
EDWARD MEETS BELLA…IN REAL LIFE
Dear Kaleb,
So up until about two months ago, my Twilight knowledge was limited to mocking any girl I saw for reading “that apple book”.
But when I moved across the country to live with my uncle, swapping into a co-ed high school with my cousin, out of nowhere there were apples, flowers, ribbons and chess pieces everywhere there was estrogen, including the desks of some of my teachers! It roused my curiosity a bit more and I asked my cousin about it, worried I’d find out she was as crazy obsessed with it as all the other girls were. To my huge relief, she informed me that she wasn’t. She was just starting the first audio-book a friend had lent her. It was supposed to be this epic love story. Bleh.
Anyway, Liz got me invited to a friend’s party later that week since I was the ‘new guy’. Just after I got there, I spotted a girl across the room chatting up with some friends. The most conspicuous thing about her was that she was wearing casual clothes at a Halloween party.
I asked Liz about her and she kinda did a double take when she saw who I was talking about. Told me that was Bella, the girl who’d lent her the Twilight audio. I felt weird just walking up to her out of nowhere so I asked Liz if she’d introduce me and she obliged.
“Hey, guys. This is my cousin,” she told them casually, “Edward, this is Bella.”
And the girls totally flipped, especially Bella. Scared the crap out of me too. They squealed and giggled and I turned beet red, feeling like an idiot since I’d always hated my full name.
“Just Eddie,” I corrected with a glare at my cousin as I shook Bella’s hand.
Out of nowhere (again) the girls decided to unanimously ditch the two of us with some lame ‘dying of thirst’ line, leaving Bella and me alone. So in an attempt to make small talk, I asked her about her outfit and if she couldn’t find a costume. She blushed quite obviously and told me she was dressed as ‘Bella Swan’
Logically, I figured that meant she really COULDN’T find an outfit. When I told her as much, she gave me a LOOK.
“Bella Swan? From Twilight?” she asked me, like it was supposed to be clear as day.
“The apple book?” I asked, not having any idea whatsoever what that had to do with anything.
“You really don’t KNOW?” she said, almost laughing.
This exchange led into a long and detailed conversation which started with explaining (to my embarrassment) about the novel’s characters EDWARD Cullen and BELLA Swan and why my introduction sent her and her friends into fits of hysteria. It lasted pretty much the entire party, about vampire baseball and how transformed human blood makes vampires stronger, the whole deal. When the party ended, she tattooed most of my forearm with websites to check out if I was interested, including this one. Thrown somewhere in the middle was her number.
So before my uncle came around to pick us up, I asked Liz, casually as I could, if I could upload the audio book to my MP3 player. She rolled her eyes, as she pulled out her iPod and lent me a headphone.
Three weeks later, we’d gone through all four audiobooks and I was starting to follow the movie news (was I the only one who NEVER saw that proposal coming?). Liz’s crowd, including Bella (who I’d been talking to since Halloween) invited me to go to the midnight movie.
As we were walking out, I figured now or never and asked Bella if she wouldn’t mind being my stupid lamb. Ignoring her friends who awwed and cheered behind us, she just laughed and told me that she was glad it didn’t take me 90 years.”
Submitted by Eddie
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January 20th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Hahaha, this is my favorite yet!
I started crackin up when she said, “Edward, this is Bella.” Because we didn’t know what his name was up until that point!
Happy Twilighting!
January 20th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Awww…..It’s midnight, I just finished writing a horrible DBQ (document-based question) for history, and this just cheered me up so much. That is the wierdes thing ever! I can just imagine what was going through Liz’s mind when she realized that “Eddie” wanted to meet Bella. So sweet!
January 20th, 2009 at 12:22 am
awww! you see things like that don’t happen often especially to me haha, how cute how he said would you be my stupid lamb? super sweet ๐
January 20th, 2009 at 12:50 am
how cute was that? i had this inkling of what the name of this TwiGuy is, but reading it still caused me to go ‘aww’ because, really, how often do you find stories like that? i mean, this book series bringing so many couples together. Stephenie Meyer’s pure awesomeness.
oh, and i found it funny that, while Edward (Cullen) minds being called ‘Eddie’, this guy wants to be called just that.
really sweet story. when will something like that ever happen to me?!
J.
January 20th, 2009 at 1:09 am
That was the best story so far!! Well, it might be tied with the proposal, or the boyfriend who doused himself in sparkles and climbed through his girlfriend’s window.
