Reading Twilight: Chapter 14 (Mind Over Matter)

June 9th, 2008 at 12:09 am by Kaleb Nation

The song for this chapter is First Time by Lifehouse (suggested by Czarina)

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I know I should be studying for my abysmal college exam tomorrow, but as I’m sure you can relate, I’d much rather be getting to the next chapter of Twilight instead. It is like choosing between a can of mutant roaches or a vat of Reeses ice cream. Apologies to my professor. Twilight wins out.

Lo and behold, right off the first page of this chapter, Edward has become a chap I might enjoy hanging out with, simply because he listens to 50’s music. Granted, no one can tell that by the stuff I usually listen to, but hidden in my media player is more than a few tracks from Little Richard, like this one:

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Or the ever famous shout for Lucille:

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I can just imagine Edward twisting and shouting on the dance floor. Which makes me imagine Bella attempting to twist and shout on the dance floor, which would be the epitome of disaster. No, actually this would be the epitome of disaster:

Dancefloor Disaster

the look on my face says it all

Anyhow, as I continue reading (with Lucille blaring in my stereo), Bella is coincidentally having the same meal I am munching at this very moment, and the same meal which I warned The Lasagna Burglar about stealing again. I also realize that the Other Good Vampire Family lives in Alaska, and I was just recently there. I could have been staying in the clutches of vampires without even knowing it. Shudder.

This line is a premonition of the future, if not to be revealed in this book but in a future one:

(Edward talking about Alice) She knows other things. She sees things — things that might happen, things that are coming, but it’s very subjective. The future isn’t set in stone. Things change.”

His jaw set when he said that, and his eyes darted to my face and away (…).

Writers absolutely love this. The point behind this line is that Alice more than likely has already foretold something about Bella and Edward, but Edward doesn’t want to believe it. He is reassuring himself with this that whatever Alice foretold has a possibility of not happening. It is a small, hidden paragraph, but this tells loads of what is going to happen in the future: something has been foretold that might not turn out to be the best.

Something that I noticed specifically in this chapter is how much Bella and Edward talk about everything. There are quite literally few words left unspoken about what they are feeling. It is as if since they cannot just outright read each other’s minds, they have decided to voice what they are thinking, in a way to break down the barriers between them.

According to this, the #1 leading cause of divorce is the unwillingness to communicate lovingly. People just don’t talk (I can see girls pointing at their guys right now). However, for Bella and Edward, it’s very obvious to both of them (and us) how they feel about each other, because they actually say it to one another. Fellows: this is very important. There is a reason that 85% of a Twilight chapter is conversation and dialog between Bella and Edward, directly proportionate to the reason girls feel that Edward and them would make such a perfect couple.

The important thing to note is that conversation does not mean simply talking about what you want to say. As put by an email I recently got:

‘(…)wouldn’t it be wonderful to be able to sit in a car with a guy and gush about Antonio Vivaldi, instead of, say, Grand Theft Auto IV?’ .

Also, another girl continues the thought with the reassurance:

‘If we could just get you to watch one chick flick with us (um, The Notebook, anyone?), we would be more than happy to leave you guys alone with whatever you want to do, no problem (…) and I wanna tell him, why don’t you freakin soften up the macho and say why you love me (like Edward, duh)?’

It’s not something that needs to monopolize your time: it’s just the fact that Edward at least puts out the effort. Many girls actually enjoy talking about GTA IV or sports, but as put by the second emailer later in her message: ‘not every single second of every single day of every single(…)occasionally, something different is what I’d like (to hear).‘. Bella and Edward have probably spoken on deeper levels than many married couples out there today, simply because they’re willing to communicate lovingly with each other.

On another note, thanks to Youtube, I can’t see Charlie’s name without picturing a grumpy unicorn and his irritating friends.

——NOTES——-

- I have two Mitch Hansen Band CD’s to give away this week from TwilightTeez.com, as well as the regular shirts. Mitch Hansen, as you may know, makes music based off Twilight. Anyone who comments here until the end of the week is entered.

