Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)
August 15th, 2008 by Kaleb Nation
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So first all I want to say is that you suck.
Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a book and one (cluck-cluck)uva better one than... [unintelligible chicken scratches] and give me a (bawk)ing break. any guy like edward is a (bawk). a total (bawk). If you inspire to be like him you are just a (bawk-bawk)head like hhe is idiot. anbyody can read a book stupid, you are not so cool as you think ... [farmer's tractor rolls by] Is stephanie Meyer paying you to (bawk-bawk) out this (cluck-cluck)?2 Or what did your girlfriend or probably your mom make you and you're too (bawk-bawk) to be areal guy? Grow up or ... [cows moo in bored tones] so like I promised here are my directions for you if you even care...1 take your site 2 shove it up your (bawk-bawk)ing (cluck-cluck) (becuase that is where all this (cluck-cluck) came from in the frist place) and 3 shut up and read a real vampire book [...] yOU aRE mAJOR fIAL! [farmer begins to wonder what to have for the Christmas Feast] D. (no last initial given) |
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Yes, he really did spell ‘Fail’ wrong at the end. It was like a cherry topping this delightful ice cream sundae.
Finally, a new hater other than GJ: and with nearly the same skills and vocabulary! He rambled on for quite a while more, but that’s the best-of. The most unfortunate thing is he sent it in from my other website: which means he actually spent time exploring my other pages… 
As usual, I would give him a shirt, but I don’t think he will give me his address (his email address was obviously fake as well, as all it was was a bunch more…chicken noises 
). So, I will be giving his t-shirt to a randomly selected person who COMMENTS on this post with the number of SPELLING MISTAKES (not any of the swearing or grammar, just spelling mistakes). The t-shirt comes from TwilightTeez.com, and if you haven’t seen their site, go check out their cool stuff!
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August 15th, 2008 at 12:12 am
nine
August 15th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Just spelling? Then nine, including spelling Stephenie wrong which is the epitome of fIAL.
DFTBA!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I caught 10!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:21 am
I was almost scared to read it again to count. I got about 7. But I think I lost IQ points. It doesn’t quite seem worth it.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:21 am
I counted 7, unless you mean left out using the wrong word and forgetting the existence of the space bar, then it’s 9… but i really do want to count all his grammatical errors as well… ap english did teach me something, it seems….
August 15th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Just found your site and have determined that you are AWESOME.
And, I believe I found 10 spelling mistakes.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I got 9 including the misspelling of Stephenie’s name and “areal” guy. Wow, I can’t believe he actually had the nerve to send that! Oh well, I really needed a good laugh after a bad day and that helped!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Nine. I counted Stephenie, because that is technically wrong.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am
i believe that i caught 10 spelling errors…
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am
11
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Well, that was quite a rude letter. It looks like he should spend his time doing something productive.
I found 9 spelling errors - I think. The part “and your up here” didn’t make sense even with a “you’re” to replace the your. So that was a bit of a question for me. Let me know if you want the list I found.
I like your site very much. He sounds better to me.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:30 am
I MEANT to say BITTER (not better) wow all that misspelling rubbed off. (What a BAD typo on my part.)
August 15th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Wow. He ‘fials’ at spelling and grammar. There are nine spelling mistakes.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:35 am
there is 10 spelling mistakes.
and like a million other mistakes, like hating on the most amazing person EVER.
so he can go (cluck-cluck) on his own time.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:36 am
9 spelling mistakes!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:38 am
ok, i can understand misspelling stephenie since it isn’t the traditional spelling, but “fial”? *shakes head* anyways, pretty sure there’s 9 spelling mistakes.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:38 am
WOW!
Another one? Seriously? haha well Kaleb u R POPULAR!
lol
well I’m not going into what an idiot he is because I’d be wasting more times on these imbeciles haha.
and I counted nine but I’m probably wrong since I suck myself but at least I sound smart while doing it lol ^__^
August 15th, 2008 at 12:39 am
I counted 8, but I could be wrong as some of the letter was unintelligible. I find it interesting that he would have the gall to call you an idiot when he clearly publicises to the world that he cannot spell the simplest of words. The vulger language also adds to the whole “he’s an idiot theme” because only people who have a limited vocabulary resort to using profanity as they have no other way to express ideas. I do hope he enjoys reading all of these comments.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:41 am
I found 9 spelling mistakes in the letter. Wow, that person needs to go back to basic spelling class in… what? forth grade? And perhaps read a book before he says anyone can read, might help his grammer too. hehe.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:41 am
i got 7… (including the mispelling of stephenie)
if he thinks reading twilight is a waste of time then why did he go to the site in the first place?
