Reading Eclipse: Chapter 17 (Alliance) AND Chapter 18 (Instruction)

January 19th, 2009 at 12:05 am by Kaleb Nation

The song for these chapters is I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie

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Starting a new semester of school is like being in a capsizing canoe: you’ll survive if you hold on tight, but everything else with you will immediately get washed downstream. I didn’t do much last week besides school and attempting to get a haircut only to find they were closed (as evidenced here) but I’ve finally gotten things back in reasonable order to start reading again, with special thanks to Martin Luther King and whichever wonderful person made it a celebration day off school :D

Bella is getting to her party, and of course Alice hasn’t skimped on the decorations. I can’t help myself from trying to imagine what odd and unusual music Alice was planning to play at the party. Knowing how old she is, she might have ventured way back into old Gregorian chants or organ music; or perhaps something of this variety:

Words Cannot Express This Band's Awesome

Words Cannot Express This Band's Awesome

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This Is Very Scary

But then again, I think the survival of the partygoers is of some importance.

Jacob Black has a whole lot of guts to show up at Bella’s party — regardless of the fact that she punched him the last time they saw each other. Him going in to the Cullens house is almost as dangerous as me walking into the lair of a hunger-compulsive lion who particularly dislikes plaid. I don’t blame Jacob in the slightest for taking along an entourage. As far as the werewolves know, the Cullens might be keeping wolf-sized stew pots just for this very occasion.

It’s so tense in the Cullen’s house, it’s easy to forget that it’s actually a party. There’s a fight just waiting to break out in there, whether it’s between Jacob and Bella, or Jacob and Edward, or Jacob and Alice, or Jacob and Jasper (notice the connecting factor of these?). Where is Charlie when you need a police officer around to keep the peace?

Oh I know. He’s busy making music for Alice’s music education:

Okay, YES I googled Worst Albums Of All Time

Okay, YES I googled Worst Albums Of All Time

Then, the unthinkable happens. It only takes a second for it to work out, because Alice can see things happening — the moment that Jacob even considers working with them, she sees that as their future, and at the same time, sees that as their way of defeating the army of newborns. Of course, I couldn’t just leave it there, so I continued straight on into Chapter 18 (Instruction) to see what was about to happen!

For some odd reason, the scene with the Cullens and Bella all gathered in the baseball field at night is one of my favorites so far. It’s just captivating, imagining this dark place lit by moonlight, the eyes of the Cullens and the werewolves glimmering under the open sky as they gather to make plans. I don’t know what it is about this place, but I can’t help feeling like this baseball field has always been the place where things are calm and quite — just before the storm hits, and everything goes spiraling out of control.

It’s almost a bad omen, that they gather in this baseball field. The last time I remember this place, they were playing a game minutes before James, Laurent and Victoria arrived for the first time. Now, are they coming to this baseball field again, only for the tides to turn, and for their plans not to work as perfectly as they think?

Alice, of course, is still one of my favorite Cullens (Carlisle better watch out, because my favoritism for him is quickly being replaced). I don’t even know what it is anymore. I think after seeing Alice in the film, and being able to actually see the way she moves and fights, has given me a new outlook on her so that I can almost see just how powerful a fighter she is. She’s almost like a stealth fighter, where each move is precise and calculated, and she never wastes time hippety-hopping around when she can get her fighting done in a few swift motions.

Then Alice tells Bella to Just Be Good. Since when has Bella ever ‘just been good’? Those three words fall so far from Bella that one might hear them sobbing in the distant fog on a cold December night.

It worries me somewhat that with the vampires giving such wonderful instruction courses on how to defeat their species, the werewolves might start getting ideas. Why would anyone show their mortal enemies exactly how to kill them? It’s like giving the United Coalition Of Burglars a grand tour of your museum, complete with displays of your hollow air vent system, alarm control panel and ring of keys. Granted they’re showing how to fight newborns, but I’m sure there’s some key tidbits that might be used against the Cullens in the future.

I like how the vampires and the werewolves have made some type of treaty and are working together in this way. It seems like there really is a tiny amount of change coming over them: the fact that they are even working together means that they’re moving in the right direction to perhaps one day not want to murder each other. In the words of Edward: “To think it’s come to this, though! Trusting werewolves!”

Question for the comments: Which of these Cullens is your favorite: Carlisle or Alice? Or which one would you rather have on your side in a fight? :D

——NOTES——

- I just added one of my songs as a free download on Youtube. Go check it out!

