TwilightGuys Report: Mr. and Mrs. Cullen
June 17th, 2008 at 12:05 am by Kaleb Nation
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MR. AND MRS. CULLEN
"I was walking into work one day when a woman came running around to my desk, yelling for me. She had just finished the Twilight series, and had absolutely gone insane when she found out i had the last name of Cullen (she's new, you see). She was convinced to win my heart, and every day left "blood" red velvet cake, asking me to go out with her. Eventually I did go out with her, and we actually fell in love. We were married a year later. I got the love of a wife, and what did she get? The name: Rosalie Cullen." Submitted anonymously. |
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There you go: Mr. and Mrs. Cullen are real 
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Tags: Books, guys, love, Meyers, Mr. and Mrs. Cullen, Read, red velvet cake, rosalie, Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, twilight series, TwilightGuys Report
June 17th, 2008 at 12:22 am
aww.. that’s so cool! Mr. and Mrs. Cullen are real!!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:25 am
That’s awesome!!!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Awww. I love stories where people end up in love in the end.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:44 am
ahhhh!! love it only wish I found my own Mr. Cullen. Kaleb do you mind changing your last name from Nation to Cullen? it’s the only thing workins against you.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Sorry, I was wondering did she got a twilight theme wedding?? ohh I hope she did.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:12 am
If only we all could be so lucky
June 17th, 2008 at 1:13 am
i dunno… that’s kinda… iffy in my book.
would she have noticed him otherwise? she just HAD to have the last name and marry him?
sure, it ended well for them, BUT WHAT IF IT HADN’T?
…meh, perhaps i’m just being pessimistic.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Tis cute.. I’d like to see pictures..
June 17th, 2008 at 1:18 am
I actually sort of agree with Marcela as well.. would she have noticed him otherwise.. *ponders*
June 17th, 2008 at 1:19 am
aw that’s sweet.
what a lucky girl.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:27 am
She sounds slightly psychopathic (but then again, aren’t all of us twilight fans?). In the end though, it’s sweet, just the same…
June 17th, 2008 at 1:31 am
i hate how freakin’ cute that is. i think it was just the way she would meet him, not the ONLY reason she wants him.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:57 am
omgsh, that’s the most awesome thing ever!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:13 am
That is so freaking awesome!!
If I EVER ran into a Edward Cullen… I think that I would marry him
June 17th, 2008 at 4:14 am
haha thats too cute! u guys r awesome!
im trying to resist calling up all the ‘Cullens’ in the phone book to see if any of them are my age…XD
June 17th, 2008 at 4:37 am
HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!
AWESOME!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Isn’t Rosalie’s names Rosalie Hale though? Oh well, it’s still cute. Glad everything worked out so nicely for them.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:27 am
kassia – Rosalie marryed Emmett Cullen
Its so cute!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:39 am
that is soooooooo cute, good that girl set out for what she wanted and got it. ha. i thinks thats one of the best stories yet.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Bethany – Emmett married Rosalie Hale. She didn’t want to change her last name. It’s still amazingly cute.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:14 am
wow. lucky! whats his name, though? i really think that if i met an Edward Cullen (who wasn’t a 70 or so bishop, well, i don’t know what i’d do!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Aw, that’s really sweet. I think I’d pass out if I ever met someone with the last name of Cullen.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am
That’s so AWESOME!
June 17th, 2008 at 8:47 am
I must confess, I’m a bit skeptical. But pretty amazing if it’s really true.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:48 am
AW! So cute! She’s so lucky! *squeals* I want an own Cullen.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Thats awesome! Me and my sisters have this thing where we try to find the characters in the book where we live, and so far Ive found
Jacob Black-found him at the flea market
Alice Cullen-she works at Chilis
Edward Cullen-Pizza Hut Delivery
(I was so embarassed when I saw him, I was in my grungies, he actually looked more like Robert Pattinson but younger)
and my sisters found Emmett in Midlothian, TX
Woo Hoo!