- I absolutely must mention Novel Novice, which is a new Twilight site written by an 8th grade teacher. Right now, she’s doing a countdown of her favorite Top Twilight sites, and lo and behold– TwilightGuy.com got number 4 (and gasp, mayhaps even an offhanded comparison to Mr. Darcy?). Thanks Ms. Truitt!

- TwilightTeez.com is running some Twilight Guy specials in preparation for Father’s Day. You should check out some of their stuff! Lots of it was designed by fans or by Stephenie herself.

- The Fantastic TwiHards are trying to start a Mr. Fantastic TwiHard channel! Go check them out and message them if you’re interested in trying out :D

- I am up to May 28 on email replies. If you emailed me before then, check your bulk folder in case I was marked as spam.

- There are currently over 50 entries for the TeamTwilighter auditions on Youtube! If you haven’t put yours in yet, now’s the time. And while we’re talking about Youtube…I’ll have a new video soon. Subs to my channel see it the evening before, so if you’re on there you can subscribe here.

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  • AbbyRoseM
    just letting u know, ur my boyfriend's role model... on further note: It's candy mountain, Charlie, Candy Mountain!
    or, more effectively: man, he stole my freakin' liver. or...."put a ripe banana in your very favorite ear! All the bad in the world is hard to hear, when in your ear, a banana cheer!...."
  • al
    well first off, your advice is wonderful.
    however, no offense, it kinda makes you sound gay. good luck with that one.
  • Fortunately, being a respectful person does not automatically make you 'gay'.
    I am straight by the way.
  • Rebekah
    Beautiful,Kaleb. Just beautiful!
  • Aisha
    ok first off i have to say you are one of the most insightful ma i have ever met. i just started reading your blogs and i actually agree with alot of the things you said, and i listened to the clips 1of 50s music and i LOVED THEM! i cannot get the image of edward dancing along to those.
  • wow... besides kenny rogers song "LUCILLE" ( which i like) i was quite surprice their is another one..., can you give me the band who sung the song?

    this is my favorite part of the book..., hihi....!!

    LUCILLE
  • Amanda
    Thanks. I hadn't made the connection until just now, but now all I see when I think of Bella's dad is Charlie the Unicorn. Also, I love GTA IV. Among other games. And, check out James Truth on youtube. I will now be laughing during the climax of the movie, meant to be all creepy.
  • Steph
    Ugh... 50s music. *Shudder* You saw me! I shuddered! It's all yelling and swing music.
    Edward has directly insulted me. I love 60s and 70s music! "Build Me Up Buttercup" is the best! Plus there's "Video Killed the Radio Star". Although I am pleased he can at least stand 80s. Wham is fantastic. :D And then there's "Walking on Sunshine" and "A Little Respect"! And U2 went through the 70s and 80s...
    Sorry, music rant. Stupid biased vampire. I don't care if he lived through those eras or not...
    Again, sorry. Anyway, someone was complaining about Grand Theft Auto? *rolls eyes* Growing up surrounded by video game playing brothers was bound to have its effect on me sometime, I love that game. :D
    Ahaha, I should stop writing.
  • This is my favorite chapter of the book! And you really are a genius, man. You really get it.
  • Kristina
    Oh my goodness, you hit the nail on the head with the Edward and Bella talking deal. I love reading your take on Twilight! It's amazing.
  • I just stumbled upon this, browsing through the endless supply of Twilight fansites, and went all the way back to your first post and have spent the last hour or so reading your journey through Twilight. I cannot wait to see how it progresses!

    And I KNOW guys that read Twilight! One recommended it to ME. A GUY recommended I read Twilight. That, my friend, is awesome. And another read the entire series in a week... To impress me I think, because all I'd been talking about for a month straight was Twilight.

    I am loving your blogging-ness to pieces so far. You have provided me with enough entertainment to last me all day! I'm going to randomly go around saying "Spoons!" now, from a video in an older post, just to weird out my parents, like I do when I go around yelling "VAMPIRES!" with a huge grin on my face.

    I digress.