- Still working on the Robert Pattinson contest. Sorry it’s taking so long!

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  • Thomas Jefferson
    This is a really hard one. I love both Carlisle and Alice so much. I don't think I can decide between them when picking my favorite Cullen (well, basically I can't pick between any of the Cullens - besides Rosalie - when it comes to picking my favorite). If I had to choose between Carlisle and Alice to have by my side in a fight... Being that I am very much like Carlisle in the way that I probably wouldn't be able to bear destroying someone, even my enemy, it would probably be best to have Alice at my side so at least some of the work that we had gone to do would get done. And although Carlisle has been a vampire for much longer than Alice, she can see the future and that would be a very helpful advantage.
  • My favorite would be Alice, for sure. She shares a lot of personality traits, (other than the physic, thing) with me. She has so much spirit, energy and hyperactivity in her.
  • Poppy
    ohh i would have to puck alice she is probably my fave cullen other then edward n emmet ( he does make me laugh)of course plus she so sweet n tiny she always make me laugh when im re-reading the books plus she is a very good fighter but i do luv carlisle actually i love all the cullens including rosalie cause you see her point of view in eclipse which i think is good cause it makes her look not as bad. xxxx oh n when u wrote this It’s like giving the United Coalition Of Burglars a grand tour of your museum, complete with displays of your hollow air vent system, alarm control panel and ring of keys.” made me lmao so funny . xxx
  • Cherry
    Alice has ALWAYS been my favorite.
  • Tori Schmitz
    ok so if its just between alice and carlisle. i like Alice better- though there are those who think Carlisle is more human he is more of- i'm not sure how to explain it but Alice seems more natural outspoken irrational sporatic.
    Alice can make you laugh, soothe you. In a fight i would want Carlisle becuase he can keep you reasonable- and although Alice sees the future it changes rapidly and in the time it takes for her to update everyone else the new path can already have taken effect.
  • ann
    lol! i like you. i like edward. i like that you like edward. :) you're awesome
  • Victoria
    LMAO! First I have to say I'm loving the album covers! That last one does remind me of Charlie! I would have to say that Alice is my favorite! I love Carlisle too, but just getting to know Alice a little better is what did it for me. I would love to have both of them by my side in a fight. carlisle knows how to keep the peace and Alice can see the person's next move and how things will end up.
  • Jo
    ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE AAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE LUV HER :)
  • Laura
    Hmm. I think I like Alice better. Her character always brings something funny to the story. It's weird because I usually don't like overly chipper girls.

    As far as a fight goes, I'd want Alice on my side. Carlisle would probably spend so much time not wanting to kill whoever was fighting me that I'd end up dead.
  • Didina
    My favorite would be Alice, for sure. She shares a lot of personality traits, (other than the physic, thing) with me. She has so much spirit, energy and hyperactivity in her, you know?

    As for the fight thing, I'd choose Alice. I mean, its great that Carlisle as 3 centuries worth of expirence and knowledge of sharp medical instruments behind him, but he's a pacifist. He DOES NOT fight, therefore, I would end up bloody on the ground. Plus, Alic is physic.
  • Turthfully, Alice. I like her better than Carlisle because she is around more and actually talks and seems to have more character than Carlisle seems to have. To me, it only seems he had a past and a few morals.

    Alice... is completely other story, as I'm sure you know.
  • devz30
    @Maddy Cullen: "now i really love her, thanks to Breaking Dawn."

    You liked rosalie in Breaking Dawn? She wasn't really that likeable in book 2 of Breaking Dawn. Because it was in HIS perspective.

    Hope that didn't give any spoilers, though =P

    AND
    heeeeyy

    Most people chose Alice, what about Carlisle?
  • devz30
    I'll answer both questions anyway.

    "Which of these Cullens is your favorite: Carlisle or Alice?"

    Alice. She can predict the future and everything, it's cool. I don't know exactly why, though, but she's my favorite ever since New Moon.

    "Or which one would you rather have on your side in a fight?"

