Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)

Ah well, you can't please everybody. There are even girls/women out there who hate the series... thinking that the story is lame, alongside the characters, etc. I've even read comments on Facebook groups saying how they hate how ignorant the fans of Twilight are because "it's not a real vampire story." HAHAHAHA. Welllllll... it wasn't INTENDED to be a "real vampire story." Hence, the typical vampiric traits of being allergic to garlic, etc. are deemed as mere legends. It is first and foremost, a supernatural love story. What I hate about these "haters" is how they go to the point of truly disrespecting the fans, calling us names and threatening us... ??? Like, SERIOUSLY? You're threatening me because of a BOOK(S)? Just pathetic. Whatever happened to freedom of wanting to read whatever you want to read? Whatever happened to having individuality? What happened to just reading out of simple pleasure? Seriously. DON'T tell me what to do.

That's basically what that hater was doing. Actually, he was DEMANDING you to stop reading "this shit," to "take down your website" because it's also shit, etc. So maybe I can DEMAND him to shove his d*ck up his ass, if it's even long enough to reach there? Sorry. I don't care about him hating on Twilight... he can hate all he wants. Like I said, you CAN'T please everybody. What I DON'T like is him disrespecting you like that. And I speak to all haters. Apparently, we're not allowed to have our own opinions... and if we don't agree to theirs, we'll be threatened to eat sh*t and die. LMAO. Sorry. That made me laugh. Pathetic.

ANYWAYS. Keep up the great work, Kaleb. Unfortunately I JUST found out about you through EclipseMovieOrg. By the way, impressive resume for a 21-year-old. Not that there are no 21-year-olds that can create a similar one :p Welllll.. peace, love and Twilight!

There Were Too Many Mistakes For Me To Count&I Got Lazy Lol
It's Obvious That These Guys Don't Even Bother Reading At All

Wow this is probably a total of about 1,000, 011, considering the last "mAJOR FIAL." I hope I wasn't cursed/diagnosed with the disease of overusing the term "FIAL!" -Sigh-

Clucking out! :]

ok,so that person has some issues.None of your haters can spell either.lol.
well,i think its cool that a guy is reading the book. even if it is just for and experiment of whatever.

good luck with your site. :]

For this one, 10. He spelled Stephenie's name wrong! These are so funny. :)

nine -_-

NINE!WOW I can't believe he/she had the guts to send that! Someone needs to wash his/her mouth out with soap! (Sorry if my grammar's incorrect [should he/she, his/her, be they, their?] I really should know that, we JUST learned it before spring break...pathetic I know). ANYWHO, YOU ROCK (as usual)! FAREWELL!

I got 11...
*Fail*

Kitty
xzx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! .....*ahem*....wow....

I don't need a shirt. That was enough of a treat. Thanks for sharing, Kaleb!
And thanks GJ and D for being so entertaining!

i got 10, 9 if you dont count the spelling on stephenie's name 8 if you dont count the missing space in areal man

Hate mail is hilarious! They're making themselves look so ignorant it's not even funny. I wouldn't bother counting mistakes, there's probably too many coming from the peanut factory. Like they say small things please small minds. Really? Who takes the time to sit down a type a e-mail that makes everyone else laugh and completely misses the target to make others feel bad. Lehoo-Zeyher (loser people loser), these haters really have no friends, no life. Kaleb you're my idol, you're so right not letting them get to you, they're not worth it.

11. massive fail.

Well, I got ten, including Stephenie's name being spelt wrong. I'm actually really nervous now, I don't want to leave a comment and find out I made spelling mistakes as well. To top it off, my fear has grown worse after the dreaded squiggly red line just appeared under Stephenie's name.
I hope I got it right: spelling and answer included.

I counted 7, but it could be that it's 1:15am and I'm more asleep than awake.

You know, it's funny how they hate you yet know so much about you!

I say whatever to them and YOU ROCK!

