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]]> By: Mar123 http://www.twilightguy.com/2009/11/18/stephenie-meyers-advice-for-writers-video/comment-page-1/#comment-32255 Mar123 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:42:28 +0000 http://www.twilightguy.com/?p=4804#comment-32255 Hey Kaleb!<br>okay, yesterday, i went to barnes and nobles to get this one book for this one project at school. My friend Diva, who is the second biggest twilighter compared to me =D, was there with me. We came across this twilight saga section, and of coarse we were hyperventalating, but thats' not my point. We saw this one book and the cover had an eaten up apple with a hand holding it called nightlight. Soon enough, we discovered that it was a twilight parody! We read the summary and we were just craking up!!<br>Here it is...<br><br><br>"About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me."<br><br>-And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. <br><br>Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?<br><br>Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. -<br><br><br>LOL, you have to read it. =D it's by the Harvard Lampoon. =) Hey Kaleb!
okay, yesterday, i went to barnes and nobles to get this one book for this one project at school. My friend Diva, who is the second biggest twilighter compared to me =D, was there with me. We came across this twilight saga section, and of coarse we were hyperventalating, but thats' not my point. We saw this one book and the cover had an eaten up apple with a hand holding it called nightlight. Soon enough, we discovered that it was a twilight parody! We read the summary and we were just craking up!!
Here it is…

“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.”

-And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. -

LOL, you have to read it. =D it's by the Harvard Lampoon. =)

]]> By: Paige http://www.twilightguy.com/2009/11/18/stephenie-meyers-advice-for-writers-video/comment-page-1/#comment-32253 Paige Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:25:50 +0000 http://www.twilightguy.com/?p=4804#comment-32253 Have you seen John Granger's blog? He takes Twilight interpretation to a whole new level. Literary criticism at its most fun. See if you agree with his thoughts...<br><a href="http://www.fhsprofessor.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.fhsprofessor.blogspot.com</a> Have you seen John Granger's blog? He takes Twilight interpretation to a whole new level. Literary criticism at its most fun. See if you agree with his thoughts…
http://www.fhsprofessor.blogspot.com

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