(Posted by Kaleb Nation )

My Multitude of Excuses

August 13th, 2008 at 12:03 am by Kaleb Nation

Wow, a post on Wednesday…and a new Youtube video!

In this one, I come very close to answering the eternal question: What happens when a vampire bites a gnome? Shocking!



If anybody can tell what exactly I said at :05, please tell me, because I can’t make it out either 😉 . I think I’ll work on eliminating my speed-talking in the next video.

I’ll be in the chat Wednesday night if nothing drastic keeps me away.


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60 Responses

  1. Mimi

    I don’t poke about sandwiches and subscribers in over a month… that’s what I got out of it. I’m pretty sure that’s not it though… because for one thing, it’s grammatically incorrect. I also don’t remember anything about sandwiches in previous videos… sooo… I’m pretty sure I’m wrong. But that’s my guess.

  2. Mimi

    oops jk forget that in over a month part. I watched the video and thought in the wrong order. That’s what I keep hearing though. I don’t poke about sandwiches and subscribers…

  3. nicoleface

    I heard “I know I got about 700 subscribers since my last video, but…”

    P.S. That chat is out of control.
    P.P.S DFTBA! (I heard from a bird that you’re a nerdfighter.)

  4. Jamie

    yeah i heard “I know got about 700 subscribers since my last video…”

    wait, you don’t like Edward Cullen ?????

    jk 😉

  5. Alex

    Yeah..I think it was “I know I’ve gotten about 700 subscribers…..”

    thats what I heard. xD

    haha. The video was good.

  6. Christina

    WHAT YOU DON’T LIKE EDWARD?!?!?!

    haha jk =P i like the vid, it made me laugh =D

  7. Emily C

    Yup yup, it was “I know I’ve gotten about 700 subscribers since my last video…”

    Kaleb, SHAME ON YOU! Edward is… Edward! And a BURGLAR? YOU’RE A CRIMINAL? Oh my.
    A gnompire, lovely.

    …wait you’re a nerdfighter? no waaaaaaay, oh my god! -resists urge to quote many, many inside jokes-

    Great vid, very entertaining.

  8. Athena of Forks

    I heard “I know I got about 700 subscribers since my last video, but…”

  9. Dayna

    I THINK it said “I’ve got about 700 subscribers…”

  10. Natasha

    You never stop making me laugh, Kaleb. xDD
    Keep it up!

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  12. Kaitlyn

    Your video was hilarious Kaleb, but I have to ask, why don’t you like Edward Cullen???? jk… Anyways, the new chat is awesome aside from one or two unpleasant persons who anger everyone *coughFUNSOCKScough*.

    GO GNOMEPIRES!!!!!! :)

  13. Janna

    Oh Kaleb, you should learn to speak more slowly! I come from Germany and it took a while to find out what you’re saying 😉 (I mean, even you are not quite sure what you said…)
    But, nevertheless, you made me once more laugh :)

  14. Aishah

    It was, “I know I’ve gotten about 700 subscribers…”, no doubt about it.
    The video is just as hilarious as the previous ones you’ve done.
    Nice one. :)

  15. Monica

    Yay, a new video! You should totally put a gnompire in your book. That would be awesome.
    I’ve been to the chat…mostly it’s filled with people going “OMG LOL.” There is very little Twilight discussion. Ah, well, that’s okay. Maybe I’ll pop in tonight.

  16. Jacqueline

    Haha, Mimi, I thought he said somethin about sandwiches too =P
    Only I thought he said something about sandwiched subscribers…

    LOL Kaleb. You’re a gnompire?!?!
    …Do gnompires eat carrots?
    ….What if those carrots had EYEBALLS? o.O

    Anyway, since I STILL haven’t seen you in the chat, I’ll probably be in there a bit tonight. So I’ll hopefully see you there! ^.^

  17. Annie

    I also got i know i’ve gotten about 700 blah blah blah. i don’t feel like typing. but really, this must be longer than what writing what actually said, but i don’t care. lol

  18. M.A.Estman

    Funny thing about Gnompires…I think I actually got bitten by one a few days ago…hmmm

  19. Loony_Lovegood

    Haha. funny video!
    I hope this means you won’t let cobwebs build up again? maybe?
    I might be able to come on the chat tonight… maybe!=]

  20. Cadet

    RIP Angry Character Man

    Video was funny; I liked the look on your face when you discussed the chat room. Oh, and nice shirt.

    I would also like to express my relief, and horror if what Jacqueline said is true. We can only suppose carrot are the primary diet of gnompires. And we can only hope that there are enough of them with eyes to go around.

  21. beckyness!

    I’m pretty sure you said something about getting 700+ subscribers since the last video. 😀
    You make me laugh. ^-^

  22. .xEvenescencex.

    haha Nice video… a gnomepire?? O.o

    I love the chat btw im in there almost everyday… I think i may be addicted to it…

  23. Sammy

    “I know I’ve gotten about 700 suscribers since last month…”

    haha. U r 2 funny. My friends don’t believe me though =/ they think you’re probably stupid and haven’t taken the time to check this place out. I keep badgering them about it, but… Gah. They won’t even try it!! I’m slightly frustrated lol

  24. Stephanie K.

    hahaha I got my best friend hooked on reading/watching your stuff. Once she gets her laptop, watch out. lol She’s going to attack you.

    lol I LOVE your Kermit picture behind you. =] Kermit is my favorite! I have a pair of shorts with him on them and they say, “Think Green!” They’re awesome because of Kermit AND trying to save the planet! HA! Anyway, I have a feeling I’m going to be giving my dog ANOTHER bath… Yesterday he got milk on him, today he sat on in his pee on his pee pad… Gah…

  25. andrea

    cool videoo!
    i could not understand most of it probably cause im retarded lol haha
    but umm good luck on doing that thing on your book 😀 umm also i was wondering when is your book coming out?????????

