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TwilightGuys Report: Even Humans Can Sparkle

August 5th, 2008 at 12:02 am by Kaleb Nation

EVEN HUMANS CAN SPARKLE

I'm marking this as anonymous because this story makes me blush more than Bella, and I'd be mortified if any of my friends found out.

My girlfriend is a BIG fan of these Twilight books. And one day we were on a date, and we were walking through the park after dinner. She and I were talking, and the subject of Twilight came up some how. She was telling me how Edward was the perfect guy. I asked what made him so perfect, and she replied with a long list of things, including

"He loves Bella so much he'd die for her, he's a vampire, he's SUPER strong, and he SPARKLES!"

Well, I was interested in becoming the perfect guy, and I'm not exactly super-strong, nor in a situation to die for my girlfriend. So I came up with another way to make her realize that I could be close to perfect, too.

I went home that night, raided my little sister's craft box, and found some glitter. I sprinkled the bottle all over myself; my arms and legs, my feet, even my hair! Then I walked over to my girlfriend's house (she happens to be my neighbor) climbed up to her window (using a ladder that I brought from my house) and knocked on her window. She looked a little surprised to see me at her window in the dark, but she let me in anyway.

When I stepped through her window and she turned on the lights and saw the sparkles, she was thrilled. She proudly proclaimed me to be as perfect as Edward; vampire or not.."

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See — some humans do sparkle ;) . He gets a free t-shirt from TwilightTeez.com for his story (if, of course, he sends me his real email address…mr. anonymous).
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  • Gothhic Goddess
    Hopefully, she hangs on to him. Not all guys would go that far to make their girl happy!!
  • Alice
    lmao, that was cute =D
  • Kelly
    That is just freaking hilarious. Now, this was definitely an okay thing to do in this situation, for this couple, for this guy's and girl's personality... I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, although I think it would have been adorable.
  • Sakura
    Kawaii!!! (Japanese for CUTE!!!)
  • Pinkchan
    I agree with all the girls, this was the best twilight guys report.

    And this goes for Mr. Anonymous girlfriend does never ever tell the story to an other girl she will definitely will think of steal your boyfriend and might act on it.

    and just to blend in: AWWWWWW THAT IS SO CUTE!!!
  • Erika
    YOU ARE SO SWEET. GOD BLESS YOU! :)
    that made my day :)
  • Ali
    OMJ, that is sooooo sweet!! And Cute. I can't believe you did that. Your girlfriend must be so lucky to have you!
  • Courtney
    aww, this story's my favourite
    sooo cute! :)
  • Lauren
    Aww, I think that's as close to Edward as any guy's gonna get. :)
  • jennifer
    awww that is so cute, I can't beleive you'ld do that :D
  • Kate
    Awwe, so cute!
  • Angelica
    Oh my god, that is so funny... He SPARKLES! ROTFL....
  • Alexa
    That's got to be the cutest thing everrr :]
  • K La
    That's cute on so many levels.
  • Sarah
    AWWW! All boys must now start acting like this guy! Now!
  • Ms. Paranoia
    That is so sweet and so funny at the same time xD

    That girl's lucky, way to go dude =]
  • Liz
    a-freakin-dorable! i want him as my boyfriend!
  • Gabriella Cullen
    Awwwwwwwwwwww!
    good for you annonymous dude! i wish my BF was that thoughtful.
  • Reagan
    Aww, that's so sweet!! This guy deserves a hug. ^_^
  • Tori
    Mr. Anonymous, that could possibly be the sweetest thing a boyfriend has ever done for his girlfriend that he himself came up with. Smart thinking Mr.!
  • Lisa
    AWWWW. that is so sweet. i wish i had a boyfriend that would sprinkle himself some glitter and come through my bedroom window with a ladder just to show how he is almost perfect as Edward is and get embarrassed.
    lmao.
  • aww. cute! I wonder if he's given Kaleb his email yet.
  • Hannah Leigh
    I must quote almost everyone else and say AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! OMG! I wish that a guy I knew would do this for me!!
    It's really sweet that you would put glitter all over you for her. lol
    It's kinda funny. But I bet it made her happy that you would do something like that.
    Espeacially since the perfect Edwardish guy means so much to us girls. =]
  • Brittney
    ome awwwwwwwwwwwww that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!! i wish i had a bf that would do that....
  • Aly
    awww too cute!!! ^_^ u are a awsome boyfriend!
  • Meghan
    aww. thats the cutest story :) i wish a guy would sparkle for me. who ever u r u gf is super lucky :)
  • Chelsea
    Oh that is so CUTE.
    I wish my boyfriend would do something like that.
  • Emily
    I was talking to my best friend's cousin and he aked me out. I turned him down (because that would have been awkward), so he told me that on the Fourth of July he was going to take me to a meadow, tape sparklers all over his body, and light them so he could sparkle and be like Edward. It never happened though.
  • Tracy
    Awe don't be anonymous! That's really cute.
  • twilightbelle
    all i can say is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ..!!!!! that is soo cute :P wish my hubby can do something so sweet for me lolz but everytime he hears edward cullen he gets mad :(
  • April K.
    Thats definately my favorite Twilight Guy story! Ohhhh! A guy who put glitter on himself and climb through a window would definately win my -almost-perfect-as-edward-boyfriend approval award!
  • Bridget
    Awww, that's so cute...and totally unfair, I can't even get my boyfriend to look at Twilight let alone sparkle, lol.
  • :: emily ::
    oh my god, i want to meet this boy!! that is the most adorable thing i have ever heard!! :]]
    <33
  • Emily
    I know a lot of people said that the last guy story was the best, but this one beats all. he really IS the perfect boyfriend. I hope that all these postive comments help him get over his 'blushing' stage and get on to the 'give kaleb email' stage
  • Amelia
    Thats so awesome thats so sweet too! ... by the way if you make a lotion glitter combo it will say for hours I did that for Breaking Dawn midnight party and I'm still finding glitter.
  • Holy CRAP! That's AWESOME!!!
  • E
    Now if all guys could be just like you ...

