What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

Curses... *Inspires me :(

This inspires my to start a blog, purely for the hate mail. (I will keep it short for fear of messing up in some grammatical way)

Kaleb does talk about the Twilight films and stars and BREAKINGDAWN. Wonder which site the second letter write-oh I'm sorry- REAL TWIHLIGHTER was looking at. Maybe it was one that said "REAL TWIHLIGHTERS must abuse ALL authors other than STEPHANIE MEYER"- REAL TWIHLIGHTER Code, Article 46

Whatever they say. I think you're awesome, and please keep posting these. They are funny

Oh Dear.
These people obviously didn't pay attention in there spelling lessons.
BRAN HAMBRIC IS AWESOMEEEEE!!!
TeeHee!!
These are really funny xD

The last one was really funny! The spelling in all of these are hilarious!!!

Personally i think your a genius for putting stuff about your book on the site. I mean, as popular as Twilight is and as popular as your site is, its great advertising!! I love the tone of your blogs, so i cant imagine not liking your book. Idk about other twilighters, but im quite te avid reader. So, reccommend a book to me and it shall be read!

AHAHAHAHA. These people are honestly so stupid I'm suprised they have the ability to type out those emails. And it's even funnier that they still think they can win the contest...
BTW, I love hearing about your book. It inspires me (even though I don't really write books, etc. - it's still inspiring !). PLUS, your videos are hilarious - a great study break from stupid exams.

I think its really dumb that people insult you and still wants to win in your contests. But its hilarious to read.

wow. first off, i think you're a real twilighter, and i think i'm a real twilighter, and you know what? i don't care if you post about your book. i'm glad that you're accomplishing your dream and getting published, and i'm proud to say that i'll 100% for sure that i'm going to buy it the day it comes out. and you're a busy guy, it takes you a while to read, so what? i don't mind. i love hearing your opinions about the books, and they make me smile :). there are so many more people out there that love you, rather than hate you (like me!), so you know what? it's your site. do what you want, they don't have to read it. keep doing what you are doing, because i love it!

That is so sad. I am 12 and I can spell better than them.

Those comments are flippin hilarious. I wonder how the people that write them function in life.

Keep up the good work and good luck with your book.

The last one was pretty poor.
And jesus cries! (no offense to god or jesus or maria) THEY'RE SO ANGRY THEY "C EVN WRAIT ENGLUSH!!!!"

Kaleb, you're a true hero.
Trough You these girls don't get
mad at faint teachers.. or pedestrians!
Yea, I think i speak for all of us when I say:
"Thanks for taking the "badly bad anger" out of them!"

We appreciate that. ;D

Wow these people are shameless!!!

What are real twilighters and cupid videos???? The world may never know.

Well kaleb keep them coming, they make me feel smart!!!

BHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS
gosh I am so sorry that u have to cope with such retarded people but its so freakin funny !!!!!
And omg it is YOUR page u can talk about whatever you want ( real twilightfans -.- all right)
well I love ur page and of course there will be always some idiots like this but forget about them I think they are just jealous becouse u come so far and you´ve done everything a twilight fan is dreaming of (like meeting stephanie meyer and rob huh)

hahahaha! sorry for the hate mail, but you must get a kick out of reading it. (i know i did!) if those people are going to b*tch at you, couldn't they at least type properly? (:

It would appear that trolls have been visiting your sites.

I find this hilarious those haters are idiots

its your site you can put whatever you want on it, and if they don't like it they can go to another twilight site.

I suggest u take those people out of the contest, because real twilighters don't say things like that to other twilighters

post script: can't wait for the book, please give away more signed cover art

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, my laughter could go on for days. Little kids that do not know how to spell...or maybe they're grown men and woman. I hope not. Congrats on the book. You make my week.

on the last one: someone else probably sent it from their email and them they tried to make up for it. but all the rest are just idiots and dont know that this is ur site and can do what ever the hell you want. i cant wait for ur book!!!!!

Hahaha! that was hilarious! :D

-By the way, I totally love to hear about your book! :D I'm going to buy it <3

ahahaha oh god, I think your What R U Saying sections are my new favorite

Hate mail is one reason I don't have a public comment section on my own site.

Those were obviously people without a life or silly kids or perhaps people on crack.

I am also a writer ( fantasy ) and so is my fiance, only his is already on Amazon.
I've been working on my book for years, I hope to finish it this year. That is my goal and I'm sticking to it.
I am going to check out your previews and hopefully order your book.