    This one, I'd have to say Carlisle. He's a doctor and everything, so he's gonna be pretty useful when the moment comes. And... all the vampires are strong and quick, so I'm not choosy when it comes to the fighting part. Eclipse sort or brings more emphasis to that. Carlisle is more... wiser? and in control though, so it's him I choose.... Not that Alice isn't in contol and not wise, but Carlisle just gives sort of a greater support I guess... Fatherly figure? lol. Dunno.
  • BrooklynBridges
    I have to say, I love Alice best(after Edward, but before the crazy lions). Not only can she see the future, but she does'nt hesitate to use it against you - and i have a feeling we would have a fun time at Forever21. Carlisle is great, but you have to admit, he's noooo fun! He's too calculating. It's like his life is a big giant chess game. I think there's a metaphor for that but i never liked metaphors much anyway.
  • Carrie
    I absolutely adore Carlisle, but I love Alice even more...Chapters 17 & 18 were very interesting. I also thought Jacob was very bold for showing up at Bella's party. Either he doesn't really think the Cullens are as dangerous as he wants Bella to believe they are, or he's very cocky. I doubt the wolves could've taken on the Cullens. It also occurred to me that it might be dangerous for the Cullens to show the wolves just how to defeat vampires & to let them see each of their skills. Just goes to show how trusting they are.
  • Gaby
    Sorryyy!! I pressed the sub mit button by accident.

    I have to say my favorite Cullen is Alice. I just love her spirit, and her good-nature personality. She was always nice towards Bella, even in the first book when the other Cullens were aprehensive about Edwards new found love. But Emmet also has my heart, like Bella, i don’t have an older brother. And i see Emmet like an older brother to Bella, always annoying her because is his obligation. Carlisle is obviously the father figure, and he’s always so understanding and supporting on everything, even if they make a mistake. I love that about him, i wish more people were like them. Those are my 3 favorite Cullens (aside from Edward of course) ;)
  • Gaby
    Sorryyy!! I pressed the sub mit button by accident.

    I have to say my favorite Cullen is Alice. I just love her spirit, and her good-nature personality. She was always nice towards Bella, even in the first book when the other Cullens were aprehensive about Edwards new found love. But Emmet also has my heart, like Bella, i don't have an older brother. And i see Emmet like an older brother to Bella, always annoying her because is his obligation. Carlisle is obviously the father figure, and he's always so understanding and supporting on everything, even if they make a mistake. I love that about him, i wish more people were like them. Those are my 3 favortie Cullens (aside from Edward of course ;])
  • Gaby
    Sorryyy!! I pressed the sub mit button by accident.

    I have to say my favorite Cullen is Alice. I just love her spirit, and her good-nature personality. She was always nice towards Bella, even in the first book when the other Cullens were aprehensive about Edwards new found love. But Emmet also has my heart, like Bella, i don't have an older brother. And i see Emmet like an older brother to Bella, always annoying her because is his obligation. Carlisle is obviously the father figure, and he's always so understanding and supporting on everything, even if they make a mistake. I love that about him, i wish more people were like them. Those are my 3
  • Gaby
    Hey!!!
  • Cara
    Alice on both counts. She's awesome :D
  • Ashley
    I'm pretty sure Carlisle is way better than Alice.

    And by that, I mean, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, CARLISLE PWNS.

    Carlisle is the original Cullen. And the first is always so much better than the sequels.
  • ruthie
    i would absolutely pick Alice. i mean, i love Carlisle. but Alice has always been my favorite. she's just so funny and nice. i would love to have her as a sister. she's like the Aslan of Twilight. always there to save the day. lol
  • Gigi
    I ABSOULUTLY LOVE ALICE. dont get me wrong Carlisle did start it all and he is awesome but i can just relate to ALice.
  • definitely Alice.shes one of my favorite characters.i love carlisle too but Alice is my pick for who id rather have in a fight.
  • ZOMG
    KALEB

    THAT ALBUM COVER IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF YOUR FAMILY ISN'T IT