August 15th, 2008 at 12:46 am
I got 8 spelling mistakes
August 15th, 2008 at 12:48 am
i think i got 8
August 15th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Oh man, I got 10 mistakes!
I guess you can’t blame him too much, being outdone by a fictional character is sure to bruise a couple egos as well as someone’s spelling ability.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Lol, I got 9 spelling mistakes…Kinda makes you think why these guys are so bitter, I bet their girlfriends (if they could get one in the first place being that idiotic and vulgar) left their sorry butts for something better once reading Twilight and your site (because you’re awesome even if you are too young and I’m married). I would really like to know if these people can, in fact, read a book as this guy said everyone can, because I’m under the impression that they can’t because they obviously don’t know how to pick up a dictionary and at least spell things right in a letter they’re trying to sound superior in. I just love how stupid people can make themselves sound and look when they think they’re better than someone else. (I’m a cashier/customer service worker so I see people do that a lot) Ok, all done now. =)
August 15th, 2008 at 12:59 am
9!
lol, oh wow.
“uva”?
Some…Ugh,if you’re going to state your opinion, do it with dignity. Don’t just throw insults and make a fool of yourself.
But way to go! One of the first indications of becoming famous-ish is getting a few insulting letters, haha.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:00 am
nine
August 15th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Well, if you mean real, actual spelling mistakes…there are six. (I didn’t count Stephanie as wrong because that is the traditional way to spell it.) Also, I didn’t count ‘areal’ either because that is more a grammatical error than a spelling mistake. Reading this email; I have to say, I was appalled. I am, (what do you call it?) The grammar nazi. Like that woman in the third Series of Unfortunate Events book. If I see a grammatical or spelling error, I HAVE to point it out or fix it, no matter who it belongs to. It’s my pet peeve. So I believe I got these right.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:03 am
I counted 8 mistakes!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:03 am
And I actually just re-read my first post and see an error…ugh that’s going to bug me for awhile…
August 15th, 2008 at 1:06 am
I counted nine mistakes as well. I loved your comments like “farmers tractor rolls by” and “cows moo in bored tones”. I’m a guy, and my friend recommended the books to me and her boyfriend told her about them. I think the saddest part of this ordeal is to see just how badly the school system has failed him. And is it just me, or does anybody get the feeling that he isn’t just opposed to reading the “Twilight” Saga, it is more any book with no pictures and 12 font words that he is scared of?
August 15th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Wow…that was insightful *heavy sarcasm*
I think there were nine spelling mistakes, but I’m not completely clear on what is or isn’t a spelling mistake.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:09 am
haha, geez.
i found 9, not counting words used incorrectly (inspire? maybe aspire…)
ranters should really use spell-check.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:09 am
I caught 9
And wow, what a rude person, I am also a guy, and the 7 girls in my class forced me to read Twilight by use of blackmail, and I am so grateful I read it, it is such an amazing series!
He is Major Fail!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:17 am
i counted 9.
don’t you find it hilarious that this guy took the time to come to your site, browse it (most likely) and write hate mail with such bad grammar. some people!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:17 am
LOLMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
D. is “mAJOR fIAL!”
Oh man, tyvm “D.”, I just had the greatest chuckle!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Another one, eh? The title of this post is so fitting… Some guys never learn!
Anyway, I counted nine spelling mistakes, including spelling Stephenie wrong. How dare he?! Oh, wait, he doesn’t care!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:20 am
Oh man, I just saw something else, does this guy know what punctuation is? Hate to tell the guy, but there is more than just periods and question marks. Oh, and what is a “real vampire book”? There are so many different myths about vampires that I’d like to know what his idea of one is. Oh, I know…
[IMG] images/1/1a/Thecountsnumberparade.jpg [/IMG]
August 15th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Ahahaha! I didn’t ever expect to see ANOTHER farm animal around here….. This place is getting to be a real zoo, no? What with the bears, chickens, donkeys, and wolves…… *chuckles* People never fail to shock me. Such rudeness! At least it was amusing, though. I’m not even going to TRY to count the mistakes, let’s just call it “Train-Wreck-Worthy”.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Ugh, ok, the picture post didn’t work like on some other sites, so here’s the link to what I’ve come to think is this guys idea of a real vampire book…
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/1/1a/Thecountsnumberparade.jpg
August 15th, 2008 at 1:22 am
8
August 15th, 2008 at 1:24 am
9
August 15th, 2008 at 1:24 am
I’m going to say nine. That includes misspelling Stephenie’s name.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Seven.