June 17th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Whoooaaa! Awesome!
I work at a photography studio, and one of the kids getting baseball pictures taken was named “Edward Isabella.” I stared.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am
OH MY GOD, that is SO fricken AWSOME!!!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Holy S***! that is really kewl!! Rosalie cullen. nice!!! hopefully nothing happens to her in the next book… lol
June 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am
M.A.Estman: That’s because he really IS Edward Cullen!
That is so psycho awesome!
June 17th, 2008 at 10:37 am
That story is too cute! My mouth dropped when I read it.
Oh yeah, M.A.Estman is my sister and she’s right. We do try to find the characters in real life. I hope we can find a Jasper and Carlisle real soon though…:-) I have a feeling Rosalie will be hard to find.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:45 am
*sighgiggleswoon*
I heard somewhere that somone had a doctor named Dr. Cullen. But he was really old or something. Sad, sad.
Well, that’s a really nifty story. It’s good to know these books actually make the world a better place.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am
my friend sent me a website called howmanyofme.com
and i searched jacob black, and it said there are 158 people in the US named jacob black. but they also said there was no one named leah clearwater.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:34 am
That’s so amazing! *sigh* I need to find my own Cullen–or Hale. I’d settle for a Jasper.
And Sus is right, Kaleb–your name is the only thing against you. 
June 17th, 2008 at 11:47 am
I’m sorry, but liking someone because you want their last name… eh, that’s just a bit strange.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:59 am
aww, that’s so sweet
June 17th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
lucky, lucky….very sweet and unusual. But are any of us normal?
June 17th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I’m sure they didn’t get married simply for the name
It was probably one of those things, that’s why she noticed him. And it just happened to work out.
–K
June 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
That is so COOL!! a REAL Rosalie Cullen!! Just someone with the last name of Cullen is awesome!!! Now there’s a Rosalie Hale and Rosalie Cullen!! yayyy
June 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Okay i know i just commented but i went to that howmanyofme.com thing someone left in the comments and i searched isabella swan and there was only one! Lol! That person is reeaalllyy lucky
June 17th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
that’s really cute. lol.
I just looked on howmanyofme.com and there are 83 Edward Cullen’s in the US
June 17th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
that is so cool!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
WOW !!! Well, I think we all now know that Twilight really is a good conversation starter
hey you! edward! get over here! lol that woman gets a round of applause from me for sticking it through with him and its amazing that they actually did fall in love ! adorable story! 
June 17th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
yay for love! and Twilight! and the name Cullen, honestly thats like an amazing vampire name… Cullen heehee
okay I’m done
June 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Awww.. I love reading stuff like this. It’s funny the way things work out sometimes
June 17th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Hahah!
That’s actually pretty cool.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Haha, wow, Mr. and Mrs. Cullen!!
thats awesome!! but i’m sorry but i also think its kinda funny too!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
omg thats so cool!!
and that her name happened to be Rosalie, thats awesome!!!
i really want to meet a guy with the last name cullen and marry him!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
WOW! Thats amazing!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Heh, that’s a little…overboard. o.o;
June 17th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
aww that’s sooo cute! =]
June 17th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
that was cool!
now all the Cullens in the world will mobbed by twilight-infected people! (including me..haha..)
June 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
awwwww that’s so cute!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I agree with Piper!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
That is just the sweetest thing.
Now, I want to know what happens to the boy whose parents named him Edward Cullen many years ago and now, 20 or so years later he’s a young bachelor living in a Twilight world.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Hee Hee Hee! That’s hilarious!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I looked up my name on howmanyofme.com (and I live in the US) but it came up with zero. My last name didn’t even show up, so I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a Leah Clearwater somewhere.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
tehe that made me smile, espically the red velvet cake part! how cute, Ms. Meyer should know that shes helping people fall in love =D
June 17th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
That’s so cute. What would make it even better would be if his last name was Hale.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Oh my good that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
That’s AWESOME! Ome… I wanna marry a Cullen XD That would be freakin’ amazing! LUCKY GIRL!