    I KNEW IT!! The Nation Family Singers!!!
  • Maddy Cullen
    definatly Alice! Though i love carlisle, Alice is so cool! she's really amazing at fighting, i mean.. she could beat jasper! of course my favourite cullen is Edward ( BY SOOO FAR) but i love them all to pieces. i really love Jasper and Emmet. And of course i love Esme.I didnt like Roasalie in Twilight. HATED her in New Moon, what with the telling Edward Bella was dead and all. But i really started to like her in Eclipse, and now i really love her, thanks to Breaking Dawn. But if i had to choose between Alice & Carlisle. i would pick alice. The website is amazing, i love it :] mady cullen xxxx
  • Katilyn
    Alice is totally my favorite. and I would definately want her on my side in fight, especially seeing as Carlisle hates to kill anyone. Not that I'm saying we don't need peace-makers, but if I'm getting attacked by Victoria I'd definately want a fighter by my side.
  • Caroline
    Alice for sure, but it could have something to do with the fact that I recently cut my hair really short, and one day found that when I flipped it out I looked exactly like her. ha.
  • Jaclyn.
    Easy.
    Alice. Alice. In that order.
    a) Alice shops.
    b) Alice can fight.
    I LOVE HER SOOOOOO MUCH!
    And she just has a really great personality. Totally the type you'd want for a sister.
    ilu!
  • Margaret
    For a fight, I'd rather have Alice - because Carlisle is a "peacekeeper". In general, Carlisle is my favorite character in the series. :D
  • Ashley
    Alice for strategy, because of the whole knowing what's going to happen (as long as there aren't wolves around, I spose) but I think I'd prefer Carlisle because he'd be much more likely to stop the whole potential fight, and I'm not big on confrontation, let alone getting physical seeing as I have the strength of a noodle.
  • Victoria Elizabeth
    Lol. Alice is beast.

    Garrett would be my first choice though, if he were available.

    "Oh noes — Garrett protect meh!"
  • Melissa (melissaturkey)
    its always been a tie for me, I love carlisle but alice is a bundle of awesomeness of a different brand, but they're both amazing so I cant pick! i love them both!
    but in a fight I would pick alice everytime, carlisle is reluctant to fight, he's a peaceful person by nature (yes I know how weird that sounds describing a vampire) and is just well against it to a point, like I said, reluctant.
    alice has been with jasper for quite some time now and he's the best, so alice learned from the best and she's wicked fast, we've seen evidence of her fighting skills and to put it mildly she's great. I'd definately want her on my side.
  • jenb
    I have always absolutely loved Alice. She is so awesome I wish she was my sister! And after seeing her fight in Eclipse (and tearing off James's head in the movie)I would even want her more!
    Carlisle has always been a fav as well. He just a good kind man who can do no wrong!
  • Mel
    Carlise because I will be able to get closer to Edward AFTER the fight. You know that old saying- first the father then the son.
    Alice because she'd be a great fun and would be able to see what we should do DURING the fight.
    Funnily enough I'm a bit split about which is more important. Hmmmm.
  • 1eclipsereader2another
    theoretically speaking, i think carlisle is the better fighter because he has three hundred years of experience. i wouldn't underestimate him because he is non-violent. i would clarify why i think he is a better fighter than alice, but then i would ruin eclipse 4 you. my reasons are located in further chapters of eclipse. she is one of my favorite cullens though.
  • Shelly
    ALICE!!!! For both favorite and who I'd rather have with me in a fight. Other than Edward, Alice is my FAVORITE character. Carlisle ranks at about number 6 on my favorite character scale. (It goes Alice, Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, ect. Mind that they all fall VERY close together and even shift places depending on the day.
  • Rose
    i would definitely prefer to have alice on my side in a fight over carlisle. carlisle would feel bad even about taking a bad vamp's life. besides, he can't see the future.
  • Clara Renee
    ALICE!! (Carlisle doesn't want to hurt anyone so he would suck in a fight)
  • Clara Renee
    Don't Forget!!! In New Moon Bella goes to the Baseball Field and that's when Laurent comes to get her! it mentions that place in like every book(that you read so far I don't want to spoil BD for you)!
  • Amanda
    Alice all the way. No contest whatsoever.
  • Lauren
    Whoops, spelled your name wrong.. *K*aleb... =\
  • Lauren
    I think Alice is completely awesome. Who wouldn't want a vampire who sees into the future on your side? I mean I can see how someone would choose Carlisle... I admit he does have good negotiation skills and he's been a vampire way longer than Alice. But Alice is graceful and precise, she knows all the possible outcomes. :) It's like she always knows what to do. I named my car after her... haha. This is my first time reading your responses to the Twilight books, thanks Caleb for the enjoyment! :o)
  • Kyra
    even though my favorite cullen is Alice, i would much rather have Calisle be my partner in a fight since he has been around longer and knows many different ways to fight.
  • Mellie
    My favorite Cullen in emmett. I just can't get past the teadybear. lol. but between Carlisle and Alice, i would want alice for her power, and Carlisle for his experience.
    I would say alice jsut cause i would want to know if i got out alive.
  • Becky
    I'd rather have Alice on my side in a fight because Carlisle is too compassionate to really fight anyone. But it would be extremely nice to have a doctor with 300 some years of practice nearby during said fight. And of the two, Alice is my favorite.

    lucky, I had to go to school on Martin Luther King day... but we have had 3 days off for snow so I guess that makes up for it.
  • Mmary
    Alice is definately my favorite Cullen. She's only my second favorite character, though. Jake is number one!!