    XD

    That was just sooo sweet ...
  • angela
    THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD !
    I hope your girlfriend realizes how lucky she is !
  • Thats so sweet that he would do that for his girlfriend ^^ So cute!
  • Awww ... creepy stalker-esc window crawling, but still cute at the same time.

    XD
  • Jessica
    How Edwardish! I mean did they talk about the whole going into her room through the window or was that coincidence?
    What an awesome boyfriend!
  • October
    Awwwww, That is SO sweet! I wish my boyfriend would do that for me! XD But then again . . . it might be a little creepy to see him with glitter all over him. Hmm.
  • October
    Awww, Thats so sweet! I wish a guy would do that for me! XD
  • AussiePattinsonLove
    I want a sparkly guy, that is so sweet. That totally shows how much he is willing to do fer her...and Edward in training lol
  • Cassandra
    That is sooo cutttteeee.
    Mr. Anon.
    Make a book of adorable things to do for your gf. Put that as your number. I would personally buy that book and shove it in guys faces.
  • beckysue
    That's just amazingly adorable. Like wow. :D Very halarious, also. She's so lucky.... To have someone so sweet.
  • Sam
    oh! that is just too cute! ive heard of guys who just get annoyed of Twilight and Edward Cullen. Its nice to see the effort this guy puts in, that is just very sweet! He didnt even have to do too much, but its just as good! Im just happy he wasnt bashing Twilight. Very cute, that girl is lucky!
  • Ashley
    That's cute! And genius! That Mr. Anonymous has officially been dubbed my hero of the day :]
  • Man, I wished some guy would do that for me
  • Jessie
    You know, he'll probably read these comments with us all going "AWW HOW CUTE" and be a little freaked.


    Even if it IS true.
  • Jessie
    AWW.

    That was so cute!
    And funny!
  • Meghan
    That's so awesome!
  • Nicole
    What a great story! That girl is very lucky!!!
  • That is such a sweet story :)
  • That seriously has to be the sweetest thing I have every heard! To have a boy try to impress a girl that much, be that much for her... that is such an Edward move.
    good job buddy!
    -B-
  • Amanda123
    That girl is very lucky to have him as a boyfriend. It's hard to find people that care that much.
  • melissa
    that is just too sweet.

    i loved this twilight guy story.

    kudos to the guy who did this. :D
  • Annie
    Awww! That girl is so lucky to have a boyfriend like him.

    Best Twilight guy story yet. =)
  • Natasha
    LOLMAO
    Props to him.
  • Marissa
    wow.

    thats awesome.
  • Kim
    That is sooooo sweet, and it has to be the best twilight guy story so far. We all deserve a boy friend like him. lol.
  • edwella
    AWWW!!! if i had a boyfriend who did that i would me totally amazedd!!! thats sooo sweett!!!!
  • Hope
    Awwww! What a sweet guy!
  • Syd
    That is.
    Freaking.
    Adorable.
    GAH, JEALOUS.
  • Megan Ina Cullen
    Wow that is so cute! Any guy who would go that far to impress his girlfriend is defiantly worthy of being "Edward Perfect". I would be SO extremely delighted if my boyfriend did something like that, but not only the sparkle thing, he climbed through her window just like Edward! I'm so jealous!
  • Annie
    that is so cute. a little corny, but really sweet. he must really like his girlfriend.
  • Brianna
    awwwwwwwlllllll!!!!! What a devoted guy!!I love how he comes in through her window, just like a certain someone (Edward)I love how he sparkles too, VERY CUTE!!!
  • Becky
    I know all the reviews say this but- awww!!