Not nearly as many as GJ did. Disappointing.
Still, I laughed so hard. Let’s see if he does a follow-up like GJ. That’d be entertaining. =]
August 15th, 2008 at 1:25 am
i think it is 10
August 15th, 2008 at 1:30 am
I caught 10!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:34 am
wow. the NERVE of some people.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:34 am
i counted 8
August 15th, 2008 at 1:40 am
I counted 9 errors.
D should stop being a COW-ard (lmao, I can make farm animal jokes!)by hidind behind fake e-mail adresses. Also, he shouldn’t waste his time sending you hate mail while he could be going to summer school!
Kaleb, you’re awesome!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:42 am
hmmmm i’ll go with 10. maybe 11 if you “helluva” should be “hell of a.” Which I do, so final answer: 11.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:43 am
I’m getting 9 if we’re going by the loosest guidelines. However, if we’re only going with straight up spelling mistakes (not just typing errors — like failing to use the space bar — or using the wrong word or using the wrong version of “you’re”) then I get 4. And only 3 if you don’t count the misspelling of Stephenie.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:55 am
There’s 9 (If i counted correctly):
1. ‘thing’ - I believe it’s meant to be “think”
2. your - should be you’re
3. uva
4. hhe
5. stephanie *gasp* hey! He spelt stephenie wrong.
6. areal
7. becuase
8. frist
9. fIAL - haha
August 15th, 2008 at 2:06 am
I say 8 and what a moron.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Wow, this guy has serious issues. He needs his own life.
I counted 12, but I might’ve miscalculated.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:02 am
your = you’re
thing = think
hhe = he
anbyody = Anybody
stephanie = Stephenie
areal = a real
becuase = because
frist = first
fIAL = fail
But if you count lack of capitalization (based off of his horrid punctuation)
and = And
any = Any
a = A
so = So
take = Take
shove = Shove
shut = Shut
yOU = You
aRe = are
mAJOR = major
So in total: 19.
20 if you count uva, which is slang and not correct English.
I know I can’t win anything. I just like to do this stuff for fun.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Ah, what a pleasant guy.
Though the chicken/farm noises you edited in did make it pretty darn hilarious.
Nine spelling errors?
August 15th, 2008 at 4:03 am
Nine, excluding grammatical errors (I’m looking at ‘your’) and including the misspelling of Stephenie’s actual name.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:23 am
This is horrible… again !
Ow well, at least it gives me a shot at winning a marvelous T-shirt ! As most here, my bet is on 9 spelling errors.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:03 am
First count I got 7, second count I got 9 so that will be my bet
Must admit it wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be, but then again English is my second language.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:30 am
01. you’re (sp)
02. think (sp)
03. Well, I (comma)
04. uva (?, sp)
05. And (capital/sp)
06. Any (capital/sp)
07. Edward (capital/sp)
08. A (capital/sp)
09. he (sp)
10. Anybody (capital/sp)
11. stupid. You (punctuation and capital/sp)
12. Stephenie (two mistakes in one word, capital and sp)
13. 2 (?; what is that number doing there?)
14. what (”what” doesn’t belong here)
15. a real (sp)
16. So (capital/sp)
17. because (sp)
18. first (sp)
19. You (capital/sp)
20. are (capital/sp)
21. major (capital/sp)
22. fail (capital/sp)
That makes 20. I’m sure I didn’t find every mistake. I’m not a native English speaker. ^^
He asks why you wast your time but isn’t he doing it himself? Writing letters which are stupid is a time wasting activity.
I’d love to hit D and GJ once for hating you and Twilight!
August 15th, 2008 at 5:38 am
I got 9^^ But english isn’t my first language so…
Omg.. it seems like ppl have no life and are soooo bored and are so jealous of someone who has a life that they try to make as much SPELLING MISTAKES as they can! I can’T believe it
Like this HP ROCKZ that’s always in your chat ^^
Who cares
August 15th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Ha. That made me laugh a bit this morning.
Kaleb..can I have a shirt??
August 15th, 2008 at 6:11 am
I believe that there are 8 spelling mistakes and one missing word.