I would have died if I witnessed that exchange. How meant to be is it?! Edward, this is Bella. Jeez. Poor guy. Had no idea what he was getting into lol. I had a feeling when he noticed the girl dressed casually at a Halloween party that she would be dressed as a Twilight character haha. What did surprise me was the name significance.
January 20th, 2009 at 1:09 am
I love this story. Am still trying to convince my guy that being a twilight guy isn’t the worse thing in the universe…he’s starting a support group for The Significant Others of Girls Who Like Twilight. He did go to the movie with me though…
January 20th, 2009 at 1:23 am
HAHAH! Best Twilight Guy Report for me. That is so sweet. :’)
January 20th, 2009 at 2:15 am
hahaha that is awesome
lucky bella.
it is a little odd however that no one had ever told him the main characters names…or that he hadn’t seen them printed on a bilboard somewhere[or everywhere] :p
…and i never thought the audio book would be as good but it must be okay
January 20th, 2009 at 2:32 am
This one is my favorite so far. How cute!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 2:37 am
ome! that is the best thing EVER! Flipping awsome! love it!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 3:07 am
XD Twiligth AKA the matchmaker XD
January 20th, 2009 at 3:22 am
Aww that is soooooo cute!!
*sighs*
January 20th, 2009 at 3:28 am
HAHA.
My fave story yet. =)
January 20th, 2009 at 4:18 am
aweeee xD thats so adorable.
the “dying of thirst” bit
made me chuckle.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:30 am
oh, this is just priceless. I’m still swooning and giggling. Loved how he finally asked her out and her response! Absolutely Edward-tastic!โฅ
January 20th, 2009 at 4:45 am
hahah… *LOVED IT*
best story so far!!
January 20th, 2009 at 5:37 am
awww !
that was faith ! who knew an Edward would actually meet a Bella .. in real life !
-and he was so clueless ! ♥
this probably one of my favorite stories yet
January 20th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Aww that’s so cute. haha
January 20th, 2009 at 7:49 am
Oh young people and your corny romances! Cute coincidence though…
January 20th, 2009 at 7:49 am
OME! That was totally awesome!!!! TOOOO CUUTEEE!!
January 20th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Haha I loved the last line. Real life Bella/Edward. Great stuff.
January 20th, 2009 at 8:37 am
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January 20th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Hahahah! this is cool! very funny! =)
January 20th, 2009 at 9:26 am
aww, that’s so cute
January 20th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Awww, Okay this is by far my favorite Twilight Guys Report yet!
January 20th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Hahaha! I love how at the end she was like I’m just glad it didn’t take you 90 years :p This was soo cute! It brightened up my day considerably.
January 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am
How Queer! At least you both were made for each other. Funny thing is my guys name is James Edward Howe. Hahahaahaaha!
January 20th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Ha! That is adorable!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 10:02 am
So cute!
January 20th, 2009 at 10:02 am
way too cute.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Now that was just adorable.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Oh my goodness. That was soooo cute (insert AAAAWWWW! here). Wish my name was Bella and I met an Edward. Maybe I’ll change my name someday ๐ Juuust kiddin’. But it was a really good Twilightguy story. It was so, so, so sweet. The best so far I think.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Awwwww, that’s adorable. Best TwilightGuy Report ever.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:15 am
AWWWWW! SO CUTE!
January 20th, 2009 at 10:19 am
HAHAHA! That’s freaky, funny and quite cute all at the same time. A couple named after two people in a book, especially Twilight. It’s kinda cool!
January 20th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Good for you Edward it didn’t took you 90 years! ^__^
Is this for real?? I loved it!
January 20th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Awwww that’s so cute!
I would have died laughing if I had seen that introduction. So great, especially how he was completely clueless about what his name just caused. lol And I loved how he asked her to be his ‘stupid lamb!’ Adorable. Why can’t that ever happen to me????
