A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Reading Twilight: Chapter 2 (Open Book)

The song for this chapter is Rainy Monday by Shiny Toy Guns: [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/rainymonday.mp3] In light of yesterday’s confession which nearly got me a noosing (and plenty of emails referring me to St. Brigotti’s Hospital for the Mentally Deranged), I decided to take drastic measures so I’d never again forget to bring The Book. So there, […]

Reading Twilight: Chapter 1 (First Sight)

The song for this chapter is Seven Days of Lonely by I-Nine: [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/sevendaysoflonely.mp3] The first thing I noticed as I read Chapter 1 (First Sight) of Twilight was the usage of big words like inconsequential, omnipresent, claustrophobia, apprehensively. I feel as if I’m reading something from Jane Austen, which I am actually quite convinced is […]