June 17th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
ohmigod that is sooo cuteeeeee!!!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Haha, that’s so cool. I especially love that her name is Rosalie. How great it would be if his was Emmett… The woman who helped me sign up for a course at my college’s last name was Cullen… I was totally spazzing out.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
lol aw, that’s cute.
And I looked up my own name on that “howmanyofme.com” site and there is only one person with my real name. Totally weird…and unique I guess.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
What are the odds? This reminds me of that other story you posted of the Hale couple who named their fraternal twins Jasper and Rosalie
If these two have children, five bets they’d name them Alice, Edward, Emmett, Esme or Carlisle. I know I would anyway! 
What origin is “Cullen”, anyway? I’d never heard it before the series…but it’s just so striking. What a great name!
Sigh, stories like this help fuel those tiny fantasies of meeting one’s own Edward. Ever get those feelings after reading the books that just none of the males in your life are good enough?? HAHA! Stephenie Meyer: Single-handedly Altering the Relationships of the World.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Awwwwwww, that’s SO sweet! Wouldn’t we all die for a good love story? =]
June 17th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
if ANYONE REMEMBERS THE TWO CUTE LITTLE BABBIES NAMED JASPER AND ROSALIE HALE…THEY HAD A SWEETER STORY BUT THIS ONE IS STILL CUTE
June 17th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
WOULD BE AWSOME IF HER NAME WAS ESME , AND THE GUYS NAME WAS CARLISLE
June 17th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
geez. i think the gods are on her side that day.
how very lucky..
June 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
oh my gosh that is too freaking cute.
how a book can make you obsessed about anything Cullen, even the last name itself.
haha
June 18th, 2008 at 1:15 am
that is so cute!
This made me smile! Good luck 
June 18th, 2008 at 2:45 am
…
okay…
I am SOOO finding someone with the last name cullen…
or black…
whichever…either way.
haha kidding!
…
no but seriously.
June 18th, 2008 at 6:12 am
That is absolutely awesome! lol
June 18th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
oh amazing! what a beautiful sotry! I WANT AN EDWARD CULLEN NOW XD
Greetings from uruguay
Joa_Cullen
June 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
hummm i said sotry and i mean story XD
Joa_Cullen
June 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I find this extremely amusing… mostly because my parents are also Mr and Mrs Cullen. In fact, my Grandma was called Esme Cullen. I would run around celebrating that fact, but unfortunately for me, the majority of people in the UK would have no idea why I was acting so insanely haha. It’s still kinda cool anyway.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
wow…I am so jealous… my friend jasper’s last name in cullen and I love to let anyone I meat (that knows about twilight..which is almost all of them) that his jame is jasper cullen. haha. I even forced them to read the books…and he loved them.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
OMC! That rocks!
June 18th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
PS: Vesper, I want to meet your friend Jasper Cullen.
June 18th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Here’s a great Stephenie Meyer giveaway!
http://blog.mawbooks.com/2008/06/16/win-all-of-stephenie-meyers-books/
June 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Adorable!
June 18th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
OMG! that`s amazing! vesper I also want to meet that Jasper Cullen, I bet he`s lucky with the girls!
June 19th, 2008 at 2:33 am
LOL
how CUTE is that!
Fate lead her to read the books, which made her want to go out with that Cullen guy at her work
awww
June 19th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I know i would marry him! haha Especially if my name was Rosalie, because shes my favorite!
June 19th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Aww thats so cute ^^
Really funny too!
Man… I wish my last name was Cullen >.>
June 20th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Im the sarah that commented a bit above haha. Too confusing.
Anyway, having the last name Cullen didnt use to be anything amazing and to be honest, it still feels normal for me cos most of my friends havent even heard of twilight (although Im working on that!).