August 15th, 2008 at 6:11 am
I believe that there are 8 spelling mistakes and one missing word. (other is wrong address).
August 15th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Hey, this is Laura from the Philippines. Honestly, this is the first time I’ve ever visited the site. I didn’t really post here to put the spelling mistakes, but since the others before have done so, I will, but at the end.
Status quos are not that emphasized in my school. Anyone can hang out with anyone, as long as you enjoy being with those person/s. It saddens me that D. was blinded by prejudice. As females have gained more equal rights with males throughout the years, it’s only fair too that guys can read Twilight, and share in the delight (not just disgust) of the story. Hail Twilight, and I commend you too Kaleb.
What I really wanted to comment on was the emphasis on the gender thing, because I could detect that D. seemed to have some bias on guys reading the Twilight Series. I’m from this co-ed school, and our batch had only around 65 people in our HS. But even with the limited number of students, there was diversity in our personalities. I don’t want to put stereotypes and such. Many guys (and yes I was surprised that some particular ones) here read Twilight and loved it. In fact, it was a guy who recommended I read the book, which had not gained popularity yet in this country. We were ahead of the others in our school. And we spread it around.
-Laura
P.S. I counted the spelling mistakes. I didn’t include the other needing spaces and capitalization stuff.
thing-think (*is this a spelling mistake? I’m not sure if this is grammatical)
hhe-he
inspire-aspire*
anbyody-anybody
stephanie-Stephenie
becuase-because
frist-first
fIAL-Fail[ure]
August 15th, 2008 at 6:36 am
i hope i dont know that guy! lol.. and i wonder if he even had a GF.. cuz if he had, he wouldnt be saying bad things about edward..lol if u know what i mean..lol oh well some ppl are like that…we all still love you kaleb
August 15th, 2008 at 6:37 am
It doesnt amaze me that you recieve hate mail for what you do, but how much on a daily basis do you recieve? Do you post everyone that you recieve or only the amusing ones ^.^
Im a 22 year old guy who just started reading Twilight, its an amazing book and I havent been able to put it down. Just got to chapter 18. After I read the chapter I’ve been coming here and reading your insights on it to see how we match up.
In all honesty it was your website that inspired me to read the novels in the first place. Thank you for the tip off to an amazing novel and what im sure is an equally amazing series.
August 15th, 2008 at 6:50 am
9 mistakes
August 15th, 2008 at 6:51 am
I counted 7!!
August 15th, 2008 at 7:12 am
Wow! What a sad individual *shakes head*
I’m truly sorry that you have to be subjected to such ignorance and pointless hate.
No matter! We love you and your websites.
I caught only six spelling mistakes, but certainly the biggest would be the misspelling of Steph’s name.
August 15th, 2008 at 7:13 am
I counted 9 spelling mistakes!
August 15th, 2008 at 7:20 am
8 mistakes is what i counted!
Please give me the shirt!
This made me laugh. Some people just don’t get how much of an idiot they’re making of themselves. Oh, and HPROCKZ in the chat sounds exactly like him… and he only showed up recently… suspicious…
August 15th, 2008 at 7:22 am
I counted 9 spelling errors, but if you’re counting capitalization as well, then it would be 19.
Kaleb, you’re awesome, and I loved your video the other day!
August 15th, 2008 at 7:22 am
LOL
I think my IQ just dropped about 20 point. xD
Oh, and by the way, I counted nine errors.^^
August 15th, 2008 at 7:23 am
I meant points. See? I knew I got dumber by reading that letter…
August 15th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Well, apparentely some guys will never EVER learn. *facepalm*
I would count the mistakes, but I don’t want you to have to send the t-shirt all the way to Portugal. See? I’m your friend. I don’t want you to spend all your money. xD
August 15th, 2008 at 7:31 am
I got seven, eight if you count the fact that he didn’t capitalize Edward’s name. *deathglare*
Which is a seperate crime in its own right. (:
Fial. I will remember that forever and always. d:
August 15th, 2008 at 7:40 am
I’m pretty sure guys like this probably live in the basement of their mom’s house. I’m trying to come up with the right comments for people who waste their time with those kind of messages when they know they won’t make a difference. Clearly he’s not trying to get a girlfriend, because even if a girl hadn’t read Twilight or even didn’t like it, that kind of language and disrespect dosen’t fly.
August 15th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I got 9 too.
I wonder if this guy:
-has a life
-is too superficial to believe that girls DO like guys who know more than cursing!