    Haha, I started writing Jacob, but after the "C" I decided to write Jake, and it ended up as Jace, for those of you who know who that is!!! =D
  • OMG! By the way, love love LOVE that the song for these chapters! That's my favorite song that reminds me of Twilight and every time I hear on a podcast or something I start screaming.
  • Alice is definitely my favorite Cullen, hands down. She’s my favorite besides Edward. Don’t get me wrong, I’m kind of in love with Carlisle, but Alice is so bubbly and funny. As for who I would want on my side in a fight…I’m going to have to say Alice, and this is a pretty bad reason, but Carlisle doesn’t like killing people, I’m not saying Alice does but she wouldn’t be as…hesitant.
  • Amanda
    Hmmm tough...i think i like Alice...though i have nothing against Carlisle. I just think he needs to loosen up a little. Alice is soo much more fun.

    But in a fight i would have Carlisle....he can calm things down a bit at least,...
  • Kimber
    Definately my favorite would be Alice. I have her t-shirt for Hot Topic actually, haha. Carlisle is just too...calm for me, I suppose. At least Alice has spunk.

    Since we are on this discussion, I think it's only fair that I wear my Alice shirt tomorrow to start my new classes at school.
  • Mel
    I think I'd want Alice on my side. Her ability to see the future would allow her to intercept any move made on either of us. That's if it came to a fight.
    I'd want Carlisle on my side as well. He's excellent at being reasonable and talking out situations. So maybe he'd be able to prevent a full on fight.
    I also like the point you brought up, Kaleb, about the Cullen's teaching the werewolves how to kill vampires... the thought never even crossed my mind that they were essentially teaching the werewolves how they could kill the Cullens. But there is the treaty that makes them unable to kill each other.
    Also, I wondered when you would find yourself at the ending of a chapter and not be able to stop from continuing to the next one!
  • Mariana
    For me, the Cullens go in this order:
    Jasper, Alice, Edward, Emmett, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie

    I guess it would be good that Alice could see the future, but we can't see what she sees so it would take time for her to explain.

    But, for herself, her future seeing works out great!

    And, Carlisle is much more reluctant to kill anyone, so it would be better to have Alice.

    If I had a choice of all of the Cullens, it would be Jasper, because he is an awesome fighting machine
  • ERIKA
    Between Alice and Carlisle, I'll go for Alice. But if I had to choose among the Cullens, I'd pick Emmett! I just love him. :)
  • Luana
    Alice, definitely. She is so fun and bubbly!! I'd get bored pretty quick of Carlisle.

    As for a fight, again, definitely Alice. Carlisle would probably want to make peace - I'd rather just get on and kill them all!!!
  • Laura
    Carlisle always has been and always will be my favorite Cullen (Edward just isn't my type hehehe =3), but I think I'd much rather have Alice on my side of a battle--I think I'd feel safer if she was the one protecting me. Not that I don't think Carlisle would protect me, but...I don't know. He's just too compassionate, too...I don't know. I would never want to see him in battle. I'd just feel safer if Alice was watching my back, because she's got the element of surprise on her. I don't know. I love them both. =]
  • Alice would be my favorite of all the Cullens actually. I really like Carlisle of course, but he doesn't seem as fun to hang out with.

    In a fight I'd rather have Alice as well. She seems lethal and it also seems she can go from sweet to ruthless when the situation calls for it. Carlisle seems to reluctant to kill even when necessary.
  • Marlien
    "...the moment that Jacob even considers working with them, she sees that as their future..." Alice wasn't able to see Jacob's future, right? So, the moment he decides to help them, she sees the future concerning the fight turn black.

    Regarding favourite Cullens: Carlisle really is my favourite. He has lived for so long, and must have been through a lot. And for a vampire to be able to practise as a doctor? That's almost a superpower!
    Maybe Alice would be more profitable in a fight, as she feels less obliged to show mercy. I don't think great compassion is a favorable treat in a fight; being able to see the future is.
  • Dii
    Carlisle, didn't even have to think about it. He is my favourite Cullen overall, so yes, I'd side with him. Besides, he's the one who knows the most, and the kindest. I'd trust his judgement all the way. Even if Alice can see the future.
  • Cee
    But if I got to chose between Alice and Carlisle, I'd definitely go for Alice ! I don't really know why though...
  • Cee
    Aww, it's hard to pick one Cullen over the other...I like many of them...

