Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 5 (Isle Esme)
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 pm by Kaleb Nation
Uh…
I have nothing more to say about that.
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April 24th, 2009 at 12:36 am
LOL.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:37 am
=) you loved it.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:38 am
hahaha…your hilarious Kaleb!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:39 am
really, kaleb? really? i thought this was some sort of mistake when i came to it!
okay, i have an idea. just regroup your thoughts, and try to say something about this chapter
or not.
either way, i accept you.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:40 am
hahahah best post EVER! Lol jk!!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:40 am
hahahaha… oohh i was so looking forward you coment on this!! XD
April 24th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Thats so funny!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:41 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh Please enlighten us with your wisdom.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:42 am
lol lol lol lol
April 24th, 2009 at 12:43 am
LOL, you crack me up Kaleb!!!! Love your blog…you were the proof I needed to get my little Brother to read Twilight!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Stunned into silence, eh?
April 24th, 2009 at 12:49 am
LMAO!
Best.
Review.
Ever.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:50 am
HA HA HA HA MY FEELINGS EXACTLY! And that's saying something b/c I'm a girl and have been waiting for that moment FOREVER.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Nothing at all? I find that hard to believe.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:51 am
COME ON! WRITE US AN ACTUAL REVIEW!
…just warn the young'ns.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Haha, I had the same reaction.
Just wait. I bet you'll have this reaction over again a few more times…
Maybe.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:54 am
rotfl, Kaleb!
Did anyone else notice: there's not even a song for this chapter! I'm sure there's something out there that could represent it well. lol
April 24th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Okay so you could have at least commented on the fact that when the Cullens are feeling romantic they buy eachother islands! at the very least!
melissaturkey
jeepers! typical guy! but then again this is what amuses us about your perspective, the guy part in twilight guy, lol
April 24th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Nothing? You always commented on the lovey-dovey chapters before, so I can only assume that you will post later. I mean, we – your fans – got your book really high on the preorders list so you kinda owe us (yeah, that's right, I AM playing the guilt card!) But seriously, I still love you, cause that post was hilarious!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:57 am
awww come on Kaleb!! You KNOW you want to write a review for this chapter. You can use this get-out-of-jail free card only once!!!!
J/k Ill still read your blogs/reviews
April 24th, 2009 at 12:59 am
Love the review! and now…..well……I'd pay anything to know what YOU are thinking……LOL
April 24th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Oh and at least now you can make (and understand) pillow jokes!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:01 am
Please Kaleb, write the review. We will be waiting
April 24th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Because you're the Twilight GUY, you HAVE to write a review of this chapter : us girls talk about it all the time and we have no idea what guys think of it because even for the few of us who know a guy who read Breaking Dawn, said guy will not discuss this particular chapter. (Guilt card again lol and I promise I will not comment this review a 4th time!!!)
April 24th, 2009 at 1:10 am
ROFL. I do believe that is the most succinct chapter review ever. Poor Kaleb, you are going to be hounded by all of your female followers (and possibly a few guys) for your actual thoughts of this chapter. One thing about this chapter though, Steph does not go into extreme detail, which gives your poor mind a break.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:22 am
We need a song for this chapter, even if you not writing proper review!!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:42 am
lol April Fools passed kaleb! haha
April 24th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Heh. That was my thought, too.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Rats.
I was really looking foward to hearing your thoughts on this chapter.
I guess its not really a guy chapter.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:52 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Oh my gosh, Kaleb, I was waiting for you to read this chapter, and I have not been disappointed. SO FUNNY!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:59 am
hahahahah oh come onnnnnnnn!! it wasn't written like those romance novels with fabio on the cover. what did you think would happen on the honeymoon? you can talk about the ridiculous trip to the island, how amazing the house is. of course the cullens own an island, haha psshhhhh..
April 24th, 2009 at 2:00 am
Ahaha… Poor Kaleb. We all knew this was coming. And nobody warned you. Twilighters can be cruel.
I can't stop laughing… It's like when you read that chapter in Eclipse. Compromise, I think it was. Aw. I feel bad for you.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:05 am
LOL! Love your responses/comments for the chapters! And nobody told you what was coming b/c we wanted you to experience the chapters and what happened in them yourself, free of judgement. You are awesome!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Aww come on!! lol…I want a real post!! *though this is rather entertaining!*
April 24th, 2009 at 2:26 am
It amuses me that everyone is pushing so hard for your take on it when it was clearly given….the whole thing made you feel awkward lol. That in itself is a full opinion, no more needed. Maybe the awkwardness was so complete that he can't elaborate on it.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:27 am
This wasn't meant in a mean way to anyone. It just really made me laugh that every comment was “oh come on we want more”
April 24th, 2009 at 3:15 am
This is definitely your funniest post yet…
April 24th, 2009 at 5:18 am
Hahahaha!