-is even a real guy who is probably just mad because his girlfriend got dazzled by the Cullens. :))
August 15th, 2008 at 8:03 am
I counted 9, but it all depends on what you’re classifying as a “spelling” mistake
August 15th, 2008 at 8:03 am
I also got nine. I feel sorry for guys who think that letters like this will make the recipient do anything but laugh, and make us all laugh at him. And people who rAndOmlY caPiTaliZe letters- I think his shift key was having problems.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:08 am
I got ten…excluding “uva” at the end of some of his clucking noises. I’m not sure if that counts as a mistake.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:24 am
1. “your” - you’re (Is this a spelling mistake or incorrect usage?)
2.”thing” - think
3. “uva” - of a(?)
4. “inspire” - I assume he meant “aspire,” but who knows?
5. “hhe” - he
6. “stephanie” - Stephenie
7. “areal” - a real
8. “becuase” - because
9. “frist” - first
10. “fIAL” - fail[ure] (Unless he meant to spell “vile,” wishing to express even more of his distaste for you, Kaleb. Even then, he misspelled it. And “major” would need to become “majorly” in that case.)
When will they learn?
August 15th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Like most, I found 9 spelling mistakes. I could probably find a lot more, but it’s still too early to function properly.
It’s quite funny to see these guys trying to make you look bad when, in all their efforts, make themselves look like complete morons. Can’t spell, probably can’t read very well…
How do they even KNOW about you in the first place?! haha Did they just run a search on Twilight sites or something?
August 15th, 2008 at 8:39 am
I counted 11 incorrect words (with capitalization errors as well).
August 15th, 2008 at 8:42 am
I caught 6 pure spelling errors. There were also 3 errors in misuse of words (your instead of you’re, etc.) and 1 missed space, which blended two words, and could be counted as a spelling error.
So there’s my answer. 6. Or 7. Or 9. Or 10.
As a side note, I’m a teacher, and my middle school students would know better than to hand in a paper with errors this atrocious.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I counted ten, but there could be more because I have no idea what this is supposed to mean:
Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I found 8 but then again i admit my spelling sucks too.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:55 am
i found nine =]
August 15th, 2008 at 8:58 am
How horrible! I dont understand why these guys do things like this…They have to be jealous, only Kaleb Nation would get 80+ comments from mostly girls…
August 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am
I counted nine spelling errors. Then again, there were a lot more grammatical errors. I am the first to admit that I cannot spell, but at least I am better than D. If he has the nerve to send that to you, then he should at least show his face. He probably just wants to see all of the responses that his letter will receive. But I wonder how he found out about your website. HHHHMMMMM??????????? ^_^
August 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am
I counted 9 spelling mistakes. Well, that is if you count uva. The grammar mistakes add up to about 20 if u count them in as well.
Don’t worry Kaleb. He’s just jealous that nobody like him and he doesn’t have the brain to read the Twilight Saga. *He probably wouldn’t know half of the words that Stephenie uses anyways…* *heehee…:P*
August 15th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I got 10 mistakes!!!!
August 15th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Ohwow.
That IS major fial.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I counted Eight, including Stephenie’s name and ‘areal’. It could be nine if you count ‘inspire’, but I’m not sure if you’re counting that as grammar, since he probably meant ‘aspire’.
It’s a comfort to know that when someone receives Hate Mail, the sender is usually an idiot, as seen from the mail they send. It’s hard to be insulted by someone with fewer than 70 IQ points.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Oh, wait there are 13! I just read it again and found more.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am
9 mistakes
August 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I got 10. Someone needs to go back to English class…
So did he hit caps lock at the end to prove his point and still try to capitalize the first letters? Because really bothered me. I wanted to fix his grammar too. Stupid people trying to send hate mail and being one big fIAL.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I found 8 actual mispelled words, among many other errors in writing.
Idiot.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Aww come on!
That one wasn’t even that funny, apart from the spelling and grammer mistakes (but that wasn’t even funny).
It was hard to read with all the clucking, imagine reading it with the real words in there (although he probably spelled all of those wrong =D).
I am just glad you can take it and make a joke out of it. You are really great Kaleb, there isn’t anything you CAN’T do! Keep up the good spirits!
P.S. I already have a t-shirt so I am not trying to spell anything wrong.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
1. your - I believe this is supposed to be a you.
2. thing - think
3. uva - of a
4. inspire - aspire (though I’m sure you’ve inspired someone.)
