Reading Eclipse: Chapter 13 (Newborn)

December 11th, 2008 at 12:05 am by Kaleb Nation

The song for this chapter is New Born by Muse (suggested by Sarah)

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Finals week! Hideous and glorious at the same time: hideous because I have to study for four tests, each about 2 and a half hours long, and glorious because once I’m finished, I get weeks off until class starts again (and next semester, I get to take creative writing, which is obviously better for me than calculus). Thankfully, I get a break for Chapter the Thirteenth:

Bella’s silvery scars from where James bit her are like concrete memories of how she was nearly killed in Arizona. Jasper has the same scars as well, though multiplied all up his arms, which in the same way are memories of his own past. What is particularly interesting is that Benito descended from Dallas, which is where I live (I finally also understand that final clue that was given by the Twicon peoples as to where it would be held).

This gigantic war between the Volturi, Benitos’ newborns, and the other vampires had to have been brutal. Just imagining all these vampire fighting to the death is slightly unsettling, especially since to kill a vampire you must tear them up and burn the pieces. I can’t even begin to imagine what any humans who might have glimpsed this war would have thought (as they ran for their lives).

I’m sure becoming a vampire was the last thing on Jasper’s mind when he went out to be a soldier. But vampires, in more ways than one, seem to me as natural killing machines. It’s like a black widow effect: they captivate their prey and then strike after drawing them in, giving the vampires the only moment they need in which to strike. When Maria changed Jasper, I doubt he ever foresaw it coming from someone so beautiful. Unfortunately, I doubt the general was pleased

I’ve noticed that vampires can’t really make treaties with one (Cullen’s aside). Even Maria is betrayed by Nettie and Lucy in the end. This seems to be the most dangerous part of newborn vampires: there is hardly any way to control them, especially with their burst of power in the first year. Imagining one of these loose in Seattle is not a very pleasant thought (especially since I’ll be flying in there for Summer School In Forks next year :O ).

I like how Jasper’s vampire powers mimic the natural gifts he had when he was human. As I’ve said many times on BlogTV shows, I’ve always thought that if I was a vampire, my powers would be something akin to invisibility. But not exactly. I think it would be something more of the ability not to be seen, to keep from being noticed in a way, since despite what hosting BlogTVs and radio shows and blogs may say, I am somewhat awkward and nervous when in front of a crowd of people. I’ve been told the description of the ability not to be seen is also known as ninja skills, so I might have an alternative to being a vampire after all.

I’m sure it was a great thing for Jasper to find a friend amongst his new vampire family — one that he didn’t expect to kill him in his sleep or anything, at least. I found Peter’s job quite interesting:

“He was assigned to deal with the newborns — babysit them, you could say. It was a full time job, so to help pass the time, he took up reading books relevant to his predicament.

Peter's Favorite Book Series

Peter's Favorite Book Series

It is obvious now what is going on in Seattle: this vampire army of newborns who are feasting upon the locals in their indomitable thirst. But why are they so close? I still question as to if they are there to incite war between the Cullens and the werewolves, or if they are there as a distraction, while Victoria sneaks in and gets Bella. She is really the only person I see who could be causing this, and whatever it is, her plans spell nothing good for Bella’s survival.

I can see there is about to be a war, and a very bad one at that (I caught myself from saying a very bloody war, as the puns abound enough already). Obviously, there are bad feelings between the vampire coven in the north and the werewolves, partially at the fault of Laurent, who as we all remember was killed by the werewolves when he attempted to make Bella into a tasty snack.

Not The Tasty Snack He Had In Mind

Not The Tasty Snack He Had In Mind

Thus, the ultimatum is this: if the Cullens allow the northern vampires to kill all the werewolves, they will help with cleaning up this messy business with the newborns. If not, the Cullens are on their own, and are going to have a simply grand time trying to suppress an army of newborns who are stronger and wilder than they are, and far more numerous.

Question for the comments: Based on your personality, what vampire power do you think you would have?

——NOTES——

- I just uploaded a new Youtube video for anyone who is interested. The background music inside it is a new song I made that you can download for free.



- The Twilight Youtube Contest of Awesome ends tomorrow (FRIDAY DEC. 12 at 11:59 PM CST). I will then choose the winners and contact them through Youtube, so be watching your account this weekend! There will also be a chance to win an autographed photo of Peter Facinelli on BlogTV, so be watching for that too.