I counted 8 SPELLING mistakes. I tried counting the grammar too, just for fun, and wound up with 36 (and that was being lenient). ;) I'm a grammar nut--this pains my eyes. *shudders at the knowledge that this is the shortened version*

:) Kaleb, I commend your amazing attitude towards this ridiculousness!

I'm probably too late to enter the contest, but oh well. I will try anyway.

So first of all, why does this site make people so pissed? I mean, it's a GREAT site. People just need to shut up for once.

Okay, so on to the contest.

The "your" in the beginning could be counted as either a grammar or spelling mistake. [it's supposed to be "you're"]. Okay. So there are 7 spelling mistakes. And a random "2" in the third paragraph. [not counting the first line]

There are probably too many grammar mistakes to possibly count. Idiot.

I'm an anti, and I laughed like crazy at this shit.

I caught 7 mistakes. :]
whatta fool!

Hmmm, I only caught 9 spelling errors... that is a major flal.

I have no idea if this is still going or not, but I caught nine; I caught ten if you count the misspelling of Stephenie Meyer's name.
Kaleb, you rock!

Well, fRIst off, what the "cluck-cluck" does this person think? That bitching makes them special or something? They just went on about you thinking you're so great because you blog about a book, and all they can do to prove themselves is bitch? Nice. I think they deserve an EPIC FAIL!

Kaleb, I would be besties with you in a heartbeat (in a total not creepy way). People who slam you are on crack. I'd like to see them run two websites, and a youtube account and a BlogTV account and edit a book and write a new one and compose music to go along with the first book and go to college. I'm in college, and I think if I took anything else on I would explode from pure stress. You deserve my very lofty award of Ultimate Kudos. Keep on rockin' ;)

So, If this were happening in the real world and not cyberspace, I would choose Kaleb Nation over these boozoos anyday! I am sure most women would agree with me. Feministic rant:

It is horrid males like these patronizing pigs that is the reason why I have willing choosen a single life for my whole teenage years. You expect females to dress a certain way and act below your intelligence level to boast your own ego. Well if you are going to impress me with your "superior male intelligence" then please actually possess some measure of brain activity. D. and GJ, start making your own sandwhiches and please read a piece of literature. Stop embarrasing yourselves on this site.

Kaleb, please keep up the good work. Can't wait to read your book and future posts! Much Love!

I agree with Tianna(#440)

GJ and D SUCK!!(in many different ways) There are more guys who love Twilight then who hate it. I am one who loves it. Dont like it, dont give a d***. (D and GJ Suck. Just had to say it)

i found 10 spelling mistakes... ha ha ..i find it funny that some guys think that they are gonna find a girl with that attitude...lol...i will only date guys who read twilight! :)

My brain hurts from reading such stupidity. And that is not something that happens often.

I found 8 actual spelling mistakes. 10 if you count thing (supposed to be think) and inspire (supposed to be aspire). As for grammar and other errors...I'm not even going to go there.

Fourteen. Discluding Grammar.
Amazing how people never learn, isn't it?

I trully hope that that chicken will be eaten by the farmer. Merry Christmas, farmer!

Man, I love this guy. Him and GJ, they are an awesome pair! Hopefully some more people like them (well, at least ones that can spell decently or have gramatical sense) can actually speak their mind! Thank you D, and GJ, for your glorious contributions to the epicness of being anti-anything!

-Jasteno Daniels

Wow...
This guy must have little man syndrome and a little wenus...

Otherwise he might have a life....

lame.

I counted 9. YOU ROCK KALEB!!!

(Correction.) Eye tihnk tis muron iz u toatal wetard. du you agree with me?

Eye tihnk tis muron iz U toatal wetard. du u agree with me.

Wow. Im only a kid, and I write better than these geeks. Oh wait, geeks know how to spell. I guess a more appropriate name for these guys is 'COMPLETE MORON'. They need to go back to school, or the dark pit in (cluck) they came from.
You can't tell me you don't agree with that.