    Hum...I like (or love ?) Edward (of course !). But sometimes he gets on my nerves when he is with Bella (or maybe is it Bella that sometimes gets on my nerves when she's with him ?).

    I really like Emmett : he is funny, the strongest vampire and apparently a great brother to his siblings. I picture him like a big, nice (but really strong) teddybear.

    I like Alice too. She's great. But sometimes I'd just want her to stop moving and doing stuff. I picture her like a pixielike girl that can't stand still in one place (even if she is a vampire and therefore a rock !).
  • mel
    this is Twilight Guy- thought I'd share his website since I have recently discovered him...I knew of him but hadn't checked him out. mel
  • Camy
    Although most people here claim they want Alice on their side, I have to say against them. I love her, of course, but I would rather have Carlisle on my side. His knowledge and experience with the Volturi would probably prevent the fight from happening in the first place. Stephenie didn't do him justice in BD... he should have gotten the thing down a better road with the Volturi's.
    But that's just my opinion. I still love Alice ;) ^^
  • Talkerwolf
    Alice? Carlisle? Alice? Carlisle? The only thing that is putting me to favouring Alice is that I can actually spell her name. LOL :))
  • CherryChik
    Carlisle cause he's pretty to look at and he knows people, he can hook you up with some bad a** vampires.
  • Kate
    I would rather have Carlisle on my side because he has a sort of authority that will make the group you are fighting against almost question themselves.
  • April
    I'm betting on Alice! While some of her visions are fuzzy, she is one persistant little creature. She is just as fiercely protective of Bella and won't hesitate to squeal on her. She is a force of nature and you just can't beat the Cullen women!
  • kelsie
    i love this song kaleb! lol...
    if i could have anyone on my team it would be alice for sure
  • Kat
    So, this is the first time I've stopped by your site, and I have to say, you are made of awesome. I'll be stopping by a lot more in the future. :)

    As for the post... LOL! Gregorian chant music all the way! I've been making up a Cullen family playlist with all kinds of old-fashioned music, and Gregorian chant music is at the top of the list because it reminds me of Carlisle. And speaking of which...

    You just HAD to go and ask me to pick between my two favorite Twilight characters of all time, didn't you? :D I love you for that, and I loved reading all the comments on this entry. It truly warms my heart to see so much Carlisle and Alice love!

    As for my answer... I have to admit, Carlisle will always be my favorite Cullen (but just barely more than Alice). He's just so compassionate and noble. But like I said, Alice comes in a close second, because she's so darn fun, and she never fails to crack me up.

    As for in a fight, though? I guess I'll go with Alice, just because she's so good that she beat Jasper. BUT I have to say, I think Carlisle might surprise us all, if he was ever forced into a situation where he had to fight (like for his family's survival, for example). Sure, he's generally a pacifist, but I just have this feeling like he might have some tricks up his centuries-old sleeves. ;)

    (Btw, I'm sorry to hear about all the YouTube problems. That just sucks. Hope it gets sorted out soon. *hugs*)
  • Ashley
    i'm glad to know i'm not the only that's put too much thought into Alice's music choices...hours and hours of my day have been devoted to just that.

    omg! i've seen those album covers before! eeeekkkk!

    let's see....the movie showed us how great of a fighter alice is, so i would want her to help me in a fight.

    but i love Carlisle...i mean his entrance in the movie...WOW! plus, he's always so calm and wants to be good, you know? i think the rest of the cullens have learned alot from him and become more compassionate like him. they always go to him when they need to make a difficult decision.
    i think i'm gonna agree with Tina on this one, i'd love to talk to carlisle and learn from his centuries of knowledge and experience, but i'd like to go shopping with Alice too. we could steal a porsche or two.... :D
  • tina
    There is no easy answer here. I would love to sit in Carlisle's den and just talk to him - hear about his centuries of experience and knowledge. He is so compassionate and loving! But, if I wanted to hang out, have some girl time and do some shopping, Alice would be the one I'd choose, hands down!!