    I will be e-mailing you soon in order to read your material, because I am intrigued. I'm a hopeful writer myself. =]

    Btw- At the mention of Charlie the Unicorn, I laughed, yelled "YES!" and pumped my fist in the air, all victorious-like. Long story short, my senior year of high school, I started an entire cult following of Charlie the Unicorn simply by showing it to a few friends. It was great.

    Anyway, keep reading!!!
  • wait a second...
    where's your little article for chap 13?
    ive looked ALL over the site!
    u know, the meadow scene?
    where is it???
    thank you.
  • Jessica
    oh, I forgot to mention that I am definitely "in" for a chance to win the cd!!!!
  • Denise
    I absolutely love hearing your takes on the chapters. I have only one friend that has read twilight and I think she's getting tired of me dissecting the goings on of forks with her in detail like i do. (Mel, if you read this, you're a saint for putting up with me.) I can't wait for you to finish the book and give your overall take on twilight. So far I pretty much agree with you 100% on your insights. Keep up the good work, and keep reading!
  • Emily
    Haha it is so true the thing about charlie it happens to me too. I love the site and you really have a good view on the chapters and how they relate to life. its Amazing!
  • Michelle
    Oh no. Now I'll forever think of Charlie the Unicorn every time I see his name in the books. Nooooo!

    #51 needs to get a life.
  • Kim (there are a lot of us too
    I love reading your views on the chapters; your comments often make me reconsider details that I didn't notice on my first (or second) reading. Keep up the good work!
  • McKenna
    Darn that lasagna burglar!
  • You're very insightful! I love reading your analysis of the chapters. Glad you're enjoying Twilight so far!
  • Jessica
    You mentioned in your post things that Stephenie Meyer has slipped into the books hinting at the future. I was wondering if you noticed that in the first chapter right before her first day of school Bella says, "No one was going to bite me" (paperback pg.14). I laugh every time I re-read Twilight at that line!

    Glad you're enjoying Twilight. I wish I had the discipline to read only 1 chapter at a time...I eat books for breakfast! lol.

    ~Jessica
  • Chrystina
    Hey Kaleb,

    I just ran across your site. I'm glad to see someone of the male species openly reading "Twilight". While my husband is very sensitive, he actually enjoys "Pride and Prejudice" and "The Notebook", he has actively met with other husbands in our neighborhood to join together as the "I want my wife back from the world of Twilight" club. I enjoy reading your insight from week to week. I hope you continue on with the series. My favorite book in the saga is book 3.

    BTW.. I just told my husband about you (in the middle of writing this) and he said that he will read them (privately) after this semester is over (he is in college). And I think I've convinced him to watch the kids while I fly to Seattle to go to the BD book signing. He really is one hell of guy, even if he is not Edward. :) He's pretty close.

    Take care!
  • Rachel
    I have to say, I love the perspective you have on the books because you're a guy. You absolutely hit the nail right on the head both last chapter and this one. That's one of the things I really like about Edward and Bella...they talk! Some of the things they say to each other are just so darned sweet. And its disappointing to know that a lot of the stuff they say would sound corny in real life to us simply because we don't experience it. Edward is actually himself and talks and I think one of the reasons girls love him is that they wish it actually happened in real life. Who knows? Maybe you'll inspire enough guys to read Twilight that it will become the norm to act like Edward. It seems to work based on some of the Guys Reading Twilight things you've gotten. You could be the one to change relationships forever!!!
  • Hello Kaleb1

    I've been reading about your site for a while now and I just finally caught up on all of your Chapter Posts. They're lovely and insightful and, for me, I find it much more interesting reading what a writer thinks about Twilight, more so than a Twilight Guy (though that is fascinating on its own).

    Anyway, my only request is more Cullen talk! I know they haven't made much of an appearance yet, but I'd love to get your opinions on the Cullen clan -- particularly Alice and Jasper, my absolute favorite characters and couple in the book (Yes, more than Edward and E/B!).

    Thank you!
  • Ashleigh
    Ahaha...50's music makes me smile. I also love how Edward hates 70's music -- my kind of man!

    And I agree with Mary about writer #51. Do I hear a moo moo?
  • Mmary
    Charlieee. Chaaarrrlieeee.