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  • Monet
    if i were to have a vampire superpower it would probably be teleportation because people dont know when i walk into a room and then they get all suprised when they realize im hovering over thier shoulder. it's alot of fun scaring the crap outta people. you should see their faces
  • nabz
    i would have the power of persuasion . think about it , you could tell jane to " BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HERSELF " or " TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER " or even " LETS HAVE A TEA PARTY !!! " sorry , my bad " LETS HAVE A BLOOD PARTY !!! " g2g , jane's bugging me thats theirs no more blood in the kettle i mean come on " WHO IS DOING WHOS BIDDING !? "
  • Gabriela
    It's really weird, but I have this kind of "Spidey-sense" I can always tell as my parents come up the stairs if theyll be popping into my room. I can also tell when I am going to run into my ex in the hallways in school. I don't know his schedule, and I always take weird ways to get to my classes, and I just feel it. LOANDBEHOLD AROUND THE CORNER, THERE HE IS. Sometimes I can predict out comes of situations for my friends, and it amazes me that I guess so closely. I can also tell as I take computerized tests, that my answer has a good chance of being wrong, but stupid me, I stick to my answer. So I think that if I could be any of the Cullen vampires it would be Alice because sometimes my spidey senses tingle. :]
  • Vlo
    ha! if being clumsy could be considered a superpower, that would be me :D
  • Kristen
    I'm still so in love with this site. You have no idea, or maybe, judging from other fans you do. lol.

    If I had a super vampire power, I think it would be more like Esme's or Carlise's. I'm the caring, compassionate one. Haha. I do have a knack for reading people, but I don't think it good enough to constitute having the ability to read minds as Edward does.


    No, what is this Summer School in Forks that you speak of? And please, please, please reply to me about this. I'm extremely curious.
  • Severine
    Good question! I would absorb other vampires'powers (but only while they're with me) because I tend to mimic the persons I'm hanging with, sometimes consciously sometimes not.
  • Rachel
    First of all, I love this chapter, since Jasper is my all-time favorite character.

    As for my vampire power...I'd either
    A) Have something similar to Alice
    B) Be immune to any physical pain
    OR
    C) I don't want to give anything important away.....but I'd have a power like Zafrina. GO READ THE LAST BOOK because I'm not saying anymore.
  • Alice
    actually, i just thought of a much better one. Like you, i dont fit in well...so...unnoticable!
  • Alice
    um, i guess i wud b either unnoticable at some points and then so annoying to others that people will be in my control to do anything for me to stop or be able to be rely rely rely rely rely smart. xD (jk on the 2 one)
  • Megan
    The ability to smell stupid from 200 miles away. i wish i had had that power before i moved to phoenix......
  • Jessica R.
    This may sound weird but I would probably get the intense power of super-distraction. 'Look it's Stephenie Meyer' then I steal you Gnome and Reeses.
    For real, i'm that good! :-)
  • Emilie
    I love this chapter because it is the one in which Jasper tells his story. I don't know why I stop and pause on Jasper; probably because it really is harder for than for the others, and I like the tension in him. At the same time, he his the one who calms down everybody. If I could have a power, I think I'd like his. Or maybe Alice's. Certainly not anything like Edward, seeing what every one thinks all the time must not always be very nice.
    But, when I look at myself, I think the not being noticed could apply for me too. Seems to be quite popular. If vampires didn't seem to have such a perfect memory (of their vampire life, in any case), I would say that would be my power. I actually remember birthdays of people I haven't seen in years.
  • Anna
    Awesome question! I think, if I had a power, it would be like a cross between Edward and Alice. I would be able to see the future, but I would also be able to know the thoughts and the motivation behind the event. I can already, to an extent, read minds and see the future.
  • Russell
    My power would either be the passive side of Jasper's power. I would be an empath and feel the emotions of other people. It appears to be a common skill - i.e. this comment wall; so maybe I'm not as unusual as I thought!