Oh Kaleb….
Its okay. lol
having to talk about the whole SEX issue would make me feel awkward also!
HAHAHA
So funny…
*whew*
that was great.
April 24th, 2009 at 5:52 am
C'mon… guys POV pretty important here…. you can't just leave it at that :0p
April 24th, 2009 at 6:49 am
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I'd been telling my friends that you'd avoid this chapter (yesterday, in fact, I said “I think the reason Kaleb hasn't posted the next chapter is because he doesn't know what the hell to say”. I also may have… erhm… said something along the lines of “Kaleb being the prude he is,” but that's because of the part of you I see, it's sort of prudish (I mean, I don't know you outside the internet world).
April 24th, 2009 at 7:13 am
lol!
April 24th, 2009 at 7:14 am
God, I would've killed to see your face while reading what had to be (for girls) the most anticipated scene EVER. I wonder if you were as red as Bella gets *grins*
Oh, the wolf pack pic…love what you've done with it *bursts out laughing*
and a little side note…I've added your widget to all my pages and have been talking the book up to all my Harry Potter obsessed friends.
Cheers!
Sabrina
April 24th, 2009 at 8:19 am
HAHAHAHA! Best. Reaction. Ever.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Great post Kabel. This has got to be one of my favourites!!
April 24th, 2009 at 8:38 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you didn't know this was going to happen. Come on! Just Post Your Thoughts!!!! Skip The Awkward Part And Tell About The Rest!! Though as short as that post was, it was hilarious.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:42 am
HA HA HA HA! And also, HA HA! No words to describe how awesome this post was.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:48 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! That's the face I made!!!!
I would like to say as a girl this was not the most anticipated scene. For me it was probably the very end, I wanted to know how SM would end it all.
I feel the need to worn you, you might want to save that picture you might need it for later use.
Also after reading the comments please don't feel guiltly about not writing about this chapter (did that even make sence? I just woke up…). I would have done the same thing.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:50 am
LOL, aw I feel bad for yea, were you scarred? I was lol, it was….well you hit it right on the nail, AWKWARD. haha, best of luck to you with the therapy =)
April 24th, 2009 at 9:44 am
HAHAHAH!!!!!! Awww come onn!!! Nothing?!!?
April 24th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Priceless.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:08 am
That's really all we get? C'mon Kaleb! I was so looking forward to your thoughts on this chapter!
April 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Ok that was hilarious.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
LOL!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
omg kaleb! comeon! you need to say something! rant! complain! something! its going to just get alot weirder from here! trustt meee. and i think in the end you'll ultimately be disappointed by the last book, tho i know youll never admit it.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
LMAO.
Alright that is amazing!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
ROTFL!!!!!!! Great job Kaleb. However I would have to agree that you really should comment on this chapter. And you really should have a song for this chapter. How about Barry White's “Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby”? That would really describe this chapter adequately and set the mood for this chapter. What do you say Kaleb?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
hahahahahaha I love it! I'd love a song for it though…. maybe “lets get it on” by Marvin Gaye?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHA
April 24th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face
April 24th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face it must have been priceless, i have to admit, it was pretty awkward after the humorus feather comment, lol oh well it could have been much worse lol, just be happy that she is a mormon, and won't describe things like that in graphic detail.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh poor Kaleb lol. I enjoyed the chapter, but then again I am a girl lol. In fact, I use the quotes: “Why am I covered in feathers?” “I bit a pillow…or two” frequently on various websites for my signature lol.
And that picture of your eyebrow raising always freaks me out. I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if the picture actually moved.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
*laughing my butt off*
Best. Post. Ever.
LOL!
April 24th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
KALEB NOOOO!!! I was so looking forward to what you would have to say about this chapter!!!! Ahhh! This was like one of the best chapters ever!
April 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
ME TOO!! LOL
April 24th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*can't stop laughing*
You are made of WIN! LOLOLOLOLOL~
This post is epic!
April 24th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
you know, i never thought about how awkward this chapter would be for a guy to read… unless he liked romance, which some guys do. at the time of reading i was just thinking “no, don't fade to black before the good stuff!” ah, not even a lengthy description of edward naked *sigh*. lol!
oooh…if you want really awkward, you should read some of the fanfiction lemons that are of this chapter
April 24th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I can't even tell you how hard i was laughing…. =D
I really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really, (how many really's is that?) wish I could of seen you're face when you read Chapter 5!
