Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 5 (Isle Esme)

....it's the 21st century, what's there to feel awkward about? they don't even describe what happens! they just wake up and we assume the deed was done...sure its all grotesquely romantic to you, but things can be learned from this potently girly chapter...at least for dudes, cuz us girls know wassup. :P

i like how she's not telling you everything and you are so funny kaleb

heyyyyy sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this chap cuz it is akward and you r loooking!!!!!!! poop you

heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! im wasnt looking i was laghing at you lol i loveeeee cheese

how could you be laughing at me spelling awkward wrong when you could not see what i was spelling in the first place!!!!!!!!

you know what i know where you sleep at night yo

same here! lol

omg! lol true dat! lol

we know you loved it..
[ ;

Cannot believe you said absolutely NOTHING on this chapter! HAHAHA.

Hahaha. It's such a good chapter. What I wouldn't give to go to Isle Esme with Edward. Actually, I think I'd prefer to go there with Rob Pattinson. I'm much more attracted to him. Lol.

well.........yeah! LOL that's really what i thought when i read this chapter! my mouth fall wide open for about 2 minutes!
and i'm a girl! OMG!
BEST post ever!
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xD

best chapter....

and super best post!!!!!

go kaleb go........

though my stomach is really aching because of the laughter
im disappointed that there's no further illumination
but the others were right
were all matured enough to this!

though the scene wasn't elaborated by meyer
the thought was there...

lol

: P

p.s. You could post the eyebrows again...
beware of the upcoming chapter......

SURPRISE!

i guess i don't blame you.
i probly wouldn't want to write a review either, i mean, its their HONEYMOON for gosh sakes. XP!
Very funny anyway!!
:)
P.S. this is the gnome emote <:)>

Internet: 15 $ per month
Spinning chair: 40$
This post: Priceless.


ROFLLC

nice post hehe

lol lol lol lol XD

LOL. Ive been waiting for like FOREVER for ur post....and actually im not surprised it wasnt very long. LOL. Dont worry kaleb, we are mature enough to hear atleast SOME insight on it. lol. Oh well. Im still looking foward to other blogs!!

vivs!!!

Awww. Poor Kaleb. Ha ha.

I would actually want further insight though.

Awwwww! You totally should have recorded your reaction!
I would pre-order 15 of your books and force all of my friends to read them if you would have a video of this! Seriously!

Anyway, this has to be my favorite post ever. XD

Best. Summary. Ever.
Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing.

Akward turtle...

It's so funny that I wanted to see your reaction to this chapter. I get onto the site and... I bust out laughing.
Gosh, I wish I could've seen your face!
You know, I wanted your insight, and this says everything.

Thanks for making my day! :)

You're really funny Kaleb! But I wonder what you really thought of that chapter.... ^___^ Yeah, Your Body is a Wonderland is a good song for this chapter, or I'll Make Love To You by Boys 2 Men.

I have to say, I'm not at all surprised about this post. This is probably one of my favorite chapters in the whole series and I wasn't really expecting you to elaborate on it much but that picture along with the big AWKWARD was priceless! Too funny. I really do feel bad for you because Breaking Dawn is probably the most awkward book in the series for a guy to read. One suggestion for a song for this chapter: Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer. lol

LOL!! xD
yeah, definitely best post ever!! ha, jk.... o_o (i want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) LOL
aw, c'mon! you could do better than this, say smth funny ect.
i was laughing so hard while i was reading that chapter, it's just hilarious!
i mean, actually it's more funny than awkward
so you should comment on it!!!
anyways, luv u!! ^^

HILARIOUS xD !!
Just the look on your face says it all ROFL

hahaha

I cannot believe you just did that.
A post saying you have nothing to say.

ROFL xD

Oh, poor Kaleb! Yeah, I for some reason have always just favored Jacob, so even though this part of the book was amazing, I had wished it was Jacob being described, not Edward. Although, it wasn't painful reading his description. I really don't have a favorite of all the guys in Twilight, but my favorite character period, would have to be Jacob, because I can relate most to Jacob. But I have to say, this was an extremely hilariously hysterical post. (If that made sense, it's like 1:30 A.M.?) Yup. But I would have killed to see your face when you were reading this chapter. ROTFL! on the eyebrow thing, that was perfect. I was sitting in class when I read that chapter and my friend Sid had already read the book, I looked at her and made that exact face when I finished that chapter, and she started busting out laughing and my English teacher was just staring at us totally confused! It was hysterical! You kinda had to be there though. Yup, so I get how you feel. Truly, I do.

noooooooo! i demand a real post!

Oh, wow!! Oh my heck, Kaleb, the hilarity just rolls off of you nonstop!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Why am I not surprised? That is too funny! No song either? Seems strange. Seriously, for the comment above about the song, seriously listen to the song "Heaven Here" by Dashboard Confessional. Absolutely perfect. Anyway, not important.

Awkward!! So fantastic! And the "Uh..." statement afterward just made me laugh harder. Simply the cherry on top!

