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Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 3 (Big Day)

April 13th, 2009 at 12:05 am by Kaleb Nation

The song for this chapter is You And Me by Lifehouse Lifehouse - Lifehouse - You and Me

Around this time, I should point out I am the self-appointed King of Weird Dreams. Not counting that dream of the strange woman chasing me with a pitchfork, my dreams usually range from the freaky to the strange-yet-fortunately-happy. Most of the time it is a mix between the two. One such dream happened last night.

In the dream, for some reason, I was going to a parade event in a city, and I had stopped at this building they had set up as a green room on a side street. Then, a car pulled up, and out stepped Stephenie Meyer. She waved to me and we went into the building, where she immediately went to a dresser against the wall (don’t askย  me why, this was a dream remember?) and started autographing the t-shirts inside with a silver Sharpie. The most confusing part of this was that the t-shirts were not for Twilight, but were for MY book, and had the new gnome on the front. I remember distinctly not knowing whether I should protest or keep passing her shirts to sign, considering eBay. Then I woke up — finding to my horror that none of it was real, and I had no autographed gnome shirts at all.


This did not actually happen

Coincidentally, chapter 3 of Breaking Dawn starts with the end of Bella’s dream, and my experience last night made me really think about the root of dreams. I read once that sometimes, the content of dreams can be triggered by what you were doing the day before. Yesterday, I got a silver Sharpie, watched videos from Stephenie at the Book Babe event, fixed the handle on my dresser and thought about making t-shirts with the gnome. How weird is that how it all ended up in my dream in some form or another?

In this same way, Bella’s dream from the chapter before tells me a lot about what she has subconsciously been thinking of, and her fears from the past few days. It ends with the Volturi and the child, and the bodies burning in a pile: the child with ‘bright, blood-red eyes’ staring back at her. The pile is made of all her friends’ bodies. Is she afraid she will do this? Is she afraid her child will?

Another theory about dreams is that they see into the future, and with the world of vampires and werewolves that Bella lives in, I don’t put that possibility out of mind. Is this referring to Bella’s future child with Edward? Or, could the child actually be a mental representation of her ‘young’ self as a vampire: shown as a child, since she will in essence be a ‘newborn’ again?


And, I completely object to Charlie’s obvious distaste for monkey suits.

“That’s not your only job. You also have to be dressed and presentable.”

[Charlie] scowled into his cereal bowl and muttered the words “monkey suit” under his breath

There are plenty of monkey suits that are quite wonderful for a police chief:



Okay maybe Charlie was right.

The wedding is just the type of wedding I had imagined to come from the Cullens: extravagant, and yet filled with family and friends. It seems so odd that these people are gathered there to see Bella marry Edward Cullen, when it wasn’t that long ago that she first moved there. Has she really grown up that much since we all first met her? Perhaps I’m a bit reminiscent, but the moment that Bella said “I do” I was suddenly reminded of just how much she has changed from the girl she was in Twilight: that girl who was so afraid of everything and yet so overwhelmed by her feelings for this strange boy named Edward. Could she have even imagined she would end up marrying him back then, when he seemed to be avoiding her at all costs? It’s funny how life changes things like that ๐Ÿ˜€

Question For The Comments: What is the strangest dream you’ve had, and was it triggered by anything you had done the day before (ex. in the dream, a bunch of blue clowns attack you with popcorn, and it just so happened the day before you had been at the circus and someone had spilled popcorn on you ๐Ÿ˜€ )?


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  1. Jennyluxx

    ooo #1 comment? yay
    anyways… bella does seem grown up all of a sudden! she’s so much different from twilight bella… I don’t think i’ve had a dream as weird as yours… or remember any that weird. lol oooo i remember one, okay so I fell asleep watching the food network and in my dream i had my own cooking show and i was marinating cloth steaks lol i swear i thought they were steaks lol and then i grilled them and served them lol but in reality they were just pieces of cloth!! very weird!!

  2. Kataqu

    Actaully, I just had my weirdest dream ever a couple of nights ago. One of my friends (with whom I had just reconciled, after a long friendship hiatus, the day before the dream) was with me in a church, and he turned around, bent over a chair, and removed most of his back, which was apparently a prosthesis. A prosthetic back? Weird. So, anyway, I could see his glistening internals, and I found them to be much more beautiful than I would have in real life. Then he said a bunch of confusing things. On the weirdness scale of 11, that was about a 9.6. Crazy, in other words.

  3. Melissa

    hey, my bday is on april 16 :D. anyway, well last week i went travelling to my aunts house, and i think changing beds makes me dream much more, because ive had really weird dreams in the last few days, last night i dreamt something about inspector gadget (sorry if i dont write it properly, im from Colombia, so my english is not that good) anyway, it was really weird, and the inspector was angry with a baby and then i dont know i ended up in an school that i dont know, and a girl yelled at me for a dream that i had a year ago XD. anyway, i didnt tell it properly, but yeah i know what u mean about weird dreams…

  4. Emily

    my weirdest dream was something like this (and this is only ONE segment of the dream, mind you, there are other weirder parts but i don’t think i’m going to get into those).

    So this was around the time that the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory had come out (the one with Johnny Depp) and so I was sitting in the back of this atrocious car (unfortunately not in the driver’s seat of an Audi R8) and there’s this talking hamster, I kid you not, sitting shot gun. Then all of a sudden, Johnny Depp, dressed like Willy Wonka, smashes his face into the window next to me and starts muttering something unintelligible.
    And so I ask the HAMSTER what “Willy Wonka”/Johnny Depp is saying, and apparently he’s challenging me to a DANCE OFF – now mind you, I CANNOT dance.

    And then there were other, more frightening parts of the dream that I don’t think I can tell you for fear of large security guard-esque people coming after me with a straight jacket in one hand and a needle full of sedatives in the other : )

  5. Mattie

    i loved the wedding i thought it sounded perfect. the wierdest dream i eer had? hhmm well a few months ago i dreamed me and my parents and bro went to the moon but the moon was the planet Mars (until i was about 12 i thought Mars was the moon) and then when we got there (with no oxygen tanks or anything) it looked like a desert and i realised we had no way to get back down and i could feel the despair…i just thought ‘i’e neer heard of anyone going to the moon like this…we are so gonna die here…why did i suggest coming here???’…it felt so real! and then i had them little tablets you put in with your washing…you know…the squishy ones) bu they wer bigger like small sofa cushion and i had the idea that we could all sit on one each and float back down…and so that’s what we did but we didn’t tell any1 where we went coz we were scared ppl would think we were crazy.
    and i have no idea what triggered that dream as i don’t een no how to use a washing machine and i dont think about it either and no thoughts of the moon etc.
    btw can i jsut say the gnome t-shirt looks so cool ๐Ÿ˜›
    my 2nd wierdest dram inoled my dad (who was ,in the dream, erm also our butler)and he turned out to be an imposter with a fake passport…and anyway cutting a long story short he ended up shooting us all.

  6. Stef

    strangest dream i’ve had was a reoccuring one i used to have all the time when i was really young.

    there were giant purple cats watching me white i rolled down the street.
    i can’t think of anything that happened reguarly to trigger this.. except maybe me rolling around..

  7. Stef

    wow, sorry about those spelling mistakes. must be quite tired..

  8. Ana Cristina

    Haven’t been around these parts in a while. I’m amazed that you’re already reading BD! Awesome. So about crazy dreams, I don’t tend to remember my dreams except for this one recurring dream I’ve had since I was little. In it I am running across a bridge hanging between two mountains. I am in China and I am escaping from something/someone. That part’s always a bit fuzzy. The dream always ends before I reach the end of the bridge.And no, I have absolutely no idea what it means and why I keep dreaming it — I’m not Chinese and have never even been to China.

  9. Michelle

    I did love this wedding. It was clearly made up of everything that Edwards loves, on a grand scale that could only be realized by one Alice Cullen.

    Did anyone else wonder if the reason that Bella did not smell the freesia was because (as Edward has told us) she smells like it, so she’s used to the scent? LOL

    There have also been numerous studies done which suggest that you are able to control what you will dream about, if you have the concentration powers necessary. Starting around thirty minutes before you plan to fall asleep, get yourself into a comfortable position in your bed, close out everything around you, and begin to think of the storyline you hope to follow in your dreams. I have managed this with success.

    Some people also believe that images placed in dreams hold a different meaning than the image itself, but by using an odd image that signifies the same things, you are more likely to remember it in the morning. Such as your comment that Bella could be seeing herself as a child. Children can also signify innocence and purity. Interestingly enough, dreaming of saving a child can signify your attempts to stop a part of yourself from being destroyed.

    I’ve also had dreams that involve things that have happened recently, and even things are currently happening. Such as trying to answer a ringing phone to find it is still ringing because my actual phone is ringing (that was a mouthful) or the people in my dreams will be following along to the dialogue on the television, just another reason why I hate to sleep with it on.

    I think my oddest dream is a recurring nightmare that I’ve had since I was five. The dream was triggered as a result of my mother’s death, and I always see a bright light at the end of the sidewalk, then her walking toward the front door. I see myself run to the door, and it’s locked. She is on the other side of the door telling me to let her in, and though I continue to try, the door will not open. She tells me that ‘time is running out’ and I have to open the door now. I’m crying and pulling but it won’t open, and she gives me this horribly sad look and disappears. I never slept walk before this dream, and still the only time I ever do is when I have the dream. My Dad used to find me in the yard, screaming and searching for her. The doctor classifies this dream as a ‘night terror’ as it causes my body to react in very physical ways, such as heart rate increase, rapid brain activity, and the walking.

    Here’s a fun vampires in dreams fact: If someone you know personally is being depicted as a vampire, it could symbolize that their charms will ultimately prove harmful, while a werewolf indicates that something in your life is not what it seems.

  10. Michelle

    Ana Cristina, the best way to rid yourself of a recurring dream is to understand its meaning. Hopefully this will help you:

    Recurring dreams are common and often triggered by a certain life situation that keeps coming back.

    To have dreams in which you are being chased can signify anxiety. Instead of confronting a situation, you are avoiding it and ‘running away’.

    To dream of bridges can mean important decisions in your life, a transitional period where you are moving on to a new stage, or even that you are trying to connect two things together, like divorced parents, or even two parts of yourself at war.

    Mountains signify major challenges and obstacles you have to overcome.

    Since you have no personal connections with China, I don’t think that is relevant, except that being in an unfamiliar place increases the feelings of anxiety and despair.

    See how so many different elements come together to mean basically the same thing? Good luck with your dream!

  11. Pragya

    You are absolutely right about the way Bella’s life changed so dramatically in such a short time and it really made me wonder too if she ever knew that all this AMAZING stuff would happen to her and whether she would do the thing she almost dreaded…….get married!!!(oh and let me warn and apologize for unneccessary blathering ang blabbing in this comment as i just woke up)as for my weirdest dream which wasnt really very weird but anyways……….
    you see it’s veryyyy hard for me to go to sleep even after ive listened to the last live radio show, read half a book, and gone to every site possible….so i go to sleep thinking about something 30 minutes before i go to sleep( as michelle just commented)

    Mind you my thoughts wander a LOT!!! i start off from a science chapter of crop production(BORING!!!) and i reach to mutation which results to me thinking about vampires and werewolves and twilight and then your postsand then gnomes……….(dont ask me how i reached there from crop production…..i just did…..i dunno how……it doesnt make sense to me either!lol!think about it …..very intersting isnt it?!)so once i fell asleep while thinking about twilight and i had just finished reading breaking dawn the third time before sleeping and i had that same day researched on vampires and chanced upon the same website Bella had.

    I had a lot of questions that night and i was wondering who and how and what that “who” would answer my questions and i dreamed about me and the whole cullen family in my school auditorium( which is where i had been that very morning for a presentation and let me tell you that it is the biggest auditorium in the gulf of middle east…..i think)and there were people raising hands and asking me and the cullen family questions about everything related tot he research id done and all the questions i had and the presentation in school(how did that come in there) and my exams which were coming up!!! one girl with dark curly hair was asking me….”Can you please tell me if youve studided for science???”and i said (i was very flustered in this one!!!)”Umm well….A little i guess.”and another one was asking me and the cullen family”Is becoming a vampire dangerous if we dont take proper precautions??” I said very calmly(which is very surprising because my temper flares easily if someone asks me such silly questions)”Well…whats your name??…..ah ok…well….miss so and so if you would be taking proper precautions you wouldnt be a vampire except if you had a very strong reason to do so as all of us have.” thats also when my awake mind woke up with me really shocked that i in my dream was a vampire….it was like litereally my dream coming true in another dream….irritating?? yes very!(because i wasnt really a vampire!!) and i know youre wondering……..how does she remember EVERYTHING???and when she already answered that silly question then why does she want to be a vampire….i dont really know why!!!and i dont think you can forget dreams like this you know!!that was the last question ive already blabbered enough and pleaseeee do not accuse me of making this up…..i don think i can be so creative…..and i dont think its veryyyy weird actually except if you step in my shoes youll be very comfortable with weird what with it always revolving around you….(no not in the vampires,werewolves,gnomes way)

    Again i apologize for unneccessary blabbering….i do that a lot when i am loopy from deprived sleep.

    Love your posts Kaleb!
    And keep up the good…no awesome work!!! can wait for the april 16th!!!

  12. Pragya


  13. Katrina

    When I was little I had a dream where a crocodile was chasing me through the neighborhood. When I finally safely locked myself in my parent’s house, he rang the doorbell, and I was terrified as no one else seemed to have a problem with letting him in! (If I remember correctly, when he rang the doorbell he was wearing a trench coat and sunglasses.)

    After that, ever night before falling asleep I would concentrate on NOT remembering dreams and it worked! (Sort of like Michelle’s comments above regarding controlling dream content.) I didn’t remember any other dreams for years.

    Now that I’m older, I think the most interesting thing are recurring themes or locations in my dreams. The one I recognize the most has to do with getting on a [cruise style] ship and finding my room, sometimes meeting roommates and getting situated with the surroundings and layout of the ship. 8 years ago I was a student on Semester at Sea, and while it’s rarely SAS in my dreams, there are often elements of it present (like meeting roommates). What’s funny is that I remember very little about my first day on the ship in real life…

  14. Tara.Seanan

    Actually, the weirdest thing about my dreams is that they’re prophetic. Seriously. When I was little, I used to get flashes of just still pictures, and about a week later I would see it in real life. And they weren’t ordinary things, either. They were unique. I don’t do this anymore, but I think kids are more receptive to that sort of thing. (and, no, I’m not a nut job who believes in Hogwarts and stuff. I just don’t totally discount the supernatural.)

    Anywhose, aside from that, my dreams are normally about flying (without the aid of anything), which is supposed to mean that my head is in the clouds, so to speak.

  15. Kpucine

    That’s exactly what I thought about Bella : she grew up so fast whereas there are only like 2 years of difference between Twilight and Breaking Dawn ?? I think she became more mature because of all what she went through. Vampires,werewolves, Volturi… ^^

    Anyway, about dreams, I had a really weird one when I was 13/14. It really impressed me. Although I now laugh to it, I can perfectly remember I was totally freaking out when I awoke. So here it is : I dreamt about a green pea which was chasing me in the street where I lived at the moment because it wanted to eat me! I know that’s pretty funny, but I was scared when I awoke ^^ Maybe it was because I ate too many green peas the day before, I can’t remember.
    But last night, I dreamt that I was doing a poll in the street and that I tried to convince people to go to see Twilight, whereas an other team tried to convince people to go to see Harry Potter. And I met some people I haven’t seen for ages, like one of my high school teacher ^^ I watched Twilight and Harry Potter last night, and read some papers on the internet about the “battle” between the 2 movies, so… (:

  16. Michelle

    Tara, flying dreams and the ability to control your flight is representative of your own personal sense of power, among a million other interpretations, including yours.

    The interesting thing about flying dreams is that they are known to be lucid dreams, which mean that you are aware you are dreaming.

