really, kaleb? really? i thought this was some sort of mistake when i came to it! okay, i have an idea. just regroup your thoughts, and try to say something about this chapter or not. either way, i accept you.
Okay so you could have at least commented on the fact that when the Cullens are feeling romantic they buy eachother islands! at the very least! jeepers! typical guy! but then again this is what amuses us about your perspective, the guy part in twilight guy, lol melissaturkey
Nothing? You always commented on the lovey-dovey chapters before, so I can only assume that you will post later. I mean, we – your fans – got your book really high on the preorders list so you kinda owe us (yeah, that's right, I AM playing the guilt card!) But seriously, I still love you, cause that post was hilarious!
Because you're the Twilight GUY, you HAVE to write a review of this chapter : us girls talk about it all the time and we have no idea what guys think of it because even for the few of us who know a guy who read Breaking Dawn, said guy will not discuss this particular chapter. (Guilt card again lol and I promise I will not comment this review a 4th time!!!)
ROFL. I do believe that is the most succinct chapter review ever. Poor Kaleb, you are going to be hounded by all of your female followers (and possibly a few guys) for your actual thoughts of this chapter. One thing about this chapter though, Steph does not go into extreme detail, which gives your poor mind a break.
hahahahah oh come onnnnnnnn!! it wasn't written like those romance novels with fabio on the cover. what did you think would happen on the honeymoon? you can talk about the ridiculous trip to the island, how amazing the house is. of course the cullens own an island, haha psshhhhh..
LOL! Love your responses/comments for the chapters! And nobody told you what was coming b/c we wanted you to experience the chapters and what happened in them yourself, free of judgement. You are awesome!
It amuses me that everyone is pushing so hard for your take on it when it was clearly given….the whole thing made you feel awkward lol. That in itself is a full opinion, no more needed. Maybe the awkwardness was so complete that he can't elaborate on it.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I'd been telling my friends that you'd avoid this chapter (yesterday, in fact, I said “I think the reason Kaleb hasn't posted the next chapter is because he doesn't know what the hell to say”. I also may have… erhm… said something along the lines of “Kaleb being the prude he is,” but that's because of the part of you I see, it's sort of prudish (I mean, I don't know you outside the internet world).
God, I would've killed to see your face while reading what had to be (for girls) the most anticipated scene EVER. I wonder if you were as red as Bella gets *grins* Oh, the wolf pack pic…love what you've done with it *bursts out laughing* and a little side note…I've added your widget to all my pages and have been talking the book up to all my Harry Potter obsessed friends. Cheers! Sabrina
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you didn't know this was going to happen. Come on! Just Post Your Thoughts!!!! Skip The Awkward Part And Tell About The Rest!! Though as short as that post was, it was hilarious.
omg kaleb! comeon! you need to say something! rant! complain! something! its going to just get alot weirder from here! trustt meee. and i think in the end you'll ultimately be disappointed by the last book, tho i know youll never admit it.
ROTFL!!!!!!! Great job Kaleb. However I would have to agree that you really should comment on this chapter. And you really should have a song for this chapter. How about Barry White's “Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby”? That would really describe this chapter adequately and set the mood for this chapter. What do you say Kaleb?
lol awww i feel bad 4 u but i would have killed to see your face it must have been priceless, i have to admit, it was pretty awkward after the humorus feather comment, lol oh well it could have been much worse lol, just be happy that she is a mormon, and won't describe things like that in graphic detail.
AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh poor Kaleb lol. I enjoyed the chapter, but then again I am a girl lol. In fact, I use the quotes: “Why am I covered in feathers?” “I bit a pillow…or two” frequently on various websites for my signature lol.
And that picture of your eyebrow raising always freaks me out. I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if the picture actually moved.
you know, i never thought about how awkward this chapter would be for a guy to read… unless he liked romance, which some guys do. at the time of reading i was just thinking “no, don't fade to black before the good stuff!” ah, not even a lengthy description of edward naked *sigh*. lol! oooh…if you want really awkward, you should read some of the fanfiction lemons that are of this chapter
haha. man! i was hoping you really had something more to say about it! lol. i was thinking the same thing at first, but theni started thinking, i bet bella looked hot in that stu… only thing is…its very difficult for me to envision that.
Haha. And let the awkwardness that makes a frequent appearance in breaking dawn commence. I think, as others have suggested, you should make a video in parody of you reading this chapter. I'm sure that would, at the very least, be a sufficient replacement for your actual commentary. Lolz.
Oh come on Kaleb, you're more mature than this. They're a married couple BEYOND being madly in love, you KNOW this. What did you expect? Stephenie kept it PG for the younger readers, although a 23 year old woman like myself was a bit disappointed, I figured a young man like yourself wouldn't feel AWKWARD reading this chapter. You definetely surprised me (and slightly disappointed me) with this post.
LOL, isn't that the same photo you used for Chapter 20 of Eclipse?