    I agree with the whole communication thing. I have a billion boys in my family (ok, fine, only 5 brothers and my dad). It's not only boyfriends who don't know how to talk.

    And please, please turn #51 into an animal!!!!! I can't wait to see what it will be.
  • I very recently read Twilight, and instantly become a Twilighter. Constantly looking for anything about the series and movie that I can get a hold of. Tonight, my search went from Meyer's home site, to youtube, to Mitch Hansens Band, to twilighters.org, to you.
    Your comments really helped me to look a little deeper in the meaning of the chapter, and your light hearted tone really sets the stage. I enjoyed reading you work, and I will definitely will be back to read more!
    BTW, Mitch's Hansens Band is awesome! He really captures the spirit of Twilight in his songs.
  • Destane
    lol I Always thought of Charlie the Unicorn when reading his name. And also, me and my friends always imagine Edward doing something funny to us...like doing the twist. Last week it was him doing the soulja boy. *rotfl* can you say yooouu!
  • Allan_Hatai
    You know, I think you're right about the communication thing. People just don't talk as much as they should. They bottle it all up inside because they're scared or think they'll sound dumb. And then there's the ones that just don't care at all... Untalkative guys don't realize how lucky they are when they have a girlfriend for more than a month.
  • Niki
    Ha! I love Charlie the Unicorn! And wow, you are verrry observant! You totally get everything that is great about Edward! Go you!
  • Jennifer
    Ah, You seriously notice the little important things people rarely catch.

    The Alice thing - Clever catching.

    The Bella and Edward speaking so deeply together - Very impressive. I didn't even realize that's when I really started liking Edward.

    Haha. Keep on reading, Your enteries are pretty dang amazing (:
  • Gill Pont
    I love Charlie’s friends! They are funny and evil.

    PS: I really want one of those Cds. :(

    PPS: If by some stroke of luck I actually do win, please use this email account as it would be impossible to find your email in the other. (It is part of a Twilight group which sends over 100 emails a day.)
  • Gill Pont
    I love Charlie's friends! They are funny and evil.

    PS: I really want one of those Cds. :(
  • aga
    The world would be a happier place if everyone just took the time to read Twilight.
    I'm thrilled to see you start this revolution of sorts!
  • aga
    The world would be such a happy place if everyone just took the time to read Twilight.
    I'm so happy to see you start this revolution of sorts.
  • Tonya
    I have an image of Edward twisting and shouting under a disco ball permenetly etched into my mind, thanks to you. I'm going to be laughing about that for the rest of the week!

    I love how this chapter ends. Poor Edward has so many instincts he must resist.
  • Michaela
    I love your take on the Twilight chapters! I can't express my gratitude for your updates...though now I'm sounding cheesy. Anywho, love yah, and keep on reading! (Edward rules all)
  • Shelby
    Wow. So many girls are loving you right now for your opinions on this chapter! The relationship between Bella and Edward makes every girl swoon and you've totally figured that out now. Girls just want to feel that the guy they're with understands them and really wants to feel loved. Edward makes Bella feel that way because he actually talks to her. Kaleb, ignore any guys who make a big deal about you reading twilight, they just don't want to admit that they're curious about why girls love it too! I've explained to my boyfriend why I love the books and although he doesn't truly get it and doesn't ever plan on reading it, he respects that I love a book series so much. You're awesome Kaleb, and you totally get the whole twilight obsession now I think! I hope no more people send you comments like that guy george or whatever! People need to show a little respect! Gosh!

    Keep on reading and have fun reading it as well!!!!
  • Kell
    Another awesome chapter review.
    Thanks!
    Nice song choice as well.
  • Bibliobibuli
    I always thought dialog was spelt dialogue? *shrugs* Your analysis pwns. I especially like how you tell guys what to do to be more like Edward. They can make a checklist and then the world will be full of Edwards! YES!
  • Hope
    #51, George...

    Kaleb, I think he needs to be a farm animal... a goose perhaps? He seems like a one who quacks to me.