5. hhe - he
6. anbyody - anybody
7. Stephanie - Stephenie (did he even look at this site?)
8. areal - a real (spaces are your friend!)
9. frist - first
10. becuase - because
11. Fial - fail
In closing I would like to say… Spell check should be the best friend of people like this.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I counted:
7 spelling mistakes/fake words
+ 1 random “2” which I am thinking was supposed to be “too” and placed before the question mark (maybe?)
+ 2 words that he misspelled because he should have used other words/tenses
+ 1 word that might be spelled wrong (assuming that he meant to say “aspire”)
= 11
I didn’t count not capitalizing letters (in front or in the middle of random words) because I would consider that grammar.
I will never understand why some people, like D/GJ, thrive on negative attention. If he had read the books, he could have sent in a nice e-mail and had it on the website. Then people would be saying nice things about him.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
well, it all really depends on what you call a spelling error. I am an english fanatic, and I ace everything that has to do with spelling and grammar, so I really couldn’t tell you. There were six. then there were seven. followed by eight. nine came next. and then ten. andthen, if you want to include all the other mistakes….
well, that would take way to long. and i do agree that his probably just ticked because he lost his girlfriend - if he could get one - to Twilight. and i personally would love to slap him once for you, and four times for twilight - once for every book. you rock, stay strong!
and what idiot doesn’t even know how to spell the name of the person he’s trying to dis?!
August 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
1.your > you’re
2.thing > think
3.inspire > aspire*
4.hhe > he
5.anbyody > anybody
6.stephanie > Stephenie
7.areal > a real
8.becuase > because
9.frist >first
10.fial > fail
I believe there are ten if you include words wrongly used. If not, then technically inspire is spelt right, but it’s not the right word to use, so then there’d be nine.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am
oops i forgot “uva” which is “of a”.. sooo… there are eleven
August 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I don’t even speak english well, and my spelling sucks (I speak spanish by the way)and I felt disgusted by this. I noticed about 11 mistakes, excluding the obviously dreadfull use of capitalization and commas… But anyway Kaleb,you rock!!!!!!!!!
August 15th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I didn’t really feel like reading that again, so I figured I’d just comment on how ridiculously clueless some people are.
First of all, since his grammar and spelling are so dreadfully horrid, I am left to assume he does not partake in much reading, and therefore has probably never even read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn.
Secondly, where does he get off insulting Edward?!?!?!?!?! He may be a little, shall we say, annoying sometimes, but at least he has MANNERS.
And lastly, you do not “suck” as he stated. Because of you, both of my brothers, and - as soon as he gets back - my neighbour have read Twilight and seen the error of their Twi-bashing ways. So, for that, I thank you.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I counted 9.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Wait…I read again - I think there are 11.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am
wow. this was actually funny. If people are going to be sending things like that, they need to learn to at least use correct grammar and spelling.
I counted 9 errors……
August 15th, 2008 at 10:12 am
wait, there are 11 mistakes. I didn’t notice that “uva” was supposed to be an actual word.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I counted 11, since there were things that were supposed to be capitalized which weren’t, and a few words that I think he meant to be something else (inspire vs. aspire), so I counted that as a spelling error as well. I guess technically you would categorize it as a grammatical error, though.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:14 am
hahahah wow…this is the cherry on the very top of an uneventful day…
First off i counted ten although theres some debate of “your” and whether it is an incorrect usage..also i must point out…
he spelled FAIL wrong?!?! that in itself makes him the epitome of fail…he talks about YOU failing at life but doesnt even think of someone that spends his time stalking websites and telling people how much he thinks they suck…just wow.
DUDE I LOVE THE TWILIGHT GUY!! all those dudes are hatin just cause u were the first to come up with this idea and its really and truly great…i get so cracked up reading these posts even when im not in the laughing mood…thanks so much kaleb!
August 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am
awww…looks like somebody’s sad that he can’t get a girlfriend, so he must take it out on people who like to read Twilight.
Spelling mistakes:
1. your- you’re (not a spelling mistake, but it drives me crazy!)
2. thing- think
3. uva- of a
4. inspire- aspire
5. hhe- he
6. Stephanie- Stephenie (ultimate fail!!!)
7. areal- a real
8. becuase- because
9. frist- first
10. fial- fail
August 15th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I counted 13.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am
11. My favorite was “If you inspire to be like [Edward]…” *snorts* I guess that’s what happens when chicken-boys try to use big words…
August 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I think it’s 9. He spelled Stephenie wrong! It’s absolutely appalling!!! =P
August 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
woops! I mean 10.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I counted 9 mistakes.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I got 10! I was so excited to see another one of these farm animal themed hate mail letters, they make my day. You’re awesome Kaleb!