    I can’t recall a time I’ve ever had a dream in which I am flying unaided. Maybe I should think about flying before I lay down. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  17. Ylva

    I think one of my weirdest dreams is that I’m beeing chased by a excavator.. been at a mall with my father and sister, and I was supposed to wait for them in our car, but I couldn’t find it. Then I saw them driving away from me, and I tried to run after them, but this excavator came and lifted me up, I tried to run to my father and sister again, but every time I was nearly by the car, it lifted me up again. I often used to dream that when I was younger. (Sorry for spelling mistake, I just can’t concentrate on writing in English today) I don’t know what triggered that dream but it might be that I felt my father didn’t see me, and only cares about my younger sister.. But that’s just a wild guess, because I was 4/5 at the time I used to dream it, so I don’t remember much from my life..

    I have another weird dream (twilight related). I think I had this dream because I was (as uaual) reading twilight, and I used to watch One Tree Hill, and I was reading this book called A Song of Ice and Fire, and all those triggered this dream (i think). Okay, so here’s my dream:
    I was trying to sleep on a graveyard. Then Deb from One Tree Hill came to talk to me. She told me that she was afraid my husband (A ugly, mean dwarf from the book A Song of Ice and Fire, that somebody had forces me to marry -he was abaout 40 years old, and I was 14!..) would possibly rape me.I know, really weird. And she was pregnant, but the father wasn’t Dan, who was her husband at that time in One Tree Hill. So to somehow keep this secret for him, she wanted to make me a vampire and adopt me. And I wanted to become a vampire, so that was fine with me. Then she yelled, and two priests in nun-like clothing came to bite me several places in my legs, and suck my blood. It really hurt, but then the venom spread and I became a vampire! unfortunally, that was when I woke up. So, that’s the dream I always tell people when they ask to hear a strange dream.. Hope you enjoyed it. Haha..

  18. Ylva

    And one time a dreamed that I was Hay Lin from W.I.T.C.H., and I was flying ๐Ÿ˜› That was really fun..(I was a fan of W.I.T.C.H. back then..I was like 11 ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

  19. Jackie

    Well Kabel, I’ve had a lot of weird dreams! I can name heaps. But before that can I say that I love Michelle’s comment. I knew that there were a lot of different meanings to dreams and it’s really quite interesting to read. I especially love how Michelle explained them because wahile she was doing that, I was remembering my own dreams that I had which were similar to that situation.
    I remember when I was at camp, I made myself dream of what I wanted to because I usually cant sleep during camp which I found so awesome.
    I also had a dream once that someone was following me and I ran all the way home, then the person following me rang the doorbell and I woke up, with the sound of the doorbell ringing.
    I also really loved the vampire / werewolf fact that you told us. That kind of makes me think of Stephenie Meyer since she dreamt of the meadow scene in Twilight and Edward was there – as a vampire!! But since he was made up from her brain. I dont know what that means.
    Anyways I cant really think of my oddest dream. I’ve heaps of dreams, but since you asked about a which was triggered by the day before. I remember once when I was 5 I think. My sister was teaching me about what I should do if someone were to break in the house (dont ask me why), but she wrote up a set of rules and told me that I needed to remember them just in case. That night I dreamt that there was a guy wearing black and he was holding a knife. He took my family hostage and then I tried to think of what to do. At this point I couldnt things were blurry and all I can remember is waking up. It was strange.

  20. Jen

    Haha! Very nice :) I think the weirdest dream I’ve ever had (and I’ve had a bunch of weird dreams…) would be when I dreamed that my drama club was putting on this strange production but all the actors disappeared. We techies freaked out because we had the set built, the light cues all ready and everything but no actors and the first performance was that night. So, we had to get up in front of the audience we were like, “Hey everyone. We know you came to see this play, but we don’t know how to do it! So we’re going to put on something that we do know how to perform. Hello, Dolly!” (We had just finished that play and everyone, not just the actors, knew all the lines.) So we had to divide the parts up between us and put it on that way. But then the set wasn’t right and we were improving at random… And then I suddenly couldn’t see because a bright light kept shining in my face (the sun, coming through my window and blinding my real self) but the audience loved it. That’s show biz!

  21. TheHolyThief

    Strangest dream was me rickrolling your blogtv. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  22. Krista

    Tee hee! You’re so close! *is giggling uncontrollably*

    So, weirdest dream I’ve ever had was when I was about 5, and in it, I kicked a pop can, and then it turned into a first aid kit. And then a car. And then a bunch of other cars gathered, got up on their hind legs (wheels?) and started going after me. I ran in between two houses, and hid underneath a picnic table.

    That one was pretty weird, but doesn’t seem as strange as some of the other ones people have had here. ๐Ÿ˜›

  23. Steph

    Ugh! I’m so bad with checking your site lately. I’m on holidays, so I always check it in the morning, when you post in the afternoon! Well, our afternoon.

    My weirdest dream… Hm. I’ve had a few weird ones. My scariest one involved a strange werewolf like dog that I discovered feasting on the flesh of a person in the garden outside my 6th grade classroom. I was 10 or 11 at the time. I may be a little morbid. Anyway, I kept getting these weird explanations of what the thing was. A Myrrer or something, though I’m certain it was spelled differently. Turned out to mean Syrian in German. Weird. And there were these three objects in the garden next to it. A cross, a coin and a key. They all had a little notch cut into them.

    Another weird dream was when my entire grade became part of a Mount and Blade battle at my school. My side lost, predictably. They kept giving me blunt knives. How am I supposed to stab someone with a blunt knife? I needed a sword. Maybe an ax.

    So, yeah. Two of my strangest dreams.

    I’m actually a little disappointed in your thoughts on the chapter, to be honest. You didn’t put a lot of details into what you thought about the actual wedding. *shrugs* Maybe I need to tweak my expectations.

  24. Krista

    Wait… I just realized now that you added that iTunes thing… That is WAY cool! LOL, I’m always a little slow about this sort of thing. :)

  25. Mel

    First, I absolutely love the wedding. Itยดs like a girls dream come true ๐Ÿ˜€ yesterday i talked to my cousin (she just started; iยดm from germany so bd was just published in german on this years valentines day over here)and she was reading the wedding scene when we arrived. so when she looked at me she just said something like “wow! where can i get such a wedding? swoon…” so i think there is no girl out there who wouldnt love this wedding. The only thing missing now is a guy like edward to be your groom ;D
    Second,itยดs really amazing how fast Bella grew up. she only lived in forks for not even 2 years and in this time she found love, lost love, found friendship, felt heartbreak, many near death experiences… that is more than some people in their 40s had to go through. so Bella had no other choice but to grow up fast.
    Third, I canยดt say what my weirdest dream was. In the last few nights i had a few REALLY crazy dreams. I canยดt remember them right but i think one was about 2 people rolling around on the ground in the parking lot of a supermarket, covered in coffee. Another one was about a talking corpse in the morgue. The corpse was missing half his head, brain spilling out of the hole a gun left in the skull. But the corpse just sat up and talked to the coroner. I donยดt know if these dreams are the craziest but i think they make my top ten.

  26. Steph

    Oh, by the way, did you know that apparently you only remember your dream if you wake up during it? And we only dream for around 20 minutes every hour or something like that. Nobody just doesn’t dream.

  27. Steph

    Don’t mind me and my overuse of your commenting feature. I’m really bored.


    ‘so i think there is no girl out there who wouldnt love this wedding’

    Psh! That’s a bit of a generalization. What about people who don’t want to get married? Or people who don’t like the whole over the top style? I mean, I know everyone’s like, “But even Bella ended up liking it!” Thing is, though, Bella acted the way SMeyer wrote her. She didn’t have to like the wedding. But then the wedding wouldn’t seem so dreamy and nice. I for one don’t plan on getting married. If I do, I’m certainly not going to have a wedding that’s just about swimming in flowers and decorations.

    I don’t actually mean to have a go at you or your opinion, but, as I said, I’m bored. Bored and opinionated, as I so often find myself.

  28. Sparkles

    hi, well I thought the wedding was ok, really. I wasn’t really dying to have one like it by the end of the chapter.
    Anyway, I always have strange dreams but I forget a lot of them so
    I always tell my friend about them (who seriously considers having me committed after every one.)
    The strangest one I can remember was when I was Jimmy Neutron (the cartoon super genius boy person)and I had to save the world , no joke.
    I don’t know exactly what I was doing but I remember the mechanical dog was involved. Then the villains started chasing after me with a taser-gun-thing which was really terrifying. It kind of ended there.
    Oddly enough, I had just watched Nickelodeon for a good 2 hours with my cousin.
    Then I woke up and on the news it said tasers were now being used by authorities in N.Ireland (where I live!). So I thought I was so Alice Cullen for about a day.
    Also, once I had a dream I was sparkling so I assume I was a vampire.Just then, Catherine Hardwicke came up to me and said my sparkles were tacky-looking.
    I can’t watch the commentary now without feeling just a little resentful (and/or muttering about how Edward looks as if he is sweating.)

  29. Autumn

    Yes, when recently re-reading Twilight I was laughing about all of the avoiding him. As for the question, I keep having dreams that my best friend and I are at Disney World on strange rides that don’t exist. I think I’ve had three or four of them. And this summer I might be going to Disney World with her.

  30. Bethany

    One of the strangest dreams I’ve had was about my grandpa. My entire family went to Houston, Texas to see my grandparents and left me sitting there in the driveway. I had a feeling something bad was going to happen, so I walked to Houston (I live in Colleyville, Texas, about 5 hours away) and went to find my grandpa. He was in a golf club where he was standing in front of a bunch of old guys that were doing yoga (???). He was brainwashing them. I ran out, and saw a Sonic right across the street. I ran there and stopped. My grandpa was there, looking quite iniquitous and he had a giant button in his hand. In each of the sections that people drive in, were my family members. My grandpa pushed the button and all the members of my family shrunk. They then were zapped by lazers. I turned around, horrified, to see some girl next to me. She told me “you’re next.”

    Now, this dream is weird because I love my grandpa. I’ve never thought of him as a murderer/brainwasher.

  31. Anna

    lol I love having dreams. My wierdest was when a guy was trying to take over the world with cookie dough, and I got chucked in a shed full of man eating bats with my friend, who admitted that their brother didn’t exist (Even though I have met her brother).

  32. Carol

    “Because he read the spoilers” ahahahahaha
    I so LOL’d at that.

    The strangest dream I’ve had..was that my mom was a werewolf and she was hunting me down, but wanted to save me, so she kept transforming..and I was running around creeped out trying to save my sister and brother.

    Yeah..and this was before I’d read anything about werewolves…Maybe cause’ I had watched 13 going on 30 and then watched the Thriller music video..

  33. Autumn

    And as for the wedding, I would prefer to get married on my horse (if she’s still alive and well, as she’s not as young as she used to be.)

  34. Cara B.

    First, I am seriously wondering If you’re a secret psychic… That’s all I’m saying about that. Now for my strangest dream…
    I was at a carnival and I was watching Hanzel and Gretel riding a rollercoaster. Not strange enough? Hanzel and Gretel were shaped like eggs and the rollercoaster was made of purple candy canes. For some reason I was really ticked that they wouldn’t let me ride with them. I’ve had other strange ones but that’s probably the strangest.

  35. kenzie

    i had a very weird dream when i was in like 3rd grade and i still remember it
    i was in like a clay house and there were palm trees everywhere and everyone was there because it was my birthday and i was about to blow out the candles when the whole floor started to shake and e all ran outside and there was this huge volcano in the middle of the city and it was erupting! we all started 2 run but slowly all my friends were eaten by the lava and i ran into a house and was running down the hall and the lava was following me and then i opened a door and i was suddenly in a sparkly white bathroom with all the stalls and sinks and stuff and then i saw josh (a boy who i had a crush on) and he was standing on the sinks and then the door burst down and the lava was filling in and i kept thinking im gonna die and then josh grab my hand and pulled me away from the lava and then suddenly all the lava turned blue and froze and then i said thanks to josh for saving me and he kissed me on the cheek and then i woke up. very very weird

  36. Melissa

    I loved the wedding scene. Although not my ideal wedding, it was absolutely perfect for Bella and Edward.

    I very rarely have extremely weird dreams that I remember but all of my dreams that I do remember seem to be triggered by something that happened the day before or something going on in my life. For instance, I often find myself dreaming about tests and school when I’ve been studying for an upcoming midterm or final.

  37. Mel

    ok guys, iยดm really tired i didnยดt sleep until 6 am (here in Germany) then i only slept about 3-4 hours this night and half of this time i was having crazy dreams soo
    @ Steph: I maybe choose the wrong words when i said
    “so i think there is no girl out there who wouldnt love this wedding”
    of course there are people out there who donยดt want to marry right now. and of course there are girls who wouldnt think theyยดd want such a wedding. what i wanted to say is that MANY girls would like such a wedding, especially when they have a girl like Alice to plan everything ๐Ÿ˜‰ Most of the girls i know love the wedding, but that could be because of the groom and not of the decorations ;D

    See, iยดm really bored right now and iยดm only awake because of something like 8-12 cups of coffee..

  38. Cara B.

    I used to have that happen to me all the time when I was little. The last one I had was of a dog but I never saw it .

  39. christina

    i nver had a reaaly wierd dream persay that i would want to share, but some dreams i thought had happned happened the next day weather it school or somthing else. When it happened it felt like desavou
    (sorry about spelling)

  40. Nora

    I once had a dream where Edward Cullen was standing in the corner of my bedroom. He acted so casually and was looking at all the stuff in my room and he finally got to the Twilight Saga on top of my bookshelf. He asked what they were and I told him heistantly. The next four nights I had the same dream and every night he read one of the 4 books. And the first day I was reading Twilight for the 16th time and thinking how weird it would be to have Edward Cullen in my bedroom.
    My weirdest dream to date.

  41. Aria

    If I typed my strangest dream up here I’d be putnin a mental institution lickety split! I’ll tell you one of my normal ones. I have a super hero I created (shut up!) named Prism. She’s kinda like raven from Teen Titans but cheerful. Anyway, one day I was sketching her and my boyfriend’s villain Poltergeist and fell asleep. And I’d been reading Twilight that day…

    So basically I dreamed the events of Twilight, but with Prism and Poltergeist. Prism discovered that the incredibly hot Xenos was actually a villain named Poltergeist, then she discovered she had powers as well and became the hero Prism. They were in love, but had to fight. Yet they lived together. So they’d have these epic fights, one would win, then they would go home and go to bed together… it was one of those wacky dreams where other people and things keep intruding….

  42. Nora

    Just had to get that out there. haha

  43. saoirse

    Yay you’re nearly at the chapter i’ve been waiting for you to read! You’re right bella really does grow up ALOT over the course of the four books, she really transforms!
    My weirdest dream was that myself and my brother were climbing a ladder across the sea to england. Except it wasnt really a ladder, it was more like the monkey bars they have in playgrounds! Very weird!

  44. Megan

    the strangest dream that i can remember…um, this is kinda creepy, but you were in it… so i was on your website and you said everyone has to meet you somewhere (i forget where)so when we all got there, you said something along the lines of, “i haven’t even read any of the books! this was just a trick to get all of you to help me take over the world!” and then i think i woke up…. ya i was on your website right before i went to sleep. haha!

  45. urcoolcarrie

    Oh my gosh. I’ve had some really weird dreams lately. Heres one of the more recent ones:
    It happened upstairs in an attic (which I don’t have). What happened was I went up there one day to feed the horses we had kept up there, and the horses were Edward and Esme. It was so weird. They could talk and everything, they were just stuck in horses bodies or something. They had decorated their individual little stalls with Twilight stuff. I turned to Edward at one point and said, “Hey! You should really have a Robert Pattinson signed picture in there! Here, let me go get you one.” So I just kind of produced a poster with Robs signature on it, and handed it to Edward the horse. He thanked me and hung it up. Then, Esme had this insane ability to unlock doors, so when I wasn’t there, she’d open up the door to her stall and Edward’s and they’d walk out of my house.
    Yeah, by far the weirdest. Don’t really know how that one came about.