You have to understand right now, I'm extremely tired.

But when I saw this post I practically rolled off my chair laughing.

Definetly the best post ever...you should have filmed it.

Come on Kaleb! I've dying for you to get to this book and here you are slacking on the job lol. Stephenie didn't even give us anything she only implied that sex happened.....why wont you comment??? LOL I really wanna here your input. Even so thats hilarious.

HAHAH Kaleb wow thats funny!!

Hilarious!! Love the eyebrow!

That Is Why I Dont Want My Mother To Read It. Lol. Bless You! I Think One Word Sums It Up For All Of Us ;)

Cya,
Poppy. x

lmao! I feel the same way.

hahah! i have to admit i'm a little disappointed but not at all shocked by the length of the post for this specific chapter...i agree with Jamaica...Stephenie did her best to make as least awkward as possible by just ending it. lol
i really couldn't wait until you go to this chapter and it was probably one of the most anticipated blog posts in the history of the world lol
but i think we all really wanna hear what you actually think about it (and not just THAT part) give us SOMETHING!!!
but this post still made me laugh...alot... :)

lmao lmao, i agree with Heather. i did a double-take when your eyebrow moved, i thought i was seeing things XD
ikr?? but after coming across tons of missing-scene fanfics in the internet, i was glad SM made it a fade-to-black thing. it wasn't so *awkward* after the initial shock of actually reading it faded.
but, really, you NEED to write an actual post for this chapter. i can just imagine the lulz when we read it. guess it isn't really a guy thing, though, eh?

I am seriously not surprised...although I had to go back and figure out what happened to chapter 5!!

Thought you might be just a little uncomfortable!!! But, you have to admit, it could have been a lot worse!!

Kaleb I gotta say I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to reading something, not just akward. You have to say SOMETHING. I would have thought you would've at least responded to Edward's reaction in the morning. And what about Bella's reaction to his? Oh well I guess. I love this chapter & I'm glad to see you have Chapter 6 up too.

Kalebbbb! I've been waiting for you to read this chapter for like 4 months! Come on man! I'm off to read you're next post, you better have posting something about it there! Still lmao i would have loved to see your face!

HAHAHA.
Nice, Kaleb. xDxD

P.S. I agree with Brogan. This chapter was handled very well. And my friends reacted like you too, lol.

Awww! hehehehe. Aww come on! You have to have a little more input then "awkward."

Awkward!? What!?
Hahahaha!
It would have been awkward had there been a play by play! I thought that Stephenie Meyer handled it really well. She managed to... Give the readers what they wanted, I guess? Without going into the details which would have made it very awkard. I thought she handled it very tastefully.
It makes me laugh, though. Because one of my friends reacted like you. Absolute crack up! Brilliant!

Hahaha, finally you read that chapter. xP
But your post was quite short though..

lol!!!that was like ur best post ever lol!!!and that was pretty much the face i made when i was reading it....can u say AWKWARD!!!

LOL, isn't that the same photo you used for Chapter 20 of Eclipse?

Come on. We've all been waiting for you to read this, the least you can do is comment on something. Isn't there SOMETHING you can make fun of? You cannot tell us you honestly have nothing to say about this chapter. Is wasn't even like the wedding night was all that happened in chapter 5.
And anyway, was it really THAT bad? Stephenie didn't even go into detail! Surely as a writer (and a reader) you've come across worse.
Well, whatever. You know we'll all forgive you eventually :)

jajajajaja, I just can imagine your face while you were reading it, must be priceless "I have nothing more to say about that." jajajaja. But well for me was one of the best chapters of this sequel

*first look* ....... hehehehe *falls of chair laughing*


this has made my whole twilight experience.

LOL oh man who knew something that simple would make me laugh that much??!!

& I agree with Samantha KL...VIDEO POST!!!!

LMAO
I was wondering what you would do at this chapter...
Ah, priceless.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just think of the legions of fans who were just WAITING for you to read this chapter. PRECIOUS. And LOL at Tara.Seanan. Rock the Casbah. xD

HAHAHA =]

You forgot the chapter song! I suggest 'Rock the Casbah.' :D

Oh come on Kaleb, you're more mature than this. They're a married couple BEYOND being madly in love, you KNOW this. What did you expect? Stephenie kept it PG for the younger readers, although a 23 year old woman like myself was a bit disappointed, I figured a young man like yourself wouldn't feel AWKWARD reading this chapter. You definetely surprised me (and slightly disappointed me) with this post.

Haha. And let the awkwardness that makes a frequent appearance in breaking dawn commence. I think, as others have suggested, you should make a video in parody of you reading this chapter. I'm sure that would, at the very least, be a sufficient replacement for your actual commentary. Lolz.