    In a fight, I'd choose Jasper (I know that wasn't an option...). He has the most experience dealing with newborns. Emmett would be right there at the top of my list, as would Edward. Of course, Alice would have to be there, seeing the future and helping everyone else. Carlisle would only be there because he loves his family and is trying to protect them!

    Oh - and I have to say, I really think you looked into my parents' music collection from the late 60's, early 70's. It's scary - really scary!!
  • Billy
    Well seeing as though Alice is my third favorite character, she beats Carlisle in my rankings. She's pretty amazing.
  • altissimus
    I can just imagine Alice playing Gregorian chant and organ fugues at the party. That would be priceless.

    I would say it's a bad idea for the Cullens to teach the werewolves vampire-killing tricks, but the werewolves really do need training to be able to defeat the newborns, and the Cullens really don't want any werewolves to die. They're really growing a lot closer than just a treaty. It's more of an alliance, and seems to nearly border on friendship. OK, maybe that's a stretch.

    Anyway, between Carlisle and Alice, it's hard to decide. I do have to say, though, that Alice is sometimes very superficial and a little annoying, while Carlisle never is. Carlisle's pretty much perfect, but Alice is more interesting and fun. In a battle, Carlisle would be a great leader, but Alice would be more useful as a fighter because of her agility and skills. I really can't decide between them. I love them both so much.
  • Hm. I'd have to say my favorite Cullen(s) are Alice and Emmett. I love Alice because...well, she's Alice. She sees the future, she rocks at all things fashion (there are days I wish I had that kind of guidance, but most of the time it's jeans and t-shirts for me), and she puts the boys in their place. And Emmett just cracks me up. When it comes down to a fight, though, I think I'd have Alice on my side rather than Carlisle, mainly because Alice kind of has the element of surprise going for her. No one expects her to go all Vampire/Ninja-of-Doom on them.

    You're definitely right about school. But since term started last week, I've only been to class twice because of the wonderful Iowa weather! And no class today makes me a happy camper.

    Death Cab and "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" = made of win. And those albums covers are terrifying. O_O;
  • Savannah
    Alice! Definitely Alice!
    Carlisle hates to fight, and Alice can tell the future, so I'd much rather have Alice by my side! And if I fought by her, that would mean I would get to see her! Yaay!
  • Jen
    I love love love Alice! Her sense of humour and her cute rage is the best! Don't get me wrong, I also love Carlisle but he didn't snap James' neck in the movie either (While looking completely girly and graceful at the same time)..
  • McKenna
    Tough question! I'd have to say that Alice has earned her Awesome Card from me. Carlisle is great, but as a friend . . . Alice. And I'd rather have her on my side in a fight. I can't see Carlisle fighting. He's too peaceful for me to imagine it. And Alice can see the future.
  • Em
    i LOVE this site BTW! It gives me my twilight fix/laugh for the day whenever you have posted. Just wanted to say that you should love Alice. She is AMAZZZZING, and i want her for my best friend, because i soo would NOT mind being a human paper doll for her to dress up, among other things.

    Oh and THANK YOU THANK YOU! I have been trying to figure out who sings Follow You Into The Dark, since i heard it on Scrubs two weeks ago!It has been driving me Crazy, so now i can sleep again.
  • Aria
    Oh Alice! I have more fellow feeling with her than I do with Bella. Plus in a fight she could choose to play with you for hours ending you painfully slow, or make it quick and deadly efficient.

    I must admit I want to see a vampire loose a major limb... just to see what would happen
  • Sarah
    Alice is my favorite and i'd rather have her in my side in a fight. Carlisle doesn't like fighting and has voiced this numerous times. Alice has not (though i'm sure she would prefer not to do it either). plus she looks so innocent and weak and then when the fighting goes down its like ninja alice unleashed!
  • Nic
    Carlisle! All the way. Loved him in the books. I mean, come on. A young, hot doc who is crazy strong among other attributes?
  • Laura
    Yeah, I noticed your hari looked a little weird in the Youtube, but that's OK.
    We don't hate you for it.
    Oh gosh! You are evil, Kaleb! How could I ever decide?
    I like the character Alice in the boook more, but I love both in the movie, although in slightly different ways.
    Ashley Greene did an amazing job as Alice and Peter Facinelli was super hot with pale skin and blonde hair...
    But Carlisle wasn't so cool in the book, somehow. But I love them both,along with all of the Cullens
  • Marissa
    aww frick. I cant choose which one I like better >:(

    BUT as for in a fight, if it was a matter of life and death I'd go with Alice.

