A guy reads Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (2009-2011)

Unmasking The Impostors

As we all have probably noticed, there have been quite a lot of Stephenie Meyer impostors over the past year. I’ve been very careful so far, but must admit to falling for at least one: the fake Stephenie Meyer on Twitter. Whoever set this profile up has been quite thorough in appearing to be Stephenie, […]

What R U Saying: Pirates, twilihgters, and an autografh

WHAT A RIP OFF.I searched 4 TWILIGHT the book, not this f***ing s***! Who the f*** CARES what u thank of twilight? I searched 4 TWILIGHT, and if u r not posting the book chapters 2 read then u shud NOT put ur site on google. AGAIN WHAT A RIPOFF. Apologies to the above for […]

What R U Saying: I’m not as stong as emmet (or the jo bros)

Due to a recent influx of messages from your typical village idiot, I’ve decided to put my hatemail to good use and entertain my readers with it. I receive so much hilarious hate that I can no longer keep it for my own selfish amusement. Feel free to attempt counting and/or translating each of the […]

Some Guys Will Never Learn (III)

So first all I want to say is that you suck. Why are you wasting your time on this (cluck-cluck) book? I know why. Because you (bawk-bawk) (cluck)s and your up here and all you do is read a stupid book and thing you are so cool. Well I tell you anybody can read a […]

Some Guys Will Never Learn (II)

OKAY IDIOT, SO I COME BACK TO YOUR SITE TO SEE IF YOU’VE LEARNED ANYTHING OR LISTENED BUT (HEEHAW) YOUR (HEEHAW) IS STILL HERE! AND YOU PUT MY (HEEHAW)ING EMAIL ON YOR SITE!!! YOU KNOW I COUD PROLLY SUE YOU FOR THAT SINCE YOU DID NOT ASK TO PUT IT UP, IDIOT (HAW)ING (NEIGH). YOU […]