  46. Victoria

    This is my favorite chapter! It’s such a tear jerker!
    Well, about two nights ago, I had this dream with Catherine Hardwicke. I looked outside of my house to find her talking on her cell, next to my garage, about New Moon scenes, even though she wasn’t the director. She knew my mom pretty well it seemed too. Right while I was waiting for her to finish up on the cell, it occured to me that I could go to the New Moon red carpet release and meet all the characters! I went up to her and she was like sure sweety! I was so happy!! It was the next day in California. Next thing I knew, we were on the red carpet and she went off to talk to someone. I waited there wondering around while some photographers took pictures. Right after that, I here this great commotion and look to see that it’s Rob and Kristen! I began walking quickly towards them. Rob greated me with a hug. He was said hey Victoria. Kristen said hi too. Rob grabbed me and put me by his side. He was practically squeezing me there cause I was kinda shy of being infront of the cameras it seems. Tons and tons of cameras were going off and people were asking questions left and right! Some of them were asking who was I, like was I his girlfriend? It was awesome! THEN… I woke up and I was pretty mad that it was just a dream… =(

  47. Meredith

    I once dreamed that I was at church, except it was really some underground bunker type thing. A bunch of rats came running out of a room, and everyone was screaming and stomping on them. Then Zac Efron came and noticed that one of the rats was still alive. He nursed it back to health and I thought he was really sweet. This is totally unrealistic. I hate rats. I would have thought he was gross.

    Ooh, another time I dreamed that my house was haunted by the ghost of my landlady’s son. (He’s not dead in real life, BTW). Amanda Bynes was my roommate, until the ghost killed her. It was creepy, but definitely weird.

  48. Sammi

    i actually just woke up from the weirdest dream that i’ve had in a while… my friend and i were on a field trip when we saw this guy giving people make overs…we obviously wanted one too but we only had 15 minutes because the bus was leaving to go back home. so he finished mine, but then my friend disappeared and we had to look all over for her (this too WAY more than 15 mintues) eventually we found her, but then the guy turned really creepy and said that he had put some sort of poison from the harry potter books ( can’t remember what exactly ) into the make up to see if we would die or not! then i woke up…very strange…

  49. Zella

    in the strangest dream I ever had, I married Sweeney Todd (played by Johnny Depp) bu instead of an engagement ring he gave me a silver necklace with a huge emerald in it. Oh, and my dress was orange. I don’t know where that bit came from; I don’t even ever wear orange.

  50. Victoria

    I have another strange and awesome dream to share. I was in my room and half the wall of missing. It open, connecting to the outside. Jasper and Edward were there. The awesome part about that is that it was the Edward and Jasper I always imagined!!!! They were looking around frantically and I didn’t know what was going on! Edward told me to start running and get out. I listened right away and began to run down the street. You know that in dreams it’s realllly hard to run. I was running in slow motion! I turned around while running to see Edward and Jasper come out of no where running this incredible speed! I screamed to Edward, “Help me!! I can’t run!!” In no time he was by my side! He through me on his back and we were going super fast!!! It was so awesome! It felt like almost flying through the air! Now I know how it felt for Bella! Anyways, we ended up at my school, and he had me against the wall. Jasper was a couple of feet away. I looked at him and I said, “Edward I need to tell you something!” He looked at me like with panic in his eyes. He said, “Are you alright? Do I need to call Jasper?!” I was like Edward no don’t call Jasper I need to tell you something! He kept staring at me. I said “I love you.” He grabbed me and gave me this big hug and said, “I love you too.” I Looked up at his face and it was so close to mine. We were going in for the kiss and BAM I freeaken wake up!!!!! Do you know how much that suuuuucks!!!!! I was soooooo close to kissing Edward!!!! O, btw, he was like rock solid. It was so awesome!

  51. Emma

    Just two nights ago I dreamt that I was arrested and thrown in jail for something that I didn’t do. This jail looked kind of like a school, where it had locker rooms and showers and tables to eat, kind of like a lunch room. I was able to leave the jail and go searching for the real perpetrator since I knew I had been set up. Somehow I found the real person who murdered whomever and got released.

    I have no idea where this dream came from since I didn’t watch any movies where this happened. I was reading a book before I went to bed where one of the characters is murdered, so maybe that’s where that came from. I don’t know.

    I can’t wait to hear what you have to say next as you read BD

  52. Mia

    [reality] One day I was slicing cheese for a zillion people. [the dream] When a went to bed that night a had a dream that a man was hunted me with a cheese slicer. xD It was a really scary dream, believe me.. hehe…

  53. Wendilynn

    Interestingly enough, I just had a doozy of a weird dream that had a Twilight touch to it.

    I was standing in line to go on a tour through some famous place. And I was saying to my friend in line how big the place looked in pictures but you get up to it and it looks like a soup can. I look up and its now made of soup cans. There are Campbell soup labels and tin everywhere. (I’m still laughing over this image several days later) And while we are waiting for our turn in line to tour this edifice in comes Robert Pattinson to sign autographs. I get one on my shirt and he at first signs my name as his own, scribbles it out and then puts down his name.

    I woke up shortly after that, but I’m still thinking, “Huh” several days later.

  54. Ciara

    lol, i once had a bella X james dream… hehe
    i can’t really remember much of it except that it was possibly in a tree… kind of like victoria and james in the deleted scene on the dvd…. which is wierd, coz i had the dream like 6 months ago!

  55. Wendilynn

    I have always been amused at the claims that Stephanie took her story on a weird track in book four. Everything that happens in book four is foreshadowed before it actually happens. And she does that through all four books. Why it came as a surprise to people I have no clue.

  56. Synne

    I’ve had several weird dreams. Dreams are funny. I’ve had two recently, that both featured Rob. Okay, I think the reason that the dreams featured Rob is because I have this poster of him over my bed (fangirl.com… I know)and I, by accident of course, kiss it every night. So the first dream: The dream began with me and Rob in my room. I asked him if he could sign my poster and some pictures. He said yes. But then I couldn’t find a pen and I was searching desperately for one. I almost cried. Then suddenly all these girls from my school, that I can’t stand by the way, were there and threw themselves at Rob. Rob panicked and run downstairs. There we met my aunt, who is really laid-back and cool, and she started talking to Rob. Then Rob said to me that he really liked her and I was like; She’s married, Rob. (Take me instead!) Then suddenly me, Rob and my parents were on this hill beside the road. There we just sat and talked until Rob put his hat on and said he had to go. Then he like jumped all Edward-ish down from the hill and ran off. Then I woke up. Then there is the second one: I was the big sister in this american family and we had just moved to a new home. Not long after we had settled down, this spooky girl with plaid shirt and a bob showed up and randomly killed my family. Then she chased me around the house for hours, it was wild. But suddenly I found some boxes and pillows and I hid behind them. Then suddenly she sat on top of me, turned me around and strangled me with a pillow. Then there was this like: “Three months later” thingy. And then it showed that it was Rob and a buddy that had bought the house after we were murdered there. Right after Rob and his buddy had stepped inside the creepy girl with the bob showed up. She floated around in the air and hit Rob’s friend with a bag of marbles ( I think I saw a NoMoreMarbles a.k.a Bailey video before I went to bed). He fell to the floor, dead. Then she chased Rob and he ran around and screamed like a girl. And then she hit him with an ever bigger bag of marbles and rolled him down the stairs to the basement. And then I woke up ๐Ÿ˜› I don’t have normal dreams, I only have weird ones. I had another dream where I was floating on a pink cloud together with a lion, while watching to friends of mine playing trompet and such on horses. My head is a weird place to be ๐Ÿ˜› Your dream was great to, Kaleb ๐Ÿ˜€

  57. Monica

    I usually don’t remember my dreams, but there was a stretch of 3 or 4 years where I’d have a dream halfway through summer vacation that it was the first day of school and I didn’t have my schedule or any of my books.

    And I’ve had some really odd nightmares. I had a dream one time that I killed the Energizer Bunny, and for some reason it scared the crap out of me. I couldn’t watch Energizer ads for months. And there was another one where I was being chased around my basement by Santa Claus with a chainsaw. Freaky. And I was trying to run away, but I couldn’t–I learned in my AP Psych class that that usually happens while you’re in a REM cycle: your body is just so relaxed that it’s actually paralyzed, so if you want to move you can’t. Weird, huh?

    Well Kaleb, it looks like you’ve got some real dream experts reading your posts!

  58. Meredith

    Well, there was last night’s, where my grandmother was forcing me and my cousins to do odd chores around her [nonexistant] plantation mansion. And that day, I was watching Untold Stories of the ER and laughing at all the stuck up old women who insisted on strange treatment, talked about how stubborn my grandmother is, and talked about seeing my cousins over the weekend.

    Then the strangest one I can think of, I was in Bikini Bottom [spongebob] being chased by a huge robot who kept repeating Bible verses. [I have an odd brain.] It was a Sunday, so I went to church, my parents were trying to convince me to get baptized, and I saw a TV show about robots.

    So… yeah. :)

  59. response

    The clown scenario reminds me of a Buffy the Vampire episode where everyone was living out their worst nightmares. Xander, or course, had to deal with killer clowns. Hilarious =D!
    My dreams always seem to reflect something I’ve done or thought about the previous day. But nothing too weird, like clowns.

  60. Allie

    I once had a dream that I was Max, from Maximum Ride, and the Flock and I were in what looked like an animal shelter. We were running to escape when this guy came up to me and said to watch out. I asked him “watch out for what?” and he shoved a mouse in my hand and ran off. So then we all of a sudden were in a train station and Angel (the littlest member of the Flock) was holding a box of mice. All of a sudden I realized that the mice had trackers in them (I don’t know how I knew this) so I set them loose in the bathroom. These people statred chasing us so we flew away and I woke up.
    It was a cool dream- I liked flying! I think it came from me reading the first 3 books in one day.

  61. Lily

    I onve dreamed that I was in a haunted house and saw my grandma get eaten by a vampire. I think that came from sugar before bed lol.

  62. Mavvy

    Weirdest dream I ever had was when I was about 4 years old. I dreamed that a giant ape was chasing me up and down a long line of huge snow drifts. As far as I can recall, I hadn’t had any monkey-esque encounters the day before (not a lot of primates in Boston, unless you count some of the locals). We did have a record-breaking blizzard around that time, but I honestly can’t remember which of the two events happened first. The night of the blizzard, my father and I were stranded and had to spend the night at a firestation. They brought us pizza, so that was cool rather than scary. Suffice it to say, the dream was freaky enough for me to remember it despite the passage of 30-some years (yes, I know I’m old).

  63. Caroline

    I have crazy dreams most of the time as well. Some examples: Hitler being my step-father and not letting my family eat rainbow chip cupcakes; 2 Rob Pattinson’s at a party, one which is the regular version of him putting snowballs down girl’s dresses, and an Edward version of him laughing at the other one; being a witch and having to stab my evil clown step-brother in the face; a birthday party for Owen Wilson on top of my neighborhood pizza parlor(which doesn’t have a roof), with Justin Chon and Rob attending; and too many more to remember.

  64. Krystol

    The weirdest dream I ever had wasn’t inspired by previous days events, it actually kind of foreshadowed events that happened the next day! I had a dream about this catastrophic bus accident where tons of people died and were hurt. I was awoken by the phone ringing, when I answered it the person on the other end of the line asked if this was the number for the calvary christian church, I said no and then the person said “I just wanted to make a donation for the families that lost their children in the bus accident.”

    I hung up the phone and thought maybe it had all been a dream, but before going to school that morning I received three more calls for the same thing. Freaky or what?

  65. Arielle

    I know what you mean, about different daily activities coming together in dreams. A few years ago, I went to my grandma’s house, watched Stewart Little when I got home, and read a Little House on the Prairie book. I then, that night, had a dream that I was at my grandma’s house, where I found out, from a tearful Rose Wilder, that Stewart had drowned. Go figure…

    On a random note, I really want a gnome shirt now! You should have those made… :-)

  66. Codi

    I once had a dream that I was kidnapped, locked in a mobile home, and had to turn Dachsunds into orange juice for food. It was a long time ago, so I really don’t remember what happened the day before. I can’t imagine what would lead to that though.

  67. Twilight Teacher (Erin)

    Wow…that shirt is super creepy!

  68. Didina

    Easily the weirdest (and nicest) dream’s I’ve had that was related to what happened the earlier night.

    So that day was spent reading (and finishing) the Host and watching Twilight/Robert Pattinson interviews. Please note, that this was the weekend and that I don’t spend my life stalking all that has to do with Twilight and Stephenie Meyer, I just wanted to procrastinate. I was also looking at Travel plans to Paris.

    Anyways, I had a dream that the entire world was taken over by “souls”, and of course I thought that I was one of the only “real” people left on the Earth. So, I ran off to Paris to live underground. Turns out Robert Pattinson did the exact same thing, so we were the last people on Earth together! Rob would randomly blurt out lines from interview’s I’d seen the day before (something involving Wu-Tang?) It was just weird.

  69. Alli

    I had a dream recently that I was dating my favorite character (Mori) from the Anime show Ouran High School Host Club, and he was helping me with my research paper for my English class. I’m not really sure what my topic was, but I needed his help. Also, in the dream, I was a junior (which I am now) with my current English teacher, but we were in my freshman English classroom and my teacher had the personality of my freshman English teacher. Note: they are polar opposites of each other in real life. And somehow YouTube was involved in all of this.

    I think it may have been triggered by my history teacher assigning a paper that day, and I knew that my English paper would be assigned soon, so I would have two at once to work on. Then I had spent the day before watching Ouran AMVs and actor interviews on Youtube.

  70. Paige

    Stephanie Meyer signing gnome t-shirts? Wow! That’s so random! LOL! I once dreamt that I met Robert Pattinson at a vet office. Weird, I know. He had his dog and he was taking it to the vet. I have a dog too. The funny thing is I’m honestly not of those crazy obsessed Rob fangirls (I’m like that about Jackson Rathbone). But my BFF is, and she called me on the phone that night before I went to bed, and she was rambling on about Rob as usual. Anywho… in the dream I told Rob that I’m more of a Jasper fan, and he started teasing me! LOL!
    I’m sorry if this is saying too much, but I have to say it! The whole child dreams thing is foreshadowing. I won’t give details, I promise.

  71. Kate :]

    omg please make the gnome shirts, i want one!! lol
    And i once had a dream that i was Alice, and i was in a car with Emmett and Edward and suddenly i saw that Bella was being kidnapped so we had to go save her! Then we pulled up to the house i thought it was, but i wasn’t sure. And edward was all, this is it, i can hear his thoughts! Then Emmett like tackled the heck out of the guy and i went to get Bella. And i just remember her being like freakishly light (because i had epic vampire strength of course). It was kind of the most awesome dream ever. :]

  72. Mad Hatter

    The strangest dream I’ve ever had is I remember I had watched snakes on the plane the day before- I nearly wet my pants, it freaked me out so badly. I went to bed that night late and I dreamed that I was on a flight to visit my math teacher who had moved to Florida but still wanted my math homework (I had forgotten my homework that day, you see)and so in the middle of the flight these rabid turkeys came on the plane and took over it, armed with pitchforks (what is it with pitchforks and dreams) and so we all jumped out of the plane, only to forget we didn’t have parachutes and we fell and I woke up.
    Ta da!

  73. tina

    Well, I think you are avoiding commenting on the mushy girl stuff here… Prepare yourself, there’s more in this book!!

    Was your reference to ‘reading the spoilers’ an admission of guilt?? Have you, in fact, been spoiled, Kaleb?? I hope not!!

    I loved the wedding, the blissful moment of peace for Bella and Edward. But, I’m really looking forward to some more in-depth posts by you, Kaleb.