Come on. We've all been waiting for you to read this, the least you can do is comment on something. Isn't there SOMETHING you can make fun of? You cannot tell us you honestly have nothing to say about this chapter. Is wasn't even like the wedding night was all that happened in chapter 5. And anyway, was it really THAT bad? Stephenie didn't even go into detail! Surely as a writer (and a reader) you've come across worse. Well, whatever. You know we'll all forgive you eventually
Awkward!? What!? Hahahaha! It would have been awkward had there been a play by play! I thought that Stephenie Meyer handled it really well. She managed to… Give the readers what they wanted, I guess? Without going into the details which would have made it very awkard. I thought she handled it very tastefully. It makes me laugh, though. Because one of my friends reacted like you. Absolute crack up! Brilliant!
Kalebbbb! I've been waiting for you to read this chapter for like 4 months! Come on man! I'm off to read you're next post, you better have posting something about it there! Still lmao i would have loved to see your face!
Kaleb I gotta say I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to reading something, not just akward. You have to say SOMETHING. I would have thought you would've at least responded to Edward's reaction in the morning. And what about Bella's reaction to his? Oh well I guess. I love this chapter & I'm glad to see you have Chapter 6 up too.
lmao lmao, i agree with Heather. i did a double-take when your eyebrow moved, i thought i was seeing things XD ikr?? but after coming across tons of missing-scene fanfics in the internet, i was glad SM made it a fade-to-black thing. it wasn't so *awkward* after the initial shock of actually reading it faded. but, really, you NEED to write an actual post for this chapter. i can just imagine the lulz when we read it. guess it isn't really a guy thing, though, eh?
hahah! i have to admit i'm a little disappointed but not at all shocked by the length of the post for this specific chapter…i agree with Jamaica…Stephenie did her best to make as least awkward as possible by just ending it. lol i really couldn't wait until you go to this chapter and it was probably one of the most anticipated blog posts in the history of the world lol but i think we all really wanna hear what you actually think about it (and not just THAT part) give us SOMETHING!!! but this post still made me laugh…alot…
Come on Kaleb! I've dying for you to get to this book and here you are slacking on the job lol. Stephenie didn't even give us anything she only implied that sex happened…..why wont you comment??? LOL I really wanna here your input. Even so thats hilarious.
Oh, wow!! Oh my heck, Kaleb, the hilarity just rolls off of you nonstop!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Why am I not surprised? That is too funny! No song either? Seems strange. Seriously, for the comment above about the song, seriously listen to the song “Heaven Here” by Dashboard Confessional. Absolutely perfect. Anyway, not important.
Awkward!! So fantastic! And the “Uh…” statement afterward just made me laugh harder. Simply the cherry on top!
Oh, poor Kaleb! Yeah, I for some reason have always just favored Jacob, so even though this part of the book was amazing, I had wished it was Jacob being described, not Edward. Although, it wasn't painful reading his description. I really don't have a favorite of all the guys in Twilight, but my favorite character period, would have to be Jacob, because I can relate most to Jacob. But I have to say, this was an extremely hilariously hysterical post. (If that made sense, it's like 1:30 A.M.?) Yup. But I would have killed to see your face when you were reading this chapter. ROTFL! on the eyebrow thing, that was perfect. I was sitting in class when I read that chapter and my friend Sid had already read the book, I looked at her and made that exact face when I finished that chapter, and she started busting out laughing and my English teacher was just staring at us totally confused! It was hysterical! You kinda had to be there though. Yup, so I get how you feel. Truly, I do.
LOL!! xD yeah, definitely best post ever!! ha, jk…. o_o (i want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) LOL aw, c'mon! you could do better than this, say smth funny ect. i was laughing so hard while i was reading that chapter, it's just hilarious! i mean, actually it's more funny than awkward so you should comment on it!!! anyways, luv u!! ^^
I have to say, I'm not at all surprised about this post. This is probably one of my favorite chapters in the whole series and I wasn't really expecting you to elaborate on it much but that picture along with the big AWKWARD was priceless! Too funny. I really do feel bad for you because Breaking Dawn is probably the most awkward book in the series for a guy to read. One suggestion for a song for this chapter: Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer. lol
It's so funny that I wanted to see your reaction to this chapter. I get onto the site and… I bust out laughing. Gosh, I wish I could've seen your face! You know, I wanted your insight, and this says everything.
A-hem…I'm a guy…Yeah I've read all 4 books…I and a couple of other boys who've read this book (yes, girls are not the only people who read this series!) all feel the same way Kaleb does. I WOULD NEVER POST A REVIEW ON THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER IF I WAS KALEB!! Don't worry Kaleb…Those boys out there have got your back! ~Zack~ Yeah, and by the way, I'm 12…
LOL. Ive been waiting for like FOREVER for ur post….and actually im not surprised it wasnt very long. LOL. Dont worry kaleb, we are mature enough to hear atleast SOME insight on it. lol. Oh well. Im still looking foward to other blogs!!
well………yeah! LOL that's really what i thought when i read this chapter! my mouth fall wide open for about 2 minutes! and i'm a girl! OMG! BEST post ever! LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xD
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….it's the 21st century, what's there to feel awkward about? they don't even describe what happens! they just wake up and we assume the deed was done…sure its all grotesquely romantic to you, but things can be learned from this potently girly chapter…at least for dudes, cuz us girls know wassup.