    I also wish to note his lovely, sophisticated vocabulary:

    "you are stupid and GAY. i am a guy and you are a f@ggot we care about f@cking girls and getting l@id (...) try going to real school and maybe you will get l@id and spend your time doign that instead of writing your bullsh@t. twilight sucks you suck your site sucks"

    *applause* I think he used his full second grade education in that comment! I hope that's not all guys care about...

    You are the coolest guy in the world, Kaleb. 'Nuff said.
  • Catherine
    I love how you tell guys about why girls love Edward so much. Because It's true. And I love that a guy can see that and understand it. I also love that you're getting really into it. It seems so strange to me, who, as a teen, has a lot of time on her hands, that it might take someone more than two days to read Twilight :-)
  • Saskia
    Hello,

    *haha* so funny. :D

    But you're right with this 'lovely communication' ... guys should definatly improve it! Look at Edward! xD

    And what you read between the lines with this Alice-thing quite impresses me. You're great. ;)

    And by the way: I'm on reading the first chapters of your book, but i didn't manage it to finish reading, it's a little bit more difficult for me 'cause English is not my mother language. [I'm from Germany, that's why this comment has so much mistakes :D ]
    But to what i read til now: I really like it. :)

    Saskia <3
  • Sami H
    OMG I can't wait. It's only a matter of time now until someone makes a video of Edward dancing......

    You should put a force field around your fridge. Like, Ocean's 12 style.
  • ANA
    Hey Kaleb! I love your site! and you are so right about the talking stuff!
    Guys need to talk their feelings out!
  • April#1
    So.... i was looking through these comments and rereading my own when i found out that there is either another "April" or im just getting on the site and commenting when im sleeping. So if April#2 reads this, i just want to keep ourselves separated.
  • Alessandra
    Okay. So I have to admit that when I first heard that this site was going to come out and what its purpose was, I must say that I laughed at first. In my vast and utterly confusing mind, I had assumed that guys could never get a good insight on what was behind the words and how that made girls just fall in love with it. Basically, I thought you wouldn't be able to read in between the lines. But as I looked through all your posts (even the ones about those who may not support you as a lot of girls here do), let me just tell you that I was crying for joy. Never had I met a guy who 1) Read Twilight for the fun of it and 2) Actually gave a hoot about what it was about. The way you explain the picture and words that form in your head when you read every chapter, well, it really makes me happy. (I sound sappy now, don't I?) As you can imagine, I am a major Twilight fan or else I wouldn't even be writing this, and I just want to say, keep up the good work. :D
  • Allison
    another thing i noticed, and i dont know if you have yet, is that they both read each other's face so well. even though their relationship is new, bella can tell almost exactly how edward is feeling just by his expression, and vice versa. i think thats amazing.
  • Christi
    Your blog has been the best tool I have to get my male friends to read Twilight, or at least not make fun of it. You completely understand the book and the relationship between Bella and Edward. =]
  • April
    HAHAHAHAHA. Kalab you are great. I completely agree about the whole Charlie thing too! lolz:D

    Tootles,
    A <3
  • Emily
    I live Edward and Bella's conversations so much! Charlie the Unicorn is awesome. Especially the slowed down version. Charlie aounds like he's burping. I love you site, Kaleb!! I will have to give Hitch Hansen a listen. Thanks for being awesome!!
  • Steph
    Haha, I loved the Charlie the Unicorn reference.

    It's a leopluradon, Charlie! A magical leopluradon! ^_^
  • Stella - Twilight4vr
    You understand Edward fully. You may be the one of the only guys who think Edward isn't weak and gay!
  • Stella - Twilight4vr
    You have a great mission/project. Kaleb, you may be the only guy to really understand girls. I support the TWILIGHT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Love your work!!! I myself am pacing myself and reading thru all 3 current books and am scheduled to finish on August 1st!! Woot! lol, do you know how hard it is to pace yourself! Im trying really hard NOT to skip the chapters without Edward in them, lol, later twilight guy!