I loved the two emails from the same person. Dssing you one second and then asking for an autograph the next. I don't know why people bother sending hate mail...don't they know that one day they will be featured on your site for all us devoted Twilighters to laugh at?
ps: I can't wait for your book!

i care about your books Kaleb. :)
the nerve of some people to completly diss you then ask for an autograph.

and i have no clue what a cupid video is either....

Omg that was hilarious! And obviously the 3rd person feels "cupid" now considering the fact that your book is in one of the top 2,000 pre-orders on Amazon!

That was hilarious!

I can't believe people are saying these nasty things to you. It's horrible! Let me guess... They didn't win the Rob autograph did they?

Wow some people are just......crazy. But their hatemail makes for some interesting and funny posts. Thanks for sharing, you are awesome Kaleb and I love your site!

hahahaha. wow!!
i loveee hate mail!
it has made me realize some things 1. all of it is soo not true 2. these people cant make a sentence make sense to save their lives 3. some people are just idiots!

hahahahaha. "REAL TWILIHGTERS" i think its spelled twilighters...
and that first girl... WOW!!!
i love that 3rd person!! she is really bipolar!! haha.

Wow these people are seriously dumb!
First of all, they need to take a spelling class or something!
And second of all, I'm totally excited for your book! I can't wait to read it!
Don't listen to these people because they have no freaking idea what they are talking about.
Anyways, that's about all I have to say about these ridiculous people, except for the fact that they probably feel really stupid and embarassed now that everyone can read what they said. Keep posting these though because they are hilarious! And I love your website it's ridiculously hilarious!

Real Twilighters can in fact spell "Twilight" and "nobody."

...hahahahaha! man, people are freaks!

OmG who do these people think they are???? like really if you are going to say something stupid at least get the spelling right. Like and I love how the one person is like cursing and critisizing (thats spelled wrong i know) and then ask for a favor. AN AUTOGRAPH! really guys? really? how stupid can you be?
Don't worry Kaleb I love your site and your book so I am going to preorder and get it cause you're amazing and all that!

_Shelby_

The stupidness of people never ceases to amaze me.

Don't worry, I more than care about your book.

Those emails make my day, I honestly wonder if people seriously act that way. But there's always SOMEONE.

:) Keep blabbing about your book. I love to hear about it.

wow. well now that we know three poeple's opinons.... 1.please keep talking about your book.2. don't illegally put anything up.3. if they don't like you, then go to a different site or i don't know... a book store. twilight guy doesn't even sound like a site that would involve downloading chapters of twilight.

My god! These people must be on some kind of illegal substance! Is it even possible to make that many spelling errors? Were they typing while hanging from the roof? Anyways dont listen to the fake twilighters kaleb. Us real twilighters love you book, opinions and cupit videos lol

kaleb -
this is my favorite twilight related site, and i love getting your awesome videos, thoughts on twilight, and news about your book in ONE. the hypocrite who wrote the last hatemail needs to shove it.

OMG...I laugh so hard when I read what people write. I'm happy that you posted those for other people to read.

OMK, randomness, but the Twilight ad is on TV RIGHT. NOW. For PayPerView! OMK! Just had to say that. :D

Wow, I never realized how idiotic some people can sound. I mean if someone is going to "attempt" to write hate mail and if they want some substance behind it, they should at least use correct grammar and spelling. I mean really.

That was very amusing.

ROFL @ the last email LOL!!!
OMG these people really need to learn how to spell :O

I got SO put out by the idiot who said no one cares about you or your book. Really, that person has a hole somewhere in their skull where their brain cells leaked out.
LOL, the last one is just plain HILARIOUS. I mean, they insult you and THEN ask for the autograph? XD It's funny how they actually think they're insulting you. I crack up everytime I think about it.
Also, I'm one of those crazed Twilight fans, and I love you and your blog, and I can't wait to read your book. Really, I get totally excited at the mention of your book, I honestly can't wait to read it. The preview chapters and the trailer are KILLING me right now. TT^TT That person needs to check out these comments too, 'cause all I've seen is everyone saying how much they appreciate you.
Oh, and I vote someone send then one of those electronic grammer and spelling cheeckers for Christmas. And a plaster.