    Only because I think she's tough and could care less what she was destroying when things came down to it. I don't think i could subject Carlisle to such trauma when I know how compassionate a creature he is.

    Not to demean Carlisle or anything, I know he's passionate and would do anything to protect his family, but I'm hardly his family lol
  • Albert
    I would pick Carlisle cause he has more experience dealing with vampires (he used to live with the Volturi HELLO!) and i like all the Cullens, they are awesome!!!
  • Lori..
    I'd have to say Alice. She's the best friend that every girl would love to have, and she's an awesome fighter to boot. My best friend, (who is a very very enthusiastic Twilight guy) is in love with Alice. Carlisle is an amazing and compassionate leader, but Alice is definitely my favorite next to Emmett.

    Thanks for writing amidst such a crazy schedule, Kaleb!
  • Daniela
    Hi... this is my first comment... and i love your site!
    I think i would pick Alice maybe because of the way she is and moves and fight. She is one of my favorite Cullen too :)
    But I still like Carlisle!

    Your site is awesome!! You make me understand and see things in the books in different ways :)!!!
  • Sarah
    I love Alice, then Emmett, then Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, and Rosalie last (sorry but she's too vain).
  • Erika
    Alice would be my pick, definitely. As seen in chapter 18, she can easily evade any attack with her psychic abilities and would know exactly how to counter any attack.

    Besides, her and Jasper are sort of a package deal, so he'd most likely be with her. I can dream, can't I? :)

    Anyways, she's bound to have learned some tricks from him. Carlisle may be older, but I imagine him being too humane to put up a good fight.
  • Kendall
    I looooooove the song you picked for these chapters! It was my very first favorite song.

    I think I like Alice better, but I think that's just cuz she's short and hyper, and I can totally relate to that. But I'd like Carlisle to be with me if I was in a fight-like situation, cuz he seems to be able to work it out without resorting to violence.
  • Carlisle or Alice...
    Alice Wins in a Landslide!
    It's Not That I Don't Love Carlisle (Cuz I Do) But Alice is Just so Awesome!
    It's Hard to Describe Why She's My Favorite.
    I Guess it's Because She Just Always Has an Aura of Optimism & I Love How She Can Just Be Downright Weird Sometimes.
    And I Love How in the Movie She Snaps James's Neck. Now That Was Just Made of Awesome.
  • Flora
    I am up to the same chapter as you are and I am thoroughly enjoying your commentary! Keep up the good work and hysterical side notes.
  • yen
    hey, sorry to be taking up your time. i know you have a lot to worry about right now. but thanks. :D
    i honestly dont know which i would pick. i think carlisle is super hot. lol. but i think alice would have to be my favorite. shes just a happy thing, and cool.
    but i do get what you mean about the cullens teaching the pack. i hadnt thought of it that way before. carlisle is a good example for the rest of them to trust their "mortal" enemies in such a manner
  • Hanalee
    Carlisle is my favorite character in the book! Him and Aro, they're pretty amazing. There's just something so genuine about Carlisle that I just adore him. Alice is cool, but Carlisle just can't be topped. In a fight though...I'd have to take Alice. I think Carlisle might be like, "PEACE! We must talk about our problems!" and not really be much help :/ But he's still my favorite!
  • Alex
    Baaah I'm in love with Alice and Ashley Greene.
  • I love your blog !! :D
  • Codi
    This is the first post of yours that I have read. I smiled through the whole thing. I love to find those few people out there with some originality!

    Anyways, Alice hands down. She's just so darn cute! And you gotta love a girl with fashion sense.

    I always seem to kind of forget about Carlisle. He's always there in the back of my mind somewhere, but I mean the very back.
  • Joyce
    I see you still haven't finished the Twilight series yet. If you really like Alice, read the rest of the books.
  • Caitlin
    Wow, two chapters in one post! Yes, we should thank MLK for this.
    As far as who would I want? I would have to say Alice. She is a pretty wicked, but cool fighter! Did you see her with James in the movie? That was wicked! Anyways! She can see the future, so she could see the person's attack and know how to counter it. She would be really good to have in a fight.
    Oh! Loved the showing a burglar a museum comparison. I was laughing out loud! :-)
  • Blair
    Kaleb!! Thanks for posting!! Another good part of my day!:)

    Alice is definately one of my favorite characters!!! So I choose her!!! But I still love Carlisle!
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