    But either than that, I probably wouldn't have a vampire power. :( But incredible strength, speed, beauty, and immortality would all be enough that I would not be upset about it.
  • Hannah Leigh
    Sorry to be extremely annoying but I have another. LOL! I can read people's vibes very well. I know what people think of me. It's kinda unsettling. Especially if someone hates me! yikes.
  • Hannah Leigh
    I think mine would be invisibility as well. Because I am good at slipping under the radar, completely unnoticed. People amaze me when they ask me why I was not at this certain place at a certain time and I have to tell them thta I actually was. ugh. Some people would find this insulting but I am slightly amused by it. =]

    Either that or I would be able to put my hand on any book and absorb all the information. I dominate when it comes to reading. The longest book I have ever read, I read in about 4 or 5 days (it was 800 pages). I can read a three hundred page book in a day or less. And I am big on the rereading. I can reread Twilight in about 6 hours. I have skills.But I am wondering if there is a rehab for this sort of thing. If there is then I am on my way there. ha.
  • Lori
    I am very persuasive. So that could be a helpful power. Or a bit like Alice's power because whenever i think something will happen it does. The other day I was thinking about a friend I hadn't seen in years and I turned round the corner and there she was walking down the street.
  • Knowing me...hmm.
    I would TOTALLY have the power to stand in any spot and see ALL the things that have happened in the past for as far as I can see.
    So...is there really an Atlantis? I'd find out! :D
    And that WOULD help. And I could set some things straight in history books as well...as long as I find evidence to prove it.
  • Natalie
    I'm surprised you did not mention anything about Jasper and Alice's relationship. I know I looked at them very differently after that chapter.
  • lol the vampire baby-sitter's club. nice!
  • Didina
    Haha. It's funny, my cousins, Leonette and Raquelle and I were actually discussing this for a fanfiction. We worked out everything from our names, to our powers, our lineage and even our scents (apparently,I am a very floral scent. Go figure)

    Leonette and Raquelle decided for me, I socialize quite alot, and therefore have a lot of friends, that I have a sort of "attraction" or "gravitational pull" towards me that draws people in. I guess it would be beneficial to hunting my prey. I assume that my powers would be something along the lines of Didyme of the Volturi. Thats funny because my name means "desired and beloved" and it's quite similar to Didyme.

    Raquelle, being a controlling person (take from that what you wish), Leonette and I decided she could influence the desicions of those around her and will them to do so.

    Leonette is a naturally agressive person. We decided something the lines of a nasty, physical power bent on torture. When she's on the warpath (and we're talking human here) you'd better watch out, or you will end up killed. Not literally...hopefully.
  • Laura
    If I could have a vampire power it would be the ability to make myself undetectable, (sort of like what you said.) My family started comparing me to a ninja/ghost/assassin (take your pick, my family used those terms interchangeably) for a while because I'm good at being absolutely silent and slipping in or out of a room without being noticed.

    So yeah, if vampires were real and I could become one, definitely that.

    I really enjoy reading your commentaries on the Twilight Saga and I can't wait to read more!
  • fabiiola
    i might have the ability to "read" other peoples past =D
  • Kenzy
    Hey you should listen to the midway state cd all those songs
    fit perfectly with the saga !
  • Peach Tree
    A vampire superpower?

    Hmmm . . . I think I would be able to do something like influence people to give me whatever I want. I do it all the time with teachers. (Why yes, I am a teacher's pet . . . kind of.)

    ~Peach Tree
  • Janelle
    Kaleb, Kaleb, Kaleb...How do you do it? I'm pretty sure you're wrong about being invisible..I'm thinking something much more like Alice..


    I think I might have your not being seen ability though..I know exactly what you mean about feeling awkward..haha.

    Enjoy the rest, Kaleb. It's amazing. :)
  • Euseryu92
    w00t, first comment, i picked a good one to start on, hee hee ^_^

    And as for a power as a vampire... i have a very magnetic personality at times, and can break through peoples "defenses", the walls they put up against other people. Much like Renee's intuition, this lies in seeing past all the twisty curves we normally think in.

    So, i think i would be, not as much a mind reader, but more like i would comprehend the motives, or reasoning behind things. Like understand the machinery of your infamous "book machine" without taking it apart.
  • Elise
    Hmmmmm.... probably something like idk teleportation or something since i have NO absolutly NO paticence (if thats how u spell that i cant spell AT ALL)
  • Sophia C
    I guess my power would be to persuade people to do what I want to...A pretty nice ability to have.
  • I freakin' love The Vampire Babysitters Club! That's great!

