A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 18 (There Are No Words For This)

The song for this chapter is Dead But Breathing by Lesley Roy [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/deadbutbreathing.mp3] Finally: a week where I’m actually not flying in or out of the west or east coast! Seriously, I have so much jetlag right now the keys on my keyboard are looking a bit fuzzy. But it’s back to Breaking Dawn, and […]

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 17 (What Do I Look Like? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have)

The song for this chapter is Shape Of My Heart by Sting [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shapeofmyheart.mp3] I am slowly becoming convinced that the above illustration is an accurate representation of how these chapters got to be named. I’m actually quite enjoying these long chapter titles, despite the fact that they span multiple lines across my screen and thus […]

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 16 (Too-Much-Information Alert)

The song for this chapter is All I Need by Within Temptation [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/allineed.mp3] When a chapter in the Twilight Saga explicitly warns me ahead of time with the title “Too-Much-Information Alert” I can’t help but shudder. After all, if all the other Too-Much-Information scenes I have endured (namely: almost every scene on Isle Esme) were […]

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 15 (Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock)

The song for this chapter is Rebirthing by Skillet [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rebirthing.mp3] After being greatly amused that it is considered national news when Stephenie closed her Myspace* I have come to the conclusion that the entertainment industry at large will now report on any and all stories that contain the words Twilight, Stephenie, Meyer, Robert, or Pattinson. […]