WOW is all I have to say to some of those. First off glad you aren't posting whole chapters illegally of Twilight. What the heck? As a writer myself I am insulted by that email. I have a poetry book out and yes I admit I posted one or two poems on my site, but I own the rights to my book. I have the right to do so. Is it wise of me? well maybe not. There could be someone like the person that sent you that email waiting to steal someone's writing and post it illegally, but hey it's their lawsuit right? okay enough about that. Oh and real mean do read twilight, and hello you have a good many jobs. Pfft. how dare he imply that a writer that sits by the computer writing blogs has no job. Hello a writer!!! last I check a writer is a form of a career and last I checked a career is a form of a job. Just saying. Though I am sure you do lots of other various projects as well. Also have any of these people ever heard of spell checker and possibly a grammar checker? I take it their (that should be they're but I did that on purpose :P) not looking for a career in journalism or literature. I am looking forward to your book and I LOVE it when you talk about it. I can't wait to read it.

OMKN! these r so funni! I was lolling and ROLF-ing all ova da place. I fink u shud put more Brane on hear, its wowsome. :D
I cnat wait til it cums out. and u r realli funni 2.
fanx.
Rebecac
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Do you know how incredibly tiring it is to write that? I don't know how they stand it. sad thing is, I once wrote like that. Every time I find something created over 5 or so years ago, I cringe. Cupid Monkeys…

My favorite is definitely the third one. XD. Just... hilarious. And I think the people who enjoy your blog totally outweigh the peole who hate it.
And just for the record- I am a Twi-hard/twilighter/fanpire/obsessed stalker. And I love your blog.

I LOVE the way some people hate you...right up to the point where you have a Robert Pattinson autograph. Another interesting point: why can none of the haters spell properly?
It proves you have the right, Kaleb - good grammar, diction and some of the weirdest dreams I've ever heard of (excepting mine) will always win through!
As for me, I'm so excited whenever I hear about your book! Because of the way you blog, it feels very personal to me (as I guess it does to all of your reader) - we're all excited and we're ALL rooting for the Twilight Guy!

Holy Crow!! I can't believe that people would actually take time out of their lives to write(albeit not well) about how much they dislike a person or a thing. It truly amazes me!

For the record Kaleb, I love when you post videos, and new information about your book. I can't wait until it is published! I am really looking forward to reading it!

Keep up all the great work!!

Not only do I love reading your chapter blogs and all of your ‘twi-sights’, but I also really enjoy all the extra stuff you add to your site as well. This H8 MIAL being no exception. Even though a part of me cringes at the ridiculous amount of grammatical stupidity and is flabbergasted with the sheer idiocy I read in these letters, I still get a huge kick out of reading them.

I think the news of your first book being published is fantastic and cannot wait until it is released!

Ps: U r soooo kewl Kaleb!...Can i has autograff of Rob?!

I CARE ABOUT YOUR BOOK KALEB! :D
muhaha, what idiots ..

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~
How can someone be such a hypocryte? Saying sorry just because you have something they want.
They should go back to school and learn English. (Even I am better although I'm not a native speaker...

So I love the way that everyone who was sending hatemail had an inability to spell or use simple grammar. So stupid.... Keep writing and I can't wait for your book!f

Omg. Those people are absolutely ridiculous!!! 1)There are soooo many people who come to this site and want to hear your opinion on the book. Personally, I love hear your opinion. 2)I have NO idea what the heck a "cupid video" is. Whatever it is, you've never done that. 3)REAL MEN DO READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!! There are ALOT of JOCKS at my school reading it. So to all of you stupid, mean people who hate Kaleb, you are all just stupid fools. If you don't like him then just LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm done. :D

wow rob or twilight. and the other apologizes after they see that they could win something signed by him that's sad

Glad to see you didn't take any OFFANCE. I'm still giggling at these. Gotta love hate mail - tells you you're doing something right! I'm glad you decided to share the wealth of humor that's been hiding away in your emails. Keep it up and can't wait for your book.

What's wrong with those people?? the 3rd one is really something. "Real men don't read twilight", whatever!

Maybe they exist to make us "real twilighters" laugh.

ROFL!!!!!!!!

insulting you and then asking for Rob's autograph...

wow...

Too funny!

PS: those people are douches!
hehe

OMG!
As if you would write that on an international site with thousands of subscribers!
Wait.....are you a fat guy sitting front of the computer making this up??
Joking!
those people are just stupid and impatient!
Good things take time!

OMG, tell me these are a joke. PLEASE tell me you made these up yourself. It makes me very sad to think there are actually people this fucking stupid in this world.