  26. Elise

    Something about sandwiches i think….

  27. JessieLynn

    I watched that part and heard something about sandwiches, so I watched it a second time and heard something about 700 youtube subscribers in a month. That seemed to make more sense to me than sandwiches. Gnompire… sounds quite interesting. I love the chat feature, which as someone pointed out, usually has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga, but haven’t seen you on it yet. I will most def. be on tonight.
    Sorry for the long comment! :)

  28. Caitlin

    Wait… you mean you’re alive?!?! I was hoping that I had subscribed to a dead person’s channel. Darn.

    Yup, you definitely said, “I know I’ve gotten about 700 subscribers since my last video…”.

    P.s. That video was so jokes. 😉

  29. Sarah

    Suuuuuure you’re not a Gnomepire, Kaleb. Just keep telling yourself that. 😛

    And honestly… I have no clue what you said at :05 O_o Just blahs to me XD

  30. Sarah

    Oh wait, its, “I know I’ve gotten about 700 subscribers since my last video, but…” Thats it =P

    And also… If you’re a gnomepire… technically you would be dead >.>

    Hehe

  31. Olivia

    A gnompire?

    wow. that would be seriously incredible.

    I think you get along with one of my friends, Kaleb. She has a gnome fetish.

    😛

  32. Brianna J.

    I know i didn’t post anything about sandwiches for subscribers in a month?

  33. Lizzie

    I’m pretty sure you said “I got about 700…” yah but I could be wrong…
    What’s a ghompire? How are they made? What’s their favorite color?
    And Email me the dang pages from your story already!

  34. edwella

    i think you said “i’ve had about …..” or “i know about…” or i know i got about …”lol…i couldnt make it out either >.<…lol…

  35. Janet H

    Kaleb, I bet you will be seeing a sharp increase in your hits now that you’ve been interview, linked and quoted on so many national venues! Congrats! Success is the bird of your paradise.
    hugz from a Twilight Mom

  36. Laura

    “I’ve had about 700 subsrcibers since m last video, but…” is what I got to. Then everything after that is all coherent.

  37. vivs

    lol. its ok kaleb we’ll be patient and wait for u to make another video and reply to emails… 😉 we know ur busy..keep up the good work on ur site!

  38. Audree

    .05: “..I’ve gotten just about…”

    ?

  39. Jaclyn

    Hey Kaleb! I’m a new poster but a frequent lurker on your website!! I always get a good chuckle whenever i visit your website-you’re hilarious!!
    loved the video and i hope you post more soon!! by the way, i have no idea what you said at :05. Something about 700 subscribers, maybe?? i don’t know!!

  40. Kaylee

    “I’ve got about 700 subscribers since my last video…”

    That’s what I heard at least.

  41. priyanka

    ha ha ha ha!:) knompire was so funny, how did you come up with that? sometimes interviews on the phone aren’t such a good idea….

  42. Katrina

    “I know I have had about 700 subscribers since my las video, but…”

    That was at :05
    and you weren’t talking too fast, so don’t worry about it. I could understand you perfectly.

  43. Sharon

    I actually understood what you said perfetly. I have 5 brothers and sisters and we all talk that fast. If we didn’t we’d never get a word in edgewise! I took a speach class last semester and my proff. was constantly deducting points for how fast I spoke… It’s a cross we both must bare… LOL. I luv you!

  44. Jenna

    You and me, Kaleb. You and me both have the same problem of talking so fast we have to ask strangers on the web what the heck we said…. 😀

  45. Mimi

    It’s a sideways gnome eating lasagna… sorta… I’m not sure how it’s going to come out since I type in one font and it comes out in another. Here goes:
    O=;
    $$

  46. Mimi

    awww it didn’t show its entire head :[

  47. Brianna

    Ha Ha Ha…that was hilarious!!! I especially loved the part about erasing characters! LOL

  48. Darcus

    I have to say that I find it very entertaining that I had the same thought as the all the other people that left comments.

    At first, I thought you said something about sandwiches. After I listened a couple more times, I got the 700 subscribers. 😛

    I am very excited about your book! It seems very interesting and as an aspiring writer, I think it’s pretty neat that I can come here (or kalebnation.com) and get some updates. 😀

    Good luck in all you do, and I very much respect the fact that you read the Twilight saga.

    Your videos entertain me. I’m subscribing to your channel on youtube.

  49. Sarah

    i thought something simmilar to the first few ideas, only i keep hearing ‘i know i’m talking about” instead of “i know i got about”…

  50. Hihi

    I think you said something like “people may think they’re subscribing to a dead person” or something like that at :07

  51. Jason

    i think you said sandwiches..

  52. Amy

    All I can say is “genius!” The video is great!!!

  53. Hebe

    Your videos are so great!
    They’re genius! xD

    Gnomepire… where did you get that from? O.o

  54. Lauren

    I think you said
    “I’ve had probably about 700 subscribers”
    at least, that’s what i heard.

  55. LaBandita

    Omg. I LOVE that picture you’ve got on the wall behind you. Give it to me!! 😀

  56. Amanda

    “I’ve probably gotten about 700 subcribers” I think. I talk really fast, too, so I can usually understand what people are saying when they talk fast. But I’m not 100 percent sure.

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