January 20th, 2009 at 10:24 am
That super cute! “Bella this is Edward” Ingenious ๐ Best story ever! Wish all well to Edward and Bella -real life. <3 You guys are so lucky to have eachother.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Surreal! Also, adorable. ๐ Congrats, man, all our guys should be as awesome as you.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Aww, how sweet! It made me smile when I was feeling depressed, so thanks Kaleb and Edward!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:02 am
W. O. W. That was friggin’ amazing! Tehe ๐ That was definately my favorite, ever. Hehe
January 20th, 2009 at 11:17 am
awww that is so sweet!! i love the ending when he asks her out saying ‘will you be my stupid lamb’! x
January 20th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Aww that is adorable! I loved it! One of the best stories so far! ^.^
January 20th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Oh, I forgot! It can’t be THE BEST, because I’m in love with the one about the guy who put glitter all over himself and snuck through his girlfriend’s window, and the Twi-Grandpappy…and some other ones. Tehe
And also, I would have died laughing at that meeting. “Edward, this is Bella.” Hahahaha
I would have been rolling on the floor for ages, and it’s be more like gasping for air or hyperventilating than laughing…And I’d also get a lot of weird looks. Tehe
Oh well, I already get those more than twice daily! 
January 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
That is indeed very cute XD Wow. And unexpected, too! I don’t think it would happen as easily with people with names in other languages, though ๐ And I don’t have a famous book name either, so there we go.
As they said above, this is the nicest story yet
January 20th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I hope they won’t have the same problems that the fictional Edward and Bella do. Hopefully there is no “Jacob” around to keep them apart. Adorable story, Kaleb. Thanks for sharing.
January 20th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
That is the sweetest story I have ever heard. Like, risking getting a cavity sweet.
January 20th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Awww….. kinda want me to change my name to ‘Bella’ now and try to ‘randomly’ *coughyeahrightcough* bump into a guy named Edward (not that I know one which means I have to go hunting for one first ๐ )
January 20th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
OME I love it!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Awwwwwww!!! That was so adorable it made me cry a little from the sheer adorable-ness! And I have no idea why I’m crying!!! GAH!!! This was just made of awesome. “Edward, this is Bella” XDDDDD I literally, went “NO. FRICKIN. WAY.” and then promptly broke out into fangirlish squeals of glee. XD Hahahaha…ahhhh!! *dies of cuteness* This has got to be one of my faves. ^^
January 20th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
*squeeel* That is SOOO adorable!!
January 20th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
AWWWWWWWWW
That was the best report EVER
@[email protected]
January 20th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
GOSH
IM CHANGING MY NAME TO BELLA, SO I CAN FIND AN EDWARD, and we’ll live happily evr after
January 20th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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That had to be the most adorable story ever posted on this website! There really is no contest. You guys had better stay together forever, unless some dude named Jacob turns up. And that would be just plain creepy. XD
January 20th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ sigh… I want to be a Bella!!!!!!!!!!

January 20th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
OME!! I love this one! it’s cute! ๐
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January 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Omg that was so freakin awesome!!
*sigh*
I agree with comment #53
Thst would be kinda creepy…
I wonder if they will get married and have a child named Renesmee.. XD haha
January 20th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
OME!
That’s the cutest thing ever!!!
That is my favourite one of them all
AWWWW!
โฅ
January 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I hope they stay together… you never know with HS romances. Lol… what if the girls name had been Jessica, or Tanya? How would the friends have taken THAT?
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January 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
gah!!!!!!!!!!!! this was the best yet!!!! this really made my day!!! *giggles* this story is ADORABLE!!!!!!….. sigh…. why cant interesting things ever happen to me???lol.
vivs!!
January 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Wow, that’s just about the most adorable thing I have ever heard. I wish Eddie and Bella the best of luck C:
January 20th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
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January 20th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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January 20th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I KNEW having your name as bella was good luck. Crap. Mine is definitely not Bella. That story was adorable!! So incredibly cool. The only bad thing is that now every girl will envy this story forever. Me, included. Adorable though. Many aaawa from any female audience. And male, too, of course.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Awwie so sweet!
See guys – Twilight really can help you get the girl!
January 20th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
haha what a dweeb!! that would be so cute if it happend to me!!
January 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
LMAO
Edward, this is Bella..
thats BRILLIANT!
aw man. thats adorbale
January 20th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, this has to be the cutest story thus far. I just can’t stop smiling now
January 20th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
WOw, hey eddie? Start going by the full name. Seriosly. Wow that is pretty much the scariest thing ever. And what are the odds?
That’s really cool.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
aw that is so cute. I hope you guys work out and just don’t move because your brothers a prat okay. Because that would be bad.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Alice is definitely my favorite Cullen, hands down. She’s my favorite besides Edward. Don’t get me wrong, I’m kind of in love with Carlisle, but Alice is so bubbly and funny. As for who I would want on my side in a fight…I’m going to have to say Alice, and this is a pretty bad reason, but Carlisle doesn’t like killing people, I’m not saying Alice does but she wouldn’t be as…hesitant.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Awwwww
Probably one of my favs <333
January 20th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Aww, that’s adorable. Definitely the best one yet. I love reading these stories.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
awwww:) I want an Edward:)
January 20th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
SOOOO many great lines could be said here.
such as: Does Eddie have any brothers, and if so, can I meet them?
question: do either of them know anyone named Jacob? Because THAT would be freaky.
