TwilightGuys Report: Even Humans Can Sparkle
August 5th, 2008 by Kaleb Nation
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EVEN HUMANS CAN SPARKLE
I'm marking this as anonymous because this story makes me blush more than Bella, and I'd be mortified if any of my friends found out.
My girlfriend is a BIG fan of these Twilight books. And one day we were on a date, and we were walking through the park after dinner. She and I were talking, and the subject of Twilight came up some how. She was telling me how Edward was the perfect guy. I asked what made him so perfect, and she replied with a long list of things, including
"He loves Bella so much he'd die for her, he's a vampire, he's SUPER strong, and he SPARKLES!"
Well, I was interested in becoming the perfect guy, and I'm not exactly super-strong, nor in a situation to die for my girlfriend. So I came up with another way to make her realize that I could be close to perfect, too.
I went home that night, raided my little sister's craft box, and found some glitter. I sprinkled the bottle all over myself; my arms and legs, my feet, even my hair! Then I walked over to my girlfriend's house (she happens to be my neighbor) climbed up to her window (using a ladder that I brought from my house) and knocked on her window. She looked a little surprised to see me at her window in the dark, but she let me in anyway.
When I stepped through her window and she turned on the lights and saw the sparkles, she was thrilled. She proudly proclaimed me to be as perfect as Edward; vampire or not.."
Submitted by anonymous
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See — some humans do sparkle
. He gets a free t-shirt from
TwilightTeez.com for his story (if, of course, he sends me his real email address…mr. anonymous).
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August 5th, 2008 at 12:07 am
AWWWWWW!!!!!! I wish that the guy I know would be QT too…that will NEVER happen….thats GREAT that you whould do that 4 her…now all you have to do is read the books o; D
August 5th, 2008 at 12:08 am
That has got to be the funniest thing i’ve ever read lol.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:12 am
oh that is just too cute! i like him XD
August 5th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Ohh man, the lengths a boyfriend would do to impress a girlfriend and to make himself more worthy than Edward
August 5th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Ohhhhh howww perfect! That guy is a genious!!!! That is toooooo cuuuuteee!
August 5th, 2008 at 12:38 am
i dont find it that funny really.
but yes, it did make me gigle.
man, that guy is very kind.
but i think that you kaleb, are the perfect edward. :]
August 5th, 2008 at 12:59 am
awwwwww!!!!!! I wish I could find a guy like that. That’s just so cute & adorable & committed. hahaha
August 5th, 2008 at 1:01 am
LOL
August 5th, 2008 at 1:15 am
omg, that is so sweeeet!!! even though he isnt edward cullen, i still think tat that is just simply aadorable and a guy would do that!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:21 am
PWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH……………….
Ok, that was weird. Really… LOL!!
I love how boys want desperately to become as perfect as Edward.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:34 am
Aww haha that’s so sweet!! I’d love 2 find a guy like that ;D now he should go read the books so he can tell us what he thinks then haha
August 5th, 2008 at 1:55 am
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:05 am
That was a funny story!
Hey Kaleb do you watch “Late Night with Conan O’Brien?” Well I was watching it tonight and in a part of the show they were making fun of some lady in the audience for a second they showed her reading a book and unless my eyes was playing tricks on me, I could have sworn that she was reading New Moon
August 5th, 2008 at 2:14 am
That is just so sweet!
That’s as close to Edward Cullen as your gonna get.
Great job dude!
August 5th, 2008 at 2:29 am
hahaha That is sooooo cute!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 2:40 am
Oh man…. I’m soo envious..
He’s so sweet and he actually went through the mess of pouring glitter all over himself!
He also risked himself or not he would have been caught for getting into his girlfriend’s bedroom.
Way to go, man!
August 5th, 2008 at 3:35 am
AWWWWW!!!!
Such a cutie!
I wish all guys would try to be perfect for their gf^^
August 5th, 2008 at 3:42 am
That is the sweetest thing ever! I wish all guys were like that.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:20 am
That’s just sort of adorable, really.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:27 am
AWE!!! FRICKEN ADORABLE. seriously. kudos to this guy for sparkling.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Awww… That’s adorable.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:00 am
It’s not great b/c of simply the sparkling. It’s great b/c of the commitment to making his girlfriend happy. That’s great!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:05 am
What a boyfriend! I know no guys who would even care about what I was rambling on about in regards to twilight, let alone go through all that. He’s certainly a keeper and closer to Edward Cullen than most other guys out there! Thanks for sharing such an adorably romantic little story with us!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:52 am
lol so funny!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:54 am
That’s so cute. He must really like that girl ^^.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Dude! Lol! I was expecting to see glitter-covered people at the BD release party, but I espied not a one.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:36 am
That is so sweet that he would go through all that trouble to prove he is the perfect Edward. Not many guys would do that..
August 5th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Now, Mr. Anonymous, you have successfully made the commenters fall in love with you.