In fact, the name was what helped me find out about Twilight. I thought “why do i keep seeing this guy with my surname spread across the internet? Who the heck is he anyway?” So i did my research and loved it!
This story’s still sweet though. What a novel way to bring two people together! I will share my surname with you guys if you like
haha.
June 20th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Cullen!!! That is soooooo sweet I wish that would happen to me….
June 21st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
That is so romanatic. Awww!
June 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
that is just so sweet!!
June 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
That’s really cool. But the way it was written sonds like she used you for your last name. but I don’t believe that of course. Because I have yet to meet any Twilight fan so crazed. Sure there are some crazy obsessive ones out there. But none who would use someone for their last name. So I think it is a cute story!!!!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
wow, that is kinda cool!!
but a little extreme, but it it was real love, well then, all the better!!
i have never found any of the names of the characters.. yet! :]
awesome though
and it’s a cute story!!
x
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
aww thats completely amazing.
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Oh my gosh, that his hilarious. wow
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
My last name is also Cullen and Twilight fans love me because of that. I started reading the book only because of the many people who begged me to read it and know what they were talking about! It’s funny!!! My parents are Mr. and Mrs. Cullen; and one my brothers’ middle name is Edward!!!! He’s 23, so girls drool over him because he’s Edward Cullen and a very handsome guy with dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes.
It’s sad that he gets girls because of this rather than for his amazing musical skills. lol!
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
He tries to keep his middle name a secret, but he found it impossible. . . My cousins are huge Twilight fans and are so proud of our very own Edward. No one else in our family has a name close to the Twilight’s Cullen family.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:32 am
AHHHHHH.
WTF.
this story is ridiculously
l o v e l y.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
One do you have a younger brother?
Or 2 will you consider adopting my boyfriend? seeing as well somehow someway my boyfriend is actually named Edward and my middle and actually used name is Isabella (although I had been using Izzy that has so changed now)(Jessie is like my stage/first name
July 24th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Also hey people where is the love for Emmett he is by far my most favorite male after Edward of course then Jasper, Carlisle, so on and Jacob comes in at a screeching 23 Yes i even put marcus Ciaus aro and alec before him! oh and yea Kellan you are doing a great job considereing you have some mighty big shoulders to fill.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I work at a Drs office and one of the drs is Dr. Cullen, but his names not Carlisle and I’m pretty sure he’s human
July 27th, 2008 at 3:04 am
lol thats really funny, theres not a lot of peolpe named rosealie
August 13th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
THIS IS MADE UP
August 20th, 2008 at 12:18 am
That’s really disturbing, to be honest. If someone came up to me screaming about how I had the same last name as a fictional character made of diamond, I’d be amused. If that person continued to make me “blood” cakes every day, I’d report her for harassment.
I guess it just makes sense that they got married. He clearly doesn’t have very good self-esteem if he can’t tell someone’s in desperate need of therapy.
I wonder if she screams “Emmett” in the bedroom by mistake.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Are you serious?
The last name Cullen was interesting,m maybe cute, but Rosalie? ffffffffff no.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:26 am
I think that’s pretty disturbing. I mean, maybe they fell in love, maybe they didn’t, but seriously: trying to woo a person *just* because they have the surname Cullen?
Epitome of sanity there.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:16 am
this is bogus. she says she finished the series and then a year later they got together? the series just finished now. this is clearly made-up.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:43 am
The fact that she only wanted to get to know you because you have the same last name as a guy in a book she’s in love with is a little disturbing. I don’t know I found this sick
August 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
This is DISTURBING. These fangirl attacks must be stopped D:
August 20th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ok, this was BEYOND disturbing…I mean, even though it ‘worked out’ it still stemmed from obsession with a friggin book. That’s sick
August 20th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
lol wow. How is this sweet? It’s creepy, it’s immature, it’s scary. I doubt she even loves the guy to be honest-how can you love someone because of their name?
When did people get to be so stupid?
