wit” to be chatspeak)

Uses of chatspeak: 12 (14 if you consider “coud” and “wit” to be chatspeak)

Grammer errors: 2 (I didn’t include “read” because he could have meant “read” as in past tense “did read”)

Also, note for the person that sort of asked, “YD” is chatspeak for “yesterday”.

I think that’s it. :)

Let's see...
Actual spelling mistakes: 9 (7 if you consider "coud" and "wit" to be chatspeak)

Uses of chatspeak: 11 (13 if you consider "coud" and "wit" to be chatspeak)

Grammer errors: 2 (I didn't include "read" because he could have meant "read" as in past tense "did read")

Also, note for the person that sort of asked, "YD" is chatspeak for "yesterday".

I think that's it. :)

I'm gonna say 26 if you're counting netspeak, grammar mistakes, etc. Otherwise, strictly spelling I counted 12.

The thing that gets me is that by trying to show how stupid Twilight is he is just emphasizing how unintelligent book bashers like him are. And if Twilight is so pointless why does he waste so much time and energy on talking and thinking about it? That's ridiculous. But hey, I get entertained so he should keep up the good work I guess.

I counted 13 spelling errors not counting I.M. lingo. This guy is an insecure little boy. What a sad sad kid.

Can't we just say that GJ himself is a mistake? Okay, never mind. I'll get to my answer.
Okay, so, there are 11 misspellings (i.e. prolly)
There are 7 stupid acronyms, which, since we know GJ is an idiot, we'll count against him.
There are 2 words which are not words (twilightguy and freakin)

Then, there are the odd assorted mistakes, such as Girls instead of girl's (1)
calebs instead of Kaleb's (Which, unfortunatley, even though there are three mistakes in that one word, does not count, because I've already counted one of the mistakes)
email instead of e-mail (1)

In addition, there is a tense mitake, which adds one more tally to the board.

And, if nothing else, this letter proves that microsoft spell checker is worthless. I admit, I tried to cheat abd just copy-paste the latter into Microsoft Word so that I could check the spelling without doing any work, but the computer only counted six mistakes. SIX! That is absolutely incorrect!

So, the amout of mistakes I discovered was (a dramatic pause while I add this up)
24.

LOL! What a jerk! It amazes me how people can be so rude to others that they don't even know! Anyway - I found 17 basic mistakes but with the other slang & such it comes to 26 in my book. He is crazy. How awful to have to receive email like that! Well, we love our Twilight Guys and are sad over those that feel they are too macho to enjoy a wonderful book series. He is probably a closet fan & has to write these just to justify his addiction. :) Happy Reading Kaleb!

Wow, what a jerk. But I think that he is a major Twilight fan anyway I am going with 26.

I love how he clearly makes himself look stupid. Everyone can sit back and enjoy this pathetic kid's rants.

I'm glad you don't let this get to you at all. Keep up the awesome work. We support you! =)

I counted 28 mistakes. That kid seriously needs spell check or something!

I counted 27 mistakes.

This includes your name (times three), the lower case "i", "email", all abbreviations, and the "read" instead of "reads", simply because I couldn't see any reason not to include the above once I got started.

Oh, and it's 11:32 p.m. where I am (Portland, Oregon). Does that still count? haha

OK, here we go.

your=you're (maybe, i'm not sure exactly what the sentence is)
yor= your
coud= could
prolly= probably
bcause= because
yd= yesterday
prolly= probably
wit= with
Soo= so
sware= swear
o= Oh
U= you
now= know
read= reads
u= you


grammer is absolutely horrible but I counted 15 spelling mistakes. It was hard with the haws and neighs in the way ;)

i counted 17 :)

I count 25 if you inlude missing apostrophe, lower case 'i', e-mail, chatspeak, cause instead of because, freakin. (26 if you think it should say reads instead of read (past tense) in the last paragrapgh)

14 if you're talking strictly spelling. (I included all of the 'prolly's and your name in there.) (15 if you're counting the reads/read thing)

This guy is a (heehaw)ing (oink)bag.

I got a grand total of 16, counting the misspelling your name and the 'O'...

I counted 13... but that's not counting the times he misspelled your name...

and I don't think that's counting all the 'btw's' and stuffs...

but, I hope I'm right...

this guy is an idiot.

At least you have the decency to try and read Twilight.

I really admire that.

<3

What a heehawing snort snort of an idiot.

I count 12, but if you want errors included but not limited to commas and periods, then the number is higher. I find it ironic he can't spell Now=know(end of the lovely letter) but he did get too (meaning also and included) correct in the email.

I am sure this individual is the same person that posted a similar email on a HP site a few years back. People have WAY to much time on their hands

Okay so not counting chat speak I saw 13 mistakes, but I could be wrong because I can't spell, but if chat speak(including the OMFG and OMG's anything else like that)is counted as spelling mistakes then I counted 20 mistakes.

I counted 8 spelling mistakes not including chat speak.

Some people... Has anyone seen the Wall of Shame at Mugglenet? Hilarious stuff.

This guy is a total idiot. I mean if you don't like it just shut up already and stop going on about it. If he really didn't care he wouldn't even try to find sites about Twilight. Whatever. Okay I found 21 mistakes. I hope that's right.

Oh my God! I never thought someone could be SO rude just because you're reading this AMAZING book. I mean, there's so many HEEHAW's in his letter. LOL. I know it might not be very funny for you, but what he wrote just proves this guy is ridiculous.
He doesn't even know how to write well. Stupid guy. I hope you and the other Twilight guys don't care about what he said. Because, after all, we are what we are. The end. Any book will change that. Not even Twilight.
Well, who cares about this GJ?! Who does he think he is??? He's just a jerk. He has no right to say such things and insult the fans (us!) and Stephenie. He didn't even read the book so HOW can he know if it's good or bad?!
You know what?! He's jealous, OBVIOUSLY. He's jealous of Edward's perfection and because there's a lot of people that likes you and read everything you write.

About the spelling mistakes I don't even want to count them because I don't want to read this stupid letter again...!

P.S: Damn, HE'S REALLY A JERK. If I knew where he lived I would go there and tell him SOME things that he really needs to hear.

I counted 21 mistakes, but I'm not sure at all (being a poor German).