August 15th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Just spelling mistakes? I counted 11 (technically Stephenie was spelled wrong).
August 15th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I got seven…but I doubt I counted right, since most of the others got nine…so why am I posting? hmm, questions that need answers.
Kaleb, your sight rocks. Okay, bye now
August 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am
10 with only spelling not capitalization
August 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am
this guy is has quite a way with words, eh?
August 15th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Hey Kaleb– I count 9. Sheesh! I like the way you edit these.
Keep up the good work! I’m probably not the frist person to thing “That Kaleb, hhe is a heck uva guy and areal aspiration to us all.”
August 15th, 2008 at 11:30 am
I counted 8, but I didn’t count the fact that he said “if you ‘inspire’ to be like him…” which doesn’t make much sense.
HOW DARE HE SPELL STEPHENIE’S NAME WRONG!?!?!?
August 15th, 2008 at 11:35 am
wow.
just wow.
i wish all us fangirls had his email so we could send him like 5 billion copies of twilight.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am
omg 7 spelling mistakes. and he spelled Steph’s name wrong!!!!!!!!!!! EpIc FiAl. why do people even bother smashing sites if they’re just going to look stupid in the process of doing so?
and what’s with “if you ‘inspire’ to be like him? completely awkward word choice.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I think there were 10, but I may have counted a few grammar mistakes.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:38 am
your - you’re
thing - think
hhe - he
anbyody - anybody
stephanie - Stephenie
areal - a real
becuase - because
frist - first
fIAL - fail
inspire - aspire (does this count as a spelling mistake?)
There was also one other time where I couldn’t figure out what he meant, so I don’t know if it should have been your or you’re. But I’m not counting that. So my total is 10. May I please have a t-shirt?
And fIAL. I love that.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I think there’s 10, but I’m not sure… and don’t listen to D. because you’re totally awesome!
August 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I think I like it when people send you this kind of mail, Kaleb. NO offense, but it’s so funny, and I get a chance at a free t-shirt, because they never want them.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Haha! Kaleb you’re hilarious to turn this guy’s failed angry letter into a contest XD
I counted 10 mistakes :]] the last sentence is my favorite XD
August 15th, 2008 at 11:47 am
9 mistakes. Seriously, what’s wrong with this guy? Don’t listen to him at all. He’s a jerk.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:54 am
ah. i recounted and i found three more, so 10 spelling mistakes. wow…that is really bad.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I counted 8.
I was having a hard time reading it.
Sure, not all guys are complete
*moo*’s but still, there are some pretty big ones out there.
Nice going Kaleb.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Ha! This guy is so stupid if he was going to insult someone he should make sure that he’s not insulting himself with all that spelling/grammar mistakes. lol
I counted 9 spelling mistakes, I think. The whole letter was a mess though!!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
He’s just jealous cause you have hundreds of fan-girls.
Anyway I counted nine… but someone probably already said that before me.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I counted 11.
Wow. Some guys are really pathetic.I think someone is in denial. He should man up and just admit that he likes it. If he wasn’t so insecure, he’d be able to admit what’s soooo obvious to al of us. He loves it but he’s too much of a wuss to admit it.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I counted 9!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I counted nine
August 15th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Hahaha. Kaleb you’re cool because you let it roll off your shoulders and this guy is probably taking 4th grade spelling as a college class. We love you..
and hey, isn’t having thousands of girls/women love you better than anything?
August 15th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
i got 7 spelling mistakes but there were incomplete sentences too.
(i didn’t count that)
that was very entertaining! haha
goodness. people just don’t understand…
August 15th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I counted 9
the other guys was waaayyyy worse
August 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Does it include all the times he doesn’t capitalize the first word in a sentence. It makes me dizzy just thinking abou the mistakes…
It depends how you count it, so im going with 11.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I counted 17.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I found 10. And it sounds like this guy is just pissed because either his girlfriend dumped him for bashing the books or he can’t get a girlfriend because he is a jerk. Either way, I feel sorry for a guy who feels the need to send stuff like this in to make him feel superior.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
i got at least 12 mistakes
August 15th, 2008