    I have weird dreams all of the time. The most outlandish were during pregnancy. Usually, my dreams are tied to stress in my life. Won’t bore you with all the details.

    More, Kaleb, read more, comment more!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  74. Dessie Mac

    My weirdest dream was that me and my fam went to Hawaii. We got there and my little bro was starving, so I made him 6 pb&j sandwiches. He ate them all and his mouth practically erupted jelly. (hehe) Ten minutes (or it felt like ten minutes) later the volcano on hawaii erupted. Everyone on the island died except for me and my fam and a really hot guy named, Ruben. (Don’t ask, please)

    The day before that, a really hot guy named Ruben was my partner for an essay about Hawaii’s volcanoes and for dinner that night, I had to have pb&j.

  75. Sveta

    one thime i had a really scary dream. i dont even think that it can be called a dream anymore. it was a nightmare. it was a holocaust dream and i dreamt i was in a concentration camp and i was separated from my parents and i never saw them again. i found a friend named lucy and before long she was taken away and i never saw her again as well. there were many other things that happened in between but that were so frightening i dont want to talk about them. The dream ended when i was taken to gas chamber and was slowly dying. I woke up sweating and could not get to sleep after that. it was 5 in the morning.

    in my english class we had recently finished our holocast unit and had finished the anne frank movie the day i had my nightmare.

  76. Sveta

    i meant time, sorry

  77. Elaina

    I think Bell/Edward’s wedding was very beautiful, but a little too old fashioned for a person like myself. I’d have laser lights and an awesome dance floor for the after party!

    But laser light and dance floor wedding aside, i recenly had a very strange dream! i was on a boat, though im not sure how big, with my Mom waiting with a huge crowd to meet Barack Obama! The boat was rocking from side to side, and the motion was begining to scare me. But just then it was time to go in to see Obama, but i couldnt find my Mom! I started to look around but she was nowhere to be seen. As i was just begining to panic, i woke up to the sound of my alarm.

    Now i realize that we had been talking about boats hitting huge waves in social studies the other day, along with very scary looking pictures of cruise ships, and oil rigs hitting waves in the middle of the ocean, and me and my mom had been talking our opinions about Obama that night.

  78. Heather

    That is a crazy dream. And so is Bella’s. Unfortunately I can’t give you any hints about what the dream means. But when I first read it, I felt like it was just because she was thinking about her talk with Carlisle about toddler vampires and then with Edward about the fact he is “stealing” things from her. The toddler, the baby she could have with someone such as Jacob, and her newborn fears all were morphed into one object that was the child in her dream. That was my take on it.

    I have too many weird dreams, but I can tell you my scariest dream. I’m in my house and all the lights are on in the house. I’m in the kitchen and I keep seeing shadows run up and down my hallway really fast, which is weird because all the lights are on so there shouldn’t be that many shadowy figures. Then all the sound is sucked out of the room and that’s when I know the figures are about to attack. To get rid of them, you have to scream as loud as you can. And if I walk into a room where there are shadowy figures, the lights turn red and flash. The fear that comes with it is so scary. Another weird/scary dream is I’m being chased through my house and I keep going to the back corners of closets to crawl through these trap doors (like Clue) to get to another room. I eventually end up in my basement, but it is a lot bigger and isn’t finished and I’m crawling across the beams near the ceiling watching these men look for me. And in this dream, my house transforms into a huge, mansion-like fun house thing with stairs that lead to no where and strange rooms that are hard to find.

  79. Taylor

    I haven’t really had any weird dreams …. but I certainly can relate to Bella in having very creepy ones. One of my creepy dreams was actually triggered by an event going on at the same moment I was dreaming it. I can only remember bits and pieces of it. There were two men, dressed in black robbing a house. As they were coming out of the house, one of them realize that they had been caught/were going to be caught. He started yelling at the other guy, as they were getting in a car, about jail. Just at that moment, I woke up and heared my Dad yelling, outside our house about sending someone to jail. To my shock, he was yelling at a robber who was escaping from robbing our garage. Talk about weird/creepy!

  80. Taylor

    Oh, I just remembered my other creepy/scariest dream!

    It starts out really dark and scary and around midnight. My littlest sister (I have 2) and I are sitting under the table in our house and peering outside (we had a screen/glass door). Outside we can see a shadow of a woman. Just then, we hear her laughing menacingly and somehow, she’s discovered that we are there, watching her. I tell my sister to run, and we both race up the stairs to our parents bedroom. The lady is slowing following use, still laughing. I rush up the stairs, after my sister into my parents bedroom. But, there, laying on the floor is my entire family, including the sister I was hiding with. They were all dead! And she was there too. Somehow, she got there before me. Without thinking, I run down the stairs and out our front door, across the yard and to the neighbors house. As I’m knocking on their door, begging someone to help me, I hear her laughing again. No one is answering the door, and she’s coming for me!

    Thankfully, this was where I woke up. I have know idea what I would have done if it had gone any further (lol, I probably would have peed my pants, or something like that since this is the scariest dream I have ever had) Yeah, so I certainly hope that this wasn’t triggered by anything. Though, come to think of it, I do watch to many crime shows; NCIS, Criminal Minds, Law and Order.

  81. Wren

    Strangest dream? I’ve had too many, and I write them down as soon as I get up so that I actually remember a lot of them.
    The weirdest was probably when I kept falling off a cliff and appearing at the top, three times. I saw my cousin and told him and jumped off the cliff to prove I’d appear back at the top, but, when I did, he didn’t remember me falling. I once hiked up a mountain with his family, but that was at least a year before the dream.
    (once I dreamt you were driving a pickup truck, in the middle of the rest of my dream)

  82. Michelle C.

    I was laughing this whole time I was reading this. Eighty-first comment! Woohoo.

    So, anyway, Isabella Swan is just the same to me, with an exception of millions of deadly experiences, two hot ‘creatures’ who love her & you know..

    I’ve had so many crazy dreams I hardly remember them. I can’t answer that. But, I’ll look forward to see crazy dreams. I normally don’t let myself dream. Gets to carried away. Hard to explain.

  83. jenb

    I never really thought too much about it but I think Bella is different from the one we first encountered in Twilight. I doubt she (or anyone else for that matter) could have imagined that what a year & half later (give or take) that she would be marrying Edward, but I love it!

    I don’t know what the weirdest dream I’ve had is, I hardly remember them! Now because you’re on the wedding chapter I though I’d share what a obsessed Twilight dork I am and share the last dream I remember having was one where Alice (the coolest vampire) planned my wedding! I don’t remember too much except the fact I wanted to change something and was like no I can’t Alice will kill me, and it was the day of. And I wouldn’t mind having Alice plan my wedding she did an awesome job w/Bella & Edward’s and I would want it small like theirs. Plus Alice is awesome.

  84. Alison [twiketchup]

    Well, one time I had a dream that I was in school and we were having a fire drill, only it turned out not to be a fire drill, but an actual fire. During a drill (and apparently, a real fire) these fire doors close on their own… apparently. So anyway, I look down the hall and I see some people running and the fire is behind them and the doors are closing so I be a hero and hold the door open :breathe: and then there is one teacher left and the fire is almost there so I’m like “Hurry up!” and then Whoooshbam he takes out a gun and blows his brains out.

    I never had that teacher and I didn’t even know his name at the time. This was a recurring dream for about a week. No fire drills took place and no fires occurred. No one shot themselves. I wasn’t a hero. It kinda just came outta nowhere…

    On another note, the gnome t-shirt looks/sounds cool and that picture should also be the cover of the soundtrack that I would really love you to release :) :hint hint:


  85. Krystina

    One of my weirdest dreams came about after watching too much youtube one day. There was a group of people sitting on train tracks having a secret meeting. The weird part was they were all people from youtube. Then a bunch of crazy purple trains came by trying to hit them, so the all ran away leaving me confused on the sidelines. The best part of this story is that one of the people there had a great reason for being there, and now I am trying to write a book about her story. The mind works in the weirdest ways ๐Ÿ˜‰

  86. Shannen

    My dreams are always extremely strange. The two that jump to my mind immediately are these (both of which have nothing to do with what I did the day before. i wasn’t even in one of them!):
    1. My friend and I are in a red time-traveling go-kart. We go back in time to a castle and are chased by an evil Ashley Tisdale who is riding a motorcycle/horse. She chases us into a supermarket, where we drive the go-kart through aisles of food and eventually jump off, splitting up to avoid her. I then run into a very creepy lady who insists on offering me chocolate cake…
    2. There are four cartoon pirates on a five-foot-long log raft. The captain and his second-in-command are plotting to leave the other two pirates to die (how they plot when the other pirates are two feet away from them, i don’t know). They eventually swim away to an island where they saw sails, meaning there is a ship there. When they arrive, it turns out that it is their crashed pirate ship! One of the other pirates has followed them and realizes the same. They are then stuck on the island. The last pirate is seen, still sitting on the raft, with sharks circling him. Poor guy.

  87. Hannah

    hahaha Well after reading this it reminds me of a dream i had a long time ago, i may have been 9 or 10 maybe…it was definitely a nightmare at the time but i always laugh at it now and the thing about this dream is that it was the first dream i really remembered after having it, though i cant just barely remember it now. So here it goes the beginning is pretty fuzzy but after a while I go running into our garage, there was a car in it (our garage was 2 car -one side car other side junk) and i remember i knew my family was in danger in the garage so i run out in it and this VERY cartoony but real looking vampire-mind you not how i think of them now, had long fangs and a turban and in a VERY dracula odd accent he said I VANT TO SUCK YER BLOOD!!!! and i remember being soooo scared but then right when he was coming at me the garage door opened and he leaped back and jumped on his motorcycle (which just now appeared- the car seemed to have shrunk or gone) and zoomed forward and the motorcycle FLEW out of the garage and then i woke immediately haha its surly one to laugh at now- also this seemed to be a completely randomly caused dream too hahaha another dream i had when i was younger involved cloaked dementors chasing me around my house lol and thats just some of the weird dreams I’ve had

  88. Michelle

    Jackie, glad you liked my comments. :) Since Stephenie has said repeatedly that Edward is not based off any person that she knows, I probably should have said what an unknown vampire could mean, shouldn’t I?

    Vampires in dreams can symbolize seduction and sensuality as well as fear and death. The vampire represents contrasting images of nobility and aggression, which is exactly how Edward came out on the page.

    This fact that you remember the knife from a dream you had so long ago is interesting to me. The only dream from that age I retain is the one involving my Mom, which I’ve had numerous times. Anyway, to dream of a knife signifies anger, aggression, or separation. It can also mean that you are attempting to cut ties or sever a relationship.

    TheHolyThief, LMAO. I hate that Rickrolled guy.

    23. Steph- Werewolves can also signify fear or repressed anger. Crosses depict suffering, death, or sacfrifice; coins are missed or overlooked opportunities, and keys are locking away inner feelings or emotions. While it’s hard to accurately interpret any given persons dream, especially when you don’t know them, a good example of something that could cause such a dream is this: Someone had recently died or moved away and you had not had the chance to share with them how you really felt about them. A blunt knife means that all your hard work is accompanied by little or no gain, as was the case when your side of the battle still lost, but it probably related to something in your waking life.

    44. Megan, hahahaha. So funny.

    49. Zella- Emeralds mean strength, longevity, faithfulness, and durability, while the color orange means hope, friendliness, courtesy, and an outgoing nature.

    62. Mavvy- Apes stand for deception, mischief, and falsehood; Pizza for choice and variety, or feeling deprived of something, while snow means inhibitions or repressed emotions. If you saw the snow falling, that can mean a clean start and fresh perspective.

    64. Krystol- I had a dream once of a girl that looked similar to me (only with long, black hair) who was being chased through a parking garage, was ultimately killed and stuffed in a trunk. It was by far the scariest dream I have ever had, so a friend and I began to look into it. Many states away, a girl had been found in a parking garage, bearing the first name Michelle, which mine is, and a last name that was very similar to my maiden name. In the picture, she had long, black hair. I have never been more creeped out by anything in my life. To this day, I have a horrible fear of parking garages.

    72. Mad Hatter- The turkey indicated you have been foolish and not thinking clearly. To dream you are attacked by someone using a pitchfork means that you have enemies that will not hesitate to hurt you. I’ve never actually had dreams involving pitchforks, but it seems you have them often? Non-attacking pitchforks stand for your struggles for betterment of fortune, whether physical or mental.

    I hope I don’t have some crazy dreams tonight. LoL. Apes and turkeys attacking me with pitchforks, keys that won’t fit the lock, floating pizzas as I stumble through the snow, and Kaleb Nation chasing me with a blunt knife.

  89. Dana

    the strangest dream I can remember is one i had when i was about fourteen.

    I was walking around my mall and walked into a petland (which incidentally the mall I was walking in doesn’t have). I admired some blue samoyed puppies, and then a large bay horse walked up to me and told me that i ahd better leave because this was his ‘turf’. i turned around and suddenly i was standing on the back of a blimp catching transparent squid in a butterfly net. then i fell off the blimp and woke up

    the blimp thing was probably because I was reading Skybreaker by Kenneth Oppel at the time, but i have no idea where the horse bit came from

  90. abby

    omg the song for this chapter is my favorite song of all time!

    ok…dreams…oh! there was this one dream i had in 4th grade. bush had been president for 2 years, and i dreamed that he was chasing me through new york city. i saw my parents and brother walk into a movie theater; they didnt try to save me. bush chased me into the arms of an old lady who resembled the witch from snow white. she tied me up and dragged me, kicking, into the alley. the end. i can’t remember what happened the day before, but i’m fairly certain nothing that truly contributed to the dream

  91. Michelle

    Horses seem to be coming up a lot. They can mean many things in a dream, including strength, power, endurance, strong physical energy, your need to tame wild forces, to point out that you have been horsing around, or even to tell you to get off your high horse.

    A dead horse indicates that something in your life which once gave you strength will do so no longer.

    A black horse signifies mystery, wildness, and the unknown, while white signifies purity, prosperity, and good fortune.

    A herd of horses signifies a sense of freedom and lack of responsibility, while riding horseback means you are in a potion of power.

    Horseshoes mean luck and success in the future, or even that a wedding is near, while a rocking horse means that you are making no progress toward your goals.

  92. Katilyn

    I only remember dreams that I write down like the next day. I wrote this one down a long time ago.
    I was at the beach doing normal beach stuff when a pirate ship pulled in. It was like giving tours of a nearby island or something and all the boys from the bible camp I had been to that summer were on it. I climbed and we sailed to the island and we pulled up right along a cliff. Now for some reason I can’t remember, I decided to jump from the pirate ship to the cliff. I made it, but when I landed my swim-suit had completely disapeared. The boys on the boat started yelling “Come back Kati! Come back!” and I was like “yeah right!” Then I was back on the beach and for some reason my suitcase was there so I looked in it for my swimming suit. I started crying, “I know I packed it! Where is it?” And some lady came up to me and in that irritating “stop-freaking out” tone started saying, “Calm down, we’ll find it” and then I woke up.

    I also once had a dream that I was spider-man and I had to stop this rainbow version of Venom but he like paralyzed me and he laughed evilly and I woke up.

  93. Vitaani

    In my dream, I got up to use the loo, and when I got there I unthinkingly opened the door to find a horse sitting on the toilet. He was complete with spectacles and newspaper. My reaction was simply to sleepily say “Oh, sorry” and go back to bed. Then I woke up. I can’t tell you what could have made me dream any of it. I didn’t even have to use the loo when I woke up.

  94. Laura

    I’ve always found it interesting that things that are going on while you’re asleep can end up in your dream. I once had a very strange dream about smuggling something onto an airplane (there was a lot more to it, but it was REALLY weird and long). I just remember hearing the metal detector go off. In the dream, I ran away but for some reason I could still hear the metal detector no matter where I went. I woke up to find that the sound was actually my alarm clark going off.