I am starting to think you should compile all of these and make a book from it. (Oh, I could see the editor's face...) This made my night, thank you for sharing. (And this is making me want to homeschool my oldest again, as the spelling is just killing me.) Even scarier, you know most of them (your spell-check illiterate hate-mailers) have graduated, somehow. *Shiver*

BAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *deep breath* ..AHAHAHAHAHAHA.!

oh man.. these make my day! please keep posting them, they are freaking hilarious.

oh and "Can I PLEAS HAVE A ROBERT PATTINSON AUTOGRAFH?! "

LMAO... this is too much! :D

Hey man, dont let anyone kill your joy! You have to learn to take the joy suckers out of life! Congrats! You did good and if anything I am proud of you and you can count on my to check ur book out!

LMAOLMAO XD
What the heck are these people trying to prove? That the English language deserves to be dragged through dirt, chopped to bits and burned into oblivion? Oh, Lord. Why do all haters sound like they don't know what spelling and grammar check is?
I must say that they prove great entertainment, though. I love Hatemail posts, they guarantee good laughs. Oh, and don't worry, we still love your book (and cupid videos, even though I don't know what in the world a cupid video is, either) XD
Oh, and I <3 the third e-mail and the five-year-old who sent it. Hahahahaha.

simpliest way to put my reaction:

hahaha....wait, their serious? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

i am sorry, but these are precious. i am just sorry that you have to deal with hundreds of simular e-mails. For after a while, they must get annoying.

I hope that other 'REAL TWILIGHTERS' can spell better than whoever wrote that.
Pathetic...

haha, i love how these people never seem to know how to type.
it just makes them look dumb.

this is absolutely hilarious. if people insist on hating on you, they should at least try to spell properly! i cracked up reading these. Poor Kaleb! i still love ya buddy! good job on ignoring them! no need to let the haters bring ya down!

My favorite part is the wonderful spelling and grammar :D

Oh, and I'm also thrilled about your book. I just downloaded the first 4 chapters from the website. I'm gonna read them after finals are over. I'm really excited.

Bahahahaha. Omg, I'm actually dying right now. I'm trying so hard not to burst into laughter because I'm pretty sure my roommate would think I'm a crazy person.
But seriously, though. The "What R U Saying" posts are the best idea you've ever had, Kaleb. Haha. Although, I'm now a bit ashamed to be considered part of the same group as these ridiculous, ignorant people. Let's just hope that the majority of Twilighters are not like this. Considering all of the well-thought-out and intelligent comments on this post, it seems like we're doing ok for the most part. So I'm thankful for that.

I think it would have been funnier if it weren't so SAD! Those guys are idiots... or should I say stoepidist peopel.... their spelling is Awesome! Keep doing what you are doing Kaleb, every one who can actually read loves you and are excited about your book!

*are. wooops.

*sighs...* these ware why people hate Twilighters. What a sad realization. It's really too bad that the loud ones are also the arrogant ones. But I guess that almost always comes hand-in-hand.

I can't believe that one person still wants an autograph. Are they like bipolar or something!?

Wow... Just wow... I wonder if some of the people sending you these things can even read what you post... I love the comment on "real" twilighters... I think that that twilighters are literate... Keep on posting these up! They make my day :)
I can't wait for your book to come out!!! 9.9.09 can't come soon enough!

HAHAHAHA
=]

I'm so sorry you have to deal with complete morons like that on a daily basis. But I'm glad you can make fun of them- not that it's hard. Seriously, have they ever taken an English class? Not even that. Have they ever seen ANYthing written, EVER, that wasn't perhaps on the internet, written by another grammar-deficient fool? *facepalm*

HAHAHAHA!! Some people have NO idea what they're talking about. Every time i think of this, i will smile at these selected few's stupidity. Thank's for sharing.

Wow, wtf. These people are a disgrace to the 'twilhgt' *improper grammar intended* fandom. You are AMAZING Kaleb and you obviously don't let these people bother you. And I CARE about your book and everything that you do!

Once again, congrats :D

wow. that's all i have to say to this.

WOW
Those r to mean. I mean really. Can a guy talk about something else beside twilight?
It's a twilight site of course but if we talk about twilight all the time, that would be boring.

I think it's awesome that u published ur own book like that.
And those people that said "who cares?"
well a lot of people do

WOW! They bag on you then they want an autograph?! That's just saaaad. I am really excited for your book Kaleb and I think it's great that you're getting it published! And it's also really cool that you want to share it with your fans. TEAM KALEB!

LOL!

Basically they're saying;

"ZOHMAHGAWD, YOU CANT WRITE ABOUT BOOKS YOU DONT OWN, ONLY TWILIGHTERS CAN. BUT I STILL WANT YOUR ROB PATTZZZZZZ AUTOGRAPH! KTHNXBAI."

Like, wth -.-
And if you annoy them so much, then 1) Why are they on here, and 2) Why did they go searching for your email?