I counted nine spelling mistakes, by the way.

i counted 20. [including capitalization]

but really, how can we know, because you took out the swears, and if this dude is as terrible at typing as i am, they will be misspelled, too. well, most of them will be, anyways.

[woohoo! 3 sentences without a single error!]

I counted nine spelling errors, and two occasions in which he used the wrong word. (Inspire-Aspire;"So cool as"-As cool as). Before I started reading these books, I expected them to be complete and utter crap. I picked up my sister's copy of Twilight out of curiosity and read the first chapter. Then something amazing happened..... I didn't want to put it down. I couldn't put it down. I am not gay, contrary to what many of my peers have said since I started taking the books to school. In truth, I talk to- and flirt with- more girls than I did before. These books are great, and I can honestly say that I haven't been this attached to a series since the first three Harry Potter books. I think that what happened with Midnight Sun is a tragedy, and though I am not an author, I am an artist and I know how one's mood influences one's art. I love your site- though I'm a little jealous that I didn't think of it first- and I think it's great that they're is someone out there to let people know that these aren't just chick books. The way I see them is that there is just enough romance for the girls to gush over, yet just enough action/suspense to allow guys to read them without being gay.

Thanks for being our voice,
Patrick L.
Fellow Twilight Guy

Time to get out the bread crumbs and make some fried chicken.

9 mistakes!!!!!!!

I can't believe he said that... what a dummy can't even spell!

i believe I got 8 spelling mistakes, including inspire, areal, and stephenie.

OHK.
i really want a t-shirt!!!
and i counted 12.
yup! twelve.

very strong guess its twelve. VERY very haha.

I believe he had nine(9) spelling mistakes.

It is so good that you can just laugh this kind of idiotic negativity off. Obviously his IQ is equivalent to the number of swear words he knows. :)

What a rotten egg...

ohh and i think there are 8 spelling errors :)

HAHA wow you really are awesome :) i wish i could sit down and read everything you did. This is so funny... chicken scratches hehe and umm, why would you send him a shirt if he was being mean to you? i'd send him a cd with the chicken song on it! haha

I counted 9. but thay was just spelling. hope these dint bring you down, k. I love 'em, they are so funny! Why would guys notread twilight? Thats like, instant bf material

I found 11
I say let's eat the damn chicken...rooster.. thing >:D

I counted eight spelling errors, one word that was spelled right but used incorrectly ("your" instead of "you're") and I'm pretty sure he meant "aspire" instead of "inspire".
So eight if you don't count those two, ten if you do.
He's an idiot.

I counted 10 with Stephenie's name spelled wrong. (she said in her rambling bio (Stephen+ie=me) dur) And I am a girl and a guy who reads Twilight gets maaaaajor points in my book.

And I would loove a guy like Edward you stupid D person!

Buahaha! Nine.

The idiot.

Real Men Read Twilight!!! >8D They're smart enough to do so... reading Twilight, according to real girls that I'm quoting, brings guys to a "whole new level of cool". xD

I'm going to pull a Liz (#183) by rewriting the whole thing, with corrected grammar - syntax (which will include all misuse of words, as well as lack of coherence and frequent use of a certain word, among other things), punctuation, and spelling - so that it's cognitive. Then I'll put up the number of mistakes. Yay... this should be fun! ;)

So first all I want to say is that you suck.
[Corrected version: "So, first, all I want to say is that you suck." Yep, a comma between "so" and "first", and another comma between "first" and "all". In hindsight, I find this sentence particularly hilarious. If this was all he wanted to say, why did he continue on with this absolutely ridiculous monologic rubbish? TALLY OF MISTAKES - Punctuation: 2; General Stupidity: 5]

Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why.