  95. becky sue

    my weird dream consists of me walking home from a nearby park. and for some reason i was leaving my grandma at the park (like she belonged/lived there) and it was dark and i had my neighbors dog leash. yea…… no dog whatsoever…. but then this random EMU comes and tries to steal the dog leash!! it was scary!! this wild emu in town…… yea.

    whenever i DO remember my dreams, its bc they are so weird. like once i dreamt that i went to work and the pet supplies section ended up taking me to like…..narnia. complete with snowy forest and talking animals. but the weirdest thing is, you take a couple steps back and ur at work again, no problem. wtf??

  96. Claudia

    Ok, I was about seven when this happened and I was so freaked out!

    Well, a few years ago my family owned an old, light blue Volvo. And we kind of get attached to our cars…
    In the dream, I was in some sort of loading dock by the water/sea. It was really dark and foggy, and for some reason my sister Freya and I were jumping a on huge log/tree-trunk raft that was floating in the water. Then, in dream-like style, the scene changed and I was in the backseat of our Volvo with Freya, my parents were in the front. It was still very dark and we were driving up a winding road. There were no bushes or trees by the side of the road, just grass or dirt. There were also no intersections, so it was weird when a traffic-light came into view. It was weird because instead of green, red or yellow, it showed a purple question mark. As if that was a signal, my parents and Freya all rushed to get out of the car and I was pulled out by one of them. They brought me to the side of the road and we watched as the Volvo started driving up the road and out of sight.
    It flashed to the next scene in the dream. I was looking at a cupboard, and then the Volvo, smaller than usual, appeared in front of me. The doors of the cupboard opened and then the Volvo drove in. They closed and the dream stopped.
    I woke up crying!

    Please remember that I was seven when this happened. I’m now 14.

  97. Brennah

    Back in 2007 I had this dream where I was dating Corbin Bleu, and Kyle Massey was there. It was wierd, becuase I’m not really big fans of either of them. I think it was that they both had stuff premiering on Disney Channel the next day. I was so creeped out when I woke up from that one…

  98. Kylie

    Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! HOLD UP!!

    Kaleb, where were you spoilered??!?!?!?! When did this happen????? Was it a while ago? Am I just out of the loop? Who did it???? Am I driving you insane with questions????

    THIS IS HORRIBLE! *cries*

  99. Jennifer

    I can’t choose between three, actually.

    One was where I was in a room as big as a colosseum. There was candy everywhere! Then it shifts over to where the room is filled with water as big as the ocean. And there’s a hamster wheel, and me and the HP cast are riding it! There’s some sort of creature in the water. And Rob Pattinson gets hurt – he dies. Harry and I cry over his dead body. I kissed him on the cheek (:

    The other is where I’m a mansion. With all sorts of funny-looking creatures. I’m outside in like a … guest house? And I hide in a corner where the lamp is. Jesse McCartney is there with me. Then it shifts over to where we met … in a blue store that sold video games and icky, girly girly clothes. I climbed this shelf where these toys were and Jesse there with me. Then it shifts over to a GINORMOUS blob of oatmeal(?). It rolls around everywhere and captures everything.

    This third one is actually inspiring. I was on a tire swing high up in the air. I was on some sort of dry planet where there is only green light. Everything is rusty and dirty. This one makes me wanna write a book ๐Ÿ˜€

    I do not remember anything that would trigger these three :$

  100. Paola

    I have to say u always have some weird story to tell!lol abt the weird dreams yes it happens to me all the time especially after a movie or if I’m reading before bed one time I dreamt I was in twilight only I was invisible but I could still see myself and the only other thing I remember is that I was wearing footie unicorn pj! Lol

  101. Jacqueline

    My strangest dream… Well, there’s this one that I’ve had about three times in the past year. My best friend and I are in a bookstore with some child, trying on superhero outfits to disguise ourselves from these two men that are trying to kidnap and kill us. (Honestly, superhero outfits? xD I can’t think of anything MORE conspicuous to wear when hiding from murderers.)
    So, when we get out of the store they’re waiting for us in a rusty truck. They throw us in the backseat and take us to a deserted, white, farm-like house with a chicken coop. They put the kids in the backyard (somehow the one child in the bookstore turned into many), and take my best friend and I to a restaurant parking lot to kill us. We almost escape, but they catch us and take us back to the house. Somehow I know me and my friend are going to die, so I tell the kids goodbye and start to tell my friend what’s going to happen to us. Then the crazies come back, take us back into the truck, and start driving down a long road lined with a white picket fence. That’s usually around the time I wake up.
    Wow, that was long. But yeah, that’s probably one of my oddest dreams, excluding the one where my brother and I were sitting in a parking lot singing about teeth. o.O

  102. Amanda

    Hmmmm….weirdest dream… probably the one I had the night Breaking Dawn came out, after reading it for hours. On second thought, I don’t wanna talk about it ๐Ÿ˜€ eh hehehe…

  103. Angie

    Haha, my weirdest dream is actually twilight related ’cause I’m just that much of a nerd. ๐Ÿ˜€
    Okay, so I was at Walmart, just walking around, when BAM! There was Robert Pattinson! I got excited and like ran up to him or something, but instead of hugging him or something that would be totally understandable in that circumstance, I start pushing his cart. Yes, his cart, which was filled with random objects. Then BAM! There’s Taylor Lautner! So, I freak out again and end up pushing his cart, too. And then I woke up. It was bizarre that I would dream about something completely lame like that. But I was actually at Walmart the day before so it made sence. ๐Ÿ˜€

  104. Micki

    My weirdest dream was that my mom and I were being chased by a giant green worm

  105. Becca

    Once I had this scary as all hell dream about the scene in Jumanji where all the crazy flowers were coming in through the windows and maybe chimney, exept for it was me and the flowers were coming though the chiminy and snatching my friends and family and making them zombies. I watched Jumanji the day before, so, yeah.

  106. Ketzia

    ok so the wierdest dream i had was actually twilight related. I was on my school field trip and we were going to this really fun arcade in town. I was hanging out my two best friends. We got there really early in the morning and the teachers said that before we could go in, the school had organized a pancake breakfast for us. But our principal came out an told us that it had been sponsored by some famous movie that had just come out and he couldn’t remember the name of it. We thought nothing of it, but then a big van pulled up with the twilight logo on it. I completly freaked out when robert and all the other cast members came out! So they split us up in three lines: one for girls, one for guys and one for homosexuals.(why i was dreaming about that i have no idea!)So robert and ashley served me and my friends pancakes and we sat down to eat with them and i was like,”OME, do you know who you are??!?!?!” and robert was just like,”ya….”
    so we talked about twilight and then i got his autograph and he told me i was really nice and funny. We said good-bye and they all left and then i went to have fun at the arcade with my friends.It was really random, but it was the best dream ever!!!!!lolz

  107. Rakey

    I have no clue what my strangest dream was. I’ve had a ton of strange ones. The only dreams I can really remember were my Twilight themed ones, which, to be honest, weren’t overly weird. I’ll tell a few of them anyway.

    So it’s the new school year. I go into drama class, and the play we were doing is “Twilight” (although it somehow involved my character jumping off a building and chickens and other weird stuff and no vampires, but I clearly remember it being Twilight). So the new kid in my drama class (who just so happens to be Robert Pattinson) is the clear choice to play Edward. So I’m watching Rob and whoever played Bella rehearse, and Rob was doing it in a british accent, since, ya know, he’s British. I say “You’re supposed to do it in an American accent” and he’s like “You’re right” and starts doing it in a (crappy) American accent and then turns to me and says ‘Better?’ and I’m like “Much!”. Anyway, the next day (apparently all this happened on the first day of school), my friend Kristen (who was absent the day before) comes to school. She wants to tell me about some trip she went on and I’m like “No. First I need to show you the new guy. He’s totally hot and totally famous” and Kristen kept arguing me to tell me about her trip first but I keep saying “Totally hot and totally famous” over and over to her, while dragging her by the wrist trying to spot Rob. After a while I see she is still arguing. I’m like “C’mon Kristen, he’s totally hot, totally famous and totally British”. After repeating that a few times she’s like “Ugh, fine”. I eventually find Rob talking with some guys near the guy bathroom… and then my dog starts barking and it wakes me up.

    This one was about a year ago:
    Me (I think I might have been Bella in this dream, I can’t quite recall) and Edward are going to church, right? So we sit down in the pews (which were oddly similar to school desks, with the little table thing). A little while after the thingy (I don’t know what church services are called, I’m Jewish) begins, they hand out copies of Breaking Dawn. Edward looks at me and is like “Do I really need to read this? I think I already know what happens.”

    This was back in August:
    So I (who isn’t me, and isn’t Bella) am getting married (to Edward, I think). So I’m up at the altar with 2 bridesmaids, and in the middle of the ceremony, I decide that I really wanted Alice to be a bridesmaid. Just after I think that, I see Alice jump up (and Jasper look confused) and run up to the altar. She was wearing casual clothes, oddly, but her hair and everything was all done up. She mouths the words “Thank you” to me. In this same dream, but a different one, I clearly remember playing this game of hide and seek with Jasper and Carlisle (and Emmett may or may not have been there).

    And I’m not even going to go into the Nation dreams I’ve had (which is only 2, for the record), because the one I remember is kind of freaky (not like I wouldn’t let you hear it if I wanted to, but it’s hard to explain without sound perverted (which it wasn’t)).

  108. Meggy

    I love the way you analyze what you have read. I always just read to read, and I love the thoughts of people like you, who see more than I ever do.

    My weirdest dream ever: I was chased by werewolves, but they all looked like the Hound of the Baskervilles (black, with glowing red eyes) and then I became one (when I woke up, my eyes hurt)
    and I dreamed my entire town had a fire drill and I had to drive from Joshua Texas to Dallas Texas, without a driver’s license, but before I could evacuate, I had to park someones tractor for them…?

  109. Cara

    The weirdest dream I had lasted about 5 seconds long. I was just standing in the shower, watching water go down into the drain. It was weird in a very creepy way.

  110. Ms. Paranoia

    No offense Kaleb, but your dream isn’t that wierd, lol

    I had a dream that I was talking with my friends in the back parking lot of my condominium complex-area at night. A blue car was passing us by, and we started criticizing the make of the car. As soon as it turned the corner, it blew up and went up 10 ft into the air. We ran towards the scene and suddenly the scene changed. It was morning, and we were on the sidewalk looking out at the street. Looking behind me, the car was all burnt. And then I look to the side to find that I’m standing in line for Subway sandwiches being served by the military. On the sidewalk. I ordered a ham sandwich, and before I received it my dad pulls me aside with Scooby-Doo (the animated one) next to him. We start walking to a moving truck and the back of the truck opens up. I hop in and turn around, only to tell Scooby that he can’t come with me. He says “Awww” in his doggy voice, I pet him goodbye, and then I walk into the truck, where it turns into a bunch of rooms with sleeping children in them. I climb into one of the beds, and then I wake up.

    For the record, I was not hungry, thinking of my dad, watching Scooby-Doo, or wanting to blow up cars before I had the dream, lol

    There’s also a dream my friend had where she was a flying bucket of strawberry yogurt.. but that’s another story.

  111. Yen

    I dont recall my weirdest dream, but i do believe the last one i had was me and my friend (guy who loves me) were hugging intimately, idk like it was OUR moment. (this dream was like two days ago) and it happened today!!! almost just like that!!! lol. it was so awesome <3

  112. Heather

    Hahaha! I love this post..
    Especially the monkey suit picture.
    Very Nice!

    But I once had a dream (which was really awesome, btw) where people jumped through a hat and came to a new world (like, parallel dimension crap) and there were wizards and trouble and stuff…
    And, before that, I think I watched The Never-ending Story about 30 times…
    Or, read Harry Potter. Either way…

    And, another one: I was on a ship with my sister and, one time (this was a reoccurring dream, btw) it was surrounded with lava (impractical, i know) and we had to escape, somehow. (How? I don’t know. I woke up.)
    But, I know I saw Titanic before that.

    So, yeah. I agree with your theory…

  113. Britta

    Well the strangest dream I can remember was that it was a summer day, I was standing on a dock at some private lake house and holding a cat who was George Clooney. (It was a cat that I knew was George Clooney, not him in some sort of yoga pose.) He jumped out of my arms and ran into the house which had a floor with lots of different levels (don’t ask but it’s kind of like steps?). The whole place was filled with varying styles of wooden, straight-backed chairs and I was trying weave through and climb over them all to get to him. He was sitting on the other side of the room just watching me and I knew he was feeling smug. I have no clue what prompted that though. Maybe I watched too many ER re-runs that day and I did have chairs like that. And I have a cat! But no lake house. Hmm…

  114. Tessa

    The dream I had actually wasn't about something that happened the day before, but a premonition of something I didn't know. It was really weird. See, my best friend had lost her phone at a carnival, and she's been phoneless for a little over a month now. I've had a few dreams about her phone since it happened. But, the one I had last night was interesting. I had a dream that my best friend had found her phone under her pillow, but she didn't want to tell any of her family about it because she wanted to get a new phone, and if they knew about her finding her phone she wouldn't be able to get a new one. So today I told her about the dream I had, and she was shocked. That dream had happened to her, exactlty how I described it. The thing is, I didn't know about any of it until she just told me. It's weird how sometimes we dream of what's going to happen in the future. That kind of thing happened to my twin sister, also.

    And about Breaking Dawn, you are about to get to the awkward chapter. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  115. babybott330

    Well, this new commenting system is just screwing me all up. It's Michelle from the many posts of this chapter, from now on to be known by my usual tag, babybott. I think this will please some of the many Michelle's who seem horrified at the thought of people thinking they may be me. Whatever.

    Rakey, you're so funny. I also chose not to comment about any Nation dreams I've had, but I tried to tactfully leave it out of the conversation all together. LMAO!! Now you've got me dying with the curiosity of it!

    Ms. Paranoia, I love your dream about the flying strawberry yogurt. It seems so random. Do you like strawberry yogurt, I'm wondering? FYI, strawberries in dreams indicate sensual desires, temptations, and goals that will soon be realized.

  116. Laura

    That's one of my fav. chapters, the wedding seems so perfect (from every aspect), that it is like a dream and Bella walking to the altar watching Edward :) He loves to call her Mrs. Cullen, it's so sweet. The only part that makes me sad is that Jacob truly went there with the best intentions, wanting to make Bella happy even though it ment going to her wedding and you see how much it's hurting him and then when he hears about the honey moon he obviously thinks the worst of Edward and obviously wants to kill him, it's also sad when b4 Bella says something about her best man missing. I really wanted to know where they were going to their honey moon so I kept reading… haha,Kaleb not talking about the *akward* stuff is going to be impossible next chapter ๐Ÿ˜› I'm like you when it comes to that and already went thorugh it so now I get to laugh about it:P can't wait for next chapter.. and yes Bella has come along SO much since Twilight..and the book's just starting.. I just finished BD and it's just crazy to think how little time went by and how different the 2 Bellas are

  117. devz30

    Wow. people are fast- and this new comment thing is nice for a change.

    The strangest dream I had? I don't remember much, but if they were weird, it had nothing to do with the day before.
    The strangest dreams I have are all horror- -haha, strangely, yeah. Like one time a ghost bust into the room, or I was in the forest with my brother and sister and some weird monsters (I guess the more proper term is 'alien') come and I have to run, run, run and I tell my sister and brother to run so we could get away from the monster. Then I had a piano in my dream once and water suddenly came out. Then I had a dream that I was drowning…
    Sometimes the dreams I get are ones I worry about, but they always seem to turn out fine the next day. It's always like that. Whenever I wake up, it's the greatest relief.
    It feels weird to type all this.. I mean, ok, so you know your dreams and what happened, but when you type it down, that's when you really realize what really happened…
    Dreams are weird. ..But it's with a dream that Twilight was born.