April 24th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
lol u r SO HILARIOUS!!! although ihave to say that i do know how u must feel that chapter was pretty awkward….. =)
April 24th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I loved this post!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
LMAO. I knew it.
What do you people expect him to say?
We know what happened.
Unless..you wanted him to tell you why Edward had to bite pillows.
*awkward*
Wait, did someone just tell Kaleb to go read fanfic LEMONS!?
hahahahahahahahahaha
April 24th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
same here. he should have totally recorded himself reading this chapter! it would have been super funny.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow…. Shortest chapter post ever! Is that really all you have to say about it??? Come on!!! I thought that you would've at least commented on the pillow!
April 24th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
haha. man! i was hoping you really had something more to say about it! lol. i was thinking the same thing at first, but theni started thinking, i bet bella looked hot in that stu… only thing is…its very difficult for me to envision that.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
lol Kaleb XP
April 24th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
LOL! Amazing post!
Awesome picture with the eyebrow thing.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Haha. And let the awkwardness that makes a frequent appearance in breaking dawn commence. I think, as others have suggested, you should make a video in parody of you reading this chapter. I'm sure that would, at the very least, be a sufficient replacement for your actual commentary. Lolz.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Oh come on Kaleb, you're more mature than this. They're a married couple BEYOND being madly in love, you KNOW this. What did you expect? Stephenie kept it PG for the younger readers, although a 23 year old woman like myself was a bit disappointed, I figured a young man like yourself wouldn't feel AWKWARD reading this chapter. You definetely surprised me (and slightly disappointed me) with this post.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
You forgot the chapter song! I suggest 'Rock the Casbah.'
April 24th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
HAHAHA =]
April 24th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just think of the legions of fans who were just WAITING for you to read this chapter. PRECIOUS. And LOL at Tara.Seanan. Rock the Casbah. xD
April 24th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
LMAO
I was wondering what you would do at this chapter…
Ah, priceless.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
LOL oh man who knew something that simple would make me laugh that much??!!
& I agree with Samantha KL…VIDEO POST!!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
*first look* ……. hehehehe *falls of chair laughing*
this has made my whole twilight experience.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
jajajajaja, I just can imagine your face while you were reading it, must be priceless “I have nothing more to say about that.” jajajaja. But well for me was one of the best chapters of this sequel
April 25th, 2009 at 12:05 am
LOL, isn't that the same photo you used for Chapter 20 of Eclipse?
Come on. We've all been waiting for you to read this, the least you can do is comment on something. Isn't there SOMETHING you can make fun of? You cannot tell us you honestly have nothing to say about this chapter. Is wasn't even like the wedding night was all that happened in chapter 5.
And anyway, was it really THAT bad? Stephenie didn't even go into detail! Surely as a writer (and a reader) you've come across worse.
Well, whatever. You know we'll all forgive you eventually
April 25th, 2009 at 12:43 am
lol!!!that was like ur best post ever lol!!!and that was pretty much the face i made when i was reading it….can u say AWKWARD!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 4:21 am
Hahaha, finally you read that chapter. xP
But your post was quite short though..
April 25th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Awkward!? What!?
Hahahaha!
It would have been awkward had there been a play by play! I thought that Stephenie Meyer handled it really well. She managed to… Give the readers what they wanted, I guess? Without going into the details which would have made it very awkard. I thought she handled it very tastefully.
It makes me laugh, though. Because one of my friends reacted like you. Absolute crack up! Brilliant!
April 25th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Awww! hehehehe. Aww come on! You have to have a little more input then “awkward.”
April 25th, 2009 at 9:44 am
P.S. I agree with Brogan. This chapter was handled very well. And my friends reacted like you too, lol.
April 25th, 2009 at 11:07 am
HAHAHA.
Nice, Kaleb. xDxD
April 25th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Kalebbbb! I've been waiting for you to read this chapter for like 4 months! Come on man! I'm off to read you're next post, you better have posting something about it there! Still lmao i would have loved to see your face!
April 25th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Kaleb I gotta say I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to reading something, not just akward. You have to say SOMETHING. I would have thought you would've at least responded to Edward's reaction in the morning. And what about Bella's reaction to his? Oh well I guess. I love this chapter & I'm glad to see you have Chapter 6 up too.
April 25th, 2009 at 11:43 am
I am seriously not surprised…although I had to go back and figure out what happened to chapter 5!!
Thought you might be just a little uncomfortable!!! But, you have to admit, it could have been a lot worse!!