But, wow seriously. Wow. This is offically my favorite Twiguy story ever.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Out of nowhere (again) the girls decided to unanimously ditch the two of us with some lame ‘dying of thirst’ line
That part was so great. And the whole fact that when they were introduced he had no idea what the “Bella this is Edward” meant. Hahahah, I would have laughed so hard!
Oh, and Krystol, if Jacob ever does come around, send him in my direction, I’ve been looking for him, but these Edwards keep getting in my way!
January 20th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
haha, “dying of thirst” line.
I just got that, yeah I’m slow today…
January 20th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the BEST story yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aw aw awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW=D =P
January 20th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
AAaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! ^^
that’s so adorable! that’s got to be the sewwtest thing on the internet. =) I wish I was Bella! I wish that sort of thing would start happening to me! =D I can’t stop smiling now! XD
January 20th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! My heart just melted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it when you keep posting cute stories like this, Kaleb. =D HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW CCCCCUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That is undoubtedly one of the best storied I have heard!!
January 20th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
By the way…if Eddie is really reading this than…..PLEASE go by you’re full name. PLEASE! But…watch out….you may get a few stalkers…You probably already do actually….
January 20th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
OH!! That is SO CUTE!!!
Best story.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
This is one of the best reports ever! And then he asked her to be his stupid lamb… that was so sweet… I nearly cried. Sorry, I’m a very big romantic.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Ok this story is the best ever! HAHA that is so weird but REALLY REALLY awesome! I mean I’m sure that you don’t hear stories like this often! I mean what are the chances?? Haha I have a friend named Bella who loves Twilight… I need to find her an Edward to hook her up with;) This story is so cool! You know I would have fainted if I was one of Bella’s friends standing there. Haha Eddie if your reading this you need to go to the twilight store and get the Bella’s engagement ring if you ever purpose to her=)
January 20th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
*sigh*
Why didn’t my parents name ME Bella. >.>
Hehe.
You go Eddie! That was super duper adorable!
January 20th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Probably the most adorable coincidence I’ve ever seen
January 20th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
LUCKY! OMG amazing story who would have thought this could actually happen and i wish I had an Edward.
January 20th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Wow so this is definetly my favorite twiguy story. i figured she was dressed as bella at the halloween party, but “Edward, meet Bella” i didnt see that one coming. i gotta admit im a little jealous of this one
January 20th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
that is soooooooooooooo adorable
just saying
i didn’t take the time to read the 85 comments ahead of me, but i’m pretty sure they’re probably similar
sorry, lame i know but i’m in the middle of highschool midterm week
so basically thanks for saving me from exam blues kaleb and pretty much OMG thats an AMAZING twilight guy story….
now if only i could find my own edward…..
January 20th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Awww! That was so cute. I was giggling through the whole thing. I mean that is a major coincidence. How many times do two people with those names meet and like Twilight. Or just the girl and then the boy.
It must be weird to have to listen to Twilight and hear your name in the story. Still, I thought that was a really good story!
January 20th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Aww! That’s REALLY weird/freaky, but in an amazing way haha. This makes me sad though that that wouldn’t happen to me :(. But seriously.. I would DIE laughing or fainting if I was around for the “Bella, this is Edward” hahahahahahahahaha.
January 20th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
That is the best story ever!!! Someone should write a book about it…oh wait… XD
January 20th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
[…] A real-life Edward meets his Bella at a Halloween party. Best True Story ever! […]
January 20th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Aw, that’s awesome! Definitely my favorite TwilightGuy story so far (except for Kaleb’s story, of course)
January 20th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Awwww. Thats the kind of cuteness that makes my face get all pinched and makes my eyes squinty.
January 20th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
AWWWWW! That’s just about the cutest thing I’ve heard. Its cute how he asked her out and her response.
January 20th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Ohhh my gosh, that was ssooooo cute! I loved this story the BEST so far!
January 20th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
That has got to be my favorite story ๐
I love her response at the end!!
That’s seriously the sweetest one yet.