    My vampire power would be to manipulate my appearance. As if I wasn't beautiful enough, right?
  • Rita
    Hmm, vampire power. I think the one I'd love to have is reading minds, so I know what people are thinking about me, my friends, or anyone else. Sweet! I think I'd also like being able to see the future. Cool beans.
  • Shelly
    I tend to be really intuitive about peoples thoughts, feelings, and actions (especially when I know the person well) so it would probably be something like Edward's or Alice's powers but more of a feeling like Jasper's rather than actually seeing or hearing. More subtle in a way. ..probably. :p
  • Sarah W.
    Yay! You chose my song for the chapter song suggestion and mentioned me! That just made my night.
  • Sarah W.
    In answer to your question, Kaleb, I'm not sure if I'd have a power. If I did though, it would be the power to sleep, definitely. I am a supremely lazy person and love to sleep.
  • Carrie
    I love this chapter. Jasper is one of my favorite characters and I thought his backstory was very interesting...If I were a vampire and had a power, I think it would have something to do with being very stubborn or strong willed, something to do with the mind. Maybe other vamps wouldn't be able to affect my mind the way they can't affect Bella's, though she's a human.
  • Cara
    :] I did see Twilight yesterday, in honor of the original date...

    Hmm... I think maybe I would have the power to tell when people are lying- I'm pretty good at that. And it is a power for one of the vampires in Breaking Dawn... But don't worry, that doesn't spoil anything :]
  • RJ
    Maybe mine would be to change the course of things, I'm always imagining the ending of a book or movie differently, so... perhaps something like that? Who knows.
  • Jaclyn.
    Well, I'm a good liar, so to be able to convince people of things. Maybe a super liar, that could convince a person of ANYTHING!
    And then maybe, since I'm so annoying, I'd get the power to drive people insane? That would be sweet.
    But really, I'd love to be able to fly. Wouldn't that be a great superpower??
    ILU!
    & sometimes Y.
    ps.
    Tell me if you get it!
  • edwella cullen
    i would probably have the power to look very tough.... o.O alotta people think im really strong and tough , but the truth is that im really weak..... XD lol
  • Smay
    I'm pretty sure I'd go along with the whole invisibility thing. As you pointed out, it'd be similar to a ninja, but guess what - a ninja has to die sooner or later (you know how old age is). Therefore, being an invisible vampire is COMPLETELY different. I'd also have to be able to switch between visibility and invisibility. Imagine being invisible forever! =O The only reason I picked invisibility, though, is because I don't know any one particular trait that I'd carry over to vampire-hood. (That's just because I wouldn't want to admit I'm terribly manipulative.)
  • Stevie
    I think my superpower would be something to do with reading. Like I would touch a page and know anything on it. I think that would be cool, but then I'm a geek. :)
  • Anna
    LOL funny post, I couldn't wait to hear what you thought of this chapter :D I can't believe you didn't mention anything about Alice!

    Anyway, when I saw your question I started laughing because I've already been awarded a power by my friends at e-cullen.org (I have very random conversations with people, and in one conversation vampire powers came up, and I was awarded one first... ok, I'll stop rambling now :D )


    my power is the ability to make people laugh. If I became a vampire, it would probably get stronger and I'll be able to make people laugh to death :D (think about it: wouldn't it be really hard to fight someone off if you're so busy laughing to death? It's very powerful indeed :D )
  • Sarah_Fillbandt
    I would have to say that my special power would be almost Edwardian. ;) I can read people extremely well, almost predict what they are thinking. But to really have that power would be quite a heavy-handed gift.
  • Bridgette
    Mine would probably be able to read thoughts since I can tell what people are thinking a lot.
    Or
    Predict the future, I'm able to see things happen before they do sometimes so I act according to that.

    Or be like Jasper with emotions I can read them very easily from other people, or the aura they give off.
  • Sierra
    I think my power would be the ability to get people to do whatever I want, because I'm very persuasive, and you don't even want to try arguing with me because I'll win. I have a way to make people see things my way, agree with me, and do whatever I ask.
  • Karyn
    I have a things for smells... I love scened candles, prefumes, different food smells...