    ps-my many failed attempts to have my husband read twilight is troubling, I may need some pointers, nothing seems to be working! lol :D
  • Gladys
    Congrats! This was another wonderful post of yours :) You totally get the chapter and another part of the awesomeness of Edward and you are man enough to accept it. I have read Twilight 3 times and I couldn`t gather all those ideas you got like the one about Edward and Bella talking more deeply than a married couple. Guys should definetey take notes from your posts!
  • That had me wondering and wondering and wondering until I finally got some insight in the second or third book. :-D YAY.
  • Daisy
    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to write your wonderfull and hilarious opinions on Twilight. I am grateful you are "man" enough to be honest!
  • Lisa from Germany
    hey Kaleb!
    i simply love your site! the way you write about the different twilight chapters is just awesome! you must be a very sensetive guy if you are able to write about twilight that way!
    continue your great work!
    greetings from germany
    Lisa
  • Aisling
    Guys should read this and take note...!

    Also I can relate to the exam thing....I should be studying for French and History exams tomorrow...instead I'm reading this!
  • Aria
    mah lord I thought no one but me and my friends had seen charlie the unicorn. Continue reading Twight, it gives us all hope for those of us with... less than... Edward men whom we still love and for God's sake watch your kidney!
  • bea
    God KALEB! You so totally get it!!! Goodluck on your exams!:D
  • Jena
    Love the chapter by chapter from a guy's perspective. I hope you did well on your final!
  • Abby
    I really love reading your "reviews" of each chapter. You go in depth and really look for meanings. It makes me realize some things that I may have missed!

    Can't wait till you read my favorite chapter! Chapter 15! Have fun,
    Abby
  • Oivia
    Good job. That was amazing, this is the first time i have read your site and omg i love it. I am 12 and obbsesed with twilight and you have done awsome jobs on breaking down the chapters.
    also i love the picture of charlie the unicorn :)
  • Rachel B
    Wow. You hit the nail on the head with the comment about Alice. I didn't quite understand that part until later.

    And the Carlie the unicorn thing effects me also, I love that video. There's a sequel, if you're interested- Charlie the Unicorn 2!
  • I simply love your take on each chapter. I am trying so very hard to make my husband a "Twilight Husband" I even show him some of your blogs/comments. Still no luck. Then over the weekend I went to a Barnes & Noble to pre-order Breaking Dawn. The girl who works there was sooo very happy I was ordering the book. Then we gushed on and on about Twilight as my husband just stood by. I was like see what you are missing and then the salesperson said...yes have you read "Twilight Guy"??? I was like Yes!!! Did you see he just did Cahpter 13!!! Then she went on to say to my husband how he could cover the book like you did with a porsche cover. I had to share.
  • Orla
    Hey Kaleb!! that was so funny. i honestly can't picture Edward 50s dancing but just trying makes me laugh. it nice to see some one other then me thinks charlie the unicorn is funny. my friends just thinks it's annoying.

    go you kaleb i know guys who only read twilight (and loved it!!) because of your site!!
  • Stephanie
    haha my friends and I often call Charlie a unicorn. As in, 'How do you think the unicorn's going to react?'.... hehe good times
  • elizabeth
    so i've never left a comment before but i just had too!

    i agree with all the things you say.
    i love how you understand edward and give guys pointers.
    hahaha.

    and i totally know what your talking about when you have the choice to study for a final or read another chapter. thats happened to me =]

    just want to wish you good luck on your test!
  • Czarina
    Thank you for picking my song, I know it's so overplayed especially in those truck commercials but doesn't it make you feel like a giddy teenager! You know you love it!

    I am so thankful for you and your work on this site, a guy that truly understands the innerworkings of women of any age through their passion for all things Twilight.

    Forget Edward... Kaleb dazzles me more and more with every enlightening blog post and chapter analysis!!!

    Ok, I may just be kidding, how could any girl simply disregard the awesome-ness of dear Edward. If it helps, Kaleb you are a close second! Thanks again!
  • Karen
    Congrats on being number 4!