XD
There is one piece of advice that I treasure, and that is:
When a guy is romantically interested in you, forget what he says. Watch what he does.
In the attempt to make yourself Edward-worthy, you’ve surpassed him. Because never did Edward do anything that could be compared to pouring glitter all over himself.
Kudos to you.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:53 am
That’s so sweet! It might have looked more authentic if he had raided his sister’s makeup box for some body glitter instead, but it’s not like that matters. I’m honestly surprised that he was caring enough to ask anything about Twilight, especially what made Edward the perfect guy (unless he was planning before he asked to do soemthing like this when he go his answer). Finding a real guy as great as Edward or Jacob is difficult and almost impossible, but I’d be happy to find a guy like this.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
My eyes got all watery…good for her!
August 5th, 2008 at 9:46 am
I would totally date that guy if I wasn’t eleven, and he’s probbably, like, seventeen.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:49 am
omc!that is soooooo cute. if i had a boy friend, i’d be so happy if he did that for me! his girlfriend is really lucky she got some one like him. its also really funny how he gets a ladder and climbs through her window…. kaleb, your posts always leave me smiling after i read them!
August 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I think this story makes me “aww” because I was a teen when glitter was fashionable. (Any other girls remember glitter eyeshadow?) Mr. Anonymous not only went out on a limb (ladder?) for his girl, but he’s going to live with the ramifications for a while - glitter doesn’t come off as easily as it goes on.
I hope he likes being related to Edward - he’s going to sparkle for a while!
August 5th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah
..hahahahahahaha.
That is gold.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am
That’s adorable!!
I love it!
August 5th, 2008 at 10:52 am
That’s… that’s… uhm…
August 5th, 2008 at 11:12 am
that’s cute XD
August 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Awwwwwwwwwww! I wish I had a guy that’d do that for me! Lucky, lucky girl…
August 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am
xD adorable!!! She is lucky she found a guy willing to do that for her! so cute
August 5th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Haha, that was very cute.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:56 am
AWWWWWWW!!!!! I want a boyfriend who would do that for me *blush* Dude he IS the perfect Edward =)
August 5th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Awww, that was so cute! Your a good boyfriend, whoever you are.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
awwww….how cute! but just dont tell ur girlfriend u wont die for her.
anyways…i really hope u give kaleb ur email that way u can get a free tshirt!:D
August 5th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Awwwww. Sweetest thing ever.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
That is just about the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard
Seriously!!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
AWWW!! Thats mad cute!! AWWW!! =D *kudos* for Mr.Anonym
August 5th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Oh my god that had to be one of the most adorable things I’ve read in a long time.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I know all the reviews say this but- awww!!
I wish I could find a guy like that! *sigh*
seriously though, that is the sweetest thing ever. she must have been a little freaked out to see her boyfriend outside her window, covered in sparkles though, lol
August 5th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
awwwwwwwlllllll!!!!! What a devoted guy!!I love how he comes in through her window, just like a certain someone (Edward)I love how he sparkles too, VERY CUTE!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
that is so cute. a little corny, but really sweet. he must really like his girlfriend.
August 5th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Wow that is so cute! Any guy who would go that far to impress his girlfriend is defiantly worthy of being “Edward Perfect”. I would be SO extremely delighted if my boyfriend did something like that, but not only the sparkle thing, he climbed through her window just like Edward! I’m so jealous!
August 5th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
That is.
Freaking.
Adorable.
GAH, JEALOUS.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Awwww! What a sweet guy!
August 5th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
AWWW!!! if i had a boyfriend who did that i would me totally amazedd!!! thats sooo sweett!!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
That is sooooo sweet, and it has to be the best twilight guy story so far. We all deserve a boy friend like him. lol.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
wow.
thats awesome.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
LOLMAO
Props to him.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Awww! That girl is so lucky to have a boyfriend like him.
Best Twilight guy story yet. =)
August 5th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
that is just too sweet.
i loved this twilight guy story.
kudos to the guy who did this.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
That girl is very lucky to have him as a boyfriend. It’s hard to find people that care that much.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
That seriously has to be the sweetest thing I have every heard! To have a boy try to impress a girl that much, be that much for her… that is such an Edward move.
good job buddy!
-B-
August 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
That is such a sweet story
August 5th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
What a great story! That girl is very lucky!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
That’s so awesome!
August 5th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
AWW.
That was so cute!
And funny!
August 5th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
You know, he’ll probably read these comments with us all going “AWW HOW CUTE” and be a little freaked.
Even if it IS true.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Man, I wished some guy would do that for me
August 5th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
That’s cute! And genius! That Mr. Anonymous has officially been dubbed my hero of the day :]
August 5th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
oh! that is just too cute! ive heard of guys who just get annoyed of Twilight and Edward Cullen. Its nice to see the effort this guy puts in, that is just very sweet! He didnt even have to do too much, but its just as good! Im just happy he wasnt bashing Twilight. Very cute, that girl is lucky!
August 5th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
That’s just amazingly adorable. Like wow.