[Okay, I was going to be lenient, but I've changed my mind. I can't fix these sentences, since technically they're correct, but I'll attack his general language skills anyway. In his first sentence, he asks a question - and then says he knows the answer in his second sentence! I know several people who've done this before, and it drives me crazy every time. If you know the answer, why bother asking the question? *sigh* I'm also going to count his usage of expletives, since it shows his lack of decent vocabulary... poor guy. TALLY OF MISTAKES - General Stupidity: 6; Obscene Language: 1]

Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool.

[My brain just had a haemorrhage. Firstly, I don't get the first part of this sentence: "Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s...". WHAT?! I can't correct it, since I don't know what he means. He's so incoherent...! Then, he uses the word "and" three times - foolish! He also manages to misspell the word "you're", which is not only a spelling error, but also a punctuation error, and misspells the word "think". so, here is my attempted Corrected Version: "Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s. You're up here and all you do is read a stupid book and think you are so cool." TALLY OF MISTAKES - Obscene Language: 2; Spelling: 2; Punctuation: 1; Syntax: 2 (for the incoherence and the frequent use of "and"); General Stupidity: 20]

Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than...

[unintelligible chicken scratches]

[Okay. He firstly forgets his commas between "well" and "I" and between "you" and "anybody". There should be another comma between "book" and "and", as well. Plus, he says, "...ONE (cluck-cluck) of a better ONE.." which once again doesn't make sense. He obviously doesn't read through his work. I'll count repetition as syntax, shall I? His use of swear words is appalling - I changed it to "heck". Corrected Version: "Well, I tell you, anybody can read a book, and one heck of a better than..." TALLY OF MISTAKES - Punctuation: 3; Syntax: 1; Obscene Language: 1; General Stupidity: 50)

and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think ...

[farmer's tractor rolls by]

[Whew. What a mouthful. His main error in this passage is his lack of CAPITAL LETTERS at the beginning of sentences. We see this from the first 3 sentences, and the 5th sentence. I wonder if he went to 1st Grade? Plus, his sentence, "a total (bawk)." shouldn't even be a sentence on it's own, but should rather be joined to the previous sentence by a dash. As if that weren't enough, there are four offensive words - let's call them OW's - in said passage, he managed to make the fatal error of not capitalising the "E" in "Edward", he misspelt the words "he" and "anybody", he left out the comma between "is" and "idiot" as well as the comma between "book" and "stupid", and he used the word "so" instead of the word "as" in his sentence, "you are not so cool as you think.." (which should technically end in "you are", as well..) I saved the best for last - he used the word "inspire" instead of "aspire"! Oh, my dainty socks! It is just too bawking hilarious, friends.. Corrected Version: "And give me a (bawk)ing break. Any guy like Edward is a (bawk) - a total (bawk). If you aspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like he is, idiot. Anybody can read a book, stupid, you are not as cool as you think you are..." TALLY OF MISTAKES: Punctuation: 8; Obscene Language: 4; Spelling: 2; Syntax: 3; General Stupidity: 100]

Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you're too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or ...

[cows moo in bored tones]

[Wow. Did he really go on longer than this? Incredible. Let's continue. First of all, he manages, like the moron he is, to spell Stephenie's name wrong, excluding the fact that he fails to capitalise it. Another 3 OW's make their appearance, and a random 2 appears out of thin air. In his clause, "Or what did your mom..." he makes another two errors. Firstly, if this sentence was to make sense AT ALL, he wouldn't have included the "what" - so that's a mark in the syntax book. Even so, his use of "what" means that he should have had a comma in between "or" and "what" as well as in between "what" and "did"... but he didn't! *gasp* :D I don't understand his use of the word "probably" in the middle of a sentence, either - that's another syntax mark. Then - I present to you the funniest mistake. He asks, "did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you..?" *ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you... did his girlfriend or probably his mom make him what, exactly? Now, since we are advanced like that, we assume that he means Kaleb's girlfriend or probably his mom made him READ THE BOOK. But does he say that, folks? Does he? Nope. Of course, to top it all off, he combines the words "a" and "real" to form a new word - "areal"! Hah. What I really want to know, though, is this: what did he threaten to do to you? Tell your mom? Pester you forever and ever? Oh, I do hope it's the last one! I'd just love to edit all of his rubbish for entertainment purposes :D Corrected Version: Is Stephenie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)? Or did your girlfriend or your mom make you read the book and you're too (bawk-bawk) to be a real guy? Grow up or I'll tell Mom!" TALLY OF MISTAKES: Spelling: 2; Punctuation: 3; Syntax: 4; Obscene Language: 3; General Stupidity: 5 000.]

so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care...1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book [...] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL!

[farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast]
D. (no last initial given)

[Hmm. It's the last paragraph! Let's see how many mistakes I can tally up in this one. "so" should be capitalised; there should be a comma between "so" and "like", as well as between "promised" and "here", and between "you" and "if"; new lines should be entered for every new number, which is a total of 3 syntax marks; there should be full stops between each number and each point, which is 3 punctuation points; there should be a capital letter at the beginning of each point, which is ANOTHER 3 punctuation points; there should be a semi-colon in between "site" from point 1 and the number 2, and there should be a comma between the "and" from point 2 and the number 3, which is ANOTHER 2 punctuation points; the words "because" and "first", which I, for one, learned in 1st Grade, are misspelt, adding up to 2 spelling errors; there are 3 OW's, and the "mAJOR fIAL" part is completely ridiculous, with a mark against syntax and a mark against spelling for the corruption of the word "fail".
Corrected Version: "So, like I promised, here are my directions for you, if you even care...
1. Take your site;
2. Shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (because that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the first place) and,
3. Shut up and read a real vampire book. [...] *mumbles on about failure, most probably regarding his own, in regards to trying to get his point across*

[farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast]
D. (no last initial given)" TALLY OF MISTAKES: Spelling: 3; Punctuation: 12; Syntax: 4; Obscene Language: 3; General Stupidity: 10 000 000]

So, here is the total amount of mistakes:

SPELLING: 9
PUNCTUATION: 29
SYNTAX: 14
OBSCENE LANGUAGE: 14
GENERAL STUPIDITY: 10 005 181

TOTAL (without General Stupidity): 66
TOTAL (with General Stupidity): 10 005 247


THE END! :)

10. I found 10.

Ok, I understand that he has a right to voice his opinion, but do it with dignity. And he's the idiot for not being able to spell a simple word like 'fail', I mean, what is wrong with him?? My 5-year-old brother knows how to spell that word, for crying out loud!! And what is it with all the swearing?? It's kinda sad, really.

Oh, and you do NOT call Edward and idiot. I understand that he has a right to post his opinion but he will NOT insult the wonderful Edward Cullen!!If he doesn't like Twilight, than he should find something productive to spend his time with instead of bashing real men who actually like the Twilight series. 'Cause I know a lot of my boy calssmates love it as much as we do!!!!!!

I counted nine.

I'm not sure why guys are so against reading a book about vampires and romance. So what? It's not going to make you any less of a man if you pick one up and like it. Hahah.

"So first all I want to say is that you suck.

Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your(you're) up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing(think) you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva(of a?) better one than...

[unintelligible chicken scratches]

and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire(aspire?) to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe(he) is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so(as) cool as you think ...

[farmer's tractor rolls by]

Is stephanie(STEPHENIE, this one bugs me, I also have a name noone can spell have some r-e-s--p-e-c-t) Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you're too (bawk-bawk) to be areal(a (space) real) guy? Grow up or ...

[cows moo in bored tones]

so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care...1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist(first) place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book [...] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! (fail)

[farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast]
D. (no last initial given)"


there's my corrections. I think this entire letter is a "major fial" matter of fact it may qualify as "epic FAIL"

hi gys i'm gona post ninee spelng erors i'm a twilite reding guy pleze send me a shrt!

Oh and I really want a shirt please ;D i'm counting about 20 spelling/grammar errors probably wrong though..