    I love your insight and wit on everything. If I had a boyfriend, I would definitely make him read this. And are you sure you're really a guy? Because you seem to be contradicting everything that makes up one..
  • Hi Kaleb! I love your site! It's immensely pleasurable to find a guy enjoying Twilight and perceptively sharing his thoughts on said book. I've been trying to get my husband of 2 years to browse your site and *hopefully* read the series...right now he's too busy playing Hobo Wars and World of Warcraft online. When it finally happens, I'll enjoy referring him back to your site, to read your commentary and the snippets from other Twilight guys who have shared their stories; he found the "herpes" story hilarious when I read it aloud to him. I, myself, was cracking up picturing Bella doing The Twist. Thanks so much for providing us with some Twilight entertainment! Best of luck with the rest of the book!
  • Angela
    Amazing insight, as always. =]]
    Keep up the good work!!
  • Allison
    Your so right! I'm so going to force my boyfriend to read this post!! :3
    Yay for free cds! :3
  • OMGoodness! You finally have seen Charlie the Unicorn! Yay! I love that! My friend and I talked with those annoying voices for a week and a half! And could act out the whole thing entirely without mistakes.

    You should search: Dramatic Reading of a Breakup Letter. That one is hil-ar-i-ous! I love that one, and then click on Dramatic Reading of a Youtube Comment in the related box thingy and then click on what it was a response to, then watch that, and then go back and watch the Youtube Comment one. It's funny. Suabru anyone? Hehe.
    Keep on reading! Get to the ultimate scene! I don't know, I like it. You don't have to, but I do.
  • Maureen
    I must say that I love this website. It is very good, and i love reading the posts and how witty they are, and really wish some of my guy friends would be this open-minded. This is what one of them said when Edward was mentioned in a picture on facebook...
    "I never want ot be associated with this Edward ever again; including picture comments. I'm going to write a book called "DUSK" and it will be about how this Edward comes to a fateful end at the hands of a heatstriken deck-builder with a nailgun and a skill saw. That's all I have to say."
    Though very witty, and quite hilarious, I think it could help to be a little more accepting.
    Aside from that, Keep doing what you're doing. It's great and I love reading your take on twilight and all its chapters, and it gives me a new perspective on a couple things.
  • Ann
    How are you so hilarious and so insightful at the same time?! Its very impressive!

    P.S. I'm glad that the Alaskan vampires let you live
  • Kendow
    In the occasion that both Edward and Jacob are unavailable at the conclusion of Breaking Dawn, can I marry YOU?
  • Breana
    I agree, everyone absolutly has to check out Novel Notice. I love the music selection it has playing on the side. I left a window of it open just playing for nearly an hour.:)
  • Kine
    haha. i really enjoy the things you pick up from the chapter. now...if we could only get a guy to be "twilight guy" guy.

    writing guy a lot makes it seem like some kind of seafood.

    anyyyy wayyy.

    you're funny.
  • Dylan
    OMG I can't belive how well you nderstand these books! I'm dazzled! lol

    I want that CD!
  • So you know, Edward dancing would be lovely to watch.

    But that's not what I wanted to talk about :D

    So my boyfriend is about as sweet as boyfriends come, and recently he took me 300 miles to see my family, and I brought along his untouched copy of Twilight (that I had him buy quite awhile ago). After listening to loud music, I asked him if he wouldn't mind me reading aloud. And lo and behold! My boyfriend now asks me to read aloud to him almost every chance he gets! He likes to say it's just because I read well out loud, but I know it's because he's interested in the story, and he even (although slightly) mentioned it.

    So yay! Next step is: Making him go to www.twilightguy.com!
  • Britt
    I would so love to see Edward dancing to Little Richard. That would be halarious.

    And you are completely right on that as women we want men to talk more. Bella and Edward have an amazing relationship already in this chapter. They sort of have love on a different, more enlightened level.

    More guys should take note of what Edward does and copy him! lol =]
  • See, this is one of the reasons I'm really glad this site was created. I don't really understand why being a gentleman (even if it's only from time to time) is so hard for guys to do! Like, if we ask a guy to go do something that they don't really want to do, remember all the times we went to the monster truck races and when we waited outside with you at ungodly hours in the morning to get your hands on the latest gaming system. I personally try not to complain, so I think it's only fair that you do the same! And I know for a FACT that Edward would never complain. At least, not on the outside.
  • Macy
    I have to say that your insight as to why girlsare so in love with Edward is fairly spot on. the communication between Bella and Edward is something that I think every couple should have. It is refeshing to know that there is at least one guy out there in the world that realize what Edward is doing correctly to make himself so appealing to girls. I only wish that more guys would follow your advice and example and read Twilight!!!!
  • Jessie
    good job. you get pretty much everything i'd say.
  • Amy
    Seriously, this post was amazing simply because you got great music and Charlie in there.