January 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Wow that’s almost unreal! Best of luck to both of you! ๐
January 20th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
OMG this is sooo cute hehe good luck to both of you… this is like a fairy tale fiction GREAT!!! i love this … OMG Eddie you are so smart to have thought of that @@@!!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Didnt c that one coming! soooo sweet! One of my favs! =)
January 20th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I luv that story cuz thats soooooooooo kool.And i kinda had the same story.Its just that my name isn’t Bella.But it would be really awsome if it was!!!!!LOL
January 20th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
So sweet! Definitely ties with the glitter bf and the Twilight proposal.
January 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Awwwwwwwww!!! That was soo cute!!! Man!! My is my stupid name Ana and not Bella??? GOSH!!
Well anyways, that was really cute and sweet!!!
Peace! TEAM EDWARD!! (lol)
January 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
This is soooo adorable!!! Great job Eddie!
January 20th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Umm…i think i know who wrote this and i THINK i know the girl!!! OMG!! I’m going to ask him if it’s him!
January 20th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
OMG.. That story was sooooo OMG.. cute! Loved the ‘stupid lamb’ proposal..! That was real nice Eddie!
January 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Ha! “Would you be my stupid lamb?” That’s awesome. Probably the best proposal of “going-out” I’ve ever heard. The guys at my school need to do that.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
OMG. This is the BEST Twiguy report evar! :] it’s soooo meant to be, don’t you think?! gaaaaaah!!!
But heather’s right. It might be tied with the proposal and the guy who put glitter on himself. wow wow wow
January 20th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
this was the best one!ever!!!!man, i wish my name was bella!!!!:( haha!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
This is just too adorable!! It made my night!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Awww! How sweet! I love that!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
So adorable, that is my favorite one ever!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
OMG! That is SO CUTE!
awwww!! i feel like crying and screaming and AHH! lol
thats adorable!
*sigh*
January 20th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
As of now, this is my favorite report.
January 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! This is easilly my favourite story yet.
January 21st, 2009 at 12:52 am
aww… this is absolutely the sweetest and best twilightguy story i’ve ever read!! and trust me, i’ve read all of them. its so cute <33
January 21st, 2009 at 12:59 am
Awww This Story Is So Sweet.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:34 am
This has got to be one of my favorite stories yet!! So funny! And adorable!
January 21st, 2009 at 2:40 am
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
that is so flipping sweet
January 21st, 2009 at 7:11 am
OH EM GEE!!! wow… I fell outta my chair laughing…. that is SO strange and yet incredibly AWESOME! woot for the ‘real’ Edward and Bella!! congrats are in order for it not taking you 90 years too! =D
January 21st, 2009 at 7:56 am
Ohmy ๐
This is just such a coincidence manzxcz. I’ll also go gaga if I were to see a “Edward” & a “Bella” together XD
So sweeeeet ~
Thanks ๐
January 21st, 2009 at 8:46 am
Stick in my mandatory awwww! Honestly, I’ve never met a Bella in my life. Or a Carlisle, Jasper, Rosalie, Esme, or Emmet either. Also never a Laurent.
January 21st, 2009 at 8:57 am
OMG!! This is my favorite story ever!!!
January 21st, 2009 at 10:08 am
That was so cute!
January 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
I just loved that letter! I couldn’t help from smiling as I was reading it. Toooo cute! Edward finally found his Bella
January 21st, 2009 at 11:40 am
This is the best story you have ever posted. I’f I hadn’t been at school, I would have died laughing over the casual “Edward, this is Bella” too funny! the whole story is just sooooo cute and sweet, I loved this story!
January 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
AW! One of the best TwiGuy reports ever!!!
January 21st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
And there are so many references to the books in their meeting and conversation and story.
(ha, this time Bella wasn’t the new girl, Edward was the new guy)
January 21st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
that’s so funny! hahaha!!!
January 21st, 2009 at 1:35 pm
LOL. That’s sweet
January 21st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Yes, like every other comment, this is going to contain a huge “AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! THAT WAS THE SWEETEST THING EVERRRR!!! I WANNA EDWARD!!!” <3
And I just now got the “dying of thirst” part xD hilarioussss.If I had been one of those friends, I probably would have laughed myself silly for eons. xD
Poor Eddie; he had no clue what he was getting in to! I would’ve loved to have been that Bella :]
This is, by FAR, my favorite Twilight guy story EVER :]
Best luck to Eddie & Bella
January 21st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
that is adorable!
January 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
OMG! That was the best yet!! I totally screamed when it was like edward this is bella!! this is a true fairytale!!!
