A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Reading Twilight: Chapter 11 (Complications)

The song for this chapter is Enemies by Ryan Cabrera [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/enemies.mp3] I returned from Alaska on Monday only to find that I was locked out of my house. The apartment people had changed the blasted locks on me, and since it was Memorial Day, I had to sit outside for nearly 2 hours waiting for […]

Reading Twilight: Chapter 10 (Interrogations)

The song for this chapter is Song In My Head by Sherwood [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/songinmyhead.mp3] As I started on this chapter, I couldn’t help but think back on all the memorable snacks I have enjoyed so far while reading, usually munching with one hand and turning the pages with the other to avoid greasy stains on its […]

Reading Twilight: Chapter 9 (Theory)

The song for this chapter is Foolish Games by Jewel [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/foolishgames.mp3] VIDEO OF ME SOMEWHERE WITHIN 200 MILES OF FORKS: I know, hang me — I am the only person who has read Twilight and who is actually within 200 miles of Forks and not going in that direction. So after discovering that I would […]

Reading Twilight: Chapter 8 (Port Angeles)

The song for this chapter is Time After Time by Quietdrive [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/timeaftertime.mp3] Ah, Port Angeles! The chapter which I’ve heard so much about, where I finally start to find the answers to many of the questions that have been raised so far. I admit, it is hard not to already know that Edward is a […]

Reading Twilight: Chapter 7 (Nightmare)

The song for this chapter is How Does It Feel by Avril Lavigne [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/howdoesitfeel.mp3] So after many days of going to bed at 4 AM and waking up sometime around noon, the crazy schedule is finally starting to sink in on me. But bah to that! It’s summer break! I felt much relieved to find […]