Very halarious, also. She’s so lucky…. To have someone so sweet.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
That is sooo cutttteeee.
Mr. Anon.
Make a book of adorable things to do for your gf. Put that as your number. I would personally buy that book and shove it in guys faces.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I want a sparkly guy, that is so sweet. That totally shows how much he is willing to do fer her…and Edward in training lol
August 6th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Awww, Thats so sweet! I wish a guy would do that for me! XD
August 6th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Awwwww, That is SO sweet! I wish my boyfriend would do that for me! XD But then again . . . it might be a little creepy to see him with glitter all over him. Hmm.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:13 am
How Edwardish! I mean did they talk about the whole going into her room through the window or was that coincidence?
What an awesome boyfriend!
August 6th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Awww … creepy stalker-esc window crawling, but still cute at the same time.
XD
August 6th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Thats so sweet that he would do that for his girlfriend ^^ So cute!
August 6th, 2008 at 5:00 am
THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD !
I hope your girlfriend realizes how lucky she is !
August 6th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Now if all guys could be just like you …
XD
That was just sooo sweet …
August 6th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Holy CRAP! That’s AWESOME!!!
August 6th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Thats so awesome thats so sweet too! … by the way if you make a lotion glitter combo it will say for hours I did that for Breaking Dawn midnight party and I’m still finding glitter.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I know a lot of people said that the last guy story was the best, but this one beats all. he really IS the perfect boyfriend. I hope that all these postive comments help him get over his ‘blushing’ stage and get on to the ‘give kaleb email’ stage
August 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
oh my god, i want to meet this boy!! that is the most adorable thing i have ever heard!! :]]
<33
August 6th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Awww, that’s so cute…and totally unfair, I can’t even get my boyfriend to look at Twilight let alone sparkle, lol.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Thats definately my favorite Twilight Guy story! Ohhhh! A guy who put glitter on himself and climb through a window would definately win my -almost-perfect-as-edward-boyfriend approval award!
August 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
all i can say is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ..!!!!! that is soo cute
wish my hubby can do something so sweet for me lolz but everytime he hears edward cullen he gets mad 
August 6th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Awe don’t be anonymous! That’s really cute.
August 6th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I was talking to my best friend’s cousin and he aked me out. I turned him down (because that would have been awkward), so he told me that on the Fourth of July he was going to take me to a meadow, tape sparklers all over his body, and light them so he could sparkle and be like Edward. It never happened though.
August 6th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Oh that is so CUTE.
I wish my boyfriend would do something like that.
August 6th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
aww. thats the cutest story
i wish a guy would sparkle for me. who ever u r u gf is super lucky 
August 6th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
awww too cute!!! ^_^ u are a awsome boyfriend!
August 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
ome awwwwwwwwwwwww that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!! i wish i had a bf that would do that….
August 6th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I must quote almost everyone else and say AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! OMG! I wish that a guy I knew would do this for me!!
It’s really sweet that you would put glitter all over you for her. lol
It’s kinda funny. But I bet it made her happy that you would do something like that.
Espeacially since the perfect Edwardish guy means so much to us girls. =]
August 6th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
aww. cute! I wonder if he’s given Kaleb his email yet.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:27 am
AWWWW. that is so sweet. i wish i had a boyfriend that would sprinkle himself some glitter and come through my bedroom window with a ladder just to show how he is almost perfect as Edward is and get embarrassed.
lmao.
August 7th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Mr. Anonymous, that could possibly be the sweetest thing a boyfriend has ever done for his girlfriend that he himself came up with. Smart thinking Mr.!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Aww, that’s so sweet!! This guy deserves a hug. ^_^
August 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww!
good for you annonymous dude! i wish my BF was that thoughtful.
August 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
a-freakin-dorable! i want him as my boyfriend!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
That is so sweet and so funny at the same time xD
That girl’s lucky, way to go dude =]
August 7th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
AWWW! All boys must now start acting like this guy! Now!
August 9th, 2008 at 2:01 am
That’s cute on so many levels.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:03 am
That’s got to be the cutest thing everrr :]
August 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Oh my god, that is so funny… He SPARKLES! ROTFL….
August 10th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Awwe, so cute!
August 11th, 2008 at 11:42 am
awww that is so cute, I can’t beleive you’ld do that
August 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Aww, I think that’s as close to Edward as any guy’s gonna get.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
aww, this story’s my favourite
sooo cute!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
OMJ, that is sooooo sweet!! And Cute. I can’t believe you did that. Your girlfriend must be so lucky to have you!
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
YOU ARE SO SWEET. GOD BLESS YOU!
that made my day
September 25th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I agree with all the girls, this was the best twilight guys report.
And this goes for Mr. Anonymous girlfriend does never ever tell the story to an other girl she will definitely will think of steal your boyfriend and might act on it.
and just to blend in: AWWWWWW THAT IS SO CUTE!!!
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Kawaii!!! (Japanese for CUTE!!!)