    So I think my ability would be an enhanced sense of smell, and he ability to track scents.
  • Claire
    i'd probably have the ability to see and think from one person's perspective...not like edward reading minds, but putting my mind where other people are...i'd just think about them, and it'd be like i was there. no idea what that has to do w/ my personality. I've always been able to think through someone else's shoes or situations, i guess. that'd be cool L:
  • Emily
    OMG!love the Monty Python link. I have that movie. lawls.
    And if i were a vampire, I would be the first vampire to sleep. Cause my SP would probably be the ability to sleep.
    SLEEPING IS FUN!
  • Sarah
    If I had a superpower as a vampire, it would have to be Jasper's. Ever since I was little, I have tried to make people feel better, and I'm always the one my friends come to when the need someone to talk to, something I am more than happy to help with. So if I could have Jasper's power, I would be set.
  • Reagan
    I think my superpower would be either similar to your's, or something along the lines of being able to frighten people with just their minds, like to see what scares tham, and project it in their thoughts or something, like those thingies in The Blue Girl. See, people are always, like, afraid of me. I freak people out. A lot. And, I tend to keep to myself most of the time, because people naturally avoid me. Like I already have some crazy super-repellant. Kinda makes me wish I really was a vampire, just a little bit more than usual.
  • Well, Im not entirely sure what my vampire power would be. Im not much good at anything other than drawing and singing a few select songs. So maybe really good artwork? I might become a famous artist, like Da Vinci or something.

    Maybe. I think I suc in general...

    Anyway, I just might be one of those people who dont have a power. Or get one. Fast reader? It only takes me a couple hours to finish even big books, like Breaking Dawn, whic only took me about four and a half altogether.

    Or, just maybe, completely fanatical. I love this today, but what would I love tomorrow? Its a question that goes unanswered for me. XD
  • Hannah D
    i seem to be invisible in life as well. so probably something along the lines of what you were saying... the ability to go unnoticed, haha. love the new video!
  • Ana
    Mmmm... i think my superpower would be making people tell me their secrets or something like that! I'm a very good listener and people tend to like me and trust me a lot! Yep i think that would be my superpower!
  • For my power, I think I would be able to tell the elevation I'm at; I'm really sensitive to elevation changes NOW, so...

    I love you Kaleb!
  • Jessica
    I know this makes me sound like a creep, but because I'm so quiet I'm always watching everyone extremely closely. And I'm not going to lie, I evesdrop a lot. Usually I can tell the difference between what people are saying and what they are thinking, so I don't know... reading minds? lies? intentions?
  • I have always loved that Monty Python sketch. ;-D

    I'm not sure what kind of vampire I would be, but I would get an awful lot done. Either that or I would get absolutely NOTHING done. I would very good at having fun. :-P I would also be bitingly sarcastic (heh, get it? Bitingly... ok.).
  • Angeliss
    I think that my power would be... *drumroll*

    People would instinctively trust me. Now, people are drawn to me. For some reason, people need to tell me their deepest darkest secrets. So that form of trust, magnified... I could probably get anyone to tell me anything, and people would trust me.

    I would be one dangerous vamp. Thank goodness I won't ever have to deal with that.
  • priyanka
    whoops, i forgot to answer the question and comment on the post. this is one of my favorite chapters in eclipse along with unhappy ending because you get to understand more from jasper's point of view and how he bacame a vampire and same with rosalie for unhappy ending. you get to know why she is so bitter. if i was a vampire, the power i would have is probably invisibility because i feel like i'm ignored so much by my friends and teachers, i always feel like i'm invisible in my science class even though i have a 98 average and i feel like i'm not appreciated by my friends who are girls...
  • priyanka
    loved the background music, kaleb. i am so freakin jealous of you right now, i got braces a week ago, and your teeth are perfectly strait, unlike mine. i have to have them on for two years and i hate them, although everyone says i look good with them and i feel they dont hurt at all, cuz they dont, they only feel weird. its funny that you found eclipse gum and i love those instant lunches. i still dont get what is up with you and knomes....
  • Chrissie
    I Don#'t really know what My vampire power would be, but since reading this, I think I know.