    Ooohh one of your predictions are- wow. Sometimes I wonder… heeyy, it's either you're reading ahead or you're psychic…either of those… *suspicious* haha

  118. babybott330

    Crud. Kaleb, please explain this new disqus thing to me. It won't let me upload a picture, and I've tried about seven times to verify but it won't send the email. The help topics on the site are also completely useless. RAWRR. I'm aggrivated. LoL

  119. Sazza

    My weirdest dream was based around breaking dawn! I was watching like a movie! although it cut off around the end and went into this weird tv show about how clowns eat hotdogs! it was really weird!

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  121. Laura

    well…i always have strange dreams.about what i done that day or what will happen.
    i just remembered.when i read this chapter from breaking dawn i had a dream with a weird child.it was scary.i think it was fire too in that dram…and then i came to my house and i remember i entered inside and it was like a passage or something like that…and then i was to my school which looked like the school fro the movie…i forget very fast what i dream…and when i saw transporter i was in the movie.i was running and i had a gun. :))

  122. Matt Urdan

    It was 4th of July. A bunch of us had gathered at the home of a whitewater rafting company river manager in Fayetteville, WV. We went up to the very steep pitched roof and drank Jaeger Bombs all night watching Fireworks over the New River Gorge. That night, there was this dirty white wire-haired poodle, strung out on drugs, chainsmoking cigarettes and wearing a black fedora cursing me out all night. I was absolutely terrified. Moral: Don't drink Jaeger Bombs. It's been several years since that night. I've never had another Jaeger Bomb, and the dirty white strung-out wire-haired poodle hasn't bothered me since.

  123. kassia

    I don't usually remember my dreams at all, but the other day I dreamed that I was married to Robert, and I lived next door to Emerson (from mugglenet.com) and his wife, and Rob and I had an suv, and we had 9-5 jobs and we were over at Emersons house for a barbeque and we picked out paint colours for my living room. It was such a boring dream, but it was really weird. I know exactly where everything came from though. I was watching a show where two people from the FBI went under cover as a married couple to spy on the couple next door. I dreamed of Rob, cause, well, it's Rob. And I dreamed of Emerson because he just got engaged, and the engagement was announced on his website.

  124. Meghan

    I always have weird dreams ๐Ÿ˜‰ I just never remember them. I remember my dream from the night before last, I was really tired in my dream, and I looked half crazed. And I met Taylor Swift…and then she got freaked out. And it was at a bowling alley. Which I guess I could understand why. I was looking at old pictures of myself and my friends the day before. We were at a bowling alley. I hate bowling though…so I don't get why I'd dream of it. Hehe ๐Ÿ˜‰ This is random, but surprisingly, I don't have many Twilight-related dreams. I've dreamt of meeting Edward a few times, and of being a vampire twice (yes, I remember these things. I have no idea how). And I once dreamt that my sister was dating Robert Pattinson. I was like why not me!? But it was cool because I ended up not liking him when I met him. Mostly because he was dating my sister and that would be incredibly weird if I liked him. Hehe :) And then he broke up with her because he thought she was cheating on him with the guy from Jon and Kate Plus 8. I obviously watch that show waaaay too much. And this took place at an arcade? I have no idea about that one. I must have been really loopy that night. And I've had dreams that tell the future…sort of. And when it happens, it's really creepy. It makes me think of Percy Jackson and the Olympians :) Half-bloods have dreams that tell them the future. It's cool :) Oh yeah, and I did a science fair project one year on dreams. You usually do dream about things that you did before you went to sleep, or random thoughts you had, or they can be prophetic or tell you about your life. I have this awesome dream book, so whenever I have weird dreams, I can go see what they might mean :)

  125. Meghan

    Oh yeah, and I have lots of weird dreams about llamas. Mostly because my friends Josh and Sarah are obsessed with them. And Josh writes these crazy random stories…I usually have nightmares about those. His mind is a frightening place ๐Ÿ˜‰ Last night, there was a rainbow llama in my dream, because one of my friends edited this photo on Facebook of my friend doing the llama symbol with her hand and made it rainbow. It was weird. Oh yeah…Josh and Sarah name their hand llamas. They are named Quantaviana and Dr. Bob. It is because of them that I'm afraid to fall asleep at night :)

  126. suzanne k

    Weirdest dream I've ever had? Well, when I was about 9 years old, I had a dream about Tarzan fighting against some clawed villan, in a factory. Then, the 'scene' suddenly changed, and I was standing with two of my other friends, in a hotel lobby, looking at bits of liquid-nitrogen-frozen Tarzan, and one of my friends was crying over these pieces, because she loved Tarzan.
    If anyone can explain this one, I'd be glad to hear their suggestions. I think I watched about five minutes of Tarzan that day, and after that dream, I still don't like Tarzan much. I was actually horrified after that XD

  127. Poppy

    Weirdest Dream……………. Hmmmm……….. Ok so theres this one time, where i was at school and it was like empty and all dark. And then people were running around screaming, and then this massive blue bear came running out chasing after them?( Seriously a bear, have no idea why) And that is when the dream ended. I Have Had Weirder Dreams Then That But this one i remember most.

    Since I Found Out That Emmet Was Mauled By A Bear I Have Disliked Them. Lol :L

    Poppy xx

  128. Hannah

    ok Kaleb,
    I have to say the weirdest dream was one that is similar to Stephenie Meyer's.

    Well, the dream it self was pleasant, but afterward when i read Sephenie's way of how she got the idea of the book, i was a little freaked out. The dream was fuzzy, and hard to remember, but i know there was one similar to hers.

    Long before i had ever heard the name Twilight, or had any liking for vampires, I dreamed that i was in a round circle-like meadow. There was a visible stream near the woods, and it was sunny. The sky was a purple and gray mix, and the vividly green meadow held yellow and purple flowers that were very small. Two people were in the meadow. They were a couple, obviously, and arguing about something. I couldn't know because their voices were muted, but i could hear the sound of the wind and trees. They guy was really good looking, and i hardly noticed the girl. But there was something wrong with his skin. His skin sparkled,and they were both pale. This stretched on a long moment, and i woke up. I didnt really remember what happened after they argued, but something had happened. I remember the word 'vampire' in my mind, and smiled at how pleasant it had been.

    I had long forgotten this dream when i had read about it on Stephenie's website. I had a deja vu moment that was rare for some people. Though I find it unexpectedly weird, i smile that i have something in common with my favorite author. :)

    One last thing- i cannot resist putting this down. My sister once woke terrified because she had a dream that large, multicolored viatmins were chasing her and taking over the world. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Kaleb, you dont really need to worry about your book becoming known. I've read your posts from day one, and i can tell your a great author. I'll be the first person to check out your book in my library.

  129. Victoria

    Thanks to everyone for making me feel 'normal'! I thought I was the only one with f'd up dreams ! XD
    Some of these were just hilarious and I hope I don't dream some of them tonight!

    Well, I watch waaay too many movies and television so I'm always dreaming crazy stuff! One time I dreamed Matt Damon and Ben Affleck came over our house and I served them tea and cookies like we were in England! It was hilarious and the whole time they're drinking tea we're just chatting about our day and what's going on. I had just seen the movie Good Will Hunting the night before so no doubt that's what did it! The second one that pops in my head is that U2 were playing at a local club in town and Bono asks me to attend the show. While I'm watching from backstage he gives me a 'shout out' and Edge pulls me out on stage and Bono kisses me on the cheek! Ok, that one was awesome and since I've really met both of them in Ireland, I'm guessing that's why they pop in my dreams off and on. I've actually had 6 different dreams with them in it~too funny!

    Thanks for laughs Kaleb!

  130. Leah

    Once I had a dream where my family was eating blue cardboard, and all of the sudden, a blue Mr. Game & watch appeared! He grabbed my older brother, and I had to chase them all over and through many different styles of drawing to get him back.
    It was a while ago, so I don't really remember the details, but I do you remember one part where we were standing on the corner, and he says, “You'll never get him, dead or alive!” And then he jumped onto a passing icecream truck. Once I finally got him back, I went back to my house, where, to my horror, I discovered that my family was eating RED cardboard! My dream actually ended with me saying, “No, not again!!!” It was a nightmare when I had it, but now it's just too funny!
    I had a different dream where my school got a MAJOR remodel. It was completely indoors with thick blue carpet, a giftshop, and a TV you can watch while waiting for the bus.
    These were both before I read Twilight. Now all the dreams I have have at least one thing to do with Twilight in them.
    After reading a Twilight, I had a dream that involved a moving truck, a coffin, Esme, Emmett, and Alice wanting to turn me into a vampire, my cats following me to the store, and Emmett making me do math problems. Oh yeah, I think there was gnome in the moving truck!

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  133. Gianna

    omg ur dream had me laughing soooo hard!!!!!lol and ya i totally get ur opinion on the chapter of breaking dawn lol.and my dreams are usually twilight related.my best twilight dream had to be when i dreamt i was driving down a highway in Rosalie's convertible(coincidence?)ansda motorcycle cop pulled me over and it turned out to be jasper so i naturally started freaking out and i like gave him a hug or something and alice literally pops up out of the bushes on the side of the road and says “get your hands off my man!!!”and thats where my dream ended and i woke up laughing.i swear that is a 100% true story………..im am sooooooooooooooooo strange lol………….anyhoo hoped u enjoyed my weirdo dream lol!!!!!

  134. Gianna

    oh and i had a dream where i was a vampire with emmett and we were like eating holographic food as the new vampire diet?????it was strange……and a dream with my class in a different school where everyone was wearing Rollerblades…..and than almost caught on fire….weird!!!!oh and like my five second dream of jasper on a hover board……….wow i have weird dreams!!!lol

  135. Genevieve

    My weirdest dream? Oh my…

    My family was at my aunt/uncle/cousins' house and I was watching TV. There wasn't anything terribly interesting on, but I found a live Josh Groban concert to watch. After a few numbers, I noticed something weird about what Josh Groban was wearing. He was dressed in what he would normally wear to a concert, I guess, but covering his chest was this piece of white tarp. So i thought “Hmm this is weird. I wonder why he's wearing that.” Then I noticed something even weirder. The tarp was moving! And the camera swung around at the end of a song so I could see better–it looked like a bunch of hands were waving behind this tarp thing.
    Right then it was the end of the concert and the movement stopped and I saw a bunch of fans filing off the stage. So i put it together: the fans were sticking their arms through some giant cavity in Josh Groban's chest and waving from behind the tarp. It made me wonder how he could sing when his whole chest section was gone. What in the world?!?!
    So then I called one of my friends from school and told her about it, but she didn't seem surprised.
    “He's on this tour to help raise awareness and support for organ donations and transplants,” she explained. And apparently to express this, there were eight holes made in his chest, and because there are so many it just looks like one big hole. The tarp was so no one could see it and freak and pass out. And the waving hands? At every concert, a group of lucky fans were chosen to stand behind Josh, stick as many of their arms through as could fit, and wave to everyone through the holes, hidden by the tarp.
    THEN my friend told me that our class is going on a field trip to a Josh Groban concert, and WE were chosen to be the ones who get to stick our hands through the holes.
    So after I told my mom and aunt and everyone all about it, my dream transported me back home and I realized that I was running really late for the time that we were scheduled to leave. So I rushed over to where we were meeting and on the way, I met my class and they were all running/jogging to the concert. Well I didn't know we would be running to the concert, and so I wasn't dressed out. But the teachers said that there wasn't time for me to run home and get my shorts and change and come back on time because we'd be late for the concert and lose our “special spot.”
    I was freaking out because I didn't want to be left behind, and so I tried my best to run along with everyone else in what I was wearing, which was like a ballgown. Some of my friends offered me some of their extra gym clothes that i could try and change into on the way which didn't really work.
    Then I looked down and noticed that my dress had fallen off from running so fast…

    Then I woke up.
    Yeah…that one needs interpreting ๐Ÿ˜‰

  136. Anna_Loves_TWILIGHT

    HMMMM……. My strangest dream. I have 4.

    1. My mom was driving to Big Y with me and my brother. We live on a big hill, and right when we got on the road I looked in the front seat and my mom wasn't there, but the car kept rolling all the way to Big Y. Then when me and my brother got there we couldn't remember how to get back to our house. Eventually I remembered how, and I started driving back to my house (I Was 10!), but then we magically got transported back to Big Y, and walked across the street to look for something. Then I woke up.

    2. I was dreaming but I still had my mind, and I wanted to wake up. But for some reason I couldnt get my eyes open. Eventually I did, but then I ended up in another dream! I was really irritated, so I tried to open my eyes (AGAIN) and I sort of woke up, but I was in another dream. I was in Price Chopper floating down to the floor while holding a balloon. But this time, I thought I was awake. After a second, I realized I was still alseep, so I walked across the store to a door. I opened it and behind the door was a bathroom made completely of wood. Then I woke up for real.

    3. I was in a room full of people, with Edward Cullen. He dragged me over to a corner and started kissing me. There was more to it, but I can't remember the rest (Im sure you can understand why). It was the best dream ever.

    4. I was dreaming that I was surrounded by people I knew and they were all talking to me. The last person was my friend Molly. She was next to my friend Sarah, and she told me “Sarah is sad, her cat died” after that, I woke up suddenly and said out loud “Sarah's cat is dead!”. Seconds later, I realized it was only a dream. That morning, Sarah got on to the bus and put her head on her backpack. I asked her why she was so sad, and she told me her cat was dead. oooooooo. creeeeppyyyy

  137. Becky

    when I was about seven I had a recurring dream about a giant green slime monster chasing me around, but then I dreamed that my brother stabbed it and I didn't dream about it anymore. That was weird, I still remember it… I don't think there's any deeper meaning behind that, though.

    Also, I often have dreams that end in me getting eaten by giant spiders. But that's easy to explain- arachnaphobia.

    usually my dreams are fairly normal though.

  138. Ember

    Lol. I have those kinds of dreams all the time. One night, I dreamt my friends and family were all working with forks and rakes at an E. Coli factory that was more like a farm. It just so happened that, after trying to figure it out the next day, it turned out that my dad had been watching a show on E. Coli while I was on the copmputer. There ware a couple other references to my day in the dream, including the forks (my best friend and I had been joking about Forks, Washington the night before), and a couple others. I don't remember where the rakes and the farm came from…

  139. Michaela

    Weirdest dream ever…. um I have to say the one where I was Edward Cullen and I was experencing what it was like to be him and be around Bella without hurting her. Very very strange since I'm a GIRL!!!! I never wanted to know what it was like to be a guy! EVER! Especially a TEENAGE MALE VAMP/GUY! *shudders*
    I think that happended because I had stumbled upon the beginning of Midnight Sun on Stephanie's website and started to read some of it. Never want that to happen again!

  140. Ember

    Oh, and my weirdest dream: I have a reoccurring dream that I'm walking in giant, people-sized hamster tubes with a bunch of people my age that I have never met. We all end up in a large room with hamster bedding and sit in a circle. All the other people disappear and Barney wearing a marching band suit and singing the “Healthy Snacks” song from Blues Clues… I really can't explain that one, but I've had it for years.

  141. Danni

    Its funny that you mention weird dreams, I just had one last week. I was walking through the mall, and then Robert Pattinson just strolls out of a Hot Topic. No joke. Then, I'm like “Whoa, your Rob Pattinson.” And then he says “Yes, I am,” So we go to the food court and we have lunch together. Weirdest dream ever. The day before that I was looking online at Paramore shirts- on the Hot Topic website. ๐Ÿ˜›

  142. E

    I just want you to get to chapter 7.

    And what are you talking about, Bella's future child with Edward…?

  143. Snow Wight

    My weirdest dream ever (that I can actually remember):
    In real life, I'd been looking at pictures of old classmates, and just gotten back from a missions trip to Mexico. In my dream, my entire elementary school was getting on the bus that we'd taken to Mexico (how we were all going to fit, I have no idea) to go to a some concert. I was about to argue that I wasn't allowed to ride on the bus (mom's orders, due to lack of seat belts) when my favorite band, The Myriad, drove up and offered me a ride in their tour bus, and I readily accepted. We stayed in a hotel one night, where I roomed with an elderly couple I'd never seen before in my life, with whom I finger-painted and played Bingo. At the concert, I sat with between my Myriad buddies, listening to a random rock band play “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.” LOL!