LOL! Amazing post!
Awesome picture with the eyebrow thing. :)

lol Kaleb XP

haha. man! i was hoping you really had something more to say about it! lol. i was thinking the same thing at first, but theni started thinking, i bet bella looked hot in that stu... only thing is...its very difficult for me to envision that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow.... Shortest chapter post ever! Is that really all you have to say about it??? Come on!!! I thought that you would've at least commented on the pillow! :D

LMAO. I knew it.
What do you people expect him to say?
We know what happened.
Unless..you wanted him to tell you why Edward had to bite pillows.
*awkward*

Wait, did someone just tell Kaleb to go read fanfic LEMONS!?
hahahahahahahahahaha

LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I loved this post!!!

lol u r SO HILARIOUS!!! although ihave to say that i do know how u must feel that chapter was pretty awkward..... =)

I can't even tell you how hard i was laughing.... =D

I really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really, (how many really's is that?) wish I could of seen you're face when you read Chapter 5!

you know, i never thought about how awkward this chapter would be for a guy to read... unless he liked romance, which some guys do. at the time of reading i was just thinking "no, don't fade to black before the good stuff!" ah, not even a lengthy description of edward naked *sigh*. lol!
oooh...if you want really awkward, you should read some of the fanfiction lemons that are of this chapter :D

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*can't stop laughing*
You are made of WIN! LOLOLOLOLOL~
This post is epic!

CHICKEN!!!!!!
hahahahaha
oh kaleb......
erm, you might want to get used to it...........:P

KALEB NOOOO!!! I was so looking forward to what you would have to say about this chapter!!!! Ahhh! This was like one of the best chapters ever!

*laughing my butt off*
Best. Post. Ever.
LOL!

AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh poor Kaleb lol. I enjoyed the chapter, but then again I am a girl lol. In fact, I use the quotes: "Why am I covered in feathers?" "I bit a pillow...or two" frequently on various websites for my signature lol.

And that picture of your eyebrow raising always freaks me out. I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if the picture actually moved.

lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face it must have been priceless, i have to admit, it was pretty awkward after the humorus feather comment, lol oh well it could have been much worse lol, just be happy that she is a mormon, and won't describe things like that in graphic detail.

lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face

ME TOO!! LOL

same here. he should have totally recorded himself reading this chapter! it would have been super funny.

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahaha I love it! I'd love a song for it though.... maybe "lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye?

ROTFL!!!!!!! Great job Kaleb. However I would have to agree that you really should comment on this chapter. And you really should have a song for this chapter. How about Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby"? That would really describe this chapter adequately and set the mood for this chapter. What do you say Kaleb?

I think I have a better idea for a song...
"I Wanna Have Sex On The Beach"
lmao I always thought that it fit perfectly...

LMAO.
Alright that is amazing!

omg kaleb! comeon! you need to say something! rant! complain! something! its going to just get alot weirder from here! trustt meee. and i think in the end you'll ultimately be disappointed by the last book, tho i know youll never admit it.

LOL!

Ok that was hilarious. :D

That's really all we get? C'mon Kaleb! I was so looking forward to your thoughts on this chapter!

Priceless.

HAHAHAH!!!!!! Awww come onn!!! Nothing?!!?

LOL, aw I feel bad for yea, were you scarred? I was lol, it was....well you hit it right on the nail, AWKWARD. haha, best of luck to you with the therapy =)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! That's the face I made!!!!

I would like to say as a girl this was not the most anticipated scene. For me it was probably the very end, I wanted to know how SM would end it all.

I feel the need to worn you, you might want to save that picture you might need it for later use.

Also after reading the comments please don't feel guiltly about not writing about this chapter (did that even make sence? I just woke up...). I would have done the same thing.

HA HA HA HA! And also, HA HA! No words to describe how awesome this post was.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you didn't know this was going to happen. Come on! Just Post Your Thoughts!!!! Skip The Awkward Part And Tell About The Rest!! Though as short as that post was, it was hilarious.

Great post Kabel. This has got to be one of my favourites!!

HAHAHAHA! Best. Reaction. Ever.

God, I would've killed to see your face while reading what had to be (for girls) the most anticipated scene EVER. I wonder if you were as red as Bella gets *grins*
Oh, the wolf pack pic...love what you've done with it *bursts out laughing*
and a little side note...I've added your widget to all my pages and have been talking the book up to all my Harry Potter obsessed friends.
Cheers!
Sabrina

I totally should have filmed me reading this. It was really epic, honestly. You would have laughed endlessly :P

My goodness. That would have been epic. Im laughing so hard just imaging it hahaha...

Oh, I did want you to film it! I commented that once. However, I did predict beforehand that you would do exactly this: post the AWKWARD picture and leave it at that. You're so funny.

lol!

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I'd been telling my friends that you'd avoid this chapter (yesterday, in fact, I said "I think the reason Kaleb hasn't posted the next chapter is because he doesn't know what the hell to say". I also may have... erhm... said something along the lines of "Kaleb being the prude he is," but that's because of the part of you I see, it's sort of prudish (I mean, I don't know you outside the internet world).

C'mon... guys POV pretty important here.... you can't just leave it at that :0p