January 21st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Woah! That was so cute! I loved it. I still can’t even believe it was real! =]
January 21st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Aww. That’s the sweetest thing I think I’ve ever heard. So sweet it almost makes me wonder if he didn’t make it up lol. But I’m sure he didn’t, I’m just saying it’s super surreal. Congrats, all the best of luck!!
January 21st, 2009 at 5:27 pm
ohmygosh!

that’s just too darn cuuteeee!
January 21st, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Hey Eddie? if it doesn’t work out with Bella, will you marry ME?
January 21st, 2009 at 6:05 pm
That was one of the better written Twilight Guys Report in a while. It’s almost too good to be true.
January 21st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
awwwwwww
January 21st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
That is the sweetest story I’ve heard of in a while. I wish/hope that one day we will all find our own Edward. Bella is very lucky to find her Edward/Eddie (BTW PLEASE USE YOUR REAL NAME).
January 21st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
This is my favorite TwilightGuys Report! So cute!
January 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm
that was so cute!!! =]
January 21st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
that is the cutest thing ive ever heard in my life.
January 21st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
awwee ahah thats so cute
January 21st, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I am still swooning and giggling at the thought… just, wow!! “Edward, this is Bella” HOW PERFECT IS THAT?? I think fate intervened ๐
One of the cutest stories I have ever heard, and somehow there was a Twiguy story out there that beat the rest! And I thought the proposal and glitter one were hard to beat… just, WOW! This tops them all!!! ๐
Like many of the people out there, I can’t wait until something like this happens to me ๐ Just too perfect
January 21st, 2009 at 8:06 pm
This is the cutest one ever!
January 21st, 2009 at 8:18 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Ok omgsh, that was downright the cutest and most romantic story like ever!
I hope you last forever, just like Edward and Bella. ๐
January 21st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
that is the most cutest thing ever! best twilight guy story so far! I wish someone would ask me to be his stupid lamb!
January 21st, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Ok. That was cute, really cute. I’m jealous.
I hope they can last for eternity, like the original Edward and Bella.
lol.
January 21st, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Okay… I dont really have the same reaction as every other girl here… I thought this report was kind of “fake sounding”. I don’t know, but it sounds like the guy made up the story or at least exaggerated on certain parts… It just didn’t sound realistic.
January 21st, 2009 at 11:12 pm
awww I want to be someones stupid lamb and have something that coincidentally syooperb happen to me! Or atleast be second party to witnessing something so meant to be ! *whimpers* I’m jealous, lol.
January 21st, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Ahaha. Aw. So cheesy. Ahahah. I knew his name must be Edward. That’s pretty cool, though.
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 am
That was really cute, one of my favorite couple hook-ups caused by Twilight xDDD
But really, what are he odds of something like that happening? Lucky girl!
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:00 am
This just made my seemingly irritating day into a happy one!
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 am
nice…
so there’s really a happy ending in people’s lives…
a twilight ending that is..
hahahaha
^_^
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:24 am
I love your story…
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 am
so romantic *sigh*
so things like that do happen in real life after all ๐
*just crying a little*
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 am
that is soooo cute… i love it!
unexpected….. hmmm….
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:21 am
lol. everyone is either saying awwww or cute or both.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
cute!
lol.
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:01 am
Edward, two pieces of advice for you:
1) you’d better start using your full name
2) BEWARE a younger man named Jacob
This is THE BEST STORY EVER!
I wish stuff like that would happen to ME! at least now I know there’s at least ONE couple out there called Edward and Bella – and they’re fans! awwww! now I feel like crying, this is soooo cute!
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
OME thats sooo completely adorable i would’ve flipped out too if someone said “Edward this is Bella”lol thats so amazing!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
This is so amazing! WOW! How crazy is it that his name was Edward and hers was Bella!? And that this Bella was obsessed with twilight!? This is hilarious. It would be pretty crazy to have the same name as your favorite heroine in a book series and then stand there being introduced to a boy with the same name as the hero! That’d be awesome. This is my favorite twilightguys report so far!!!!
I actually have my boyfriend reading New Moon. It sucks because I spoiled the whole Victoria being in the water when Bella jumped off the cliff thing for him because I didn’t know that he hadn’t gotten to the part where Bella realizes that. He got pissed! He was like “it was her!!!??? why’d you tell me!?” lol oops.