  144. Rach

    Just wanted to say congrats on winning Best Male Site on the Dazzle awards Kaleb!!!

    Keep up the awesome work. :-)

  145. Karlee

    I'm so excited because I get to read breaking dawn with you(even though this is my 3rd time reading it)! Yay!
    The weirdest dream I ever had was that my dad had picked my brother and i up to go to his house(parents are divorced) but instead of driving us to his house we went to this lake and he got out of the truck, walked into the water and pulled out three dead bodies. It was a mom, a daughter, and a son about the same age as me. Keep in mind these people are dead. So he throws the daughter and mom in the bed of his truck, but sits this dead boy next to me in the passenger seat. Then the dead boy started talking to me and telling me I was pretty and all this different stuff. Then some how we ended up at an assembly at my school and my pastor was praying while this dead kid is still talking to me. Then this girl that I knew named Jessie turned into a dog and started barking. So I was like “Jessi shut up! Joesph is trying to pray!” then she took off out of the gym and I woke up. It was weird.
    I don't know what made me dream of that either.

  146. Mal

    I have had a few weird dreams….

    One of them was when I was in a hospital bed in the future and I gave birth to a cat. It probably had to do something with my teacher being pregnant..I dont know what was with the cat part because I dont' have one or anything. But I remember being there in the hospital bed in the dream and my mom was like terrified of the cat…I was too. That was the weirdest dream EVER!

    Another dream I used to have frequently when I was younger: I was in this dark place with giant sized toys or something like that and they were coming to get me….it used to freak me out. It reminded me of the Toy Story movie because that kid, Sid, always like tortured toys and they were creepy when they came to life…

    I have had a few dreams of myself dying. In one of the dreams, I died because of a tornado. And I and scared to death of those things. In another dream, this guy came looking for me to kill me and he had a gun. I kept trying to run away but I wasn't fast enough. In the end, I died….I was shot by the guy. Then I woke up scared out of my mind.

    One last dream that I will share with you all: I was in my room on my computer late at night and all of a sudden I heard someone break down the front door. I heard my mom scream and then a gun shot…my brother was with her in the kitchen and then the gun was shot again. They were both dead. All I could think about was what I could do to escape and my first thought was hiding under the bed….but i ended up climbing out my window and on to the roof (i think)…

    Those are the weirdest ones that I have had…I have no clue on why I really had them. But I woke up after each one scared to death. I haven't had any Twilight dreams :( but maybe I can replace those with the ones of me dying.

    (Sorry if none of this made sense!)

  147. babybott330

    To dream that you are seeing someone else give birth can mean new beginnings or an upcoming event. Cats can mean independence, creativity, power, misfortune, or bad luck. Being afraid of that cat can mean that you are having problems connecting with your femininity. White cats mean you are going through difficult times, black that you are afraid to trust your intuitions.

    To dream of your own death indicates a transitional phase in your life. It can also mean that you are trying to escape the demands of everyday life. To dream of the death of loved ones suggests you are lacking in certain qualities they embody, and that gaining those qualities could be helpful in your own relationships.

    The tornado suggests you are experiencing extreme emotional outbursts, or 'temper tantrums', also that you feel overwhelmed and out of control. Having been shot by the man with a gun suggests some sort of confrontation you are to face in you waking life. Being chased can also show you are trying to avoid a situation is which you don't think you can win. Even just the image of the computer can mean that new opportunities are being open to you.

    Next time you have a dream that really frightens you, you should try doing some research into it. There are many sites online to look through, and tons of books you can buy on the subject. Once you can connect the scary images in the dream to their real-life meanings, they're not so bad anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  148. McKenzie

    If you are the self-appointed king of weird dreams, then by far I am the queen. I have so many disturbing, funny, makes-no-sense-at-all dreams that in no way could I ever remember them all, and yes they always have wierd triggers from stuff that happened during the previous day. The wierdest, that I can actually explain, is probably one where I am wandering through a giant snow drift in the mountains. I am following a trail of 5-foot long french fries and come across a retirement community in the middle of these mountains. The doors to the houses af this retirement community are guarded by video game monsters that attack you if you get too close. The trail of french fries that, for some reason, I have to follow, splits into two ways. One leads across a grassy area in front of the old-folk's home, the other around it. I walk across the grass and all the old people start yelling at me and throwing bread crumbs. I wake up then.

    Thats not even the wierdest dream I've had.

    I also have many Twilight-infused dreams as well(of course). One of which I met Rob Pattinson in a movie theater. I started taling to him but my friend just walked away lol. In another one I was in a car with Emmet, Rosalie, and Esme, on an italian island and desperately had to meet Edward and Alice at some restaurant.

    I have a strange.

  149. Mal

    Thanks for the info babybott330! :) I haven't had the weird dreams lately so I guess life is good right now…lol

  150. VeeJei

    I've had so many weird dreams, I can't even think of one that stands out the most.

    But I'll tell you one. It's kind of long, but this is that one part that is really strange.

    I was in my office. I was really busy finishing the file that I'm transcribing, then suddenly, a hand was around my neck, maybe trying to kill me. I looked up, I saw Voldemort! LOL. He was staring at me intently. And then I just brushed off his hand and said, “Will you please stop bugging me? I have a rush file to finish!” And he just started talking gibberish… I think hissing or something. So I yelled at him, “If you don't stop that, my supervisor is really going to kill you!” After that, Voldemort just stood in one corner and said nothing. I think he got scared. LMAO. =)

    Oh. I also had Twilight-related dreams, and I had a recurrent one. It was that part of Eclipse where the vampires and the wolves were in the clearing. And I dreamed of it like I was one of the newborns… or maybe one of the Cullens because I saw Jasper (or Jackson Rathbone) jumping and running around. I've had this dream every night for a month, I think. I don't know why I was having the dream over and over because by that time, I have finished reading the series.

  151. Spinach

    Oh wow, can't think of a dream I've had that was anywhere close to normal! I'd probably say the most bizarre one was a dream I had a few years ago that I was sat in a meadow playing with neon pink and yellow plastic dragons which randomly started coming to life and dancing around. I have absolutely no idea where that dream came from, though around the time I had several dreams revolving around dragons.

    I also once had a frreaky dream when about five years ago that two mobile phones were planted in my backpack at school and I had the police after me… only to hear in the bulletin a week later that two mobile phones had been reported as stolen in school…

    Then there's humerous Twilight dreams, such as a brief flash of Edward walking across a lake toward Bella and saying 'Yes Bella, I am Jesus.' In another one Edward decided to rebuild Blackpool Tower further out on the beach, only for it to start collapsing when we were at the top (got down safely before it fully fell though), apparantly construction is one thing that Edward does not excell at.

  152. Charlotte

    “you and me! I really love this song!! it should have been the bookยดs one :) – great website anyway!!! love from Europe ๐Ÿ˜‰

  153. zomglions

    My weirdest dream: (warning – could make your head spin)

    I was on a giant ferris wheel with my grandmother and there was a rainbow in the background, then the sky got darker. i warned everyone to get off the ride and we all ran for it. Suddenly, a big strike of blue lightning came out of the rainbow. And it started following us. Everyone ran to my school, because the classrooms were our apartments (scary), but the lightning destroyed it. So, I told everyone to jump in the water and stay under, and the lightning couldn't hurt us (because for some reason water repelled lightning – don't ask me why). Then the sky cleared, and the killer rainbow was gone.

    I'd love to see someone diagnose that.

  154. zomglions

    Haha. That is hilarious!

  155. zomglions

    Woah. Do mine! :)

  156. Esmee

    The other day I had a dream that I was walking on the highway when suddenly I changed into a boy. That looked like Jim from American Pie. Then two guys showed up, one looked like a dangerous criminal and the other like a dutch celebrity, sasha visser, and they want to bury me alive. But then I run away and they catch me throw me in the water with a stone straped to my feet and walked away. I climbed out of the water and disappeared into the forrest. I went the my apartment, wich I don't really have, and pack my stuff very quickly afraid that they would follow me, while they thought I was dead. And I'm still a guy in my dream. I run over to a big concert hall, that I've never seen before, and I hide behind a curtain. There was this girl there who was hiding there for over a year. I don't know the reason. We both had masks on and lay there behind the curtain for over three years. Than during a show we concluded that we had to come out, or something. And we did and took of our masks, everybody aplaused and we came on television wich I was afraid of, for the bad guys. Suddenly I'm on the highway again running from those guys, and everything is in a sort of chinese theme. I'm running from town to town with this chinese ghost with me who gave me advice. And I come into this house that looked like my real house. I saw this black woman staring at me. And then I suddenly changed back into myself, a girl, and she says to me: “I'm here to find a man for you.” So I asked: “Are you familiar with ghosts and stuff?”, she says yes en that's where the dream ends. The weird thing is that the dad and sister of my best friend were that evening eating chinese and I was watching a program with sasha visser and lately I feel like I need to get myself a boyfriend.
    very strange..

  157. Madeleine

    I also have the wierdest dreams you could imagine. I think in my wierdest, I was in a city, walking down a long boulivard of stores, and the city was being attacked by Godzilla (no, it wasn't Tokyo). I was walking with my mother, and we both had these very tall, pointed caps on. We thought we were going to die, and we wanted to be eaten by the monster quickly rather than slowly. My mother told me to remove my cap, because that would cause a faster death should Godzilla try to eat me.(?) Anyway, my mother and I were both eaten by Godzilla, but I remember coming back to the street as a ghost and screaming once. Then I woke up.
    ?????????????????????? Who knows?
    Second wierdest dream: This one is particulary strange because it was so VIVID. If it were possible for such a thing to happen, I would think it had. When I was little, I kept insisting it really had happened ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I was coming out of Stop & Shop with my mother. I was really young, shorter than the shopping cart. We had a cabbage in our cart. A slight gust of wind blew, and the cabbage was suddenly wisked into the air and carried to the roof of the store in a plastic grocery bag!
    Weird, huh? No, I have no idea what caused either dream.

  158. Gothhic Goddess

    Hm. Had a dream that I was at a birthday party with my oldest, when zombies attacked…. long dream short, the end came down to me having one bullet, zombies breaking into our hiding place, and me having to make the choice between killing my child or myself before the zombies did it… Seriously messed up dream. (If you ever want the full version, let me know, tis very bad.) All I know is, don't eat Papa John's before bedtime. lol

  159. Gabbie

    My weirdest dream? I can't remember it well but I will tell yiou it did involve Jim Henson, Kelly Clarkson, Edward Cullen, a talking fish and a jar of peanut butter.

    Yeah, I know.

  160. babybott330

    The Ferris wheel can mean that you are going around in circles, heading nowhere. Your Grandmother represents protection and unconditional love. The rainbow is the bridge between your grounded self and spiritual self. The presence of the color blue can symbolize your optimism of the future, while lighting is a sudden awareness of truth.
    To dream your 'house' (which in this case, you felt the school was your house) is on fire indicated you need to undergo some transformation, while dreaming you are underwater suggests you are feeling overcome with emotions and are in need of greater control of your life.

  161. Shelby

    I loved this post.

    As for your question, I have had a lot of weird dreams and I'd rather not explain the horrifying ones I've had within the past month because they are very personal and yeah…. I HATE THEM!

    When I was 5, I had a dream that some mad scientist came into my house and electricuted my parents in front of me. I woke up and ran into my parents room and slept with them the rest of the night (as if my being there would save them from a mad scientist…not likely…).

    Then when I was around 10 or 11, I had a dream that I was in the woods and found this building called “Dino Safety” and walked in. everyone was bustling about and wouldn't really talk to me. Then this cute, slightly geeky guy with round glasses came up and told me to stay there because the woods were filled with dinosaurs. Having always like dinosaurs when I was little, I thought it'd be cool to see one. Then he looked at me and shook his head, telling about how if you get bitten by one of these donosaurs, you turn into one yourself. That scared me. Then he left me for a bit. I was standing there and then a little voice started talking to me from behind. I turned but didn't find anyone. Then the voice told me to look down and then I was four little tiny dinosaurs the size of beanie babies looking up at me. They were random bright colors (I think pink, blue, green and yellow….i think….) and were so cute. They told me they weren't like the evil ones in the forest and they began to follow me around, telling me about the people in the building. They told me about a really cute guy named Jason who protected everyone from the evil dinosaurs and I met him. He was sweet. I liked him a lot. Then, if I remember correctly, the dinosaurs attacked the building and we had to run through the woods. By this time the little brightly colored dinosaurs were in a red-wagon that I was pulling. We were with Jason and the guy with the glasses. I was telling the guy with the glasses about the show Dinotopia that was on tv at the time I had this dream and then, I heard a weird noise. The guy had been behind me but he was gone when I turned around. I went back to where I had last seen him but all that was there were his hiking boots surrounded by a pool of blood. I woke up right after that thinking, “Why am I dreaming about dinosaurs!?”

    That is the weirdest dream I've ever had.

    Kaleb, dreams can actually tell you things about yourself. Resently, with all my weird personal dreams, my aunt told me to go to a dream dictionary site and see what the objects in my dream meant and I did. Everything was incredibly accurate! If your dreams don't make sense, I'd reccommend going to one of those sites and typing in all the random objects….it seriously is crazy what comes up!

  162. Loony_Lovegood

    I had a very strange dream the other night, where I was on the set of New Moon, but I arrived on a school bus with the rest of the cast. Someone who was on security realized I wasn't an actress, and asked me what I was doing there. Of course, I replied with “Umm… uh… I'm a fan.. BUT, I'm not one of those crazy fans! I can totally act normal!” and he just disappeared into thin air! Then, I walked over to Kellan Lutz, and he just gave me a look like “who the hell are you?” and I was like “oh, it's okay, i'm normal! just ask the security guy!” I know that I kept on going up to the actors, saying the same thing over and over, and then I somehow figured out there was a plan to assassinate the director, so Justin Chon and I went into the sewers (don't ask, I don't understand why I told him what was going on, and why we went into the sewers) For some other reason unknown, I had to go undercover as an actress in the Harry Potter musical… as Bella. The last thing that I can remember from this dream is that I was about to go on stage, and I was crying because I didn't know the lines…
    yeahh. weird dream.