    I wish I could find a guy like that! *sigh*

    seriously though, that is the sweetest thing ever. she must have been a little freaked out to see her boyfriend outside her window, covered in sparkles though, lol

    :D
  • Oh my god that had to be one of the most adorable things I've read in a long time.
  • AWWW!! Thats mad cute!! AWWW!! =D *kudos* for Mr.Anonym
  • KatieBug
    That is just about the sweetest thing I've ever heard :) Seriously!!
  • Rae
    Awwwww. Sweetest thing ever.
  • vivs
    awwww....how cute! but just dont tell ur girlfriend u wont die for her. ;) anyways...i really hope u give kaleb ur email that way u can get a free tshirt!:D
  • Kim M.
    Awww, that was so cute! Your a good boyfriend, whoever you are.
  • Beth
    AWWWWWWW!!!!! I want a boyfriend who would do that for me *blush* Dude he IS the perfect Edward =)
  • Johanna
    Haha, that was very cute.
  • Mara-Kate
    xD adorable!!! She is lucky she found a guy willing to do that for her! so cute :)
  • Emily
    Awwwwwwwwwww! I wish I had a guy that'd do that for me! Lucky, lucky girl...
  • jeh
    that's cute XD
  • That's... that's... uhm...
  • That's adorable!!
    I love it!
    :D
  • Door Hinge
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah
    ..hahahahahahaha.
    That is gold.
  • Jess
    I think this story makes me "aww" because I was a teen when glitter was fashionable. (Any other girls remember glitter eyeshadow?) Mr. Anonymous not only went out on a limb (ladder?) for his girl, but he's going to live with the ramifications for a while - glitter doesn't come off as easily as it goes on.

    I hope he likes being related to Edward - he's going to sparkle for a while!
  • priyanka
    omc!that is soooooo cute. if i had a boy friend, i'd be so happy if he did that for me! his girlfriend is really lucky she got some one like him. its also really funny how he gets a ladder and climbs through her window.... kaleb, your posts always leave me smiling after i read them! :)
  • Yet Another Fangirl
    I would totally date that guy if I wasn't eleven, and he's probbably, like, seventeen.
  • Freya
    My eyes got all watery...good for her!
  • Alli
    That's so sweet! It might have looked more authentic if he had raided his sister's makeup box for some body glitter instead, but it's not like that matters. I'm honestly surprised that he was caring enough to ask anything about Twilight, especially what made Edward the perfect guy (unless he was planning before he asked to do soemthing like this when he go his answer). Finding a real guy as great as Edward or Jacob is difficult and almost impossible, but I'd be happy to find a guy like this.
  • Megan
    Now, Mr. Anonymous, you have successfully made the commenters fall in love with you.
    XD
    There is one piece of advice that I treasure, and that is:
    When a guy is romantically interested in you, forget what he says. Watch what he does.
    In the attempt to make yourself Edward-worthy, you've surpassed him. Because never did Edward do anything that could be compared to pouring glitter all over himself.
    Kudos to you.
  • M.A.Estman
    That is so sweet that he would go through all that trouble to prove he is the perfect Edward. Not many guys would do that..
  • Dude! Lol! I was expecting to see glitter-covered people at the BD release party, but I espied not a one.
  • Tonya
    That's so cute. He must really like that girl ^^.
  • lol so funny!
  • Sabrina
    What a boyfriend! I know no guys who would even care about what I was rambling on about in regards to twilight, let alone go through all that. He's certainly a keeper and closer to Edward Cullen than most other guys out there! Thanks for sharing such an adorably romantic little story with us!
  • HeyJoyous
    It's not great b/c of simply the sparkling. It's great b/c of the commitment to making his girlfriend happy. That's great! :-)
  • JaspersAngel
    Awww... That's adorable. :)
  • Autumn
    AWE!!! FRICKEN ADORABLE. seriously. kudos to this guy for sparkling.
  • That's just sort of adorable, really.
  • Kaitlyn
    That is the sweetest thing ever! I wish all guys were like that.
  • AWWWWW!!!!
    Such a cutie!
    I wish all guys would try to be perfect for their gf^^
  • Aishah
    Oh man.... I'm soo envious..
    He's so sweet and he actually went through the mess of pouring glitter all over himself!
    He also risked himself or not he would have been caught for getting into his girlfriend's bedroom.
    Way to go, man!
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