    In some way, don't ask me how, but to an extent I can read minds. I don't mean the way like Edward can. You know the way if you know somone really well, you can read their mind?
    That's what I mean. And somehow I can know what people are feeling. Eg. If I were walking beside my best friend and we we talking as normal, I would be able to know what she was feeling. I know what Tension feels like, and Worry, and stress. I can feel emotions like that, but never really annoyed. I can feel happyness as well, and excited. Eg. If I were really annoyed, and my best friend was happy, I would be able to feel it, even though I was annoyed. It's hard to explain. Worry is sort of like a pain to me, the more worried you are, the more it hurts me.

    I think my power would be a mix between Edward's and Jasper's.
  • Amanda Pevensie
    My vamp power would be...a combination of invisibility (since no one notices me in a large crowd) and keen observation skills (like the ability to see out the back of my head). xD
  • Cricko
    Maybe invisibility. Because I'm very shy.
  • Annie
    I'd probably have an enhanced ability to spazz out.
  • Hmmm... I think that I'd have the ability to tell people something and they would believe it to be true. Sort of like those 'pushers' in that new movie Push that's also from Summit Entertainment. I dunno. People tend to believe anything I say, which isn't really a good thing. but, if I was a vampire and someone noticed something was off about me, I could tell them that I wasn't and they'd HAVE to believe me. :D
    I think that's what I'd have as a gift. Totally.
  • Rhiann
    Ok that's funny. When you were talking about the super power you might have I totally started thinking about what kind I would have before I read the question :) Anyway I thought that reading minds would be reasonable. Because my friends always tell me I'm really observant and I can pick up on things a lot of others can't. Great question!
  • Carmen
    I would definitely be invisible. Or I would have this insane connection to the world since I'm quite observant. All I would have to do is tune into a certain part of the world, and I would know everything that's going on in that one place. That would be awesome.
  • KIM
    I would probably have super organization skills if I was a vampire. hmm. I'm not sure.
    The one power I really would like to have would be Marcus's. I really like the idea of being able to see relationships.
  • NuttyNetty
    I love to sing ♥
    so hopefully my vampire "power" would be something like having the most beautiful voice and composing wonderful music for the world =D
  • Katie
    Hmm I would have to say my power would be similar to alices the only limit is it would only work on men. hahaha
  • Hilary
    if i was a vampire my special ability would be to know what people should do when they are in a fix. my friends always ask me for advice. i'm their 'go to' person for when they need help. they call me the motherly figure lol
  • Meredith
    I'd probably have the ability to make other vampires bring the people right to me so I wouldn't have to chase them down. Really, I have it down to an art as a human. I'm so lazy. Wow, this is making me sound lame.
  • AussieT
    Hmmm - I reckon I'd be able to blend in anywhere. I'm a pretty easy-going person and try to be relatable to most people and in most situations. Not sure how that would help as a vampire - maybe as a way to mix with other vampire groups without being noticed so as to do some covert information gathering operations....
  • Allan_Hatai
    Based on some things I can actually do now (creepy, I know) I have to say my vampire power would probably be what I call "reading" people: their thoughts, feelings and reactions to certain subjects, analyzing why they do and feel as they do.(I even creep myself out thinking about it...) At the moment it only works when I'm in some from of contact with them, so I don't know how it would work if it became enhanced...
  • Sara
    Hmm... Not to be totally stealing your vampire power, but now that you mentioned invisibility that sounds like it would be something I'd get if I were to turn into a vampire. I hate being in large crowds of people. I get so nervous and anxious and uncomfortable. And I've already been known to be able to be sneaky and hide really well and be really quiet. So yeah, invisibility for me. xP
  • Samantha
    Like you, I would have the ability to go unnoticed. Or some combination of Edward and Jasper. I am a very good listener and highly observant. I pick up on tones in people's voices that have a hidden or deeper meaning.
  • Destane
    Keleb did you get to enjoy the snow today? As a fellow southerner (I live in New Orleans) I was extremely happy to walk outside and see snowflakes all around me :)

