A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Reading Eclipse: Chapter 20 (Compromise)

The song for this chapter is Season of Love by Shiny Toy Guns

[audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/season-of-love.mp3]

I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some writing done, when I overheard a conversation at the table next to me that went something like this:

Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?

Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.

-all guys murmur in unified agreement-

Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.

-guys go silent-

Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?

Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.

Niccceeee. You don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing 😀

Anyhows, I managed to make it home in one piece in this chilling weather, and lo and behold Eclipse was here waiting for my return. Where I left off, Bella was with Jacob, watching

Reading Eclipse: Chapter 17 (Alliance) AND Chapter 18 (Instruction)

The song for these chapters is I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/iwillfollowyouintothedark.mp3] Starting a new semester of school is like being in a capsizing canoe: you’ll survive if you hold on tight, but everything else with you will immediately get washed downstream. I didn’t do much last week […]

Reading Eclipse: Chapter 12 (Time)

The song for this chapter is Time After Time by Quietdrive [audio:https://twilightguy.com/music/timeaftertime.mp3] Time is a very curious thing, and as school finals are rapidly approaching, my management of it has become of utmost importance. Should I study history for two hours more and government for two hours less? Should I work on my art paper […]

Reading Eclipse: Chapter 6 (Switzerland)

The song for this chapter is Switzerland by The Bella Cullen Project [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/switzerland.mp3] As I hastily unloaded groceries after a quick trip to the local store, I was suddenly stopped in my tracks by a sight I had never seen before. A silver volvo. Parked in front of my apartment. I was shocked that I […]

Reading Eclipse: Chapter 5 (Imprint)

The song for this chapter is Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional [audio:https://twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/vindicated.mp3] If ever you have an urge to see a group of weird and unusual people, try sitting at a bus stop in Dallas after dark on Halloween night. Or rather, just come to my campus on such a day, and you might get to […]