I wonder how many times he's gotten dumped because his girlfriend found out what a true man ,like Edward, is :D
Oh an Debra (#39) haha that's probably his version of a vampire book but judging by his writing, I wonder if he can even read it haha

yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL!
good one haha :DD

i just spent $100 on a whole bunch of twilight teez and sweaters, so i dont really need more.....and i start school on monday, so i'll leave grammer until then. sorry!! hehe
good luck guys! :-)

nine mistakes, but i'm a bit too lazy to list them all out as clearly you've seen them all before this...

teehee. :D

Well, it really depends on how you count them....

There could be 36 or 10 or 3 or 7...it depends on what you count, but those are the only four numbers that could be considered, so depending on what you would put as a "spelling mistake", it is one of the above mentioned numbers.

BTW: I think you are great Kaleb, and you are the one who convinced my guy friend to read Twilight, so I thank you :D

-Emma

9, with Stephenie spelled wrong.


Is this guy related to GJ? They both seem to have the same IQ....

Kaleb--I found 8 spelling errors, but the grammar and other errors in this letter are equally disturbing. I am probably older than most readers of your site (I'm 33), but I love Twilight and your great site...you are so funny! I do worry about the young students today--if this is an example of what they teach in the schools, I am grateful to homeschool my own children even more! Keep up the good work!

8 spelling mistakes

I found nine SPELLING errors although he had many more grammar errors.
1. your should be you're
2. thing should be think
3. hhe is, obviously, he
4. anbyody should be anybody
5. stephanie (<-GRR!) is Stephenie
6. areal just needs the space
7. becuase should be because
8. frist is first
9. fial should be fail but in the context of the sentence makes absolutely no sense. Failure maybe?
This guy is a moron.
Spell check, buddy, ever heard of it? These are like first grade vocabulary words.

LOL. what a complete moron!

i counted ten in all
please pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's 7 spelling mistakes
I think that someone needs to take a nap! LAME

I counted 8 spelling errors including Stephenie's name. I don't think "uva" is a spelling mistake because I think it's meant to be part of a swear word.

WOW, I really can't believe this guy! He's just proven that you are so popular, that he had to check it out himself! Now, he's jealous! Even worse, he knows who Edward is! That says a lot! I bet he's some jealous boyfriend. Seriously though, I wonder if he was drunk when he wrote to you, because just this portion doesn't make sense. Like, if he wants you to take him somewhat seriously, write a proper email and use spell check. that's what it's there for. Now, after making an even bigger fool of himself, he just made you even more famous, just by sending this silly email. Think about it, if he sent a formal, well-written email, you'd have nothing to poke fun at (maybe!)... wow, unbelievable.

I got 7...
Though, its hard not to correct the grammar or spelling. I think the you would include "uva" in the "don't correct the language" category.
Oh well.
Some people...

Someone should really tell D and GJ about spell check. I remember back in the day when I had to proof read everything.

Since I can't return the letter marked up with red ink, here is my corrected list for D:

1) your - you're
2) thing - think
3) insipre - aspire (I had a hard time with this one...did he spell it wrong, or simply use the wrong word?)
4) hhe - he
5) anbyody - hahahaha...that takes talent...
6) stephanie - stephenie (as an Annah who often gets junk mail for Anna, I can relate)
7) areal - a real
8) frist - first
9) fial - fail

Eh.. I'm to lazy to count the mistakes, haha. But everyone is saying nine, so let's go with that. ;o

lol, don't you love hate mail? Especially when it's from people with a very limited vocabulary?

And now my eyes are bleeding.

Nine mistakes, I believe, including his misspelling of Stephenie's name (which results in an epic fIALure)

what a (chicken noise) lol. kaleb, don't listen to this jerk. he doesn't know anything and he's messing with the wrong fandom! anyway, I counted ten including mispelling SM's name, if that counts.

Haha, I always like reading these. These people are so stupid, it makes my day. ^_^

I counted 11 mistakes.

well...my count depends on what you're counting as spelling and what as grammar.