    But also you did make a good point about Edward. It is true. That is why we love Edward. I also agree with you when you say Bella and Edward have talked more and more personal than more married couples. Because the sad part is, you're most likely right.
  • Natasha
    You're awesome, you know.
  • Deja
    Yeah I watched the Charlie the Unicorn video that's all I thought about..anyways you are really spot on about why we love Edward..and why we love Twilight! I can't wait to hear more from you!!
  • CHAAAAHLIEEEE!!! LET'S GO TO THE CANDY MOUNTAIN!!! AHAHAHAHHA That unicorn made me laugh out load the first time I watched it LOL And I'm still laughing after watching it again.

    oh greatttt chapter 14 already. I'm re-reading the first chapters of Twilight. I think I will pass you again LOL.
  • Emmy-lou
    Jackob Black.....she's not coming back......grrrr....i don't have that cd yet!
  • Lauren
    Oh boo Edward. Whatever.

    AH! Charlie the Unicorn :D No way! I never thought about that. Aha that was crazy. Who thinks of things like that?

    And p.s. whoever said something about The Notebook: I love you.
    Best. Movie. Ever.
  • Becca
    I'm glad you really like Twilight =] I tried getting this guy who sits next to me (he's an avid reader) to read it over the weekend...

    He got to page 250 (around Chapter 13 xD) and gave it back to me and said that his eyes were bleeding and that it was a horrible book =P

    Ah well I tried and at least he made an effort lol I wish there were more high school guys like you xD
  • Leanne
    Ahaha Edward twisting and shouting. And it's true, lack of communication can royally eff up any relationship. Not that I've had any serious relationships, but I've watched it happen with my friends. That's why I think more guys should read Twilight. :)
  • Andrea
    Thank you for being open-minded enough to grasp the concept of communication...I wish more guys would read Twilight, just to understand girls better at the very least.
  • Dani
    Kaleb-
    You get it! You really get it!
    I have loved reading your take on the beloved book, it's always nice to have a guys perspective. My husband and 18 yr-old son have both read the books, but haven't been very useful in the discussion arena. I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed. They both liked the books well enough, but I don't think they "got it" like you did. You rock!
  • Ms. Truitt completely likened you to Mr. Darcy - it wasn't even offhand, it was fully onhand. And it is much deserved. I also think you might actually BE Edward Cullen. But we can keep that on the DL.

    Woo, my email! I'm glad I could help reinforce/qualify your point - especially one that I agree with so vehemently. ...even though the fact that I mentioned Vivaldi and GTA in the same sentence still makes me feel as if I may have in fact reached a new level of nerdiness. Grimace/cringe.

    I think that the E/B conversations are not only the (obvious) best parts of the books when it comes to character/relationship building, but they're also my favorite parts as far as Stephenie's writing goes. She's fantastic at writing dialogue! That's not something you can say about most of the other writers in the YA fantasy genre. Or even just in general. Dialogue takes skill.

    Also, thanks for always choosing ice cream over kung-fu roaches.
  • Andrea
    i really love your down-to-earth-ness on all of these subjects. ur so original and its a breath of fresh air that a guy is publically [weblically i guess] announcing his devotion to Twilight and Stephenie Meyer's other books.
    Are you going to read Host?
  • Cassandra
    Ahhh Edward and his ahmazing Communication skills if only there was classes to teach other men how to talk.

    Edward 101-
    Edward-"Now...Repeat after me, You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."
    Guys in class-"You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."

    hahaha oh if only.
  • Venice
    I love your insights in all of these chapters.
    It gives me a new perspective on things, ya know.
    Thanks for doing this. I dig it. Haha.

    Charlieeeee <3
    One of the best videos ever, I must admit. xD
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