    Anyway, I loved your confederate picture and I guess if I were a vamp I would probably have a power similar to Alice in the pyschic region, but I wouldnt be able to see in the future.
    I dont know why, but I have this uncanny abitity to have great timing wherever I go, I'm always able to get the last thing on stock, (whether its a video game or a box of cereal) I always know whose calling me before I answer the phone, (and no, we do not have caller id! Its sad really, but we needed to save money) and I seem to be able to walk outside at the exact same time a ride for me would be pulling up before they even called to tell me they were there. My friends say its weird and strange, and I completely agree with them, but I think that would be my power if I were to have one. Sorry I rambled Kaleb, I was really trying hard not to :) Good luck with your finals!
  • KT
    Haha! Kaleb, what would I do without your posts?... Probably die.
    Anyway, if I had a superpower as a vampire it would probably be to become unnoticable, as well, because I am extremly shy. Sometimes I wonder if anyone really notices me anyway without having that sort of vamp power.
    Love 'The Vampire Babysitter's Club'. Peter and I have a very similar taste in books.
  • Jeichael
    OMG emily we have the same power. my friends say sarcasm pours off of me so i would say super sarcasm for my power.
  • I love how 90% of these posts say they'd either have some variation of your power or Jasper's...

    So. Something completely original...I knit...maybe I'd be able to knit an entire sweater in, like, an hour? Or maybe I could think about how I want it to look and then I have the pattern in my mind! That would be cool.

    Or...maybe I'd have the power to cheer people up? I'm a hopeless optimist. Most of the time, anyway.

    Stephenie never mentioned any of her characters knitting, but I think Alice should learn how. That would be freaquin' hilarious!
    :D
  • Rehann
    Umm...If I were a vampire, I'd probably have a power similar to Jasper's. I usually just have to step into the room to be able to tell if someone's really happy or depressed or whatever.
  • Sarah
    epic lulz at the babysitter's club book. i definitely remember reading the original/non-vampified versions when i was younger.

    hmmmm. if i was a vampire... i'd probably have alice's power actually.
    yeah un-original, but i get CRAZY deja vu. for example -clears throat- just a week ago, i went to my usual lyrical dance class and bam, i knew most all of the choreography the teacher was going to teach us. i had the worst dreaded deja vu feeling the entire day and BAM my best friend's boyfriend broke up w/ her that night after a one year relationship.
    coincidence? i think not ;D hahaha
    also, i'm a really musical person so... maybe i could have a power like that? an overly tantalizing voice? OOH like, a distinct sense of hearing that would allow me to tell if people are lying or not and their current emotions based on certain tones in their voice?
    oooh my overactive imagination takes over again.
    *headdesk*

    awesome post kaleb!
  • vivs
    ooo!!! i love this question. i have often thought about this. I think I would be able to tell if a person is lying or being truthful. I would be like a walking truth detector. lol. The reason for this is because I just have this weird way of knowing when someone is lying, even strangers. idk, its weird but i just can tell. One time i was talking to my cousin through the computer and i asked her a question...and when she resposnded, immediatly i knew she was lying. its strange but it can come in handy at times. :D

    btw: loved ur post! :)
  • ~Tina
    I don't even know if I'd HAVE a gift. :D But if I did, I think that I'd have the ability to manipulate the minds. Like this, I can manipulate people's appearences, so, like, if I was a vampire, I could make myself look human and everyone would see me as a human. Or like, I could make somebody have...purple skin, and only they would see themselves with purple skin; everyone else would see them as normal. And with this gift, I could make myself invisible, so I guess I have your gift too! You can tell I have too much time to think about these things. :D
  • Flower
    Wonderful post, as always, but a question. What's your honest opinion of Jasper? He's my personal favorte, but Im curious to your take on him now that you are farmiliar with his background.
    Anyhoo, I dont know what my vampire ability would be. It would be just my luck to not get a special power, but for this question I turned to my family. I am known, to practically everyone, as a devourer of books. So acording to my family, I would be able to read a person. The whole 'judging a book by its cover' thing, but completly accurate and aplied to people. I dont know how practical this would be, having to pause everytime I laid eyes on a new person, but maybe it could work to my advantage. Personally, I believe that any power I would have would involve either my 'naration' (The term I like to use for when I narate a situation in my head; admitedly a bad habit of mine because it can be incredibly distracting.), my strong emotions, or (as my family suggested) books.
    Though I would be happy not to trip, burn myself, scrape some part of my anatomy, or forget where I put something important! :D
  • Gwen_Cullen
    Wow...powers...well, I would be telekinetic. I've been told I'm quite a mover and I use my mind more than I'd like to admit, so telekinesis is my perfect power.
  • Laura
    Oh my, I have no idea. I really have no sense of who I am. Hmm, probably the ability to have a really good memory and understand things. Because I'm really smart when it comes to school work, but the rest of the time I'm just so dumb and I have no idea what's going on, so I'd probably have a really good memory and be smarter.. I guess.. Kinda sucky-ish, I nkow, but it's all I could come up with.
  • Nichole
    I think my gift would probably be that i could read peoples minds. I almost always have a very good sense of what people are thinking and how they are feeling. I can usually tell that about people, and it makes things a lot easier to base how i act.
    I know, its already taken, and im EXTREMELY uncreative. But, its the truth.
  • Tara.Seanan
    I like your silly puns! It's why I read this.