August 21st, 2008 at 1:16 am
I work at a law office, and I got to scan in a deposition given by a Dr. Edward Cullen from 1988.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Please don’t be true.
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:10 pm
If I were that man I would be scared. hahaha
August 27th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
That is sooo fake!
Breaking Dawn (the last book of the ENTIRE series) only came out a few weeks ago (Aug. 2008) so the “a year later” phrase could not have happened yet.
Also, the stalking thing … in what universe is that cuuuute?!? Hell-O!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
That’s freaking creepy.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Awww! How ca-yoote!
To Slvrdlphn-uhm, the books have been out for three years. Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, she had jsut finished reading up to Eclipse (or New Moon)? That WAS the ENTIRE series..until now.
NE-Wayz, jsut went on howmanyofme.com
only ONE Bella Cullen.
Yeha, I’m jealous.
But there’s FIVE Robert Pattinson’s [!!!] (:
September 4th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
ROFLMAO! What an insane woman, to chase a guy because of his stinkin’ last name. And he must be equally nuts to have let her. I guess those two idiots deserve each other. LOLOLOLOLOL!
October 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Holy crap is that disturbing. He should’ve put a restraining order against her. Too bad that he was too nice.
Honestly though this story is really disturbing. How come no one has noticed how absolutely insane Twilight fans can get? Why is no one worried about this? Why is this ACCEPTABLE?
October 9th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Seriously, what the hell is WRONG with Twilight fans? Are you people too delusional to realize that its just a DAMN STORY and that STALKING someone just because their last name is CULLEN or their first name is EDWARD is just plain ridiculous and psychotic? What is so CUTE about being loved just because you share the same last name or the same first name with a character in a book? I’m sorry, but that’s far from being “cute”, as most of you fans put it. Anyone who thinks this is “cute” and “awesome” really deserves to be smacked in the face.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
dude! no fair! i want my own Cullen! hahaha! but its still sweet and i wanna no to did she get a twilight themed wedding?
November 13th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
What are you people on. O.O That’s psycho, not cute.
November 24th, 2008 at 7:54 am
I disagree with marcela, it’s like fate kinda, mor that they DID meet and ended up falling in love
November 24th, 2008 at 8:02 am
ok, amber and matylda, what the HELL r u doing on a twilight fansite? Matylda, YOU deserve a smack in the face. If you hate twilight fans and aren’t one urself why would it even occur to you to visit this website and then click around and read articles about twilight, then scroll all the way to the bottom of this page (probably reading all of the comments as you go) and write a friggin paragraph about what you’ve seen in the proccess??? YOU FREAK!!!! is that just what you do in ur spare time? go out of ur way to insult people in as large groups as possible??
November 24th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Honestly, stefany, i dont understand how people like you even end up here writing comments!
December 29th, 2008 at 3:50 am
awww
January 9th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Whoa, no way! AWESOME name! You know what would have been even wierder?
Emmett AND Rosalie Cullen
January 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Oh my GOD, are you all out of your MINDS?! CUTE? You call this CUTE? I completely agree with Stefany, why is this ACCEPTABLE? Why isn’t no one DOING something about this? Good GOD, people! That poor, poor, poor man.
March 18th, 2009 at 4:36 am
Some people have all
the luck in having a
truly ‘Happy Ending’.
^_____^
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Cute story. Too bad Rosalie was a Hale.
March 26th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
God, that’s creepy…
July 12th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and amazing!
July 13th, 2010 at 3:15 am
that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and amazing!
December 10th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I love your story! I wonder what the guy's name is? So sweet!
May 30th, 2011 at 5:16 am
I always prefer the way Edward puts Jacob down in that calm way. You know, that “Do you understand that, mongrel?” and “I will break your jaw for her.”… just download something about that calm anger. This clip just seemed a TAD over the top. And I love how angry Bella is when Jacob kisses her. Download filmes @D0-W-n10@D_F1L R