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
*fangirl scream* that is CRAZY!! unforunately, i kind of doubt eddie is a vampire… BUT this makes me wonder: if edward is allowed to call emmett and jasper “em” and “jazz”, why does nobdy call him “ed” or “eddie”??? it waould only be fair…
anyway, yeah, this is my favorite guy story so far
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Aw that’s so cute! My mom has a friend who named her daughter Isabella, and another friend’s child is named Edward. Now they are about 4 years old, and Bella and Edward go on playdates. =D
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
108 Aree-
check back with us on twilightguy comments with your report from seeing if it is your friend. ๐
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Oh. My. Gosh!!!
This is so sweet! I shouldn’t be gushing right now, but I totally am!
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!
I laughed a lot. Eddie, you are great! The whole ‘will you be my stupid lamb’ comment was HILLARIOUS. But still totally cute.
LUCK!
ilua!
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
AWWWWWWW! That was the best story ever! Just way too perfect.
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
awwwww that’s so sweet *sighs* haha it’s pretty funny too. but so perfect
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Besides the Hale twins, I’d say this is probably one of the best yet. I couldn’t help the little feminine “aaaaaw!” as I read this. I mean…for real? How cute. And I don’t use that word lightly. Or the feminine “aaaaaw”s.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
This is so cute it hurts
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Is this a true story ? Because if it is, then it is really cute and very twilighty… if not… well I guess it’s a good story
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
omfg; that was adorable ^-^
<333 wish them the best of luck :]
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
omg! i hope they last forever!!! that is the sweetest thing ever!!!! :DDD
you just can’t not say AWWWW!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 am
The best part is that he didn’t know the names of the main characters, so he had no idea why they were hysterical. too funny…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 am
oh my gosh!!what a nice story!!great,awesome,humorous enough…hahaha
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 am
Awwwww!;D
Every part is DAZZLING and funny=D
Well,my fav part is when Eddie responded, “Just Eddie.”. He’s like Bella Swan who hates her whole name Isabella. How ironic!=))
And ofcourse…how can we ever ignore the “stupid lamb” and “massochistic lion” love affair;D
TWILIGHT is indeed not just a fantasy…but a shining fantasy that can and will touch the hearts of anyone…forever.=)
Btw, this is my first time too to visit this site and i LOVE it immidiately!=D
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
That is SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ironic and slightly creepy
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
OMG! This is like the cutest thing i’ve read o so far about twilight guys!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
=D hahahahahhaaahha
That was awesome xD
my FAVORITE of them all!
i love how he asked her to be his girlfriend!
lol wanna be my stupid lamb?
hahahaha love that part xD
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
That was SO adorably cute! I LOVED THIS STORY!!!! Man if I were there I would be one of the girls screaming when the cousin introduced him as Edward this is Bella!!!
O man I wish my name was Bella!
This story was amazing!!!!! <3
๐
P.S. the stupid lamb line was too die for! loved it!
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
That’s really really cute.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
LOL.
Coincidence, isn’t it?
“Edward, this is bella.” LOL
XD
And the last part was pretty funny too.
“…she was glad it didn’t take me 90 years.”
lmao
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
wow..that is just sweet.XD
goodluck to them:D
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
“As we were walking out, I figured now or never and asked Bella if she wouldn’t mind being my stupid lamb. Ignoring her friends who awwed and cheered behind us, she just laughed and told me that she was glad it didn’t take me 90 years.” – This is my favorite part of story, other than the part when they first met. How cool is it that two people with the same names as the two characters of the most awesomest book meet and now are dating ? Its either a coincidence or fate. I’ma go with fate on this one ( ;
January 24th, 2009 at 2:45 am
I think this is my favorite one so far.
The fact that THE Edward doesnt like to be called Eddie, but this one does, is a bit funny, though.
And being called the ‘stupid lamb’ would have been a bit insulting at first, but if I was Bella (XD), I would have said yes anyway. ๐
*slightly feminine ‘Aww’s!’ in background*
Believe me when I say I dont do that… except for that one time.
January 24th, 2009 at 5:12 am
love the story so much!!!
hahahahahahhaa
January 24th, 2009 at 6:11 am
this is so cute
January 24th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
this is fake! lol
January 24th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Oh my Edward. I think I’m tearing up!! Awwwweeeeee, that is so frikkin sweet. You win the awesomest Twilight guy award. Would you like a trophy or certificate?
January 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
awww that is by far the cutest love story related to Twilight I’ve heard! That made my day, because today I’ve had a pretty rotten day…
anywhooo
I think its awesome that this is your job! Happy Twilightin!
