Five Easy Signs Of A Fake Taylor Lautner Twitter
July 18th, 2009 at 12:05 pm by Kaleb Nation
This post could be also known as, “Why Do So Many Crazy People Pose As Taylor Lautner?”
There are lists of Taylor Lautner posers on Twitter right now, and it’s beginning to get laughable. Some of these can be somewhat convincing – until, of course, ‘Taylor’ tells you to start following some unknown person’s account who is their ‘friend’, inevitably the poser themselves trying to drive up their followers. I was recently informed of one hilarious poser called @DaRealTLautner.
I find it sad that 85 people were actually hoodwinked by this, when it is so obviously NOT Taylor Lautner. To save my readers from possible embarrassment (and the horrifying possibility that you might be following some other fake celeb accounts) I give you Five Easy Signs Of A Fake Taylor Lautner Twitter, taken straight from the Tweets themselves:
1. im doin gud thk u.im xcited 4 da teen choice cuz im presenting also we r gona start filmin eclipse in august. remember 2c newmoon (here)
What on earth. This murders my little English-major heart.
‘Taylor’ is a successful movie star, and trying his hardest to lost the ‘little kid star’ image in favor of a professional career. Spelling ‘good’ as ‘gud’, ‘the’ as ‘da’ and ’cause’ as ‘cuz’ would instantly make him the laughingstock of the business, not something he wants at this transitional period in his career.
Even I know that Demi Lovato’s Twitter account is @DdLovato. Being friends with Selena Gomez, I’m sure the real Taylor knows this as well.
3. yes its me. lol. sry but its hard to talk 2 my fans wen der r all da fak accounts. (here)
Taylor Lautner obviously has no contact with Ashley Greene, so he couldn’t ask her offline.
5. Bio: um. well im frm sharkboy n lava girl. but most no me frm twilight (here)
This has so many mistakes I don’t even no whar 2 start.
I’ve posted this before, but as a guide, I wrote an article about How To Spot A Fake Twitter. These are some simple rules that should help you (and, a list of the REAL and some known FAKES!). If you’re following this fake Taylor, it’s time to click that ‘Unfollow’ button (unless, of course, you are enjoying the lulz)!
For the record, my Twitter is @KalebNation (added: I just passed 10,000 followers today! Thanks everyone )
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