I got 7 words that were spelled wrong - but 3 words were either the wrong word (your, inspire) or needed a space (areal)

But I think these guys are hilarious. I bet either they're in league with each other or just the same guy using a different initial.

I counted 10...lol, but dude like these people...they anger me extremely.I hope to Jesus i never meet someone like this, because i will have to shove my fist into their face. Yea i will do it. Im not a talk, and not do it person, i will do what i say ima do. yea im from the south...lol.

7. Wow. What a waste of time. That guy needs to get a productive hobby.

I counted 9. All the mistakes in this burn my eyes badly... lol!

how can you spell fail wrong!?!??! And if he hate's it SO much why is he even on your website!?!???!?!

I love how a bunch of people are counting his mistakes and making their own on the comments! LOL I find it funny!

I counted nine not including the capitalization errors!! If you include those then there are twenty I think! I like t-shirts!

11

lol, 'uva' means 'grape' in spanish.
;D.

yes, Kaleb you 'thing' you're so cool, cause he could read a better book, even a grape one!

wooh.

I got nine mistakes, including the areal guy, StephAnie, and inspire. Jeez, these are funny! *images bored cows mooing*

10....haha wow "inspire"?? is that a spelling or grammar mistake? sheez...
Then it would be 10 counting the fact that the word preceding "uva" plus "uva" is not in the average english dictionary...

I got 7.

i caught seven spelling mistakes, and kaleb , once again,don't listen to this guy, he should reallu shove his insults up his own cluck!

Oh yah and HE. SPELLED. STEPHENIE. WORNG!!!!!! (balking) (balker)(bleeping) JERK!

I counted 7, but there are more if you count the incorrect use of words, such as "inspire" it should be "aspire".
Idiots like that need to go get a life, if they hate the book and Kaleb so much then why are they browsing the site and enraging the fans, or making them want to do something you know they wouldn't like (lol like putting them in a dress and make up, while reading a very girly book to them and take pictures of them... that some how get mailed to their friends...)Go watch nascar or something, leave Twilight and Kaleb alone!

10. If you count using your instead of you're.

I just found your site and it really cracks me up!!
Thanks!

I found 9 mistakes.

Nine mistakes

Don't be like that... i've read all jurassic park, bourne (by ludlum only), half covet-number one, hp, and i still read twilight saga.. so whats wrong?

Oops, that's nine spelling mistakes in my previous post. How coincidental. Too many typos, too early in the morning. Please don't count this as a second entry. I just wanted to point out that I should've fixed my spelling.

I tihnk there are nine speeling mistakse. Peeple like this are just so annoyning. He really was waasting his time. These peeple are just ignorint. He just doesn't know how many peeple he'd have at his house if they found out about this. *raises eyebrows*

Well, that gave me a bit of a headache having to count them.

I'm pretty sure ten as well ... hope it works ... my gf wants a tshirt :)

I'm pretty sure I counted ten :)

I can't even read it again to count the number of mistakes. My head is aching and I feel a good 10 brain cells less than a few minutes ago. I could try it to win a T for my daughter....but I think I'll just spend the money. I'm glad to see you would rather "laugh" at the hate mail than respond; however, by posting this piece of dribble you are sort of responding. hehe

I counted 7...what an idiot this guy is.


P.S.-PLEASE PICK ME :)

Thats the funniest thing I have read today lol. To think that he actually had the time to waste by going to ur websites and posting something like this, although he obviously did not even try to read though this, is so funny I couldnt stop laughing. lmao He must have gotten in a huge fight with his girlfriend or something about the book and had to take it out on him. This is priceless and it pretty much shows that this guy probably has not picked up a book since grade school because his grammer is just absolutely atrocious. lol But i think it is awesome that a guy is reading the book and I think it will make for great "research" lol. Good Luck

umm i think 9 mistakes.

haha he's missing out on an awesome twilighteez t-shirt