A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

My Review Of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Movie

Finally: my review of the last movie in The Twilight Saga! I liked it so much that I saw it twice — and it was even better the second time! This movie was far better than I was even hoping for. Bill Condon managed to put everything that the fans wanted to see into the […]

New Breaking Dawn Part 2 Movie Ending?!

Entertainment Weekly revealed that The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie will have an ending sequence that is different from the book! The ending was “dreamed up” by Stephenie Meyer and Melissa Rosenberg over dinner and the producers decided to use it in the film. Wonder what it could be? Watch the new video […]

Breaking Dawn Part 2 Title Treatment!

It’s the first step of many in the release of the final movie in The Twilight Saga! The title artwork for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 was just unveiled by Summit Entertainment, and is a bit more bright and cheery than the previous logo for Part 1. It seems fitting that the color […]

Twilight Spotlight: Who Should Direct Breaking Dawn?

New Moon Twilight Weekly: Spotlight | Movie Trailers Can’t see it? Click here. Check out the clip above from the latest ReelzChannel TWILIGHT SPOTLIGHT feature! They asked the top Twilight websites who they thought should direct the Breaking Dawn movie. Being a huge Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy 1 fan, I immediately thought that Guillermo Del […]

Reading Breaking Dawn: Chapter 2 (Long Night)

The song for this chapter is When They Came For Us by Shiny Toy Guns

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Surprisingly enough, the new web server switchover hasn’t happened yet, because I’m still here (or am I?). I think everything is under control for now, but there will most likely be at least 6 hours of downtime around the end of this week. This is not a bad thing, actually. We discovered the root of the problem is that I posted my author photos yesterday, which prompted multiple thousands of people to hit KalebNation.com all in the same hour and overload the servers. I don’t know about you, but there are some on this planet who are just too easily excited (not that I’m complaining 😀 ).

Before I begin this post I should probably warn everyone that I am extremely sleepy. In fact, just minutes ago I awoke suddenly and realized that I was not in bed, but was so tired I had fallen asleep at my desk. Now that you’ve been warned, you can’t blame me for whatever half-conscious things I write in this post. But for now: the second chapter of Breaking Dawn can wait no longer!

I found it hilarious that Edward’s shirt is on the floor the evening he is staying with Bella. What, does he just hang around with no shirt on anymore? Is he trying to pick up on some habits from Jacob Black or something? If anything, he could try that half-vest thing that Aladdin does. Even Scottie McMullet wears a scarf:

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Some may laugh, but a 2-year-old vampire is quite a terrifying thought to me. I grew up in a house with