January 24th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
thats so awesome. && cute!..
his name is eddie!..
what a coincidence..i love the part when he said. “..if she could be my stupid lamb”
haha! i loved it.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
thats so awesome. && cute!..
his name is eddie!..
what a coincidence..i love the part when he said. “..if she could be my stupid lamb”
haha! i loved it…:D
January 25th, 2009 at 4:46 am
“would you mind being my stupid lamb?”
I think any girl would melt after hearing that…no matter his name was!
lol my bro’s gf has a 5-year old daughter named bella and she’s as obssesed w/ twilight as I am. were always planning bella’s future and how she’s gonna end up with a edward!
January 25th, 2009 at 6:31 am
cool! is this for real? waaa!!! i luv it
January 25th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Aww, that was awesome!!! Almost more romantic than the book itself… although… I wonder how often the real Bella and Eddie will check to see if the other one is like their fictional name-sharers…
January 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! that was soooo sweet!! I want to find mine edward, but unfortunately I’m not named Bella..
Aww, it was just so sweet..” and I asked her if she wanted to be my stupid lamb” holy cow, I wish I had a boy friend who could say that to me..!! ;D we would be talking twilight all say long, while we were lying on my bed, awww.. Soo cute..! <3
January 26th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
That is the cutest story in the world!!
January 26th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
awwwwwww.. that is so sweet!
the most romantic story ever!!
January 26th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I usually don’t comment these things.. but this time I had to. This was really cute! I love the ending especially. I liked how they met, too. Amazing story! =)
January 26th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
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January 27th, 2009 at 10:38 am
that is just too cute!!!!! this is definetely one to remember. I can’t believe this actually happened!!!! I wish them both the best of luck and that they will find the same love that bella sawn and edward cullen did.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Aww … that’s so amazing! I’m jelly! Oh, darn it! Seriously, amazing. I hope they really end up together when they’re older. They could have a little baby boy named E.J. or a little baby girl named Renesmee. How sweet! =D Go Eddie! And Liz! for introducing them. XD
January 27th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
ome. literally. so cute! Love it!
January 28th, 2009 at 1:33 am
That was so cute. Adorkable!
January 29th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
i think its kinda wierd, funny, but wierd that a reall life edward asked a bella to be a sheep…im a little scared right now, its sweet but a little freaky……a hilarious story good job^_^
January 30th, 2009 at 9:13 am
This story is so magic…
is so seems to book’s.
I hope the crush will be more
later.
January 31st, 2009 at 7:44 am
Hahahah! I laughed so hard at the part when Bella’s friends went hysteric and he said it “scared the crap out” of him. hahaha, niceeee.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:42 am
An inspiration to all the young, gallant Twilight guys. And, dude, to make you feel better, I didn’t see that proposal comming either.
February 9th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
i think it’s kind of cut how most guys think its lame-like this dude- and end up being sucked into all the buzz
February 11th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
awww that was really cute!!
February 14th, 2009 at 5:42 am
I thought that this was so so sweet…and it hopefully shows that there is still hope out there for all the Bellas like me!
February 17th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
sweet!….i’ve always wonder how to include the word “stupid” when asking someone to be your gf/bf…ha!ha!
February 27th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
that is so romantic…
March 20th, 2009 at 6:40 am
How sweet =)
March 25th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
awwww! that just too crazy!!!
i cant think of anything more romantic!
May 13th, 2009 at 2:44 am
see what twilight can do? what a nice story! lol!
May 16th, 2009 at 12:53 am
That is so cute!
May 16th, 2009 at 12:54 am
That is so cute
October 20th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
What a lovely story… I want to know MY Edward!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
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March 23rd, 2010 at 10:45 am
I love edward he is my boy friend and i can't wait to see the new relase of eclipse!
May 14th, 2010 at 2:10 am
I like this story… now… how to convince my darlin' hubby to read it… all that he does is tease me too… hmmm… he tells me that he got me the books so he wouldn't have to hear about it… well needless to say that didn't help that situation
May 14th, 2010 at 6:10 am
I like this story… now… how to convince my darlin' hubby to read it… all that he does is tease me too… hmmm… he tells me that he got me the books so he wouldn't have to hear about it… well needless to say that didn't help that situation
September 6th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
is this a true story
July 8th, 2011 at 10:12 am
twilight is my fav ! love bella and Edward ! if i could as good as Edward then i can afford to be a vampire !ย
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