    Anyways, as for superpowers, it would be something like yours, only a little more extreme. I would be undetectable. No sight, sound, or smell. (Best guess at least.) Why? No one ever hears me coming and I can literally be standing next to someone talking to them when suddenly they start looking around asking 'Where is she?'
  • THE madhatter
    hmm.... I don't think about this often, but maybe invisibility. Or the power to make everyone avoid me. High school (shudder) has me dying to just slip past unseen. I hate being looked at or being the center of attention. It'd be kick-butt to be like a flying vampire, though. But probably invisibility.
  • Jo
    Your picture manips? Yeah, they never get old. And neither do your chapter reviews. *huggle*

    If I were a vampire... Huh. Power would probably be something like, mind control. xD Because I've been told I can be very convincing. I'm also pretty outgoing so possibly something that could relate to that. And I can't think of anything right now. But yeah, let's just go with mind control.

    *bends you against your will to buy me a llama*
    Now go, mind slave!

    ~Jo
  • Ariana
    oh, and funny video! i particularly enjoy the gnomes and the dictionary! sometimes when i am bored i read the dictionary...
  • Meg "RFF"
    I would probably be like you and have Invisibility...for I hate crowds and tend to blend into the background
  • Ariana
    because i read a TON now, i would probably have the ability to go through books ridiculously fast. that would be a fun power! or i would just be a vampire without any powers. the only obvious trait about me is that i am really strange...
  • Becky
    Monty Python = epic

    and as for a vampire power... I'm sort of shy/quiet so I'd like invisibility. Being able to turn myself invisible would be cool :)

    good luck on your calculus test! I'm not taking calculus. Ever.
    I plan on doubling up on sciences senior year of highschool to avoid it, lol
  • beckysue
    Video = Awesome.
  • Well since I`m a contortionist, maybe I would be even more super flexible? That would be kinda awesome. But then again, if Vampires have super strength, speed, and reflexes, then why wouldn`t they be super bendy already?

    Can you not imagine Alice sliding down into the splits, or doing backbends?...I can.....
  • Shelby
    that video was awesome, although, some of those objects were quite random! XP But I suppose if I were to go through my room and make a video like that, I would have random stuff like that!

    You know, I really think I wouldn't have a vampire superpower! =( I would love to have one, but I honestly think I would be power-free. I know for a fact that my boyfriend would have super sarcasm as a power...and overconfidence...(I wonder how that would work, to have super over confidence when you're a vampire...oh lordy!)

    If I did have a power, I would certainly want something like Alice. To know what might happen to someone if they choose a certain path. I'd love that, so then I could know what Christmas present I'm gonna get from my boyfriend! lol

    Would being stubborn be a power? Because I am super stubborn! lol.

    I really don't know if I would have a power... But then again, I would never want to be a vampire, so unless I can get these powers as a human, what's the point in wanting them? lol
  • Loony_Lovegood
    I would think that it would be super-weirdness or super-reading!!! lol!
  • zomglions
    Hmmm. What superpower would I have? Well, I am very good at knowing people. I tend to finish their sentences and know what they are thinking before they do (much to the complete annoyance of my friends). So, I would probably be a mind-reader.

    But if I could choose my superpower, I would choose teleportation. Not sure that's actually a vampire power, but that's what I would want most; as I LOVE to travel but am really impatient. :)
  • LaurenXL
    I'm a great listener, so I think if I were turned into a vampire, I would be able to mind read. :)
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