April 25th, 2009 at 11:54 am
lmao lmao, i agree with Heather. i did a double-take when your eyebrow moved, i thought i was seeing things XD
ikr?? but after coming across tons of missing-scene fanfics in the internet, i was glad SM made it a fade-to-black thing. it wasn't so *awkward* after the initial shock of actually reading it faded.
but, really, you NEED to write an actual post for this chapter. i can just imagine the lulz when we read it. guess it isn't really a guy thing, though, eh?
April 25th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
hahah! i have to admit i'm a little disappointed but not at all shocked by the length of the post for this specific chapter…i agree with Jamaica…Stephenie did her best to make as least awkward as possible by just ending it. lol
i really couldn't wait until you go to this chapter and it was probably one of the most anticipated blog posts in the history of the world lol
but i think we all really wanna hear what you actually think about it (and not just THAT part) give us SOMETHING!!!
but this post still made me laugh…alot…
April 25th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
lmao! I feel the same way.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I concur.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
That Is Why I Dont Want My Mother To Read It. Lol. Bless You! I Think One Word Sums It Up For All Of Us
Cya,
Poppy. x
April 25th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Hilarious!! Love the eyebrow!
April 25th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
HAHAH Kaleb wow thats funny!!
April 25th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Ha ha ha seriously, I didn't know what else to say here
April 25th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
I totally should have filmed me reading this. It was really epic, honestly. You would have laughed endlessly
April 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Say that you will actually write about this chapter somewhere else and only e-mail it to mature audiences
April 25th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Come on Kaleb! I've dying for you to get to this book and here you are slacking on the job lol. Stephenie didn't even give us anything she only implied that sex happened…..why wont you comment??? LOL I really wanna here your input. Even so thats hilarious.
April 25th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
You have to understand right now, I'm extremely tired.
But when I saw this post I practically rolled off my chair laughing.
Definetly the best post ever…you should have filmed it.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Oh, wow!! Oh my heck, Kaleb, the hilarity just rolls off of you nonstop!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Why am I not surprised? That is too funny! No song either? Seems strange. Seriously, for the comment above about the song, seriously listen to the song “Heaven Here” by Dashboard Confessional. Absolutely perfect. Anyway, not important.
Awkward!! So fantastic! And the “Uh…” statement afterward just made me laugh harder. Simply the cherry on top!
April 26th, 2009 at 1:58 am
I've got a song… “i'm too sexy”
April 26th, 2009 at 2:27 am
noooooooo! i demand a real post!
April 26th, 2009 at 4:29 am
Oh, poor Kaleb! Yeah, I for some reason have always just favored Jacob, so even though this part of the book was amazing, I had wished it was Jacob being described, not Edward. Although, it wasn't painful reading his description. I really don't have a favorite of all the guys in Twilight, but my favorite character period, would have to be Jacob, because I can relate most to Jacob. But I have to say, this was an extremely hilariously hysterical post. (If that made sense, it's like 1:30 A.M.?) Yup. But I would have killed to see your face when you were reading this chapter. ROTFL! on the eyebrow thing, that was perfect. I was sitting in class when I read that chapter and my friend Sid had already read the book, I looked at her and made that exact face when I finished that chapter, and she started busting out laughing and my English teacher was just staring at us totally confused! It was hysterical! You kinda had to be there though. Yup, so I get how you feel. Truly, I do.
April 26th, 2009 at 7:36 am
hahaha
I cannot believe you just did that.
A post saying you have nothing to say.
ROFL xD
April 26th, 2009 at 9:25 am
HILARIOUS xD !!
Just the look on your face says it all ROFL
April 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am
LOL!! xD
yeah, definitely best post ever!! ha, jk…. o_o (i want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) LOL
aw, c'mon! you could do better than this, say smth funny ect.
i was laughing so hard while i was reading that chapter, it's just hilarious!
i mean, actually it's more funny than awkward
so you should comment on it!!!
anyways, luv u!! ^^
April 27th, 2009 at 12:35 am
I have to say, I'm not at all surprised about this post. This is probably one of my favorite chapters in the whole series and I wasn't really expecting you to elaborate on it much but that picture along with the big AWKWARD was priceless! Too funny. I really do feel bad for you because Breaking Dawn is probably the most awkward book in the series for a guy to read. One suggestion for a song for this chapter: Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer. lol
April 27th, 2009 at 7:01 am
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April 27th, 2009 at 9:45 am
You're really funny Kaleb! But I wonder what you really thought of that chapter…. ^___^ Yeah, Your Body is a Wonderland is a good song for this chapter, or I'll Make Love To You by Boys 2 Men.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
It's so funny that I wanted to see your reaction to this chapter. I get onto the site and… I bust out laughing.