Ridiculous xD

Ignore them- you pwn :D

Kitty
xzx

BTW: I'm getting my subscription emails late. I only got my email now D:

wow. I love it Kaleb. You make my day with these. And you know what makes it even funnier? That none of them can spell. It's one of my pet peeves.
Even if it's Twilight, you can talk about your book all you want- it's your site. I would love Rob's autograph, but I won't suck up for it. lol.
Keep them coming. It makes for an entertaining read!

Kaleb, they're right--you suck. You have no life, and therefore should (1) spend all your time reading Twilight and commenting on it, (2) not ever talk about a book you're excited to be published (because, y'know, people who enjoy your commentary wouldn't like your book), and (3) you should TOTALLY give your contest prizes to people who personally insult you. Oh, and you should completely ignore all of the horrendous grammar.

Have you ever noticed that all of the hate-mail comes from people who can't spell, conjugate, or use proper punctuation?

Isn't TwilightGuy, your site, hence you talk about you and what you think? and yes, getting a multimillion dollar lawsuit is not something anybody wants. Plus, I bet tons of twilighters are looking fdw to reading your book, like me. It's a great accomplishment for you and we are very proud of you :-)

LOL...that last "you suck/please forgive me" mail was soooooo funny! And I think that real men read twilight and aren't afraid to talk about it!

Kaleb, I bet you get a kick out of those dumb e-mails you get! goodness!

Just another shining example of how the age of technology is rotting out the minds of the youth in this world. Maybe if they paid more attention in their reading and writing classes they would have a book being published like you! I give you major points for being able to laugh at the ridiculousness that these people write. Ignore their idiotic comments and enjoy your book publishing experience!

LMAO, the last one just proves the persons a huge suck up haha

LOL. the last one is just so retardedly hilariously funny. But seriously, there's always going to be some absolute IDIOT that tries to ruin things for everyone. On the internet ther'll always be at least three separate idiots at any given time. I think I'm about as hardcore as twilighters get and I just can't wait for your book. =)

oh wow. this made me laugh out loud.
i can't wait for your book. don't listen to those losers. [=

Jajaja! Keep doing what you do Kaleb :D in this world you have fans :)

God Bless you :D

OMG! Are these people seriously that stupid! Lets get real hear. I can't wait! till your book comes out! And I'm a die hard Twilighter! And why do they even bother asking for something, right after they bad mouth you! I don't get it. And that is just stupid, you would never post Twilight! What that person needs to do is actually go BUY the book! It's not that hard, almost every book store has it! And the other person, lets see, you can take as long as you want to read Breaking Dawn! It's not up to them! And some of us actually like to hear what you think ^^. Well keep posting!

WOW. Some people are really stupid. I, for one, enjoy reading everything on here AND I'm definitely counting down until your book is released. Boo on all of you haters. BOO. :)

HAHAHA! That retard at the end. "YOU SUCK!" "Oh my god, I'm sorry! Can I have your R. Pattz autograph?!" Wow...

LMAO these are always hilarious :P However, even though they are extremely funny, I am sorry you must keep dealing with these ridiculous emails.

and I personally can't wait for your book and am excited about every piece of info I get [omg PREORDERS?! WHAT?!] and I can assure you I am a REAL TWILIHGTER! lol

That is hilarious!!! I guess she didn't know you had rpatz autographs before she sent the hatemail ROFLOL!

BTW: I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR BOOK! Don't listen to thoses losers, we really do care!!

Why, that's all really pathetic. I love how in the second one, the 'real twihighter' didn't even spell stephenie right. It's spelled with an 'e' not an 'a'.

HAHA ppl can be so stupid sometimes! lol... i think its fine that u post about ur book on this site! u know this is your site! so wtf. u can write about what u want lol.... and i think out of all the times u posted about ur book it was at the end of one of ur blogs. well u had just did one post about ur book... but that is just fine u are letting ppl know its fine to adverstive lol... dont listen to thise boneheads... they are the ones who suck. lol
and by the way, i so pre-ordered ur book just a few hours ago :)

i think it is utterly hilarous how those people were like YOU SUCK then turn around and say BUT PICK ME TO WIN THE AUTOGRAPH?! what the hell ?! you can't have it both ways people! if i was you Kaleb i wouldn't even consider those people, pick someone that 1) can actually spell 2) is smart enough to not bitch out the person giving the contest 3) and seems to reallllly loves Rob....*wink* *wink* haha jk
and i can't WAIT to read your book!!!!!
love the site :)