  163. Ari

    My most bizarre dream was some sort of Hannah Montanna/Dead Like Me cross over. Okay, so first, you know how in some dreams you consider one of the people to be “you” even though its nothing like you at all? I don't know if it's the POV of something (this was a 3rd person dream so I have no idea) but whatever. The point is there was one person that when I think back on the dream I would consider to be “me” even though she looked nothing like me at all. So I was walking through this mall, except it wasn't a normal mall by anyone's standards. Except maybe Mario's. There would be like a hallway and then the walls would start slamming shut behind you and you had to race through to get to the elevator. The revolving doors were like little spheres with a tiny circular opening and you'd have to dive into it and then jump out when it got to the other side. The whole place was like that, yet no one found it at all strange during the dream. Then I run into Miley and apparently we were best friends because I was really Mandy Moore (I have NO idea XD) and did the whole double life thing too. But I was friends with Hannah and didn't know she was really Miley. But she recognized me and as proof of who she was gave me the math homework we had done together the night before. This homework was like 4-bazillion pages long. It was a stack of paper about 2 feet tall. But I didn't believe her so she turns to page 264 (I don't know why it was 264…anyone know the significance of totally random numbers in dreams?) and shows me where she wrote “Miley is Hannah Montana.” So of course with that now infallible proof, we're hanging out in the mall being best buddies. For some reason I couldn't get rid of the giant stack of paper, so I stuck it in the backpack that I just suddenly had. But that slowed me down, so Miley went and flirted with some guy. Then we all decided to go into the dance club/amusement park in the middle of this mall. Miley and the random guy got there before me and the bouncer let them in. When I got there he wouldn't let me in and so I got all pissed. I started yelling that he had just slipt up teo pop stars and needed to let me in right away. He didn't believe me so I yanked out the giant stack of paper, spred it out all over the ground, and started looking for page 264. A big crowd gathered and I triumphantly showed them the “proof” that Miley was Hannah. No one questioned this, and they all went after Miley. She was all hurt and betrayed and kept yelling “How could you!” I felt bad so I decided to fix things by making them even. I told everyone that I was Mandy Moore, but no one believed me. So I frustratedly asked why they could believe Miley was Hannah Montana but not that I was Mandy Moore. Everyone was then like “oh, you're right” but instead of believing me, they stopped believing her and disappeared. That was when the dream switched. I was now somebody else and I was standing next to George from Dead Like Me. We had Miley's post-it and were trying to reap her soul (they're grim reapers in case you haven't seen the show. It's really good btw). But there were too many people so we hadn't been able to get close enough. The ETD (estimated time of death) came before we could get close enough, and a graveling (little dudes that make accidents happen) made a water pipe burst and the ceiling right above Miley and the girl that had previously been me exploded. It fell, but every piece miraculously missed them. George was angry and I was afraid Rube (the head reaper) was going to kick our asses. We couldn't figure out what had gone wrong. Then Mason (another reaper) appears out of nowhere and suggests that maybe when the graveling had heard she was Hannah Montana it decided they'd rather take Hannah then Miley. Get the superstar instead of the normal girl. That's when I woke up.

    The strange thing is, other than Dead Like Me, I have nothing to do with any of the other stuff in my dream. I had no math homework that night, I don't really care about Hannah Montana, I know next to nothing about Mandy Moore (seriously all I know is her name, I actually had to look up if she was even a singer), I haven't been to any sort of dance or amusement park in months, nor have I played mario games in ages. It was all totally random. Strangest dream ever.

  164. Amy

    The weirdest dream I ever had started in my front yard during the summer. I heard a loud noise, and noticed that my dad had got out the tractor and attatche the bucket to the front. He then maneuvered the tractor to the edge of the grass and lowered the bucket. He slowly began to move forward, causing the bucket to go underneath the grass, which then began to roll up like rolls of sod in the bucket. I stood and watched with my mom and sister, a little upset and shocked at what he was doing. After he was done, he threw the grass into a large dumster and we ran over to him shouting hysterically, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING???” His reply was cheerful, and a wide grin spread across as he said, “We are going to decorate or yard African!” With the grass gone, only dirt/mud remained in our yard besides the other landscaping. My dad then brought out buckets of refried beans and ordered us to spread it around where the grass used to be. By now, my family and I are all crying because we are upset that the yard is gone, but we continue to do what he says anyway. After spreading the refried beans about 4 inches thick across the yard, I noticed that there was suddenly melted cheese on top as well. With tears still streaming down our faces, my dad happily handed us buckets of magenta, red, and yellow paint. We proceeded to paint the fence yellow, with a design on it. The design was a magenta diamond, then a red dot, magenta diamond, red dot…etc and all the while we bawled. Finally we were finished and we saw and old man approaching us. His skin was rich brown in color and saggy because he was old. He was bent over and it was obvious that it was hard to move even though he carried a crooked cain. A white, whispy beard hung from is face and was long enough that it dragged on the ground. When we noticed him, he walked over to the largest tree in our yard, and wacked our tree firmly and very swiftly with his crooked cain. The tree immediately became crooked and dried up, looking like it was barely clinging to life. He then proceeded to do this to all the other trees until they all looked like they had been neglected or suffered from desert heat. Still crying, my dad came over to examine our work and was very pleased…then I woke up. I do not know what promted the african theme, or the remodel of our yard, but I am pretty sure I know why the refried beans were in my dream. That night for dinner our family had gone out to eat at our favorite mexican food restaurant and I remember making a small comment about the way the refried beans looked. It wasn't a significant part of my day at all, but it is usually those little, insignificant occurences that accumulate and in my dreams come together creating some bizzare image. And when I say insignificant, I mean insignificant. Glancing at someones shoe during my day and noticing they have a sticker from an apple on their shoe, giving it no other thought than that will likely end up in my dreams. I wonder why dreams are sooo weird….

  165. Tiffany

    Ever since I was four I have reoccuring nightmares of John Travolta's giant head (as him from “Welcome Back Cotter”) chasing me with a gun. I have no idea why I have these dreams. (Nor do I ever remember how or where he is holding the gun… since he is just a giant floating head…)

  166. Tianna

    I remember these three really strange dreams I had.

    One: I was in Home Depot. Don't ask me why…. 'cause I can't remember. For some reason, there was a toy aisle, and it was filled with… art supplies and pool float-y things… It was all very strange. Out of absolutely nowhere, I have a shopping cart filled to the brim with wood, nails, hammers, and all that good stuff. My dad had just purchased everything and I had stopped one last time to look at something that looked like a… bug zapper air freshner? What the heck? was all I could think at that moment.
    I should probably explain that I am in near complete contorl of my dreams. I remember everything, control what I do for the most part, and stuff like that.
    Anyway, I walked out after realizing I couldn't see my dad or my brothers and sister anywhere. I ran outside (pushing the cart, of course), and noticed there was no one in the parking lot, and it was /really/ dark outside. I turned back to the store, which turned into the Bed Bath & Beyond store (I think this happened the night I first watched CLICK) and it was completely dark too. No surprise there, considering how late it seemed.
    Then, to be anti0climactic, I woke up.

    Two: I was on a sidewalk, and it was near pitch black. Like, scary movie darkness that you see… in movies. I was all buddled up and everything, and I was just walking. Then, I remember feeling very scared and turning around, expecting something there. Nothing was there. I looked around me for another minute before I turned forward.
    This is the part where I don't remember much about what happened, but I clearly remember seeing our new car (it was a 2001 model of a Black Ford Expedition) freakin' flying. No one was driving it (I think). It just hovered and reminded me of Flubber, with the flying hovercraft like car.
    So now, I'm tripping, falling backwards as I try to take off from it. You know the movies where you think, 'What an idiot! Can't you stand up straight, run, stop, then turn around WITHOUT the sliding part?!' Yeah, I did that. I slid on the ground trying to turn.
    Now, I was running along side those little bump things that people park there cars next to at fairs and stores and such, when one tried to take a bite out of my ANKLE. I fell backwards again, then woke up.

    Three: I was walking on ANOTHER sidewalk, but it was vright daylight. I had a tank top on and a pair of olf jeans. The sidewalk was almost like a private street with a lot of grass that was a light green and a smooth black street. Just about everything was covered in chalk: pink, yellow, white, light blue, light green. it almost hurt your eyes to a point. I then remember thinking (subconciously, I think) about unicorns. UNICORNS?! REALLY?!
    Then, I was walking a bunch of dogs. This was the day that the Hotel For Dogs movie trailers came out (I saw it tonight, by the way :D). Then, I thought more about unicorns, and dogs, and strangly enough… the sun. Which came out of nowhere and just made the sidewalk give me a sun glare. Then, again, I woke up at that point.

    So I guess it's safe to say I have some pretty weird dreams.

    Did I mention that whenever I used to fall asleep in class, I would always rock forward like something was pushing me and fighting me at the same time? Yeah, it would jolt me awake before the teacher came to see if I was asleep.

    … I have weird sleeping patterns. XD

  167. erica-loves rob and taylor

    well, i have had a couple of weird dreams, but one is really weird!!
    i have had this dream since i was little and it comes back every month or so. anyway, i was in my house and a freaking huge lion just bangs down the door (weird i kno). soo here i am screaming my head off runnin into my parents room. and as i am running my brother comes out of no where and grabs a gun(also out of no where) and shoots the lion. then, the lion eats him… i was screaming and crying the whole time! and then my mom comes out of no where (again) and gets the gun and shoots the lion.. the whole time the lion doesnt react! and then my mom dies…. and THEN my brother mysteriously is alive again and it just keeps replaying again.. my brother dies then my mom. OVER AND OVER again. it is the most terrifying dream ever!
    i started having this dream after i saw the jungle book, i think. haha.. the weird thing is that i lovee that movie . haha

    and i think bella has really grown up and matured. i think it is really cool how she can become so used to a place in soo little time.
    lovee the twilight saga <3

  168. kel

    Just curious if I'm the only one who noticed this. I'm on my second read through of the books and there was something that caught my attention at the very beginning of the chapter.

    Bella states “First I cleaned the already tidy rooms, and then when Charlie was up I made him pancakes.” (pg 38-39)

    Then, if you read down to about the middle of the page it says:
    “He scowled into his cereal bowl and muttered the words “monkey suit” under his breath.”

    My question is this… if Bella made pancakes for Charlie, why is scowling into a cereal bowl…. unless, of course, he ate the pancakes out of a bowl because all of the plates were dirty. But then the rooms were already tidy. Hmmm. Just wondering if I'm the only one who noticed that.

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  170. Amber

    wow man ur totally right! Hmm…. mabey he finished his pancakes and then ate some cereal????? oh, i dont really know!

  171. Clara Renee

    The weridest dream I ever had was when I was five years old. Back then my mom ran a baby-sitting service while their parents are at work, there was me, my sister and two other girls. I don't remember what I was thinking about before or what happened the day before all I remember is the dream. All the girls my mom babysat (my mom wasn't there) were picking black berries at a spot in the forest by my house and suddenly a bloody 3 or 4 foot tall chicken came out and ate my sister. Then me and the other two girls ran until we found a car, the oldest girl drove (though she was only 7 or 8) and while she was driving a disembodied arm attacked her and she died. Then me and the younger girl ran and ran until she got eaten by the chicken too. Then I woke up. Because of that one dream, A. I'm terrified of all birds. and B. it started me writting because I told it to my friends then in 2nd grade I wrote a story about it and all my friends liked it so I started writting all different kinds of stories.

  172. Joanna6618

    Once I stayed up until 4 AM playing online games from different genres. I played some Role playing, some 3D, some platform and a couple of adventure games and I had the school dance in a week.
    I slept that night and dreamt of me at the dance with my friends and talking but I didn't hear the words, their words came in these bubbles and there was a flashing “Jump Up TO CONTINUE” at the bottem of each speech box. (just like in the adventure games where u have to talk to people) . Then they tell me to turn around and Everything fades away when I see this 3D white area with barely anything then these GIANT storm clouds still in 3D roll in with lightning and I turn to find a desert far away in the distance and the ground is sand so if it rains…it becomes thick mud…I go to the “desert” to find that it is NOT a desert but this mario-like platform game. I have to jump on clouds and floors and stuff and the last floor is made of elasticy rubber that flings me up into the sky(scared of heights) and I land in this maze where this old guy pops up and tells me to escape the maze…then he explodes…
    so then I try to solve the maze and after a long time this door opens and this goast comes through (and freaks me out) so I start screaming, run through the goast, into the door and end up at the dance again where my friend is still talking…so I start screaming “WTF?!?!?!?” and wake up…

  173. Bree

    omgsh!! i had a gream like that once!! except it started out with me being on a bus being chased by a car, the bus pulling over and dropping me off at a tourist station thing, then these chinese people coming out to guard me and one of them got hurt and this lady led me to a bridge which i start to cross, but then i wake up…..that's actually kinda freaky…..and weird…

  174. Thomas Jefferson

    Ive had quite a few odd dreams. For a really long time, I never remembered any of my dreams, but then I started to remember some of them maybe around the summer of last year. I think this one (which is one of my weirdest) was around that time (I'll tell you the main parts cause there was this small part in the beginning that had absolutely nothing to do with the rest): I was with my mom, my dad, my two sisters, my aunt, and my two cousins and we were on our way to some place (possibly a Jonas Brothers concert? both my cousins and my sisters and I had tickets but we were going on different days (my sisters and I were going one day and my cousins another). Then we lost my younger cousin, Amber. We were by the side of a road searching for her but we were only checking in that small little area. Then my aunt was telling us this story about how when Amber was younger, she was a watermelon and one day, my aunt was afraid that Amber would be lonely, so she picked another watermelon to be Amber's friend. Then the other day, she went to go eat Amber's friend, but she thought she might have accidentally eaten Amber. That story made us just look harder. Then Amber walks out of the forest and up to me while I'm searching the trunk of one of our cars and asks me, “Whatcha doin'?” I didn't look up at her because I was to busy searching but I replied, “Looking for…” Then I looked up at her and so did everyone else and we all shouted, “AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yea that was a very strange dream

  175. Thomas Jefferson

    Ive had quite a few odd dreams. For a really long time, I never remembered any of my dreams, but then I started to remember some of them maybe around the summer of last year. I think this one (which is one of my weirdest) was around that time (I'll tell you the main parts cause there was this small part in the beginning that had absolutely nothing to do with the rest): I was with my mom, my dad, my two sisters, my aunt, and my two cousins and we were on our way to some place (possibly a Jonas Brothers concert? both my cousins and my sisters and I had tickets but we were going on different days (my sisters and I were going one day and my cousins another). Then we lost my younger cousin, Amber. We were by the side of a road searching for her but we were only checking in that small little area. Then my aunt was telling us this story about how when Amber was younger, she was a watermelon and one day, my aunt was afraid that Amber would be lonely, so she picked another watermelon to be Amber's friend. Then the other day, she went to go eat Amber's friend, but she thought she might have accidentally eaten Amber. That story made us just look harder. Then Amber walks out of the forest and up to me while I'm searching the trunk of one of our cars and asks me, “Whatcha doin'?” I didn't look up at her because I was to busy searching but I replied, “Looking for…” Then I looked up at her and so did everyone else and we all shouted, “AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yea that was a very strange dream

  176. Glo Cullen

    In this chapter Bella says that she is going to make Pancakes but later in that same page Bellas says that Charlie is eathin a cereal bowl. Wath happen ?????????

  177. Emma95

    I LOVE this chapter. I was actually crying with happiness :') She has changed alot, she's more confident now and happier to the grumpy bella that arrived in Forks years before. Her relationship with Edward has changed her, but for the better. She knows what she wants out of ,life now and has a path to take and determination, all of which she was lacking at first sight. Urm..I've had loads of weird dreams. Some in france going to buy a pair of green trousers and the bridge falling down and then falling in the river. It had no relation to what had happened the day before though. No, most of my dreams are completley random and make no link to reality. My friend had a dream that was linked to previous events though; she dreamed that me, her and my mum had to go to san francisco on a plane because Britain was being attacked (planes + attacking must have come from when I was talking about 9/11) then we got there and we had to sign in to say that we'd arrived, but she had left her baggage and credit card on the plane, so we had to run back and get it. Then she couldn't remember her pin and her card froze (we were talking about cards freezing and pin numbers the night before) and the woman kept saying that she would have to delete my friend from the list of humanity and she would therefore, be non-existent. then she woke up. I always wake up before my dream ends. I've also had a dream that I was waiting in our house for Simon Cowell to come. I had a dressing gown on :S weirrdd.

  178. Lobeng9

    I had a dream last night.

    I was sitting on the patio with my best friend, and a tall, dark man about our age, maybe a few years older is riding through tossing blue sticky notes everywhere. He was wearing a navy jacket with red trim, and patched arms.

    I looked at my friends reaction to his appearance. She simply blinked and nodded to the paper, so that I would go pick it up. I walk over to the paper and read what it said:


    I blinked and it turned into a Viking ship

    I flipped over the second note closest to me:


    I blinked again, and it turned into a Dove.

    I turn over the last one:


    Before I could blink, the mysterious man returned. He said, “Give me that one, for it is for my girlfriend.”
    I handed him the note. He rode away.

    I moved the ship around in my hands, and out of nowhere a Viking appeared.
    “You challenge me! Now!

    And before I know it, he is aiming a huge fiery arrow at me, from a ship, and I wake up.

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