Gosh, I wish I could've seen your face!
You know, I wanted your insight, and this says everything.
Thanks for making my day!
April 28th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
A-hem…I'm a guy…Yeah I've read all 4 books…I and a couple of other boys who've read this book (yes, girls are not the only people who read this series!) all feel the same way Kaleb does. I WOULD NEVER POST A REVIEW ON THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER IF I WAS KALEB!! Don't worry Kaleb…Those boys out there have got your back!
~Zack~
Yeah, and by the way, I'm 12…
April 28th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Akward turtle…
April 29th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Best. Summary. Ever.
Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing.
April 29th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Awwwww! You totally should have recorded your reaction!
I would pre-order 15 of your books and force all of my friends to read them if you would have a video of this! Seriously!
Anyway, this has to be my favorite post ever. XD
May 1st, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Awww. Poor Kaleb. Ha ha.
I would actually want further insight though.
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
LOL. Ive been waiting for like FOREVER for ur post….and actually im not surprised it wasnt very long. LOL. Dont worry kaleb, we are mature enough to hear atleast SOME insight on it. lol. Oh well. Im still looking foward to other blogs!!
vivs!!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 7:58 am
lol lol lol lol XD
May 4th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
nice post hehe
May 7th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Internet: 15 $ per month
Spinning chair: 40$
This post: Priceless.
ROFLLC
May 9th, 2009 at 8:31 am
i guess i don't blame you.
i probly wouldn't want to write a review either, i mean, its their HONEYMOON for gosh sakes. XP!
Very funny anyway!!
P.S. this is the gnome emote <:)>
May 12th, 2009 at 6:56 am
best chapter….
and super best post!!!!!
go kaleb go……..
though my stomach is really aching because of the laughter
im disappointed that there's no further illumination
but the others were right
were all matured enough to this!
though the scene wasn't elaborated by meyer
the thought was there…
lol
: P
p.s. You could post the eyebrows again…
beware of the upcoming chapter……
SURPRISE!
May 13th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
well………yeah! LOL that's really what i thought when i read this chapter! my mouth fall wide open for about 2 minutes!
and i'm a girl! OMG!
BEST post ever!
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xD
June 15th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
[...] but shudder. After all, if all the other Too-Much-Information scenes I have endured (namely: almost every scene on Isle Esme) were so light in comparison to one that actually needs a warning, what horrible, embarrassing [...]
June 15th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Hahaha. It's such a good chapter. What I wouldn't give to go to Isle Esme with Edward. Actually, I think I'd prefer to go there with Rob Pattinson. I'm much more attracted to him. Lol.
June 21st, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Oh, I did want you to film it! I commented that once. However, I did predict beforehand that you would do exactly this: post the AWKWARD picture and leave it at that. You're so funny.
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:13 am
My goodness. That would have been epic. Im laughing so hard just imaging it hahaha…
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:06 am
NO, I think you can use “I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach”
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:13 am
I think I have a better idea for a song…
“I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach”
lmao I always thought that it fit perfectly…
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:58 pm
omg! lol true dat! lol
May 24th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
same here! lol
June 21st, 2010 at 6:05 pm
i like how she's not telling you everything and you are so funny kaleb
June 22nd, 2010 at 10:42 pm
heyyyyy sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this chap cuz it is akward and you r loooking!!!!!!! poop you
June 22nd, 2010 at 10:43 pm
heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! im wasnt looking i was laghing at you lol i loveeeee cheese
June 22nd, 2010 at 10:46 pm
how could you be laughing at me spelling awkward wrong when you could not see what i was spelling in the first place!!!!!!!!
June 30th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
you know what i know where you sleep at night yo
July 1st, 2010 at 12:35 am
you know what i know where you sleep at night yo
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:43 am
….it's the 21st century, what's there to feel awkward about? they don't even describe what happens! they just wake up and we assume the deed was done…sure its all grotesquely romantic to you, but things can be learned from this potently girly chapter…at least for dudes, cuz us girls know wassup.
September 19th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
LOL!!!!
October 10th, 2010 at 11:26 am
rip off…give me my one dollar back…..
October 19th, 2010 at 7:16 am
I had the Same reaction!!! XD
February 8th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
WHAT? OH NO.
I READ ALL YOUR POST JUST TO WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENT ON THIS CHAPTER!
lmao
March 1st, 2012 at 4:42 am
lol